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(Daily Dot)   Porn star offers a BJ to whoever can make her the coolest Lego creation. 300 submissions later, everything's going great until the lawyers get involved   (dailydot.com) divider line 148
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2014-01-29 11:09:10 PM  

Sgt Otter: FTA: "People are calling it 'brilliant self marketing.' I'm calling it, 'I'm just a whore that likes Legos.'"

Her self-awareness is refreshing.


At least she really is doing it for the art.
 
2014-01-29 11:18:00 PM  

uncoveror: Lego is a registered trademark. All companies get litigious when their trademarks are used for things that could harm their image. She could call them something like interlocking building blocks or puzzle block, and not balk if some were Mega Block or other knock-offs, and she would probably be in the clear.


But she has a nominative fair use defense to trademark infringement. No, my guess is that her lawyers pointed out that the exchange of sex for goods could run into criminal laws.
 
2014-01-29 11:31:55 PM  

Last Man on Earth: A cynical person might think that if she or her agent made that promise but didn't want to follow through (gee, can't imagine why not), blaming legal issues would be the easiest way to get out of it.  Even if they honestly stopped the contest because of legal issues, it might be that LEGO's attorneys never contacted her, but her own attorney warning her about the potential issues involved.


Yeah that was my take on it as well - would have thought it easy to just edit out the Lego  TM and subbed in a synonym

She's obviously got a shiatload of publicity so bit surprised hasn't milked it longer

I could think of multiple ways .....
 
2014-01-29 11:39:50 PM  
There were as much lawyers involved in this as there was a chance of someone getting a BJ. Idiots are the only suckers here.
 
2014-01-29 11:40:52 PM  

Terrible Old Man: There were as much lawyers involved in this as there was a chance of someone getting a BJ. Idiots are the only suckers here.



itsaconspiracy.jpg
 
2014-01-29 11:53:33 PM  

Boojum2k: The more you eat the more you fart: Unless of course you are into tatted-up biatches with huge unnatural-looking fake tits and a pseudo-punk shaved hairdo.


Almost never, but she has a kind of rough hot going.


Know who she was before this contest, I'd say that's the best description for her. She is the equilivant of adding on the extra McRib fora buck to your Value Meal. If you are gonna commit to doing something shiatty, commit 110%
 
2014-01-30 12:00:10 AM  
The guys in the article - anyone know their Fark handles?
 
2014-01-30 12:03:22 AM  

The Billdozer: Boojum2k: The more you eat the more you fart: Unless of course you are into tatted-up biatches with huge unnatural-looking fake tits and a pseudo-punk shaved hairdo.


Almost never, but she has a kind of rough hot going.

Know who she was before this contest, I'd say that's the best description for her. She is the equilivant of adding on the extra McRib fora buck to your Value Meal. If you are gonna commit to doing something shiatty, commit 110%


Trainwrecks can be awesome.
 
2014-01-30 12:07:11 AM  
Once again, lawyers ruin shiat up.
 
2014-01-30 12:08:29 AM  
Why didn't I think of this?  I love Legos ;-)
 
2014-01-30 12:18:51 AM  

Disgruntled Goat: Hey, it's the exact same thread that was on The Chive 2 days ago. Same comments with same pictures, even.


All right everyone, thread's over. Move along, citizens. Disgruntled Goat saw this article on The Chive already.
 
2014-01-30 12:32:24 AM  

ArcadianRefugee: The more you eat the more you fart: Sorry for typos. Getting used to new phone.

Suuuuure. That's the reason. Uh huh....


Lmao!!
 
2014-01-30 12:48:26 AM  
*Starts working on a Lego version of a wizards sleeve*
 
2014-01-30 12:56:06 AM  

Theaetetus: uncoveror: Lego is a registered trademark. All companies get litigious when their trademarks are used for things that could harm their image. She could call them something like interlocking building blocks or puzzle block, and not balk if some were Mega Block or other knock-offs, and she would probably be in the clear.

But she has a nominative fair use defense to trademark infringement. No, my guess is that her lawyers pointed out that the exchange of sex for goods could run into criminal laws.


