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2014-01-29 08:12:48 PM
1.bp.blogspot.com

/What a hot chick from the vice squad may look like
 
2014-01-29 08:14:19 PM
I clicked.
 
2014-01-29 08:15:16 PM
That's hilarious. What's not so hilarious is this idiot used to carry a gun. And a badge!
 
2014-01-29 08:15:17 PM
Suspension without pay?! Geez, it's not like he tazed the hooker and shot her in the chest five times afterwards...
 
2014-01-29 08:15:46 PM
i60.tinypic.com

Also  Link
 
2014-01-29 08:16:41 PM
Remember citizen, cops are just better people.
 
2014-01-29 08:17:08 PM
Try again

Link
 
2014-01-29 08:18:25 PM

Satanus Maximus: Suspension without pay?! Geez, it's not like he tazed the hooker and shot her in the chest five times afterwards...


He probably would have gotten off lighter doing that.
 
2014-01-29 08:20:42 PM
Free will sucks without deliberation.
 
2014-01-29 08:25:34 PM
Bet he wishes he read the daily department update memo email that day.
 
2014-01-29 08:27:39 PM
his problem was that there were too many witnesses to his nefarious actions...too many people to keep the secret.
 
2014-01-29 08:28:13 PM
encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com
 
2014-01-29 08:32:55 PM
So why is prostitution illegal?
 
2014-01-29 08:33:06 PM
$50 for a blowjob?

Man I save millions switching to a cheaper version.

/generously thanks hand and the Internet
 
2014-01-29 08:34:04 PM
hahaguy.jpg
 
2014-01-29 08:34:22 PM

mrlewish: So why is prostitution illegal?


Possible human trafficking.

Puritan under pinnings of the american society.
 
2014-01-29 08:36:18 PM
I wonder what would have happened if he shot her?
 
2014-01-29 08:38:54 PM
I don't know much about prostitutes.  But I do know that a BJ from a remotely attractive one is more than $50. I got propositioned for $300 BJ from stripper, which told me people have paid that price before.


/I said no thanks.
 
2014-01-29 08:40:49 PM
 
2014-01-29 08:40:52 PM

mrlewish: So why is prostitution illegal?


Cause it's demeaning to women.  Sure not as much as a shiatty minimum wage job that requires a uniform but some.  And sure politicians are notorious for their love of hookers but they're different.
 
2014-01-29 08:42:22 PM
No professional courtesy?  Cops aren't supposed to ticket or arrest other cops.
 
2014-01-29 08:44:01 PM
Came in hoping for dexter reference

Fark I am disappoint
 
2014-01-29 08:45:24 PM
I'm actually surprised he got busted at all. I would have thought a CCopSB over beers (that he was buying).
 
2014-01-29 08:47:02 PM
does he get the employee discount?
 
2014-01-29 08:48:34 PM

mjjt: Try again

Link


aaaaaahahahhaha! The second one slayed me; took forever to load on my phone but was worth waiting.
 
2014-01-29 08:49:13 PM
One less constable parked in a speed trap all day out on FM 1960.

If you did away with the entire lot of constables in Texas, you'd probably decrease the crime rate, and improve traffic flow.
 
2014-01-29 08:53:25 PM
Sure-fire way to weed out a vice cop: tell the hooker you want to take pictures of her first. There's nothing illegal about it, the hooker would probably consent, and a vice cop DEFINITELY wouldn't.
 
2014-01-29 08:55:49 PM

Doom MD: Came in hoping for dexter reference

Fark I am disappoint


Batista he was not.
 
2014-01-29 08:57:40 PM

I Like Bread: Sure-fire way to weed out a vice cop: tell the hooker you want to take pictures of her first. There's nothing illegal about it, the hooker would probably consent, and a vice cop DEFINITELY wouldn't.


www.signs.com
 
2014-01-29 09:04:10 PM
Looks like things got too spicy for the pepper.
 
2014-01-29 09:11:25 PM
Can someone find me the article from "The Onion" where a love is blossoming between two FBI agents sexting to each other in a chatroom?

