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(Daily Dot)   Porn star offers a BJ to whoever can make her the coolest Lego creation. 300 submissions later, everything's going great until the lawyers get involved   (dailydot.com) divider line 148
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2014-01-29 07:09:25 PM
Farking lawyers.
 
2014-01-29 07:19:59 PM
I like the way her 'flower' looks.
 
2014-01-29 07:21:58 PM
"Winner gets the clap"
 
2014-01-29 07:35:49 PM
Lawyers are the main problem with everything. Judges, politicians, corrupt bankers: the all start as lawyers.

Shakespeare was right.
 
2014-01-29 07:44:28 PM
Lego's whored their name to every property you can imagine and they get pissy about this?
 
2014-01-29 07:46:46 PM

Mugato: Lego's whored their name to every property you can imagine and they get pissy about this?


This gets a funny click when we go green. +1
 
2014-01-29 08:08:29 PM
i236.photobucket.com
 
2014-01-29 08:10:05 PM
FTA: "People are calling it 'brilliant self marketing.' I'm calling it, 'I'm just a whore that likes Legos.'"

Her self-awareness is refreshing.
 
2014-01-29 08:59:08 PM
The catch is that you have to put on a blindfold and run barefoot across a room filled with LEGO bricks to get the beej.
 
2014-01-29 08:59:19 PM
I liked the Lego S2000.

Make an Aventador!
 
2014-01-29 09:01:34 PM
My neighbor's 8 year old is gonna be soooooooo dissapoint.
 
2014-01-29 09:03:22 PM

doglover: Shakespeare was right.


You don't know your Shakespeare.
 
2014-01-29 09:03:52 PM

Sgt Otter: FTA: "People are calling it 'brilliant self marketing.' I'm calling it, 'I'm just a whore that likes Legos.'"

Her self-awareness is refreshing.


I'll admit that I lol'd at that part.  Good for her.
 
2014-01-29 09:06:52 PM
static2.wikia.nocookie.net
 
2014-01-29 09:07:08 PM
I needs me some more STD's, I hope I win this
 
2014-01-29 09:07:27 PM

doglover: Lawyers are the main problem with everything. Judges, politicians, corrupt bankers: the all start as lawyers.

Shakespeare was right.


You haven't actually gone over that passage. It's about making way for tyrannical dictatorship.
 
2014-01-29 09:07:28 PM
It doesn't say that she is going to use a leaf blower.
 
2014-01-29 09:09:54 PM

2wolves: doglover: Shakespeare was right.

You don't know your Shakespeare.


Wut?


"The first thing we do, let's kill all the lawyers."
2 Henry VI, 4.2.59), Dick the Butcher to Jack Cade

I totally should have submitted one of my kid's stop motion lego videos, I would have won for sure!
 
2014-01-29 09:11:16 PM
That is one ugly chick. But then I am not 20 something.
 
2014-01-29 09:12:21 PM
Is it just me or is there some twisted feminist sexy nuance when women refer to themselves as a whores?
 
2014-01-29 09:12:57 PM

uncleacid: It doesn't say that she is going to use a leaf blower.


Flowbee

/ Blowbee?
 
2014-01-29 09:13:04 PM

WTFDYW: That is one ugly chick. But then I am not 20 something.


She's normally not that bad looking, but she kinda ruined herself with shiatty tats and an ugly hair style, and I say that as someone who has a few and usually doesn't mind them on women.
 
2014-01-29 09:13:05 PM
She's no Paige Turner.
 
2014-01-29 09:13:21 PM

HMS_Blinkin: Sgt Otter: FTA: "People are calling it 'brilliant self marketing.' I'm calling it, 'I'm just a whore that likes Legos.'"

Her self-awareness is refreshing.

I'll admit that I lol'd at that part.  Good for her.


The thing about social media self-marketing, is that being a whore who likes legos IS absolutely brilliant self-marketing. Until you go all Kanye or Bieber.
 
2014-01-29 09:13:33 PM
1) LEGO
2) Whore *who* likes LEGO... sheesh

/ since the Shakespeare was covered
 
2014-01-29 09:14:47 PM
There are days when I hate my profession.  This is one of those days.
 
2014-01-29 09:14:56 PM
This has some contest has real potential.
 
2014-01-29 09:15:38 PM
*Turnah

/I'm high
 
2014-01-29 09:16:45 PM
So, I was halfway through my lifesize replica of the Taj Mahal and then I get the news.  Bummer.  Think if I finish it, I will score big time with the chicks?
 
2014-01-29 09:16:50 PM

Dingleberry Dickwad: 2wolves: doglover: Shakespeare was right.

