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(TMZ)   And the hits just keep coming for Justin Bieber: he's going to be charged with criminal assault for attacking a limo driver   (tmz.com) divider line 120
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2014-01-29 08:58:24 PM
Not to defend the little choad but it looks like one of his entourage hit the driver, not him.
 
2014-01-29 09:07:09 PM
He's in jail AGAIN?! O_o

Christ, there goes Canada's image of everyone being law-abiding citizens!
 
2014-01-29 09:18:11 PM

Mugato: Not to defend the little choad but it looks like one of his entourage hit the driver, not him.


I guess. He has two other serious legal issues within the last month. dudes kinda screwed either way
 
2014-01-29 09:21:38 PM
I think they're being a little hard on the Bieber

/not really
//send the little biatch home to Canada
 
2014-01-29 09:34:12 PM
He better tread carefully.  He has no right to be in this country, and I'm not sure how much ICE would care about his music career at a deportation hearing.
 
2014-01-29 09:40:12 PM

BravadoGT: He better tread carefully.  He has no right to be in this country


Canada? Don't try that reverse logic crap with me.
 
2014-01-29 09:40:57 PM

ingat.info

 
2014-01-29 09:42:06 PM

BravadoGT: He better tread carefully.  He has no right to be in this country, and I'm not sure how much ICE would care about his music career at a deportation hearing.


The charges stem from an incident that took place in Toronto, which is where he is now. Hopefully they'll keep him.

Unless Rob Ford pardons him...
 
2014-01-29 09:46:15 PM
I, for one, did not see Justin Bieber going the way of Lindsey Lohan
 
2014-01-29 09:46:26 PM
And all you Canadians laughed about Lohan.
 
2014-01-29 09:48:20 PM
www.quickmeme.com
 
2014-01-29 09:48:27 PM
cant wait for him to die of an overdose or car crash loooooool see u guys in that thread in 5 years
 
2014-01-29 09:52:37 PM
He's being arrested in Canada but released.

Does that mean he can't leave the country?

Does that mean he's stuck in Canada for a while?

Praise Jeebus!
 
2014-01-29 09:53:36 PM
Can we just ship this piece of human filth out to sea already?

He's clearly no good for either of our nations.
 
2014-01-29 09:57:42 PM
Lol. He has way too much money to ever see one hour behind a jail cell. He'll get community service which will basically public appearances denouncing violence or some shiat. Either way, he will come out of this with more money and more fame.
 
2014-01-29 09:58:13 PM

uncleacid: And all you Canadians laughed about Lohan.


Oh, he wishes he could get into the shenanigans of Lohan. That court appearance last week when he rolled up his sleeves and did the whole "Yeah, look how badass I am!" was pathetically lame. Seriously, he tried to turn his little orange prison PJ's into a photo op like "Yeah, man. I just popped a cap in this mofo's ass!"

Reality: Zsa Zsa Gabor was a bigger shiat disturber when she slapped a cop.
 
2014-01-29 10:01:27 PM

blacksharpiemarker: Can we just ship this piece of human filth out to sea already?

He's clearly no good for either of our nations.


Yeah, now you Canadians want to barter!  In past threads it was "no, he's yours now!"

Well, you're stuck with him now!
 
2014-01-29 10:06:39 PM

media.oregonlive.com


Hi Justin.  I'm the ghost of Christmas future.

 
2014-01-29 10:09:17 PM

Mugato: Not to defend the little choad but it looks like one of his entourage hit the driver, not him.


So one of his 'peeps' did it? A member of his 'Posse'?

Is he a thug yet? Of course not.

Face it: when a man is right, he's right.
 
2014-01-29 10:12:44 PM

Mugato: Not to defend the little choad but it looks like one of his entourage hit the driver, not him.



FTA: "Our sources say ... Justin is accused of physically attacking the limo driver ... not simply ordering the attack.

Our sources also say 3 other witnesses were interviewed yesterday and at least some of their account incriminated Justin."


I hope these witnesses are believable if it goes to trial. Unfortunately, Bieber's people will probably pay off the witnesses and they'll never testify.
 
2014-01-29 10:16:36 PM
Its Canada. Bieber's lawyers bribe the Prosecutor and pay the fine and see you next time for another fine.

/Canada's prosecutors believe they are immune from the law when they obstruct it.
//Rob Ford found dead in a van IN THE RIVER!(something about him calling a hit on someone).
 
2014-01-29 10:17:14 PM

Atomic Spunk: Mugato: Not to defend the little choad but it looks like one of his entourage hit the driver, not him.


FTA: "Our sources say ... Justin is accused of physically attacking the limo driver ... not simply ordering the attack.

Our sources also say 3 other witnesses were interviewed yesterday and at least some of their account incriminated Justin."

I hope these witnesses are believable if it goes to trial. Unfortunately, Bieber's people will probably pay off the witnesses and they'll never testify.


He's still looking at potential problems with EggedGate.  Looks the the DA has a nut for him and wants to charge him with a felony.
 
2014-01-29 10:19:19 PM
I find it very hard to believe he attacked anyone, since he isn't in the hospital. He's like 4 feet tall and 85 pounds.
 
2014-01-29 10:20:59 PM
I think his attitude is that this is all one big game to him. He probably feels that his fame and make him immune to conviction/incarceration.

He is probably right.
 