/'preciate it.
 
2014-01-29 09:18:14 PM

The Gordie Howe Hat Trick: Looks like things got too spicy for the pepper.


Thanks Francine!
 
2014-01-29 09:23:06 PM
He should have devoted more time to building elaborate constructions out of Lego. I read somewhere they can be traded for a blowjob.
 
2014-01-29 09:25:39 PM
You no make Lego. No BJ for you.
 
2014-01-29 09:47:58 PM

stuhayes2010: I don't know much about prostitutes.  But I do know that a BJ from a remotely attractive one is more than $50. I got propositioned for $300 BJ from stripper, which told me people have paid that price before.
/I said no thanks.


I don't blame you.  My handyman got a blowjob a couple of weeks ago for $30 from a Puerto Rican hooker he claimed was absolutely beautiful.  (This was in Baltimore.)  For all I know she was a toothless crone -- he does not have the highest standards.  But she was being flown around the country, so she must have had something going for her.
 
2014-01-29 09:55:18 PM

Boo_Guy: No professional courtesy?  Cops aren't supposed to ticket or arrest other cops.


Sting op, means they're recording sound (maybe sight as well) and there's more than one cop involved. Makes it harder to throw anyone courtesy. Plus the entire point of these sting operations is to scare the shiat out of clients (or 'johns' as the cops like to call them with their cop-y lingo from the 50s) by publicly shaming them. It's really not the ticket that's an issue for anyone, it's the public outting and consequences of that which are scary to people.
 
2014-01-29 09:59:20 PM
what amazes me is he decided to pick one up in the precinct he worked in

Also, I doubt vice would be hard to pick out, they'll probably be the healthy looking ones
 
2014-01-29 10:05:04 PM

hammettman: One less constable parked in a speed trap all day out on FM 1960.

If you did away with the entire lot of constables in Texas, you'd probably decrease the crime rate, and improve traffic flow.


They're supposed to be patrolling the neighborhoods, that's who pays for their positions
 
2014-01-29 10:10:23 PM

mrlewish: So why is prostitution illegal?


Keeps women in line.
 
2014-01-29 10:15:27 PM

Lady Indica: Boo_Guy: No professional courtesy?  Cops aren't supposed to ticket or arrest other cops.

Sting op, means they're recording sound (maybe sight as well) and there's more than one cop involved. Makes it harder to throw anyone courtesy. Plus the entire point of these sting operations is to scare the shiat out of clients (or 'johns' as the cops like to call them with their cop-y lingo from the 50s) by publicly shaming them. It's really not the ticket that's an issue for anyone, it's the public outting and consequences of that which are scary to people.


Silly puritan laws.  Sure am glad its legal where I am,  well going to be soon at least.

It should make things safer for the workers I'd imagine.
 
2014-01-29 10:18:08 PM

loonatic112358: hammettman: One less constable parked in a speed trap all day out on FM 1960.

If you did away with the entire lot of constables in Texas, you'd probably decrease the crime rate, and improve traffic flow.

They're supposed to be patrolling the neighborhoods, that's who pays for their positions


I know.  I've never seen them "patrol."  They are always parked behind a hedge or a wall, usually at the same spots, looking to but speeders.  I drive past them, do a few errands, and an hour and a half later they're still parked in the same place.  Meanwhile, we've been robbed 3 times in 2 years.  That's some fine patrolling.
 
2014-01-29 10:32:23 PM

Boo_Guy: Lady Indica: Boo_Guy: No professional courtesy?  Cops aren't supposed to ticket or arrest other cops.

Sting op, means they're recording sound (maybe sight as well) and there's more than one cop involved. Makes it harder to throw anyone courtesy. Plus the entire point of these sting operations is to scare the shiat out of clients (or 'johns' as the cops like to call them with their cop-y lingo from the 50s) by publicly shaming them. It's really not the ticket that's an issue for anyone, it's the public outting and consequences of that which are scary to people.

