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(Coed)   A pair of Seattle Seahawks fans named their new kid "12th Mann." Your move, Denver   (coed.com) divider line 53
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2014-01-29 11:36:31 PM  
Perhaps they'll get a visit from someone named DCF Worker.
 
2014-01-30 01:02:28 AM  

Demetrius: Perhaps they'll get a visit from someone named DCF Worker.



More likely lawyers from Texas A & M University
 
2014-01-30 01:33:43 AM  
Newborn demon spawn in Denver is named "5th Head."

//Go Hawks!
 
2014-01-30 01:36:33 AM  
Morons.
 
2014-01-30 01:36:51 AM  
This even beats head tattoo girl for the "creepy things seahawks fans have done this year" spectacle of crazy.
 
2014-01-30 01:38:39 AM  
I liked Seahawks fans a lot better when their team was losing and you never heard from any of them.

At least their Sounders fans are not this moronic....yet.
 
2014-01-30 01:48:26 AM  
I have more of a problem with Cyndee.
 
2014-01-30 01:54:38 AM  

OhioUGrad: I liked Seahawks fans a lot better when their team was losing and you never heard from any of them.

At least their Sounders fans are not this moronic....yet.


Unless they were losing to the Steelers in the Super Bowl.  We heard from them for years after that.
 
2014-01-30 02:01:48 AM  
the fark is wrong with people?  i hope texas a&m wins custody...
 
2014-01-30 02:19:00 AM  

OhioUGrad: I liked Seahawks fans a lot better when their team was losing and you never heard from any of them.

At least their Sounders fans are not this moronic....yet.

FIGHT.... AND WIN!

 
2014-01-30 02:19:13 AM  

OhioUGrad: I liked Seahawks fans a lot better when their team was losing and you never heard from any of them.


I am starting to actually agree with this, the noise is getting really hard to hear.
 
2014-01-30 02:30:42 AM  
That poor, poor child.
 
2014-01-30 02:31:37 AM  

mikaloyd: This even beats head tattoo girl for the "creepy things seahawks fans have done this year" spectacle of crazy.


Eh, she has a massive tattoo on her neck, and her boyfriend is a tattoo artist, and she clearly has a shiat ton more.  A head tattoo for her isn't really that creepy.
 
2014-01-30 02:36:18 AM  
I predict a followup article in about 18 years when this kid files a petition to have her name legally changed to something that isn't stupid.
 
2014-01-30 02:38:47 AM  
Creepy article author:

FTFA:

"12th" is actually a pretty cool middle name and it would be more awesome if the little girl grew up to become a smoking hot Seahawks cheerleader-like these members of the NFL's finest...
 
2014-01-30 02:39:54 AM  
I love puns as much as the next humble literary genius, but inserting one into your child's name is just...tacky. Honestly, the "12th" doesn't bother me nearly as much as the way they spelled "Cydnee".
 
2014-01-30 02:41:47 AM  

Captain James T. Smirk: I love puns as much as the next humble literary genius, but inserting one into your child's name is just...tacky. Honestly, the "12th" doesn't bother me nearly as much as the way they spelled "Cydnee".


Hey I know a Cydnee.

Fridays, center pole, nice girl
 
2014-01-30 02:46:14 AM  

WhyKnot: Creepy article author:

FTFA:

"12th" is actually a pretty cool middle name and it would be more awesome if the little girl grew up to become a smoking hot Seahawks cheerleader-like these members of the NFL's finest...


I saw that and then couldn't determine who I felt worse for: the kid or the parents of the failure who wrote the article.
 
2014-01-30 02:48:09 AM  

srhp29: OhioUGrad: I liked Seahawks fans a lot better when their team was losing and you never heard from any of them.

At least their Sounders fans are not this moronic....yet.

Unless they were losing to the Steelers in the Super Bowl.  We heard from them for years after that.


Only when some troll would bring it up
 
2014-01-30 03:24:41 AM  
Kid isn't named for the Seahawks. The mother just wanted to name him after the guy who impregnated her, but didn't know his name, just which number he was in the gangbang.
 
2014-01-30 03:34:22 AM  
This is truly proof that pot is legal in Washington. And that only stupid people are breeding.
 
2014-01-30 05:32:11 AM  
Should have saved time and gone with the first name "Foster"
 
2014-01-30 05:59:12 AM  
This submission made me think of Olivia Wilde.  And that made me happy.

/Go Peyton!
 
