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(Daily Dot)   Porn star offers a BJ to whoever can make her the coolest Lego creation. 300 submissions later, everything's going great until the lawyers get involved   (dailydot.com) divider line 37
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2014-01-29 08:08:29 PM
34 votes:
i236.photobucket.com
2014-01-29 07:44:28 PM
24 votes:
Lego's whored their name to every property you can imagine and they get pissy about this?
2014-01-29 09:18:26 PM
9 votes:
2.bp.blogspot.com

/rule 34, no exceptions
2014-01-29 09:35:23 PM
8 votes:

dv-ous: Anderson's Pooper: There are days when I hate my profession.  This is one of those days.

Are you a lawyer or an adult film starlet?


I'm a lawyer.  My sister, Pam Anderson's Pooper, is the porn starlet in the family. The folks are, understandably, much more proud of her.
2014-01-29 09:32:46 PM
7 votes:
The safe word is 'Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis'
static.fjcdn.com


Bread is the staff of life...
ididafunny.com


I'd hit it like the jawbone from an ass.
thatthereengland.files.wordpress.com

You people are Philistines.
2014-01-29 09:06:52 PM
7 votes:
static2.wikia.nocookie.net
2014-01-29 08:10:05 PM
7 votes:
FTA: "People are calling it 'brilliant self marketing.' I'm calling it, 'I'm just a whore that likes Legos.'"

Her self-awareness is refreshing.
2014-01-29 09:40:36 PM
5 votes:
Back in '97 an old g/f moved out in late October. (I was glad but that's beside the point). A few months later she calls during a snowstorm and says "Would you like a plow job?" I thought for a moment; we'd parted on good terms, so I said "Sure!" She arrived a few minutes later with a friends pickup and plowed my driveway.

CSB?
2014-01-29 07:46:46 PM
5 votes:

Mugato: Lego's whored their name to every property you can imagine and they get pissy about this?


This gets a funny click when we go green. +1
2014-01-29 08:59:08 PM
4 votes:
The catch is that you have to put on a blindfold and run barefoot across a room filled with LEGO bricks to get the beej.
2014-01-30 12:18:51 AM
3 votes:

Disgruntled Goat: Hey, it's the exact same thread that was on The Chive 2 days ago. Same comments with same pictures, even.


All right everyone, thread's over. Move along, citizens. Disgruntled Goat saw this article on The Chive already.
2014-01-29 09:39:47 PM
3 votes:

WTFDYW: That is one ugly chick. But then I am not 20 something.



3.bp.blogspot.com
2014-01-29 07:21:58 PM
3 votes:
"Winner gets the clap"
2014-01-30 07:52:53 AM
2 votes:

GGracie: Why didn't I think of this?  I love Legos ;-)


*click* (profile)
*click*..*click*......*click* (Lego's)
2014-01-30 07:50:29 AM
2 votes:

illannoyin: I just saw her on the fleshlight website and she looks completely wrecked downstairs...


Despite it's popularity among so many Farkers the Farking filter apparently prevents linking to the fleshlight website.

/Now I'm craving a roast beef sandwich for some reason. Weird huh?


The important thing to take away here is that you own a Fleshlight.
2014-01-29 10:02:34 PM
2 votes:

The more you eat the more you fart: Pkay..its not often id say this but: that is one fugly chick. Unless of course you are into tatted-up biatches with huge unnatural-looking fake tits and a pseudo-punk shaved hairdo.


Of course, you're allowed to close your eyes and make believe she's your mother.
2014-01-29 09:35:14 PM
2 votes:
d22d7v2y1t140g.cloudfront.net

Wow. I bet an evening in bed with her would be extremely educational.

And the next day, I would probably need a chiropractor and some Valtrex.
2014-01-30 10:11:28 AM
1 votes:
Keep in mind that a class action settlement would probably involve a q-tip with a little spit on it.
2014-01-30 10:10:10 AM
1 votes:
shaved sides keeps the crabs out of your ears
2014-01-30 05:37:09 AM
1 votes:

PC LOAD LETTER: Don't fool yourself. Someone won and got a BJ with a non-disclosure agreement.


What the article failed to say is the the cease and desist order was done completely in Legos.
2014-01-30 12:07:11 AM
1 votes:
Once again, lawyers ruin shiat up.
2014-01-29 11:07:26 PM
1 votes:

The more you eat the more you fart: Sorry for typos. Getting used to new phone.


Suuuuure. That's the reason. Uh huh....

www.grsha.net
2014-01-29 10:38:51 PM
1 votes:
It seems a lot easier to get a BJ from any tattooed and implanted whore and not have to play with Legos.

Ok.  I've got some Lincoln Log jokes you don't want to hear, a Tente one that isn't too bad, some Duplo ones (size does matter), the obvious Erector Set low hanging (heh) fruit, and I'm working on some Jenga porn.
2014-01-29 10:23:59 PM
1 votes:
I say first thing we do let's kill all the lawyers.
2014-01-29 10:14:56 PM
1 votes:
Don't fool yourself. Someone won and got a BJ with a non-disclosure agreement.
2014-01-29 10:03:19 PM
1 votes:

wildcardjack: doglover: Lawyers are the main problem with everything. Judges, politicians, corrupt bankers: the all start as lawyers.

Shakespeare was right.

You haven't actually gone over that passage. It's about making way for tyrannical dictatorship.


But, still no lawyers. Fair trade.
2014-01-29 09:54:28 PM
1 votes:
That's why you run a contest offering to FILM giving the guy a blowjob for the best lego model...

//legal technic-alities
2014-01-29 09:30:30 PM
1 votes:

Mentat: Farking lawyers.


Lawyer cliche: "You only hate us until you need us."

Everyone: "No, we pretty much hate you then too."
2014-01-29 09:26:48 PM
1 votes:

Anderson's Pooper: There are days when I hate my profession.  This is one of those days.


Are you a lawyer or an adult film starlet?
2014-01-29 09:23:33 PM
1 votes:

Anderson's Pooper: There are days when I hate my profession.  This is one of those days.


Yeah, Anderson's pooper sounds like a pretty a pretty rough gig. Must really stretch out your abilities.
2014-01-29 09:18:36 PM
1 votes:
21st century men then:

1.bp.blogspot.com

21st century men now:
pbs.twimg.com
2014-01-29 09:18:23 PM
1 votes:

wildcardjack: doglover: Lawyers are the main problem with everything. Judges, politicians, corrupt bankers: the all start as lawyers.

Shakespeare was right.

You haven't actually gone over that passage. It's about making way for tyrannical dictatorship.


I'm guessing the full passage is 'First off, we kill all the Lawyers, and then everyone will be so happy they won't care if we institute a tyrannical dictatorship.'
2014-01-29 09:13:05 PM
1 votes:
She's no Paige Turner.
2014-01-29 09:12:57 PM
1 votes:

uncleacid: It doesn't say that she is going to use a leaf blower.


Flowbee

/ Blowbee?
2014-01-29 09:01:34 PM
1 votes:
My neighbor's 8 year old is gonna be soooooooo dissapoint.
2014-01-29 07:35:49 PM
1 votes:
Lawyers are the main problem with everything. Judges, politicians, corrupt bankers: the all start as lawyers.

Shakespeare was right.
2014-01-29 07:19:59 PM
1 votes:
I like the way her 'flower' looks.
 
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