Silly puritan laws.  Sure am glad its legal where I am,  well going to be soon at least.

It should make things safer for the workers I'd imagine.


Canada? :D And yes, it will. My work is 100% legal and that makes a huge difference. The social stigma though is still really problematic. I don't disclose what I do with most people outside of my close circle of friends, and my family has no idea. The social stigma can't improve until the laws do though.

//CSB etc but I get really pissy discussing this though, I spend too many hours a week dealing with antis and activism issues on my work twitter. I get called a man and a pimp by some antis because I'm too articulate and educated for them to dismiss any other way. It amuses the fark out of my clients though. And I did offer to have a clit size contest with one TERF who claimed I was a man (I'm a cis female not that it matters /shrug). She declined. I also offered to introduce her to my strap on in a paid session. This did not merit a response. *grin* Anyway entire point being, when I get super pissy discussing this shiat it's not at FARKers, it's at the real world bullshiat I have to deal with.
 
2014-01-29 10:36:10 PM

mayIFark: $50 for a blowjob?

Man I save millions switching to a cheaper version.

/generously thanks hand and the Internet


Right?? Maybe I'm in the wrong line of work.

On the other hand I do get to play with Legos all day.
 
2014-01-29 10:53:26 PM
Ex-wife is a cop, worked stings several times.

Ask to go elsewhere to negotiate rate. Cops will never leave the sting site.
 
2014-01-29 11:04:39 PM

Lady Indica: Boo_Guy: Lady Indica: Boo_Guy: No professional courtesy?  Cops aren't supposed to ticket or arrest other cops.

Sting op, means they're recording sound (maybe sight as well) and there's more than one cop involved. Makes it harder to throw anyone courtesy. Plus the entire point of these sting operations is to scare the shiat out of clients (or 'johns' as the cops like to call them with their cop-y lingo from the 50s) by publicly shaming them. It's really not the ticket that's an issue for anyone, it's the public outting and consequences of that which are scary to people.

Silly puritan laws.  Sure am glad its legal where I am,  well going to be soon at least.

It should make things safer for the workers I'd imagine.

Canada? :D And yes, it will. My work is 100% legal and that makes a huge difference. The social stigma though is still really problematic. I don't disclose what I do with most people outside of my close circle of friends, and my family has no idea. The social stigma can't improve until the laws do though.

//CSB etc but I get really pissy discussing this though, I spend too many hours a week dealing with antis and activism issues on my work twitter. I get called a man and a pimp by some antis because I'm too articulate and educated for them to dismiss any other way. It amuses the fark out of my clients though. And I did offer to have a clit size contest with one TERF who claimed I was a man (I'm a cis female not that it matters /shrug). She declined. I also offered to introduce her to my strap on in a paid session. This did not merit a response. *grin* Anyway entire point being, when I get super pissy discussing this shiat it's not at FARKers, it's at the real world bullshiat I have to deal with.


Yes Canada,  Ontario to be exact.  Hopefully they'll refocus on stopping human trafficking and slaves, although I don't really read much about here about people being busted for prostitution,  I don't think anyone would care enough to call it news and we're not really into the shame aspect of things here.

What does your family think you do for a living?

If it were me I'd just ignore the morans on twitter...  but then if it were really me I wouldn't have twitter to begin with =)
 
2014-01-29 11:12:28 PM

Boo_Guy: Lady Indica: Boo_Guy: Lady Indica: Boo_Guy: No professional courtesy?  Cops aren't supposed to ticket or arrest other cops.

Sting op, means they're recording sound (maybe sight as well) and there's more than one cop involved. Makes it harder to throw anyone courtesy. Plus the entire point of these sting operations is to scare the shiat out of clients (or 'johns' as the cops like to call them with their cop-y lingo from the 50s) by publicly shaming them. It's really not the ticket that's an issue for anyone, it's the public outting and consequences of that which are scary to people.

Silly puritan laws.  Sure am glad its legal where I am,  well going to be soon at least.