Boe
2014-01-29 10:21:57 PM

contrapunctus: [media.oregonlive.com image 250x306]
Hi Justin.  I'm the ghost of Christmas future.


Yep.  THIS.
 
2014-01-29 10:25:55 PM
I can't wait until he Leif Garretts. Except, you know, without hurting anyone else.

/can I use that as a verb?
 
2014-01-29 10:28:30 PM

BravadoGT:
He's still looking at potential problems with EggedGate.  Looks the the DA has a nut for him and wants to charge him with a felony.


I'd much prefer that if Bieber goes to prison, it's for the egg incident.

Beiber's Cellmate: "I caught a guy trying to steal my meth, so I shot him in the face with a shotgun and carved up his chest with a knife before I pissed into his corpse. What are you in here for?"

Bieber: "Uh...you know...stuff..."
 
2014-01-29 10:31:56 PM

MFAWG: So one of his 'peeps' did it? A member of his 'Posse'?

Is he a thug yet? Of course not.

Face it: when a man is right, he's right.


You'd better watch out. I was told that thug is just another way of calling someone the N-word.
 
2014-01-29 10:35:49 PM
Come on, he's never going to do any real time. He might lose his fan base though, which was inevitable soon anyway.
 
2014-01-29 10:38:26 PM
charged with criminal assault for attacking a limo driver

Where is the battery charge?
 
2014-01-29 10:39:08 PM

Pokey.Clyde: MFAWG: So one of his 'peeps' did it? A member of his 'Posse'?

Is he a thug yet? Of course not.

Face it: when a man is right, he's right.

You'd better watch out. I was told that thug is just another way of calling someone the N-word.


Yup.
 
2014-01-29 10:42:20 PM
Justin Bieber Justin Bieber Justin Bieber.
 
2014-01-29 10:42:45 PM

Mugato: Come on, he's never going to do any real time. He might lose his fan base though, which was inevitable soon anyway.


Yeah, but it's funny watching Captain Whitebread trying to act all gangsta.
 
2014-01-29 10:44:56 PM

F22raptom: cant wait for him to die of an overdose or car crash loooooool see u guys in that thread in 5 years


5 years? That's awfully generous. I give him 3, tops, if he keeps up his current rate of dipshiatery.
 
2014-01-29 10:45:14 PM

stoli n coke: Mugato: Come on, he's never going to do any real time. He might lose his fan base though, which was inevitable soon anyway.

Yeah, but it's funny watching Captain Whitebread trying to act all gangsta.


I'm going to call him Captain Whitebread until the day I die.

/and you'll get the credit
 
2014-01-29 10:45:38 PM

BravadoGT: He better tread carefully.  He has no right to be in this country, and I'm not sure how much ICE would care about his music career at a deportation hearing.


Apparently there is some bullshiat visa for entertainers and 'cculturally talented' folks he holds. To revoke it requires some pretty serious convictions. Some article on the eggs thing referenced it. Even a felonly conviction could not do it. I forget the exact requirement but I think it was 12 consecutive months in jail or something
 
2014-01-29 10:47:11 PM
www.retrouprising.com
 
2014-01-29 10:54:12 PM
C'mon Beliebers... A few choice words of rage against certain people.... I'm sure you'll find new noteriety with stern agents in black suits.

/popcorn
 
2014-01-29 10:57:16 PM
Oh please, please revoke his passport, Canada
 
2014-01-29 10:59:06 PM

ACH, DU BIEBER!

 
2014-01-29 11:02:11 PM
This is what happens when you give money to a puppet.
 
2014-01-29 11:04:21 PM
 
2014-01-29 11:04:33 PM

Summoner101: I, for one, did not see Justin Bieber going the way of Lindsey Lohan


Hahahahaha that kid was destined to be crapped out of the bottom of the gay porn industry from day one!
 
2014-01-29 11:04:48 PM
We really need to stop him from re-entering the US.
 
2014-01-29 11:05:24 PM
Sorry, NSFW language....
 
2014-01-29 11:10:07 PM

Random Internet Persona: I can't wait until he Leif Garretts. Except, you know, without hurting anyone else.


It would be less messy if he'd just David Carradine himself.

Or better yet, Lupe Velez. (I know she didn't really drown in a toilet, but that doesn't stop me from wanting to see someone else do it.)
 
2014-01-29 11:14:08 PM

Atomic Spunk: Beiber's Cellmate: "I caught a guy trying to steal my meth, so I shot him in the face with a shotgun and carved up his chest with a knife before I pissed into his corpse. What are you in here for?"

Bieber: "Uh...you know...stuff..."


How is Beiber going to be able to talk when his mouth is full?
 
2014-01-29 11:18:49 PM

Tony_Pepperoni: This guy sums him up pretty good... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h--iU49AjTQ&feature=youtu.be


Funny, but that guy is gonna have a heart attack soon
 
2014-01-29 11:23:38 PM
His friendz are all gangsta, you know, thug life. Jail is wonderful, you get street cred there.
 
2014-01-29 11:29:13 PM

NateAsbestos: Tony_Pepperoni: This guy sums him up pretty good..'s. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h--iU49AjTQ&feature=youtu.be

Funny, but that guy is gonna have a heart attack soon


Not really. He is a gym bunny and gets lots of cardio. Or at least used to when he was at the peak of his career. Though if he has a drug problem thats' another story. He's just going through teenage rebellion with too much money and too many enablers and sycophants.
 
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