You don't know your Shakespeare.

Wut?


"The first thing we do, let's kill all the lawyers."
2 Henry VI, 4.2.59), Dick the Butcher to Jack Cade

I totally should have submitted one of my kid's stop motion lego videos, I would have won for sure!


The meaning of the quote is that lawyers are necessary to prevent society from falling into a bit of a chaotic state, where caprice becomes acceptable no matter how absurd or dangerous. It is a defense of lawyers.
 
2014-01-29 09:18:23 PM

wildcardjack: doglover: Lawyers are the main problem with everything. Judges, politicians, corrupt bankers: the all start as lawyers.

Shakespeare was right.

You haven't actually gone over that passage. It's about making way for tyrannical dictatorship.


I'm guessing the full passage is 'First off, we kill all the Lawyers, and then everyone will be so happy they won't care if we institute a tyrannical dictatorship.'
 
2014-01-29 09:18:26 PM
2.bp.blogspot.com

/rule 34, no exceptions
 
2014-01-29 09:18:36 PM
21st century men then:

1.bp.blogspot.com

21st century men now:
pbs.twimg.com
 
2014-01-29 09:20:08 PM
So some guy puts a lot of time and effort into probably building something that is unique, and it only rates a blow job from a Pornstar? Jeebus, you'd think at least a half hour of a private session would be the reward. All the time and effort and the reward is about five to ten minutes of her time. What a gyp.
 
2014-01-29 09:20:21 PM

Mentat: Farking lawyers.


I know right.  Why can't those wankers sod off and leave the rest of us in peace.
 
2014-01-29 09:20:24 PM
So over 100 legit *ahem* submissions, and over 500 sh*t ones.  Why doesn't she just judge from those?
 
2014-01-29 09:20:40 PM

Dingleberry Dickwad: WTFDYW: That is one ugly chick. But then I am not 20 something.

She's normally not that bad looking, but she kinda ruined herself with shiatty tats and an ugly hair style, and I say that as someone who has a few and usually doesn't mind them on women.


I agree.  I don't have any tattoos myself, but I don't mind a woman with a few.  I still like the tramp stamp.  She just went way overboard, and the Miley Cyrus inspired shaved sides of the head is one of the worst women's hairstyle looks that I can think of.
 
2014-01-29 09:23:21 PM

Kome: Dingleberry Dickwad: 2wolves: doglover: Shakespeare was right.

You don't know your Shakespeare.

Wut?


"The first thing we do, let's kill all the lawyers."
2 Henry VI, 4.2.59), Dick the Butcher to Jack Cade

I totally should have submitted one of my kid's stop motion lego videos, I would have won for sure!

The meaning of the quote is that lawyers are necessary to prevent society from falling into a bit of a chaotic state, where caprice becomes acceptable no matter how absurd or dangerous. It is a defense of lawyers.


So we should kill all the whores?
 
2014-01-29 09:23:33 PM

Anderson's Pooper: There are days when I hate my profession.  This is one of those days.


Yeah, Anderson's pooper sounds like a pretty a pretty rough gig. Must really stretch out your abilities.
 
2014-01-29 09:24:08 PM
This would have been the greatest contest ever when I was 13. But I suppose I would have been ineligible, anyway.
 
rpm
2014-01-29 09:24:29 PM

Prey4reign: So, I was halfway through my lifesize replica of the Taj Mahal and then I get the news.  Bummer.  Think if I finish it, I will score big time with the chicks?


I think the money needed for a life size model would be more than enough to score with the chicks.
 
2014-01-29 09:25:17 PM

teenage mutant ninja rapist: Kome: Dingleberry Dickwad: 2wolves: doglover: Shakespeare was right.

You don't know your Shakespeare.

Wut?


"The first thing we do, let's kill all the lawyers."
2 Henry VI, 4.2.59), Dick the Butcher to Jack Cade

I totally should have submitted one of my kid's stop motion lego videos, I would have won for sure!

The meaning of the quote is that lawyers are necessary to prevent society from falling into a bit of a chaotic state, where caprice becomes acceptable no matter how absurd or dangerous. It is a defense of lawyers.

So we should kill all the whores?


Well, lawyers are a kind of whore, but I like the sexy kind of whore, so no. Kill the lawyers and keep the prostitutes.
 
2014-01-29 09:26:48 PM

Anderson's Pooper: There are days when I hate my profession.  This is one of those days.


Are you a lawyer or an adult film starlet?
 
2014-01-29 09:26:51 PM

BMFPitt: This would have been the greatest contest ever when I was 13. But I suppose I would have been ineligible, anyway.