It should make things safer for the workers I'd imagine.

Canada? :D And yes, it will. My work is 100% legal and that makes a huge difference. The social stigma though is still really problematic. I don't disclose what I do with most people outside of my close circle of friends, and my family has no idea. The social stigma can't improve until the laws do though.

//CSB etc but I get really pissy discussing this though, I spend too many hours a week dealing with antis and activism issues on my work twitter. I get called a man and a pimp by some antis because I'm too articulate and educated for them to dismiss any other way. It amuses the fark out of my clients though. And I did offer to have a clit size contest with one TERF who claimed I was a man (I'm a cis female not that it matters /shrug). She declined. I also offered to introduce her to my strap on in a paid session. This did not merit a response. *grin* Anyway entire point being, when I get super pissy discussing this shiat it's not at FARKers, it's at the real world bullshiat I have to deal with.

Yes Canada,  Ontario to be exact.  Hopefully they'll refocus on stopping human trafficking and slaves, although I don't really read much about here about people being busted for prostitution,  I don't think anyone would care enough to call it news and we're not really into the shame aspect of things here.


What does your family think you do for a living?

If it were me I'd just ignore the morans on twitter...  but then if it were really me I wouldn't have twitter to begin with =)

Missionary, because they overheard her make a comment about her skill in her missionary position.
 
2014-01-29 11:21:02 PM
I've always wondered how they go about picking female cops for these stings.
 
2014-01-29 11:41:41 PM

hammettman: loonatic112358: hammettman: One less constable parked in a speed trap all day out on FM 1960.

If you did away with the entire lot of constables in Texas, you'd probably decrease the crime rate, and improve traffic flow.

They're supposed to be patrolling the neighborhoods, that's who pays for their positions

I know.  I've never seen them "patrol."  They are always parked behind a hedge or a wall, usually at the same spots, looking to but speeders.  I drive past them, do a few errands, and an hour and a half later they're still parked in the same place.  Meanwhile, we've been robbed 3 times in 2 years.  That's some fine patrolling.


So you know where there's a secluded place with hedges and at least one wall, and you have to pass this place often on your way to doing things? Sounds like a nice and convenient place to build a new house for yourself. And heck, bonus: now you have less stuff to move!
 
2014-01-29 11:42:50 PM

Boo_Guy: What does your family think you do for a living?

If it were me I'd just ignore the morans on twitter...  but then if it were really me I wouldn't have twitter to begin with =)


They think I do something really boring at home regarding contracts between people involved in making apps. I make it sound as boring as possible to discourage prying. I also say that I got into (this work) through a friend, so it's not really something someone else could just apply for and do (because when you work at home making enough money to get by, EVERYONE WANTS TO KNOW ABOUT THAT because some folks, they equate working at home with not really working.)

This allows me to talk about dynamics of my work and appointments couched in other language. So what I tell them is true, but disguised so they have no idea it's sex work. It would be deeply upsetting to both my parents. My mother is religious and prudish, and her family is super religious and prudish. Frankly if someone told her tonight...she would flat out not believe it. I don't not tell them b/c they'd be disappointed though (it'd hardly be the first time I disappointed them, all kids disappoint their parents from time to time ;)) but because it would *really* hurt her. She's incapable of understanding it, and I'm certain of this because of discussions we've had about such topics.

My father would have a fatal heart attack. He's not a prude, but like any other male, I'm sure he does not want to imagine his daughter doing anything like this. He can't even discuss my period, so this would be ...yeeeeeah. He has never shown disrespect or opinions that are negative about sex workers or porn. I know he really doesn't see it as problematic and isn't a prude...but yeah. If it didn't kill him outright there'd be mucho distress.

My siblings would just think much less of me. I might lose access to my niece and nephew...but I'm not sure. I would never discuss my work or aspects of my work with them anyway as they're children. If I didn't lose my relationships with them (we're not super close, but we're family) they wouldn't want to hear any aspects of it and would not want others to know about it I'm sure.

