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(Daily Dot)   Porn star offers a BJ to whoever can make her the coolest Lego creation. 300 submissions later, everything's going great until the lawyers get involved   (dailydot.com) divider line 28
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2014-01-29 08:10:05 PM  
5 votes:
FTA: "People are calling it 'brilliant self marketing.' I'm calling it, 'I'm just a whore that likes Legos.'"

Her self-awareness is refreshing.
2014-01-29 07:35:49 PM  
4 votes:
Lawyers are the main problem with everything. Judges, politicians, corrupt bankers: the all start as lawyers.

Shakespeare was right.
2014-01-29 09:07:27 PM  
3 votes:

doglover: Lawyers are the main problem with everything. Judges, politicians, corrupt bankers: the all start as lawyers.

Shakespeare was right.


You haven't actually gone over that passage. It's about making way for tyrannical dictatorship.
2014-01-29 07:44:28 PM  
3 votes:
Lego's whored their name to every property you can imagine and they get pissy about this?
2014-01-29 10:52:43 PM  
2 votes:

doglover: Lawyers are the main problem with everything. Judges, politicians, corrupt bankers: the all start as lawyers.

Shakespeare was right.



Didn't you misspell the word "lawyer'...shouldn't it be spelled "liars"?
2014-01-29 09:39:47 PM  
2 votes:

WTFDYW: That is one ugly chick. But then I am not 20 something.



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2014-01-29 09:36:08 PM  
2 votes:

uncoveror: Lego is a registered trademark. All companies get litigious when their trademarks are used for things that could harm their image. She could call them something like interlocking building blocks or puzzle block, and not balk if some were Mega Block or other knock-offs, and she would probably be in the clear.

By the way, it was a villain in a Shakespeare play who said, "First, kill all the lawyers", not the hero. This should not be assumed to represent The Bard's opinion of the legal profession.

http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/VillainHasAPoint
2014-01-29 09:30:30 PM  
2 votes:

Mentat: Farking lawyers.


Lawyer cliche: "You only hate us until you need us."

Everyone: "No, we pretty much hate you then too."
2014-01-29 09:11:16 PM  
2 votes:
That is one ugly chick. But then I am not 20 something.
2014-01-29 09:06:52 PM  
2 votes:
static2.wikia.nocookie.net
2014-01-29 08:08:29 PM  
2 votes:
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2014-01-29 07:09:25 PM  
2 votes:
Farking lawyers.
2014-01-29 11:18:00 PM  
1 votes:

uncoveror: Lego is a registered trademark. All companies get litigious when their trademarks are used for things that could harm their image. She could call them something like interlocking building blocks or puzzle block, and not balk if some were Mega Block or other knock-offs, and she would probably be in the clear.


But she has a nominative fair use defense to trademark infringement. No, my guess is that her lawyers pointed out that the exchange of sex for goods could run into criminal laws.
2014-01-29 10:02:34 PM  
1 votes:

The more you eat the more you fart: Pkay..its not often id say this but: that is one fugly chick. Unless of course you are into tatted-up biatches with huge unnatural-looking fake tits and a pseudo-punk shaved hairdo.


Of course, you're allowed to close your eyes and make believe she's your mother.
2014-01-29 09:46:14 PM  
1 votes:
(Also, I haven't actually read that one, and don't really care if "the character" meant otherwise as well; he still had a good idea there.)
2014-01-29 09:35:14 PM  
1 votes:
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Wow. I bet an evening in bed with her would be extremely educational.

And the next day, I would probably need a chiropractor and some Valtrex.
2014-01-29 09:32:46 PM  
1 votes:
The safe word is 'Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis'
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Bread is the staff of life...
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I'd hit it like the jawbone from an ass.
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You people are Philistines.
2014-01-29 09:20:40 PM  
1 votes:

Dingleberry Dickwad: WTFDYW: That is one ugly chick. But then I am not 20 something.

She's normally not that bad looking, but she kinda ruined herself with shiatty tats and an ugly hair style, and I say that as someone who has a few and usually doesn't mind them on women.


I agree.  I don't have any tattoos myself, but I don't mind a woman with a few.  I still like the tramp stamp.  She just went way overboard, and the Miley Cyrus inspired shaved sides of the head is one of the worst women's hairstyle looks that I can think of.
2014-01-29 09:20:21 PM  
1 votes:

Mentat: Farking lawyers.


I know right.  Why can't those wankers sod off and leave the rest of us in peace.
2014-01-29 09:20:08 PM  
1 votes:
So some guy puts a lot of time and effort into probably building something that is unique, and it only rates a blow job from a Pornstar? Jeebus, you'd think at least a half hour of a private session would be the reward. All the time and effort and the reward is about five to ten minutes of her time. What a gyp.
2014-01-29 09:18:36 PM  
1 votes:
21st century men then:

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21st century men now:
pbs.twimg.com
2014-01-29 09:18:26 PM  
1 votes:
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/rule 34, no exceptions
2014-01-29 09:16:45 PM  
1 votes:
So, I was halfway through my lifesize replica of the Taj Mahal and then I get the news.  Bummer.  Think if I finish it, I will score big time with the chicks?
2014-01-29 09:13:21 PM  
1 votes:

HMS_Blinkin: Sgt Otter: FTA: "People are calling it 'brilliant self marketing.' I'm calling it, 'I'm just a whore that likes Legos.'"

Her self-awareness is refreshing.

I'll admit that I lol'd at that part.  Good for her.


The thing about social media self-marketing, is that being a whore who likes legos IS absolutely brilliant self-marketing. Until you go all Kanye or Bieber.
2014-01-29 09:09:54 PM  
1 votes:

2wolves: doglover: Shakespeare was right.

You don't know your Shakespeare.


Wut?


"The first thing we do, let's kill all the lawyers."
2 Henry VI, 4.2.59), Dick the Butcher to Jack Cade

I totally should have submitted one of my kid's stop motion lego videos, I would have won for sure!
2014-01-29 09:07:08 PM  
1 votes:
I needs me some more STD's, I hope I win this
2014-01-29 08:59:08 PM  
1 votes:
The catch is that you have to put on a blindfold and run barefoot across a room filled with LEGO bricks to get the beej.
2014-01-29 07:21:58 PM  
1 votes:
"Winner gets the clap"
 
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