Depending on how long ago you were 13, I'm reasonably sure she would have been underage too, then, making it, well, such a gray area.
 
2014-01-29 09:27:23 PM

TuteTibiImperes: and the Miley Cyrus inspired shaved sides of the head is one of the worst women's hairstyle looks that I can think of.


That's Skrillex hair.

http://girlsthatlooklikeskrillex.tumblr.com/
 
2014-01-29 09:27:49 PM
If you are a gentleman who came of age around the early '90s, you probably have about a zillion Legos, Lincoln Logs

Kids in the 90s played with Lincoln Logs? Those things were ancient when I was a kid in the 70s.
 
2014-01-29 09:28:34 PM

wildcardjack: doglover: Lawyers are the main problem with everything. Judges, politicians, corrupt bankers: the all start as lawyers.

Shakespeare was right.

You haven't actually gone over that passage. It's about making way for tyrannical dictatorship.


Yes. When Shakespeare wrote that, lawyers were still a better alternative to blood feuds.
 
2014-01-29 09:29:45 PM

moogoob: HMS_Blinkin: Sgt Otter: FTA: "People are calling it 'brilliant self marketing.' I'm calling it, 'I'm just a whore that likes Legos.'"

Her self-awareness is refreshing.

I'll admit that I lol'd at that part.  Good for her.

The thing about social media self-marketing, is that being a whore who likes legos IS absolutely brilliant self-marketing. Until you go all Kanye or Bieber.


I bet they don't like Legos.
 
2014-01-29 09:30:30 PM

Mentat: Farking lawyers.


Lawyer cliche: "You only hate us until you need us."

Everyone: "No, we pretty much hate you then too."
 
2014-01-29 09:31:45 PM

fusillade762: If you are a gentleman who came of age around the early '90s, you probably have about a zillion Legos, Lincoln Logs

Kids in the 90s played with Lincoln Logs? Those things were ancient when I was a kid in the 70s.


Lincoln Logs are pretty timeless. I grew up in the late 80s / early 90s and was able to gauge how much I liked hanging out with my friends based on whether they had Lincoln Logs, Lego, K'Nex, etc.
 
2014-01-29 09:32:46 PM
The safe word is 'Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis'
static.fjcdn.com


Bread is the staff of life...
ididafunny.com


I'd hit it like the jawbone from an ass.
thatthereengland.files.wordpress.com

You people are Philistines.
 
2014-01-29 09:33:02 PM

Mugato: Mentat: Farking lawyers.

Lawyer cliche: "You only hate us until you need us."

Everyone: "No, we pretty much hate you then too."


And after.
 
2014-01-29 09:34:07 PM
Lego is a registered trademark. All companies get litigious when their trademarks are used for things that could harm their image. She could call them something like interlocking building blocks or puzzle block, and not balk if some were Mega Block or other knock-offs, and she would probably be in the clear.

By the way, it was a villain in a Shakespeare play who said, "First, kill all the lawyers", not the hero. This should not be assumed to represent The Bard's opinion of the legal profession.
 
2014-01-29 09:35:14 PM
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Wow. I bet an evening in bed with her would be extremely educational.

And the next day, I would probably need a chiropractor and some Valtrex.
 
2014-01-29 09:35:19 PM

doglover: Lawyers are the main problem with everything. Judges, politicians, corrupt bankers: the all start as lawyers.

Shakespeare was right.


That line was a joke. Context is everything, you know.
 
2014-01-29 09:35:23 PM

dv-ous: Anderson's Pooper: There are days when I hate my profession.  This is one of those days.

Are you a lawyer or an adult film starlet?


I'm a lawyer.  My sister, Pam Anderson's Pooper, is the porn starlet in the family. The folks are, understandably, much more proud of her.
 
2014-01-29 09:36:08 PM

uncoveror: Lego is a registered trademark. All companies get litigious when their trademarks are used for things that could harm their image. She could call them something like interlocking building blocks or puzzle block, and not balk if some were Mega Block or other knock-offs, and she would probably be in the clear.

By the way, it was a villain in a Shakespeare play who said, "First, kill all the lawyers", not the hero. This should not be assumed to represent The Bard's opinion of the legal profession.

http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/VillainHasAPoint
 
2014-01-29 09:38:01 PM
She should change the name of the contest from "Lego creations" to "creations made using interlocking plastic bricks"

/ hates lawyers
 
2014-01-29 09:39:47 PM

WTFDYW: That is one ugly chick. But then I am not 20 something.