I know a lot of sex workers who are out with their families. Even if it were more socially acceptable, my family would not be okay with it due to their prudishness & religion.

All that being said, I was threatened recently with being outed due to some activism. Gloves came off and I warned the person that threatening my family would be a very dangerous game to play with me. What they seemed to fail to realize is the *only* thing that holds any restraint on my activities in sex worker activism is my need for privacy to protect my family. If that were removed, I'm unleashed. And that doesn't even cover what I would do to someone who I actually believed was threatening my family. And I would never cowtow to such threats.

It's actually the one thing that might get at least my mom to be super supportive. She might *haaaaate* the idea of my work, but she'd go batshiat farking HULK insane over someone trying to threaten or blackmail me. Her biggest issue with me would be the lying. She really really hates lying. Which is why I do stick to truth only obscuring the nature and details of my work.

I know all this is waaay self absorbed, but I know this is an area people are always really curious about. Most sex workers claim boring office jobs, and try to make their work seem as mundane and boring as possible. I'm also paranoid/careful/weirdo enough to actually have clients that own biz in the field I claim, who could claim to 'work' with me if needed to bolster the lie w/ family. But it's possible that I could be outed in a way that I couldn't clean up, or wouldn't want to lie further about (I hate the lying too). I'm as prepared for that as I can be. I will not give up my work though for my family even if they wished it. I like what I do, it's not a job it's my career. But I don't wish that to cause them any pain or strife and I'm willing to accept limitations to do that.

Oh and as to ignoring the bullshiat on twitter...it's my work account so I'm promoting myself and my merch (porn). It eventually became both my personal and work acct really and the activism bleeds across that. Which isn't bad for biz, some clients love watching the poo fly. It's higher level than nameless name calling, I don't even respond to that. It's conversations with people who are constantly writing articles on this shiat, etc. I get about a dozen media requests a year (I don't do them, privacy issues. I refer to other SW or I'll do background, that's it).

Again, TMI but I know I'm always curious about other people's shiat and I know this isn't something most ppl get to see. So here ya go.
 
2014-01-29 11:55:33 PM

Prof. Frink: hammettman: loonatic112358: hammettman: One less constable parked in a speed trap all day out on FM 1960.

If you did away with the entire lot of constables in Texas, you'd probably decrease the crime rate, and improve traffic flow.

They're supposed to be patrolling the neighborhoods, that's who pays for their positions

I know.  I've never seen them "patrol."  They are always parked behind a hedge or a wall, usually at the same spots, looking to but speeders.  I drive past them, do a few errands, and an hour and a half later they're still parked in the same place.  Meanwhile, we've been robbed 3 times in 2 years.  That's some fine patrolling.

So you know where there's a secluded place with hedges and at least one wall, and you have to pass this place often on your way to doing things? Sounds like a nice and convenient place to build a new house for yourself. And heck, bonus: now you have less stuff to move!



Added bonus of security with the constable sitting in the yard!
 
2014-01-30 12:34:14 AM

Lady Indica: I know all this is waaay self absorbed, but I know this is an area people are always really curious about.


I enjoyed reading the whole thing. It's interesting in a bit of a 'reading someone's diary' way. I know women doing pole fitness (very few have any 'adult' involvement) and a few strippers (socially - not from work) but if I know any sex workers they're as discreet as you are.
 
2014-01-30 12:38:45 AM
Lady Indica:

They think I do something really boring at home regarding contracts between people involved in making apps. I make it sound as boring as possible to discourage prying. I also say that I got into (this work) through a friend, so it's not really something someone else could just apply for and do (because when you work at home making enough money to get by, EVERYONE WANTS TO KNOW ABOUT THAT because some folks, they equate working at home with not really working.)

This allows me to talk about dynamics of my work and appointments couched in other language. So what I tell them is true, but disguised so they have no idea it's sex work. It would be deeply upsetting to both my parents. My mother is religious and prudish, and her family is super religious and prudish. Frankly if someone told her tonight...she would flat out not believe it. I don't not tell them b/c they'd be disappointed though (it'd hardly be the first time I disappointed them, all kids disappoint their parents from time to time ;)) but because it would *really* hurt her. She's incapable of understanding it, and I'm certain of this because of discussions we've had about such topics.

