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(CBS Pittsburgh)   Think McDonald's fries are addictive? Try their Heroin Happy Meals   (pittsburgh.cbslocal.com) divider line 58
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2014-01-29 09:03:32 PM
Read that as heron happy meal..

i.dailymail.co.uk

/need moar beer
 
2014-01-29 09:46:57 PM
Article is sorely lacking for details.  For instance, how much was it to buy a "toy"?  For another, where was the manager while all this entrepreneurial enterprise was taking place at the first window?  Why is Shania looking like she doesn't have a worry in the world?  Perhaps the biatch be samplin' some of the product.  Some biatch gonna be room temperature by the time Tyreeque gets through with her no account hamburger smellin' ass.
 
2014-01-29 10:02:31 PM
Happiest Meal.
 
2014-01-29 10:10:03 PM
conservativehideout.com
 
2014-01-29 10:10:09 PM
can't trust the packets marked Theraflu either.

/2 heroin stories within a week from Pittsburgh
//we made it to the big time!
 
2014-01-29 10:10:09 PM
Another great reason to raise the minimum wage: so fast-food employees don't have to sell drugs to make ends meet!
 
2014-01-29 10:11:20 PM
Probably healthier than a regular happy meal too.
 
2014-01-29 10:14:20 PM

Mr. Eugenides: Probably healthier than a regular happy meal too.


Whens the last time you seen an Obese Heroin addict?
 
2014-01-29 10:15:30 PM
I'm lovin' shootin' it.....
 
2014-01-29 10:15:33 PM

Dwight_Yeast: Another great reason to raise the minimum wage: so fast-food employees don't have to sell drugs to make ends meet!


1-media-cdn.foolz.us
 
2014-01-29 10:20:14 PM
The story shows the picture of the McDonalds that was selling heroin.
cbspittsburgh.files.wordpress.com

Tens of thousands of people say "that looks like where I ate yesterday".

(I think ALL recent McDonalds look just like that)
 
2014-01-29 10:24:42 PM
That is way better than the In-and-Out secret menu.
 
2014-01-29 10:26:04 PM
This is right across the street from a police station. LOL
 
2014-01-29 10:27:00 PM
What's a "ten stamp bag"? Am I supposed to know this?
 
2014-01-29 10:27:25 PM

pmmal: can't trust the packets marked Theraflu either.

/2 heroin stories within a week from Pittsburgh
//we made it to the big time!


Sheesh. I'm goin' back to the "Lawrenceville is hip" thread.

/sigh
 
2014-01-29 10:27:38 PM
That's one way to increase your customer base. Free Heroin with a happy meal. And, you have something to puke up after shooting your smack. If you don't puke before shooting the smack that is.
 
2014-01-29 10:34:01 PM

HairBolus: The story shows the picture of the McDonalds that was selling heroin.


Tens of thousands of people say "that looks like where I ate yesterday".

(I think ALL recent McDonalds look just like that)


That MickyDs is at least 15yrs old. It's also practically right across the street from a police station AND in spittin' distance from a Detective's Hdqrtrs.

/stupid is as stupid does
 
2014-01-29 10:35:06 PM
It was a foolproof plan. It should have gone on forever.
I bet Grimace narc'd her out. You can't trust that purple bastard.
 
2014-01-29 10:35:32 PM

Prey4reign: Article is sorely lacking for details.  For instance, how much was it to buy a "toy"?  For another, where was the manager while all this entrepreneurial enterprise was taking place at the first window?  Why is Shania looking like she doesn't have a worry in the world?  Perhaps the biatch be samplin' some of the product.  Some biatch gonna be room temperature by the time Tyreeque gets through with her no account hamburger smellin' ass.


I was at this McDonald's about two weeks ago.  One of the employees got in a snit with another and called her a "motherfarking biatch" loud enough for everyone in line to hear.  The manager just muttered something and rolled her eyes.

Does that answer one of your questions?
 