3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2014-01-29 09:40:36 PM
Back in '97 an old g/f moved out in late October. (I was glad but that's beside the point). A few months later she calls during a snowstorm and says "Would you like a plow job?" I thought for a moment; we'd parted on good terms, so I said "Sure!" She arrived a few minutes later with a friends pickup and plowed my driveway.

CSB?
 
2014-01-29 09:40:58 PM
Leggo of my Lego.
 
2014-01-29 09:42:18 PM

ten foiled hats: So over 100 legit *ahem* submissions, and over 500 sh*t ones.  Why doesn't she just judge from those?


Don't worry she still might see your Star Wars Hoth battle sceen.
 
2014-01-29 09:45:03 PM
Hey, it's the exact same thread that was on The Chive 2 days ago. Same comments with same pictures, even.
 
2014-01-29 09:45:06 PM

wildcardjack: doglover: Lawyers are the main problem with everything. Judges, politicians, corrupt bankers: the all start as lawyers.

Shakespeare was right.

You haven't actually gone over that passage. It's about making way for tyrannical dictatorship.


This nonsense that people "misinterpret" the statement is, well, just that: nonsense.

Yes, yes, Shakespeare may have meant it as a compliment to lawyers, but the character sure as fark didn't. But if we said, "As Dick the Butcher said..." half the people wouldn't know what the fark you were talking about; say "Shakespeare" and everyone's clued right in.

So he had his reasons, I have mine and, despite his intentions, he was still right.

Either way, any misinterpretation is irrelevant; all anyone ever says is he had the right idea ("he was right") in that statement, not that that's what he wanted or anything else.
 
2014-01-29 09:46:14 PM
(Also, I haven't actually read that one, and don't really care if "the character" meant otherwise as well; he still had a good idea there.)
 
2014-01-29 09:49:50 PM

Atomic Spunk: Wow. I bet an evening in bed with her would be extremely educational.


You'd have to give her a script.
 
2014-01-29 09:54:12 PM
A cynical person might think that if she or her agent made that promise but didn't want to follow through (gee, can't imagine why not), blaming legal issues would be the easiest way to get out of it.  Even if they honestly stopped the contest because of legal issues, it might be that LEGO's attorneys never contacted her, but her own attorney warning her about the potential issues involved.

uncoveror: By the way, it was a villain in a Shakespeare play who said, "First, kill all the lawyers", not the hero. This should not be assumed to represent The Bard's opinion of the legal profession.


It's been a while since I read that one, but I thought the guy who said it was responding to the villain, not the villain himself.  The villain was going off on a rant, and the character basically said "yeah, sure boss, and when we rise to power, we'll kill the lawyers first *eyeroll and jerkoff motion*".  Either way, nowhere near the way people misuse the line today.
 
2014-01-29 09:54:28 PM
That's why you run a contest offering to FILM giving the guy a blowjob for the best lego model...

//legal technic-alities
 
2014-01-29 09:59:22 PM
 Be honest, how many people were almost done with their creation before going back and reading the part of the headline about it getting shut down.
 
2014-01-29 10:00:34 PM
She's , uh, interesting looking.
 
2014-01-29 10:00:43 PM
Pkay..its not often id say this but: that is one fugly chick. Unless of course you are into tatted-up biatches with huge unnatural-looking fake tits and a pseudo-punk shaved hairdo.
 
2014-01-29 10:02:02 PM

The more you eat the more you fart: Unless of course you are into tatted-up biatches with huge unnatural-looking fake tits and a pseudo-punk shaved hairdo.



Almost never, but she has a kind of rough hot going.
 
2014-01-29 10:02:34 PM

The more you eat the more you fart: Pkay..its not often id say this but: that is one fugly chick. Unless of course you are into tatted-up biatches with huge unnatural-looking fake tits and a pseudo-punk shaved hairdo.


Of course, you're allowed to close your eyes and make believe she's your mother.
 
2014-01-29 10:03:19 PM

wildcardjack: doglover: Lawyers are the main problem with everything. Judges, politicians, corrupt bankers: the all start as lawyers.

Shakespeare was right.

You haven't actually gone over that passage. It's about making way for tyrannical dictatorship.


But, still no lawyers. Fair trade.
 
2014-01-29 10:06:41 PM

Boojum2k: The more you eat the more you fart: Unless of course you are into tatted-up biatches with huge unnatural-looking fake tits and a pseudo-punk shaved hairdo.


Almost never, but she has a kind of rough hot going.


Have at it.

Make sure you're up to date on your immunizations and aren't allergic to silicone.

Also..get a script for valtrex. You'll prob need it.
 