2014-01-30 07:04:28 AM  
12th Mann would be a great name for a whore.
 
2014-01-30 07:35:34 AM  
Congrats Seattle. You win.

Just make sure you keep going to the games so you don't lose another professional sports team.
 
2014-01-30 07:37:53 AM  
I wonder how many Colorado newborns will be named 'Omaha'.
 
2014-01-30 07:50:00 AM  
Maybe Shawn Kemp is the dad, and he's just trying to keep count.
 
2014-01-30 08:00:07 AM  
STOP GIVING YOUR KIDS STUPID NAMES, YOU PRETENTIOUS FARKS
 
2014-01-30 08:00:54 AM  
That will be an awesome name in about three years when the Seahawks fade back into irrelevancy. Right about the time they actually have to start paying their players more than rookie contracts.
 
2014-01-30 08:14:40 AM  

WhyKnot: Creepy article author:

FTFA:

"12th" is actually a pretty cool middle name and it would be more awesome if the little girl grew up to become a smoking hot Seahawks cheerleader-like these members of the NFL's finest...


Well let's face it, her parents haven't really set her on a path for a doctorate.
 
2014-01-30 08:27:00 AM  

Muta: 12th Mann would be a great name for a whore.


THIS.  Wanna know why they call her Cydnee "12th man"?

/same applies for porn name too
 
2014-01-30 08:28:50 AM  
Sports fans can be so farking stupid.
 
2014-01-30 08:39:28 AM  
I mean I could understand I they named a kids Seven but 12th? That's just stupid.
 
2014-01-30 08:43:06 AM  
No worse than Tyler
 
2014-01-30 08:53:06 AM  

Jim from Saint Paul: Sports fans can be so farking stupid.


QFT
 
2014-01-30 09:01:40 AM  
Seven
 
2014-01-30 09:10:25 AM  
Will this still be a story after they change his name next month?
 
2014-01-30 09:16:05 AM  
How does this compare to the idiots that named their child Krymson Tide? Worse, better, or equal? I'd say it's equal.
 
2014-01-30 09:18:49 AM  
Holy Christ, that's awful!
"Cyndee Leigh" what were they thinking?
 
2014-01-30 09:23:37 AM  
The important thing is that this child will grow up with two rational parents and develop a healthy obsession with sports at an early age. We all should be applauding this, because sports is serious business.

/Larry Lester might disagree
 
2014-01-30 09:25:34 AM  

xanadian: STOP GIVING YOUR KIDS STUPID NAMES, YOU PRETENTIOUS FARKS


I met a girl named Dyemond recently.

Yep.
 
2014-01-30 09:26:58 AM  
As a life long Seahawks fan, I just have to say to people like this:

1.bp.blogspot.com
 
2014-01-30 09:37:11 AM  
Fans in Seattle are just better than fans elsewhere. You can snark all you want that its the stadium acoustics, but you're wrong. They are just more passionate than you. Keep trying though!
 
2014-01-30 10:04:33 AM  
I DNRTFA. Please tell me that these particular fans live outside of the city, out in the "meth zone."
 
2014-01-30 11:03:28 AM  

Krymson Tyde: How does this compare to the idiots that named their child Krymson Tide? Worse, better, or equal? I'd say it's equal.


well the "cyndee" raises the stakes, but that's just the usual shiatty parenting, then there's the whole "it's a number and a stolen tradition at that" thing, but i still thing krymson tide is worse.  a) it's farking bama. fark bama.  b) it's a euphemism for well you know...
 
2014-01-30 11:42:47 AM  

ongbok: Kid isn't named for the Seahawks. The mother just wanted to name him after the guy who impregnated her, but didn't know his name, just which number he was in the gangbang.


That reminds me of my favorite all-time photoshop contest entry.  The theme was "mother-day's cards" and the picture was a bunch of black gentleman gang-banging an elderly woman.  The caption was "I'm not sure who my Dad is but I'm sure glad you're my Mommy.
 
2014-01-30 11:49:10 AM  
That is no worse than some of the names celebrities name their babys.
 
2014-01-30 02:55:04 PM  
Good luck with that trademark suit, aTm.  That extra N invalidates your claim.

But seriously, FSM help that poor child.
 
2014-01-30 03:02:52 PM  
Poor kid.
 
2014-01-30 03:20:45 PM  
12th isn't a big deal since it's a second middle name.

/like the idea of a number as a name - makes for fun signatures
//but Cydnee is awful
 
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