Film it and its just a pron instead of prostitution.
 
2014-01-30 01:01:14 AM  

Dingleberry Dickwad: WTFDYW: That is one ugly chick. But then I am not 20 something.

She's normally not that bad looking, but she kinda ruined herself with shiatty tats and an ugly hair style, and I say that as someone who has a few and usually doesn't mind them on women.


yeah I could see some "cute" but everything else is so in the way
 
2014-01-30 01:24:46 AM  

Piizzadude: Dingleberry Dickwad: WTFDYW: That is one ugly chick. But then I am not 20 something.

She's normally not that bad looking, but she kinda ruined herself with shiatty tats and an ugly hair style, and I say that as someone who has a few and usually doesn't mind them on women.

yeah I could see some "cute" but everything else is so in the way



Some of her recent pics on image search look like Megan Fox gone punk trailer trash.
 
2014-01-30 01:37:09 AM  
damn killjoys strike again
 
2014-01-30 02:25:09 AM  

doglover: Shakespeare was right.


He was, now this nice man will explain to you that the  quote does not mean what you think it does!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1i0MNOwNNsM
 
2014-01-30 02:34:52 AM  
Um, so, what if a female wins the contest?

/just asking...
 
2014-01-30 02:35:26 AM  

not_an_indigo: Um, so, what if a female wins the contest?

/just asking...


Go on....
 
2014-01-30 02:38:32 AM  

not_an_indigo: Um, so, what if a female wins the contest?

/just asking...


win-win?
 
2014-01-30 02:57:32 AM  
The lawyer thing seems like an excuse. Nothing prevents her from picking the best entry and give that guy/girl some oral pleasure. She simply won't be able to scoop off the marketing, but she will be able to honour her promise. Put your mouth where your money is!
 
2014-01-30 03:47:16 AM  
I just saw her on the fleshlight website and she looks completely wrecked downstairs...


Despite it's popularity among so many Farkers the Farking filter apparently prevents linking to the fleshlight website.

/Now I'm craving a roast beef sandwich for some reason. Weird huh?
 
2014-01-30 03:53:36 AM  

illannoyin: I just saw her on the fleshlight website and she looks completely wrecked downstairs...


Despite it's popularity among so many Farkers the Farking filter apparently prevents linking to the fleshlight website.

/Now I'm craving a roast beef sandwich for some reason. Weird huh?


Wouldnt surprise me none, most porn vetrans are. Id love to see a picture of before she had like eleventy brazillian tatoos.
 
2014-01-30 05:37:09 AM  

PC LOAD LETTER: Don't fool yourself. Someone won and got a BJ with a non-disclosure agreement.


What the article failed to say is the the cease and desist order was done completely in Legos.
 
2014-01-30 05:47:09 AM  

Bucky Katt: not_an_indigo: Um, so, what if a female wins the contest?

/just asking...

win-win?


fappitty fap fap fap
 
2014-01-30 06:00:25 AM  
I wish the discussion of Shakespeare in this thread was a little less shallow and moved a bit more quickly.
 
2014-01-30 06:10:03 AM  

not_an_indigo: Um, so, what if a female wins the contest?

/just asking...


What are you, stupid?  They'd stick one of those double ended dildos in her and that would get sucked off.  Duh!
 
2014-01-30 06:45:30 AM  
I think she's hot as hell. Sadly, I have no legos.
 
2014-01-30 06:57:29 AM  

Theaetetus: uncoveror: Lego is a registered trademark. All companies get litigious when their trademarks are used for things that could harm their image. She could call them something like interlocking building blocks or puzzle block, and not balk if some were Mega Block or other knock-offs, and she would probably be in the clear.

But she has a nominative fair use defense to trademark infringement. No, my guess is that her lawyers pointed out that the exchange of sex for goods could run into criminal laws.


Not to mention any "contract" would not be enforceable
 
2014-01-30 07:10:47 AM  

Macinfarker: Theaetetus: uncoveror: Lego is a registered trademark. All companies get litigious when their trademarks are used for things that could harm their image. She could call them something like interlocking building blocks or puzzle block, and not balk if some were Mega Block or other knock-offs, and she would probably be in the clear.