2014-01-29 10:07:26 PM

Prey4reign: The more you eat the more you fart: Pkay..its not often id say this but: that is one fugly chick. Unless of course you are into tatted-up biatches with huge unnatural-looking fake tits and a pseudo-punk shaved hairdo.

Of course, you're allowed to close your eyes and make believe she's your mother.


You're in 5th grade aren't you.
 
2014-01-29 10:08:48 PM

The more you eat the more you fart: Pkay..its not often id say this but: that is one fugly chick. Unless of course you are into tatted-up biatches with huge unnatural-looking fake tits and a pseudo-punk shaved hairdo.


don't forget the sharp knees.
 
2014-01-29 10:10:16 PM
I can honestly say I would not risk herpes for her.
 
2014-01-29 10:11:47 PM

Riche: The more you eat the more you fart: Pkay..its not often id say this but: that is one fugly chick. Unless of course you are into tatted-up biatches with huge unnatural-looking fake tits and a pseudo-punk shaved hairdo.

don't forget the sharp knees.


Its not the knees that are shapr.

Those nips could probably cut glass from being jammed out be such enormous implants.

Very easy to tell she had very small tits and then decided to get huge implants. Basically, shes got a little taught layer of skin covering a bag of liquid w a nipple on it.
 
2014-01-29 10:12:40 PM
Such a great ass, attached to so much train wreck. But that ass is magnificent.
 
2014-01-29 10:12:55 PM
I'd get out my legos for Riley Reid, if you know what I mean.

And by "know" I mean penis.
 
2014-01-29 10:13:07 PM

The more you eat the more you fart: Make sure you're up to date on your immunizations and aren't allergic to silicone.Also..get a script for valtrex. You'll prob need it.



You forgot to mention "have a lot more money" and "have ridiculously oversized cock that's gone numb from abuse and injections to stay harder longer than human health can withstand." Neither of which I qualify for.

She's kinda hot in a trashy way. I wouldn't put any effort whatsoever into trying to get her in bed though.
 
2014-01-29 10:13:09 PM
Sorry for typos. Getting used to new phone.
 
2014-01-29 10:14:25 PM

Boojum2k: The more you eat the more you fart: Make sure you're up to date on your immunizations and aren't allergic to silicone.Also..get a script for valtrex. You'll prob need it.


You forgot to mention "have a lot more money" and "have ridiculously oversized cock that's gone numb from abuse and injections to stay harder longer than human health can withstand." Neither of which I qualify for.

She's kinda hot in a trashy way. I wouldn't put any effort whatsoever into trying to get her in bed though.


Lol.
 
2014-01-29 10:14:43 PM

Kome: fusillade762: If you are a gentleman who came of age around the early '90s, you probably have about a zillion Legos, Lincoln Logs

Kids in the 90s played with Lincoln Logs? Those things were ancient when I was a kid in the 70s.

Lincoln Logs are pretty timeless. I grew up in the late 80s / early 90s and was able to gauge how much I liked hanging out with my friends based on whether they had Lincoln Logs, Lego, K'Nex, etc.


As a child of the 80s, I remember a building toy that was basically a bunch of different shaped metal pieces that could be assembled into things on a magnetic base.  I can't remember what it was called, but I quite enjoyed it. The magnetism would transfer through the metal and allow you to build some cool things, but you also had to be careful because you had to have a strong enough foundation to keep the magnet from pulling everything down into a pile.
 
2014-01-29 10:14:56 PM
Don't fool yourself. Someone won and got a BJ with a non-disclosure agreement.
 
2014-01-29 10:20:58 PM
http://cdn2-b.examiner.com/sites/default/files/styles/image_content_wi dth/hash/a6/4b/a64bbe61ce434e9723fc3ee5d0e63eab.jpg?itok=pl7ysiCQCa nt do html goodness on a phone...but the pic says it all.Biatch is trailer trash.
 
2014-01-29 10:23:26 PM

Atomic Spunk: [d22d7v2y1t140g.cloudfront.net image 850x566]

Wow. I bet an evening in bed with her would be extremely educational.

And the next day, I would probably need a chiropractor and some Valtrex.


Sadly, no-farking-hum. They are too worried about their makeup to have a good time...and you aren't cool enough, or it doesn't matter...fleh.
 
2014-01-29 10:23:59 PM
I say first thing we do let's kill all the lawyers.
 
2014-01-29 10:25:57 PM

Kome: fusillade762: If you are a gentleman who came of age around the early '90s, you probably have about a zillion Legos, Lincoln Logs

Kids in the 90s played with Lincoln Logs? Those things were ancient when I was a kid in the 70s.