2014-01-29 10:37:59 PM
Try their Heroin Happy Meals

Meh...I miss their Poppy-Shakes
 
2014-01-29 10:38:04 PM

lindalouwho: pmmal: can't trust the packets marked Theraflu either.

/2 heroin stories within a week from Pittsburgh
//we made it to the big time!

Sheesh. I'm goin' back to the "Lawrenceville is hip" thread.

/sigh


Teaser I just heard for the 11 o'clock news: "Heroin being sold from a van, find out where it was".

/in McDonaldz parking lot? Lol
 
2014-01-29 10:39:08 PM
If I don't get the heroin happy meal, I get the shakes.
 
2014-01-29 10:40:18 PM

GreenAdder: If I don't get the heroin happy meal, I get the shakes.


I grimaced.
 
2014-01-29 10:45:52 PM
Hap-py meal - Hap-py meal..
And when I drive into that lane
And I'm feeling all that pain
Well I'll be rushing on the fun
As the clown smiles from the bun
And I think that I need that toy
And I think that I need that toy
 
2014-01-29 10:46:54 PM
Extra biscuits?
 
2014-01-29 10:49:34 PM

Ravage: Extra biscuits?


http://m.sfgate.com/bayarea/article/One-herb-too-many-at-Mill-Valley-K FC-2794522.php
 
2014-01-29 10:57:59 PM
 
2014-01-29 11:00:27 PM
And when your mugshot is taken in your McDonald's uniform, you've pretty much hit the bottom.
 
2014-01-29 11:10:56 PM
ts3.mm.bing.net
If a guy working a McD's is driving one of these, He probably has a side line.
 
2014-01-29 11:13:15 PM

HairBolus: The story shows the picture of the McDonalds that was selling heroin.


Tens of thousands of people say "that looks like where I ate yesterday".

(I think ALL recent McDonalds look just like that)


That looks like a 20+ year old McDonalds. None of them built in FL in the last 20 years look like that.
 
2014-01-29 11:17:37 PM
3.bp.blogspot.com
Wanted for questioning
 
2014-01-29 11:18:07 PM
i43.tinypic.com
 
2014-01-29 11:18:47 PM

Pointy Tail of Satan: What's a "ten stamp bag"? Am I supposed to know this?


I came here to post that.  How much is a stamp nowdays? 49 cents? Can you get a bag for 10 of the older "forever" stamps?
 
2014-01-29 11:20:59 PM

stuffy: [ts3.mm.bing.net image 233x166]
If a guy working a McD's is driving one of these, He probably has a side line.


Drug dealers, partic the guys doing the face work, live with their moms
 
2014-01-29 11:22:39 PM
These guys are just a few years ahead of the times

McDonalds will have hash cookies on the menu before the end of the decade
 
2014-01-29 11:31:37 PM

Ryker's Peninsula: That is way better than the In-and-Out secret menu.


Can't remember which place because of drunk, but there is a place in Chinatown that will bring you Heineken in a tea pot after hours if you order "cold tea".
 
2014-01-29 11:33:50 PM
McD's french fries addictive? Haha, what is subby, some kind of fatty with a laxative habit and dead tongue?
 
2014-01-29 11:57:57 PM

Oldiron_79: Mr. Eugenides: Probably healthier than a regular happy meal too.

Whens the last time you seen an Obese Heroin addict?


Artie Lange?
 
2014-01-30 12:04:24 AM

Oldiron_79: Whens the last time you seen an Obese Heroin addict?


i1.mirror.co.uk

well, crack............
 
2014-01-30 12:16:12 AM

PiffMan420: Artie Lange?


LOL. He would call off sick one day and be miraculously cured hours later (and even admitted every time he called off sick he was high). It wasn't until he was nodding off and foaming at the mouth that Stern finally acknowledged there was a problem. Artie was on Tom Green's show saying he was so wasted at the Playboy mansion that he threw up inside a port a john and looked for un-dissolved vicodins so he could take them again.
 
2014-01-30 12:24:22 AM
astouffer, I only wish my life were that good.
 