My father would have a fatal heart attack. He's not a prude, but like any other male, I'm sure he does not want to imagine his daughter doing anything like this. He can't even discuss my period, so this would be ...yeeeeeah. He has never shown disrespect or opinions that are negative about sex workers or porn. I know he really doesn't see it as problematic and isn't a prude...but yeah. If it didn't kill him outright there'd be mucho distress.

My siblings would just think much less of me. I might lose access to my niece and nephew...but I'm not sure. I would never discuss my work or aspects of my work with them anyway as they're children. If I ...


I don't think any of my immediate family would have a huge problem if me or my siblings were involved in sex work somehow.  But then me and my sibs. are all males so maybe things would be different with a female.  But we're all pretty liberal, easy going,  and atheist.  Although they sent me to catholic school,  they thought / think they're better than the public ones. =)

I don't think its too much TMI or self absorbed,  I find it interesting since I've never met anyone that is in that kind of work.  (that I know of at least)

I also wonder what these such as yourself are going to do when they get older,  like any industry that relies heavily on looks,  those usually fade long before the regular age of retirement.  Freedom 45? lol

I'm also interested in how you got into such a line of work,  especially since it sounds like you come from a religious background
 
2014-01-30 01:21:35 AM

Boo_Guy: I also wonder what these such as yourself are going to do when they get older,  like any industry that relies heavily on looks,  those usually fade long before the regular age of retirement.  Freedom 45? lol


I'm 42. I work as a Dominatrix in a fetish area, I'll be able to produce content til I die of old age if I want (probably)
 
2014-01-30 01:29:42 AM

Lady Indica: some clients love watching the poo fly


I'll bet they do ;)

Nice post, BTW. Keep fighting the good fight.
 
2014-01-30 01:42:18 AM

Lady Indica: Boo_Guy: I also wonder what these such as yourself are going to do when they get older,  like any industry that relies heavily on looks,  those usually fade long before the regular age of retirement.  Freedom 45? lol

I'm 42. I work as a Dominatrix in a fetish area, I'll be able to produce content til I die of old age if I want (probably)


Ok so not so much you then,  but the strippers,  porn actors,  prostitutes.  It's all a young persons game.

Maybe there's some cougar money to be made but I don't see that being a big area,  more of a niche thing.

But I don't get out much so I could be wrong =)
 
2014-01-30 01:45:38 AM

Kyoki: Ex-wife is a cop, worked stings several times.

Ask to go elsewhere to negotiate rate. Cops will never leave the sting site.


There's so many opportunities for a cheap shot, there, but I'm sure you've heard em...and it is ex-wife isn't it...
 
2014-01-30 04:56:29 AM

Lady Indica: Boo_Guy: I also wonder what these such as yourself are going to do when they get older,  like any industry that relies heavily on looks,  those usually fade long before the regular age of retirement.  Freedom 45? lol

I'm 42. I work as a Dominatrix in a fetish area, I'll be able to produce content til I die of old age if I want (probably)


Speaking of content, I'd be delighted if you'd look my novel over.  The sequel's due out as soon as the cover art is done.

Yes, it's over-the-top, but I've tried to work in some safety elements I learned hanging around gals in your line of work.

(link to free sample/download in my profile; adult content obviously nsfw)
 
2014-01-30 05:23:25 AM

hammettman: loonatic112358: hammettman: One less constable parked in a speed trap all day out on FM 1960.

If you did away with the entire lot of constables in Texas, you'd probably decrease the crime rate, and improve traffic flow.

They're supposed to be patrolling the neighborhoods, that's who pays for their positions

I know.  I've never seen them "patrol."  They are always parked behind a hedge or a wall, usually at the same spots, looking to but speeders.  I drive past them, do a few errands, and an hour and a half later they're still parked in the same place.  Meanwhile, we've been robbed 3 times in 2 years.  That's some fine patrolling.