Lincoln Logs are pretty timeless. I grew up in the late 80s / early 90s and was able to gauge how much I liked hanging out with my friends based on whether they had Lincoln Logs, Lego, K'Nex, etc.


They're owned by K'Nex now, but they're still made of wood. There were plastic ones a while back, but such abominations were not allowed to survive.
 
2014-01-29 10:32:13 PM
soo. what would you get if it was made with megabloks?
 
2014-01-29 10:38:09 PM
Is it Lexi Belle? (clicks link) Well, fark that.
 
2014-01-29 10:38:51 PM
It seems a lot easier to get a BJ from any tattooed and implanted whore and not have to play with Legos.

Ok.  I've got some Lincoln Log jokes you don't want to hear, a Tente one that isn't too bad, some Duplo ones (size does matter), the obvious Erector Set low hanging (heh) fruit, and I'm working on some Jenga porn.
 
2014-01-29 10:45:02 PM
With the price of logos being what they are, it might be cheaper to just pay for the BJ
 
2014-01-29 10:51:47 PM
I'm pretty sure you'd come *cough* out clean with your us of a jimmy-cap.
 
2014-01-29 10:52:43 PM

doglover: Lawyers are the main problem with everything. Judges, politicians, corrupt bankers: the all start as lawyers.

Shakespeare was right.



Didn't you misspell the word "lawyer'...shouldn't it be spelled "liars"?
 
2014-01-29 11:02:58 PM
I've heard that Legos are expensive now. Whores are not.
 
2014-01-29 11:05:07 PM

morg: I've heard that Legos are expensive now. Whores are not.



If you can find out where they go.
 
2014-01-29 11:05:26 PM
No entry for the BJ challenge theme? Fark i am disappoint
 
2014-01-29 11:07:26 PM

The more you eat the more you fart: Sorry for typos. Getting used to new phone.


Suuuuure. That's the reason. Uh huh....

www.grsha.net
 
2014-01-29 11:09:10 PM

Sgt Otter: FTA: "People are calling it 'brilliant self marketing.' I'm calling it, 'I'm just a whore that likes Legos.'"

Her self-awareness is refreshing.


At least she really is doing it for the art.
 
2014-01-29 11:18:00 PM

uncoveror: Lego is a registered trademark. All companies get litigious when their trademarks are used for things that could harm their image. She could call them something like interlocking building blocks or puzzle block, and not balk if some were Mega Block or other knock-offs, and she would probably be in the clear.


But she has a nominative fair use defense to trademark infringement. No, my guess is that her lawyers pointed out that the exchange of sex for goods could run into criminal laws.
 
2014-01-29 11:31:55 PM

Last Man on Earth: A cynical person might think that if she or her agent made that promise but didn't want to follow through (gee, can't imagine why not), blaming legal issues would be the easiest way to get out of it.  Even if they honestly stopped the contest because of legal issues, it might be that LEGO's attorneys never contacted her, but her own attorney warning her about the potential issues involved.


Yeah that was my take on it as well - would have thought it easy to just edit out the Lego  TM and subbed in a synonym

She's obviously got a shiatload of publicity so bit surprised hasn't milked it longer

I could think of multiple ways .....
 
2014-01-29 11:39:50 PM
There were as much lawyers involved in this as there was a chance of someone getting a BJ. Idiots are the only suckers here.
 
2014-01-29 11:40:52 PM

Terrible Old Man: There were as much lawyers involved in this as there was a chance of someone getting a BJ. Idiots are the only suckers here.



itsaconspiracy.jpg
 
2014-01-29 11:53:33 PM

Boojum2k: The more you eat the more you fart: Unless of course you are into tatted-up biatches with huge unnatural-looking fake tits and a pseudo-punk shaved hairdo.


Almost never, but she has a kind of rough hot going.


Know who she was before this contest, I'd say that's the best description for her. She is the equilivant of adding on the extra McRib fora buck to your Value Meal. If you are gonna commit to doing something shiatty, commit 110%
 
2014-01-30 12:00:10 AM
The guys in the article - anyone know their Fark handles?
 
2014-01-30 12:03:22 AM

The Billdozer: Boojum2k: The more you eat the more you fart: Unless of course you are into tatted-up biatches with huge unnatural-looking fake tits and a pseudo-punk shaved hairdo.


Almost never, but she has a kind of rough hot going.

Know who she was before this contest, I'd say that's the best description for her. She is the equilivant of adding on the extra McRib fora buck to your Value Meal. If you are gonna commit to doing something shiatty, commit 110%


Trainwrecks can be awesome.
 
2014-01-30 12:07:11 AM
Once again, lawyers ruin shiat up.
 
