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(Quartz)   King of American condiments is mayonnaise. Miracle Whip suspiciously absent   (qz.com) divider line 223
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2014-01-29 08:18:36 PM  
Subby is just jealous because mayo has 100 times the calories, 0 times the red flecks, and negative 100 times the taste of Miracle Whip. It truly is miraculous.
 
2014-01-29 08:43:19 PM  
Miracle Whip is an ambrosia of the Gods. Detractors probably vote for Democrats.
 
2014-01-29 08:53:22 PM  
Miracle Whip is made from rhinoceros taint sweat mixed with toe cheese curdled Chris Christie's armpit.
 
2014-01-29 09:18:35 PM  
Mayo is dull and bland

/like those who love it
 
2014-01-29 09:22:34 PM  
Mayonnaise... that sounds french. I prefer "freedom spooge."
 
2014-01-29 09:28:06 PM  

zamboni: Mayonnaise... that sounds french. I prefer "freedom spooge."


I swear I heard a porn actress compare it to...well, you know.
 
2014-01-29 09:28:36 PM  
Miracle whip sucks. That is all
 
2014-01-29 09:30:41 PM  
TFA sez a big chunk of that market is low-fat mayo. Mayo is made out of eggs and oil - wtf is low-fat mayo made of?
Never mind. I won't be having any.

Oh, and
Mayonnaise : miracle whip :: whipped cream : cool whip.
 
2014-01-29 09:43:46 PM  

TsarTom: TFA sez a big chunk of that market is low-fat mayo. Mayo is made out of eggs and oil - wtf is low-fat mayo made of?
Never mind. I won't be having any.

Oh, and
Mayonnaise : miracle whip :: whipped cream : cool whip.


Whipped unicorn semen and virgin's tears.
 
2014-01-29 09:44:59 PM  
I JUST sat down to a fried chicken, bagel and lettuce sandwich.  With delicious low-fat mayo spread.  Allll over.  mmmmmmmMmMMMm
 
2014-01-29 09:45:19 PM  
Miracle Whip : Mayo = Sirloin : hamburg
 
2014-01-29 09:46:32 PM  
I like mayo in extreme moderation. A light scraping on a sub, as an ingredient in potato salad or deviled eggs, that sort of thing.

Probably about a year ago, I was at McD's for lunch with my mom. I'd ordered their uber shi-shi mushroom swiss black angus
burger and as I took it to my seat and unwrapped it, it was ooooozing with white 'sauce'. Stupid me, I thought "Ooh! Bonus on
the swiss cheese!" WRONNNNNNNNNG! It was mayo. Great, warm glops of the stuff. Easily 1/3 cup of mayo on my damn burger.

I almost horked, which in hindsight would have probably improved the taste. I've not been able to eat a McD's burger of ANY sort
since then.

*hork*
 
2014-01-29 09:46:46 PM  
I don't like these condom mints
 
2014-01-29 09:47:09 PM  
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2014-01-29 09:47:34 PM  
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So...this is the only mayo there is.
 
2014-01-29 09:49:35 PM  
I thought it was salsa.

/ I just like saying "salsa"
 
2014-01-29 09:50:33 PM  
They are both awful

/why does wendys insist on putting mayo as a regular condiment on their burgers?
/yuck
 
2014-01-29 09:50:45 PM  

vodka: I don't like these condom mints


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2014-01-29 09:50:49 PM  
Fun fact: the only people who like mayo more than Americans are Guatemalans and Russians.
 
2014-01-29 09:50:52 PM  
I like both for different things.
 
2014-01-29 09:51:11 PM  
Miracle whip man myself but will also do mayo. Any port in a storm.
 
2014-01-29 09:51:27 PM  

Miracle Whip is the Devil's spunk!

 
2014-01-29 09:51:47 PM  
I like Miracle Whip. I saw some made with olive oil at a discount store. Is it any good?
 
2014-01-29 09:52:30 PM  
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2014-01-29 09:53:45 PM  
Why do mayo-lovers want their food to be creamy?  Texture is a good thing.  Use your teeth, for crying out loud!!!
 
2014-01-29 09:53:52 PM  

drjekel_mrhyde: I like both for different things.


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mind=blown
 
2014-01-29 09:54:08 PM  
Bacon sandwich with a couple tablespoons of mayo is a wonderful snack.
 
2014-01-29 09:54:24 PM  
I don't understand the love affair with Miracle Whip. It's sweet. That's one of the last flavors I want on a sandwich, so I'll go with mayo and horseradish if mustard isn't available. Whatever floats your goat though.
 