No $$ in investigating robberies.
 
2014-01-30 07:38:10 AM
Years ago my buddy lived in a neighborhood downtown that had many prostitues working in it. When we would walk to the bars from his place he knew a lot of them, he never used their services. They would usually biatch to him about if the cops were working in the neighborhood that night. It was funny he was great at spotting the undercover female officers.
 
2014-01-30 08:12:32 AM

Anne.Uumellmahaye: mayIFark: $50 for a blowjob?

Man I save millions switching to a cheaper version.

/generously thanks hand and the Internet

Right?? Maybe I'm in the wrong line of work.

On the other hand I do get to play with Legos all day.


And, just like the Legos from my childhood, all the best blowjobs are behind me as well. :/

/have a serious Lego problem, my kids have them all from back then and then some
 
2014-01-30 09:06:06 AM

Kyoki: Ex-wife is a cop, worked stings several times.

Ask to go elsewhere to negotiate rate. Cops will never leave the sting site.


It it even easier than that. The undercover cops look like normal people made up to be hookers. They don't have the lips swollen from sucking on a hot drug pipe, the sunken face, the dead eyes, the filthy scaby skin look, or the herky jerky unsteady motion when they walk that people have from using hard drugs for a long period of time.
 
2014-01-30 09:53:57 AM
THIS is why it pays to always go to the company picnic/party to get to know your co-workers.
 
2014-01-30 01:10:39 PM

fusillade762: He probably would have gotten off lighter doing that.


FTFY.
 
2014-01-30 05:21:18 PM

Boo_Guy: I'm also interested in how you got into such a line of work,  especially since it sounds like you come from a religious background


Really long story, but jist is, when I was young and in college I needed a good paying steady job to support myself. All the jobs I could find paid a couple dollars less an hour than I needed to survive and pay for school. I had started looking into stripping (which I REALLY did not want to do, I do NOT like strangers touching me, I don't even like people I know touching me in general unless I'm very close to them). A friend suggested a phone sex job, though this was one I had to drive to. We all worked in a room like telemarketers. The women there often were scamming men and making a lot of money doing so. They got them to send jewelry, money, plane tickets, etc. I never did any of that, and thought frankly it was immoral. I still believe this today, people are NOT things and you do not treat them as such. You don't fark with people's feelings like that. Anyhoo it made me very uncomfortable and one night someone stalked me to a gas station and scared the shiat out of me. As it turned out, it was probably an innocent thing (someone who thought they knew me and not one of the clients) but I really believed b/c of the shiat some of the girls were doing and the absolute contempt they had both for their clients and their work that one day someone was going to show up and murder people.

So I left. Found a company I could work at home with. Paid less, but I could work more hours and since I was working from home I could do school work. I was young at the time (19) with some of my own hangups I hadn't worked through, so the job was not ideal for me at the time. I eventually went back to vanilla work, but found it tedious and I couldn't do school work. I returned to the company I had worked for (they LOVED me b/c back then it was 900 lines they made BANK off us, and we made an hourly pittance). I was also in a very bad relationship at the time, very young remember. The relationship escalated in badness & I moved back home for a couple of years. I worked two jobs while going to school then (vanilla).