2014-01-30 12:27:19 AM
FTFA:

The customer would pay for the transaction at the first window and leave without having to stop at the second window.

That's what got them caught. It's too obvious there's something "fishy" going on. ALWAYS order at the first window and pay at the second.

Like I keep saying, prison is for stupid people.

(I'm surprised to be the first person to point out the flaw in their procedure. Jeez.)
 
2014-01-30 12:34:41 AM
Whatever gets those little monsters to STFU.

/Doesn't have kids
 
2014-01-30 12:48:04 AM

pmmal: can't trust the packets marked Theraflu either.

/2 heroin stories within a week from Pittsburgh
//we made it to the big time!


There was also a heroin bust in the Hill district a couple weeks ago, and another heroin being sold from a PGH McDonalds about 2 weeks ago, AND there was a local scare piece (wtae, methinks) about how all the well bred white kids are doing heroin now.

I thought heroin was "dead", and now it's so common high schoolers can afford it. Just WTF, why is it making such a resurgence (around here at least?).

I also just don't understand the draw of narcotics, not any sort of an enjoyable high - imo and all.
 
2014-01-30 12:52:37 AM
It's sad to see people so addicted to something that completely controls their lives. The extreme cravings overshadow any sense of what their addition is doing to them--destroying their brain, rotting their teeth, killing their liver, weakening their immune system, and spiraling them into a deep depression that causes them to repeat the cycle over and over every single day.

Plus, you know, the heroin.
 
2014-01-30 12:54:13 AM

stuffy: [ts3.mm.bing.net image 233x166]
If a guy working a McD's is driving one of these, He probably has a side line.



I remember reading that most 'street' level drug dealers end up making less than minimum wage with their dealings.  So a job at McD's supplimented by a '2nd job' as a drug dealer will
 
2014-01-30 12:54:23 AM

Thingster: pmmal: can't trust the packets marked Theraflu either.

/2 heroin stories within a week from Pittsburgh
//we made it to the big time!

There was also a heroin bust in the Hill district a couple weeks ago, and another heroin being sold from a PGH McDonalds about 2 weeks ago, AND there was a local scare piece (wtae, methinks) about how all the well bred white kids are doing heroin now.

I thought heroin was "dead", and now it's so common high schoolers can afford it. Just WTF, why is it making such a resurgence (around here at least?).

I also just don't understand the draw of narcotics, not any sort of an enjoyable high - imo and all.


Thanks to team America, smack is cheaper now than it has ever been. Pretty easy to run a prosperous narcotics business when the most powerful military in human history is running protection for you.
 
2014-01-30 01:18:18 AM

Firethorn: stuffy: [ts3.mm.bing.net image 233x166]
If a guy working a McD's is driving one of these, He probably has a side line.


I remember reading that most 'street' level drug dealers end up making less than minimum wage with their dealings.  So a job at McD's supplimented by a '2nd job' as a drug dealer will



... have a good shot at making a 'living' wage.

Thingster: I thought heroin was "dead", and now it's so common high schoolers can afford it. Just WTF, why is it making such a resurgence (around here at least?).


Police only have so much effort, and right now the emphasis is on stopping meth.  As a result, other drugs slip through easier.  At least heroin addicts generally only hurt themselves.

The One True TheDavid: That's what got them caught. It's too obvious there's something "fishy" going on. ALWAYS order at the first window and pay at the second.


I've been in places where you order & pay at the first, get your food at the second.  I think the lesson here is that if you're getting your drugs from a more or less legitimate business, actually buy something from that business while you're there.
 
2014-01-30 01:32:40 AM
call them "REALLY Happy Meals"TM
 
2014-01-30 01:33:28 AM

HairBolus: The story shows the picture of the McDonalds that was selling heroin.
[cbspittsburgh.files.wordpress.com image 620x349]

Tens of thousands of people say "that looks like where I ate yesterday".

(I think ALL recent McDonalds look just like that)


The ones around here don't have snow on the roof.
 
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