But she has a nominative fair use defense to trademark infringement. No, my guess is that her lawyers pointed out that the exchange of sex for goods could run into criminal laws.

Not to mention any "contract" would not be enforceable


If you watch her work, I highly doubt she would back out.
 
2014-01-30 07:50:29 AM  

illannoyin: I just saw her on the fleshlight website and she looks completely wrecked downstairs...


Despite it's popularity among so many Farkers the Farking filter apparently prevents linking to the fleshlight website.

/Now I'm craving a roast beef sandwich for some reason. Weird huh?


The important thing to take away here is that you own a Fleshlight.
 
2014-01-30 07:52:53 AM  

GGracie: Why didn't I think of this?  I love Legos ;-)


*click* (profile)
*click*..*click*......*click* (Lego's)
 
2014-01-30 08:00:23 AM  

The more you eat the more you fart: http://cdn2-b.examiner.com/sites/default/files/styles/image_content_w i dth/hash/a6/4b/a64bbe61ce434e9723fc3ee5d0e63eab.jpg?itok=pl7ysiCQ


As opposed to every other porn star who'd give a beej to the person who made the best lego sculpture.
 
2014-01-30 08:23:08 AM  

antidisestablishmentarianism: I like the way her 'flower' looks.


This one?

www.srugulo.info
 
2014-01-30 08:35:46 AM  

dv-ous: Anderson's Pooper: There are days when I hate my profession.  This is one of those days.

Are you a lawyer or an adult film starlet?


Why not both?
 
2014-01-30 09:04:22 AM  
She must have some hideous skin defect to have to destroy her body with all the staining.

Ugh. Keep that away from me.
 
2014-01-30 09:08:51 AM  

MythDragon: dv-ous: Anderson's Pooper: There are days when I hate my profession.  This is one of those days.

Are you a lawyer or an adult film starlet?

Why not both?


The distinction is that the former is paid to fark someone else.
 
2014-01-30 09:14:18 AM  

GGracie: Why didn't I think of this?  I love Legos ;-)


I'll build you something!

The braces are gone, right?
 
2014-01-30 09:21:30 AM  

Atomic Spunk: [d22d7v2y1t140g.cloudfront.net image 850x566]

Wow. I bet an evening in bed with her would be extremely educational.

And the next day, I would probably need a chiropractor and some Valtrex.


Yes, educational:

farm8.staticflickr.com

-why do people freak out on tattoos, I've seen much scarier women without them
 
2014-01-30 09:23:24 AM  
www.thebricktestament.com
 
2014-01-30 09:39:19 AM  

WTFDYW: That is one ugly chick. But then I am not 20 something.


I agree. What's with the tats and hair. Is she auditioning for post apocalyptic porn?
 
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2014-01-30 09:55:16 AM  

jwookie: WTFDYW: That is one ugly chick. But then I am not 20 something.

I agree. What's with the tats and hair. Is she auditioning for post apocalyptic porn?


Sex. Sex never changes.
 
2014-01-30 10:10:10 AM  
shaved sides keeps the crabs out of your ears
 
2014-01-30 10:11:28 AM  
Keep in mind that a class action settlement would probably involve a q-tip with a little spit on it.
 
2014-01-30 11:31:42 AM  
Not saying sharp knees, not saying do not want.  No, you don't know I'm gay.  But goddammit the tattos.
 
2014-01-30 11:35:44 AM  

23FPB23: Not saying sharp knees, not saying do not want.  No, you don't know I'm gay.  But goddammit the tattos.


It's a niche genre.
 
2014-01-30 11:36:33 AM  

Zizzowop: Atomic Spunk: [d22d7v2y1t140g.cloudfront.net image 850x566]

Wow. I bet an evening in bed with her would be extremely educational.

And the next day, I would probably need a chiropractor and some Valtrex.

Yes, educational:

[farm8.staticflickr.com image 604x604]

-why do people freak out on tattoos, I've seen much scarier women without them


I'm not terribly bothered about tattoos.  But the one on her stomach looks a bit like unkempt pubic hair.
 
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