At which point I was out of sex work for years. Flash forward to 2009, I'm married. My spouse has seemed deceptive for awhile but I keep believing him. Finally he comes into our home office at like 2am where I'm farking around playing video games...and he tells me we're broke. Oh we're not just broke though....we're over 500k in debt. And we're going to lose everything unless I can come up with about a grand more a month. I was devistated, but at that point still wanted to make things work. I couldn't figure out where all the money went, and he was evasive/deceptive and tried to place a lot of blame on me in a passive aggressive way. I accepted it because I had been seriously ill for a number of years w/ a neuro disease. Anyway I couldn't think of anything I could do that would bring in a large influx of cash QUICKLY...when the economy had just taken a major shiat. And at this point and at my age, I wasn't considering stripping not even for an instant. ;) haha. So I thought about the work I had done previously, knew that was a good way to make quick money (honestly mind you, I didn't and still do not ever rip off clients). I found a company that still did phone sex, there's a lot of them out there. Fortunately the company I found is honest and pays workers honestly... many out there do not. Plus some companies treat their workers like you cannot believe. I mean literally like you would NOT believe it, calling them all hours, biatching them out, saying evil and horrible things to the workers. I've never had this experience thank goodness. Anyhoo the company I worked for did not pay well at all, but paid very well considering what I needed. I pulled in more than what we needed each month just to stay afloat.

Which of course remedied the fears of my ex, who continued to do bad things. At this point though I knew about the debts and started looking through statements as I could find them and found suspicious shiat. Found out he had been cheating and doing a lot of other bad shiat beyond that. We had also done therapy prior to this...there was a lot of bad shiat. Like him taking my pain meds while I was sick, and making ME think I was just taking more than I should have while sick...so I started being in a lot more pain and taking a lot less medication because that scared the ever living shiat out of me. Then I found out he was stealing my pain meds. This came up in therapy and the therapist was all 'but it's HER MEDICATION?!'

He was also a cop.

Anyhoo...while I do not wish to make it sound like the flaming mess of my marriage was all him (it wasn't, there's lots of shiat I could have done better) I was always honest. Once I realized that wasn't the case with him, and that despite working through lots of shiat he was still lying...I was done. We filed for bankruptcy because I wasn't going to cover his debts. (Prior to this I was willing to pretty much enslave myself to pay it all off and forgive him. He farked up again. SMH). We seperated while living together for a year, and then I moved out to live with a friend, where I'm still at today...and a bazillion times happier (and single, so very very single).

During all this, I wasn't making enough to be really self supporting considering the debt I thought I was going to have to take on. I was on some message boards with other sex workers, and befriended more than a couple that I'm still friends with today. I got caught up on modern times, and a good friend literally walked me through signing up with a service I still work through mostly today. She also threw me a few clients...people I STILL have as clients today too. Those first few clients upped my rating on the service, word of mouth spread...and I have a career.

I have really amazing loyal clients. One of whom has become my only slave. Many Dommes keep stables full of slaves, I don't. Too much work. Can't be bothered. Plus it's more intimate than casual (for me) and it's not something I wanted to bestow upon just anyone. I'm a snob. Anyhoo my slave is a CEO of his own company and very successful. So his and other clients biz sense have helped me tremendously. He also got me into producing my own content which gave me tremendous financial liberation as I know I can count on a pretty specific amount each month coming in from sales...it's just a nice net. And producing my own content of course also created more work and clients.

I could shift full time into just making content. Between making custom shiat (of which today I have to do several, so lazy) and public releases, some people in my fetish with my level of success exist solely on that. But you have to market that specifically, deal with a client list who sends tributes as well, blah blah blah. I really love working with individual clients in sessions still, so that's still the bulk of my income. Though when I'm not feeling well or I'm feeling lazy, I have clients who tribute (large cash gifts).

Most clients do not get to see my face or get to see me on cam. I have a select group of clients I work with who I do cam sessions with. Getting dolled up is extra work though, so I'm more likely to do a session in a t-shirt than in latex or leather. I'm usually wearing shorts no shoes and a t-shirt when working. And yeah I don't even lie to the clients about it. ;) I've done cam and nude cam and sex sessions and shiat...I'm just super cautious about with whom b/c I don't want the vids ending up on xvideos/redtube/r-heavy/xnxx/etc. Most of my long term clients have seen plenty of pics of me (not nudes, as I'm a Domme).

So I'm established within my fetish genre now. I also have 'characters' I still do for fun & profit on occasion. One account I rarely work still gets fan mail and requests. But 99.9% of my work is all focused on my stage name now and in this fetish genre which I really love.

TMI but there you go.
 
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