2014-01-30 12:08:29 AM
Why didn't I think of this?  I love Legos ;-)
 
2014-01-30 12:18:51 AM

Disgruntled Goat: Hey, it's the exact same thread that was on The Chive 2 days ago. Same comments with same pictures, even.


All right everyone, thread's over. Move along, citizens. Disgruntled Goat saw this article on The Chive already.
 
2014-01-30 12:32:24 AM

ArcadianRefugee: The more you eat the more you fart: Sorry for typos. Getting used to new phone.

Suuuuure. That's the reason. Uh huh....


Lmao!!
 
2014-01-30 12:48:26 AM
*Starts working on a Lego version of a wizards sleeve*
 
2014-01-30 12:56:06 AM

Theaetetus: uncoveror: Lego is a registered trademark. All companies get litigious when their trademarks are used for things that could harm their image. She could call them something like interlocking building blocks or puzzle block, and not balk if some were Mega Block or other knock-offs, and she would probably be in the clear.

But she has a nominative fair use defense to trademark infringement. No, my guess is that her lawyers pointed out that the exchange of sex for goods could run into criminal laws.


Film it and its just a pron instead of prostitution.
 
2014-01-30 01:01:14 AM

Dingleberry Dickwad: WTFDYW: That is one ugly chick. But then I am not 20 something.

She's normally not that bad looking, but she kinda ruined herself with shiatty tats and an ugly hair style, and I say that as someone who has a few and usually doesn't mind them on women.


yeah I could see some "cute" but everything else is so in the way
 
2014-01-30 01:24:46 AM

Piizzadude: Dingleberry Dickwad: WTFDYW: That is one ugly chick. But then I am not 20 something.

She's normally not that bad looking, but she kinda ruined herself with shiatty tats and an ugly hair style, and I say that as someone who has a few and usually doesn't mind them on women.

yeah I could see some "cute" but everything else is so in the way



Some of her recent pics on image search look like Megan Fox gone punk trailer trash.
 
2014-01-30 01:37:09 AM
damn killjoys strike again
 
2014-01-30 02:25:09 AM

doglover: Shakespeare was right.


He was, now this nice man will explain to you that the  quote does not mean what you think it does!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1i0MNOwNNsM
 
2014-01-30 02:34:52 AM
Um, so, what if a female wins the contest?

/just asking...
 
2014-01-30 02:35:26 AM

not_an_indigo: Um, so, what if a female wins the contest?

/just asking...


Go on....
 
2014-01-30 02:38:32 AM

not_an_indigo: Um, so, what if a female wins the contest?

/just asking...


win-win?
 
2014-01-30 02:57:32 AM
The lawyer thing seems like an excuse. Nothing prevents her from picking the best entry and give that guy/girl some oral pleasure. She simply won't be able to scoop off the marketing, but she will be able to honour her promise. Put your mouth where your money is!
 
2014-01-30 03:47:16 AM
I just saw her on the fleshlight website and she looks completely wrecked downstairs...


Despite it's popularity among so many Farkers the Farking filter apparently prevents linking to the fleshlight website.

/Now I'm craving a roast beef sandwich for some reason. Weird huh?
 
2014-01-30 03:53:36 AM

illannoyin: I just saw her on the fleshlight website and she looks completely wrecked downstairs...


Despite it's popularity among so many Farkers the Farking filter apparently prevents linking to the fleshlight website.

/Now I'm craving a roast beef sandwich for some reason. Weird huh?


Wouldnt surprise me none, most porn vetrans are. Id love to see a picture of before she had like eleventy brazillian tatoos.
 
2014-01-30 05:37:09 AM

PC LOAD LETTER: Don't fool yourself. Someone won and got a BJ with a non-disclosure agreement.


What the article failed to say is the the cease and desist order was done completely in Legos.
 
2014-01-30 05:47:09 AM

Bucky Katt: not_an_indigo: Um, so, what if a female wins the contest?

/just asking...

win-win?


fappitty fap fap fap
 
2014-01-30 06:00:25 AM
I wish the discussion of Shakespeare in this thread was a little less shallow and moved a bit more quickly.
 
2014-01-30 06:10:03 AM

not_an_indigo: Um, so, what if a female wins the contest?

/just asking...


What are you, stupid?  They'd stick one of those double ended dildos in her and that would get sucked off.  Duh!
 
2014-01-30 06:45:30 AM
I think she's hot as hell. Sadly, I have no legos.
 
2014-01-30 06:57:29 AM

Theaetetus: uncoveror: Lego is a registered trademark. All companies get litigious when their trademarks are used for things that could harm their image. She could call them something like interlocking building blocks or puzzle block, and not balk if some were Mega Block or other knock-offs, and she would probably be in the clear.