2014-01-29 09:54:36 PM  
Miracle wHipped!

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2014-01-29 09:54:40 PM  
Who the hell eats mayonnaise? Seriously. That gak shouldn't even be allowed to be made, much less considered food. You need food lube? Heat up some butter on a black skillet and let your sammich get all toasty in that artery-blocking goodness. Tasty, tasty, heart attack. Mayo. Feh. Blech.
 
2014-01-29 09:55:00 PM  
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And when you gaze long into an abyss the abyss also gazes into you.
 
2014-01-29 09:55:24 PM  
When I finish my annual transition of masturbatory condiments, I promise Dijon mustard will be the most popular condiment in America this year. 2015? Sabra hummus. 2016? Sweet pickle relish. 2017? Horseradish and petroleum jelly. 2018? Canola oil. 2019? The Virgin Mary's tears and lobster sauce.

Book it. Done.
 
2014-01-29 09:55:55 PM  
Mayo for burgers and subs, Miracle Whip for fried cheap packaged deli meats like Oscar Mayer packaged meats
 
2014-01-29 09:56:11 PM  

vodka: I don't like these condom mints


You oughta try the pink ones lying at the bottom of the urinal.  Now, that's some tasty candy!
 
2014-01-29 09:56:23 PM  
Vile, vile sauce
 
2014-01-29 09:56:35 PM  

MaudlinMutantMollusk: Mayo is dull and bland

/like those who love it


Agreed.

/pesto is the bestest condiment
 
2014-01-29 09:56:53 PM  

drjekel_mrhyde: Mayo for burgers and subs, Miracle Whip for fried cheap packaged deli meats like Oscar Mayer packaged meats


You're off your meds again, aren't you.
 
2014-01-29 09:58:11 PM  

fusillade762: Fun fact: the only people who like mayo more than Americans are Guatemalans and Russians.


You forgot Chile.
 
2014-01-29 09:58:50 PM  
Mayo mixed with ketchup...best dip ever for fries.
 
2014-01-29 09:59:13 PM  
No love for JFG (Just Farkin' Good) Mayo? It's Extra Heavy!

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2014-01-29 09:59:24 PM  

litespeed74: Mayo mixed with ketchup...best dip ever for fries.


And burgers
 
2014-01-29 09:59:30 PM  

drjekel_mrhyde: Mayo for burgers and subs never, Miracle Whip for fried cheap packaged deli meats like Oscar Mayer packaged meats deviled eggs


FTFY
 
2014-01-29 09:59:34 PM  
Truly, the demise of the US is nigh.
 
2014-01-29 09:59:42 PM  
The ingredients of Miracle Whip:

WATER, SOYBEAN OIL, HIGH FRUCTOSE CORN SYRUP, VINEGAR, MODIFIED CORNSTARCH, EGGS, SALT, NATURAL FLAVOR, MUSTARD FLOUR, POTASSIUM SORBATE AS A PRESERVATIVE, PAPRIKA, SPICE, DRIED GARLIC

Yeah. I can make mayonnaise at home, with ingredients that aren't "modified" or "preserved" or "high fructose", in about 10 minutes from basic ingredients. Why bother with Miracle Whip?
 
2014-01-29 09:59:45 PM  

Bane of Broone: I don't understand the love affair with Miracle Whip. It's sweet. That's one of the last flavors I want on a sandwich, so I'll go with mayo and horseradish if mustard isn't available. Whatever floats your goat though.


Wait... Floating goats are a thing now?

/on the other hand, hello, name for The Shins cover band!
 
2014-01-29 09:59:56 PM  

Trocadero: fusillade762: Fun fact: the only people who like mayo more than Americans are Guatemalans and Russians.

You forgot Chile.


and Japan...

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2014-01-29 10:00:15 PM  

litespeed74: Mayo mixed with ketchup...best dip ever for fries.


Mayo and mustard for pretzels.
 
2014-01-29 10:01:06 PM  
maybe mayonnaise got number one because some people call Miracle Whip mayonnaise.  Not saying it's right, but it happens.
 
2014-01-29 10:01:32 PM  

Needlessly Complicated: Bane of Broone: I don't understand the love affair with Miracle Whip. It's sweet. That's one of the last flavors I want on a sandwich, so I'll go with mayo and horseradish if mustard isn't available. Whatever floats your goat though.

Wait... Floating goats are a thing now?

/on the other hand, hello, name for The Shins cover band!


It's a reference to a Rush song. Oh and... :p
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2014-01-29 10:02:00 PM  

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Bacon sandwich with a couple tablespoons of mayo is a wonderful snack.


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