But she has a nominative fair use defense to trademark infringement. No, my guess is that her lawyers pointed out that the exchange of sex for goods could run into criminal laws.


Not to mention any "contract" would not be enforceable
 
2014-01-30 07:10:47 AM

Macinfarker: Theaetetus: uncoveror: Lego is a registered trademark. All companies get litigious when their trademarks are used for things that could harm their image. She could call them something like interlocking building blocks or puzzle block, and not balk if some were Mega Block or other knock-offs, and she would probably be in the clear.

But she has a nominative fair use defense to trademark infringement. No, my guess is that her lawyers pointed out that the exchange of sex for goods could run into criminal laws.

Not to mention any "contract" would not be enforceable


If you watch her work, I highly doubt she would back out.
 
2014-01-30 07:50:29 AM

illannoyin: I just saw her on the fleshlight website and she looks completely wrecked downstairs...


Despite it's popularity among so many Farkers the Farking filter apparently prevents linking to the fleshlight website.

/Now I'm craving a roast beef sandwich for some reason. Weird huh?


The important thing to take away here is that you own a Fleshlight.
 
2014-01-30 07:52:53 AM

GGracie: Why didn't I think of this?  I love Legos ;-)


*click* (profile)
*click*..*click*......*click* (Lego's)
 
2014-01-30 08:00:23 AM

The more you eat the more you fart: http://cdn2-b.examiner.com/sites/default/files/styles/image_content_w i dth/hash/a6/4b/a64bbe61ce434e9723fc3ee5d0e63eab.jpg?itok=pl7ysiCQ


As opposed to every other porn star who'd give a beej to the person who made the best lego sculpture.
 
2014-01-30 08:23:08 AM

antidisestablishmentarianism: I like the way her 'flower' looks.


This one?

www.srugulo.info
 
2014-01-30 08:35:46 AM

dv-ous: Anderson's Pooper: There are days when I hate my profession.  This is one of those days.

Are you a lawyer or an adult film starlet?


Why not both?
 
2014-01-30 09:04:22 AM
She must have some hideous skin defect to have to destroy her body with all the staining.

Ugh. Keep that away from me.
 
2014-01-30 09:08:51 AM

MythDragon: dv-ous: Anderson's Pooper: There are days when I hate my profession.  This is one of those days.

Are you a lawyer or an adult film starlet?

Why not both?


The distinction is that the former is paid to fark someone else.
 
2014-01-30 09:14:18 AM

GGracie: Why didn't I think of this?  I love Legos ;-)


I'll build you something!

The braces are gone, right?
 
2014-01-30 09:21:30 AM

Atomic Spunk: [d22d7v2y1t140g.cloudfront.net image 850x566]

Wow. I bet an evening in bed with her would be extremely educational.

And the next day, I would probably need a chiropractor and some Valtrex.


Yes, educational:

farm8.staticflickr.com

-why do people freak out on tattoos, I've seen much scarier women without them
 
2014-01-30 09:23:24 AM
www.thebricktestament.com
 
2014-01-30 09:39:19 AM

WTFDYW: That is one ugly chick. But then I am not 20 something.


I agree. What's with the tats and hair. Is she auditioning for post apocalyptic porn?
 
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2014-01-30 09:55:16 AM

jwookie: WTFDYW: That is one ugly chick. But then I am not 20 something.

I agree. What's with the tats and hair. Is she auditioning for post apocalyptic porn?


Sex. Sex never changes.
 
2014-01-30 10:10:10 AM
shaved sides keeps the crabs out of your ears
 
2014-01-30 10:11:28 AM
Keep in mind that a class action settlement would probably involve a q-tip with a little spit on it.
 
2014-01-30 11:31:42 AM
Not saying sharp knees, not saying do not want.  No, you don't know I'm gay.  But goddammit the tattos.
 
2014-01-30 11:35:44 AM

23FPB23: Not saying sharp knees, not saying do not want.  No, you don't know I'm gay.  But goddammit the tattos.


It's a niche genre.
 
2014-01-30 11:36:33 AM

Zizzowop: Atomic Spunk: [d22d7v2y1t140g.cloudfront.net image 850x566]

Wow. I bet an evening in bed with her would be extremely educational.

And the next day, I would probably need a chiropractor and some Valtrex.

Yes, educational:

[farm8.staticflickr.com image 604x604]

-why do people freak out on tattoos, I've seen much scarier women without them


I'm not terribly bothered about tattoos.  But the one on her stomach looks a bit like unkempt pubic hair.
 
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