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(Daily Dot)   Porn star offers a BJ to whoever can make her the coolest Lego creation. 300 submissions later, everything's going great until the lawyers get involved   (dailydot.com) divider line 148
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2014-01-29 09:32:46 PM
The safe word is 'Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis'
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Bread is the staff of life...
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I'd hit it like the jawbone from an ass.
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You people are Philistines.
 
2014-01-29 09:33:02 PM

Mugato: Mentat: Farking lawyers.

Lawyer cliche: "You only hate us until you need us."

Everyone: "No, we pretty much hate you then too."


And after.
 
2014-01-29 09:34:07 PM
Lego is a registered trademark. All companies get litigious when their trademarks are used for things that could harm their image. She could call them something like interlocking building blocks or puzzle block, and not balk if some were Mega Block or other knock-offs, and she would probably be in the clear.

By the way, it was a villain in a Shakespeare play who said, "First, kill all the lawyers", not the hero. This should not be assumed to represent The Bard's opinion of the legal profession.
 
2014-01-29 09:35:14 PM
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Wow. I bet an evening in bed with her would be extremely educational.

And the next day, I would probably need a chiropractor and some Valtrex.
 
2014-01-29 09:35:19 PM

doglover: Lawyers are the main problem with everything. Judges, politicians, corrupt bankers: the all start as lawyers.

Shakespeare was right.


That line was a joke. Context is everything, you know.
 
2014-01-29 09:35:23 PM

dv-ous: Anderson's Pooper: There are days when I hate my profession.  This is one of those days.

Are you a lawyer or an adult film starlet?


I'm a lawyer.  My sister, Pam Anderson's Pooper, is the porn starlet in the family. The folks are, understandably, much more proud of her.
 
2014-01-29 09:36:08 PM

uncoveror: Lego is a registered trademark. All companies get litigious when their trademarks are used for things that could harm their image. She could call them something like interlocking building blocks or puzzle block, and not balk if some were Mega Block or other knock-offs, and she would probably be in the clear.

By the way, it was a villain in a Shakespeare play who said, "First, kill all the lawyers", not the hero. This should not be assumed to represent The Bard's opinion of the legal profession.

http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/VillainHasAPoint
 
2014-01-29 09:38:01 PM
She should change the name of the contest from "Lego creations" to "creations made using interlocking plastic bricks"

/ hates lawyers
 
2014-01-29 09:39:47 PM

WTFDYW: That is one ugly chick. But then I am not 20 something.



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2014-01-29 09:40:36 PM
Back in '97 an old g/f moved out in late October. (I was glad but that's beside the point). A few months later she calls during a snowstorm and says "Would you like a plow job?" I thought for a moment; we'd parted on good terms, so I said "Sure!" She arrived a few minutes later with a friends pickup and plowed my driveway.

CSB?
 
2014-01-29 09:40:58 PM
Leggo of my Lego.
 
2014-01-29 09:42:18 PM

ten foiled hats: So over 100 legit *ahem* submissions, and over 500 sh*t ones.  Why doesn't she just judge from those?


Don't worry she still might see your Star Wars Hoth battle sceen.
 
2014-01-29 09:45:03 PM
Hey, it's the exact same thread that was on The Chive 2 days ago. Same comments with same pictures, even.
 
2014-01-29 09:45:06 PM

wildcardjack: doglover: Lawyers are the main problem with everything. Judges, politicians, corrupt bankers: the all start as lawyers.

Shakespeare was right.

You haven't actually gone over that passage. It's about making way for tyrannical dictatorship.


This nonsense that people "misinterpret" the statement is, well, just that: nonsense.

Yes, yes, Shakespeare may have meant it as a compliment to lawyers, but the character sure as fark didn't. But if we said, "As Dick the Butcher said..." half the people wouldn't know what the fark you were talking about; say "Shakespeare" and everyone's clued right in.

So he had his reasons, I have mine and, despite his intentions, he was still right.

Either way, any misinterpretation is irrelevant; all anyone ever says is he had the right idea ("he was right") in that statement, not that that's what he wanted or anything else.
 
2014-01-29 09:46:14 PM
(Also, I haven't actually read that one, and don't really care if "the character" meant otherwise as well; he still had a good idea there.)
 
2014-01-29 09:49:50 PM

Atomic Spunk: Wow. I bet an evening in bed with her would be extremely educational.


You'd have to give her a script.
 
2014-01-29 09:54:12 PM
A cynical person might think that if she or her agent made that promise but didn't want to follow through (gee, can't imagine why not), blaming legal issues would be the easiest way to get out of it.  Even if they honestly stopped the contest because of legal issues, it might be that LEGO's attorneys never contacted her, but her own attorney warning her about the potential issues involved.

uncoveror: By the way, it was a villain in a Shakespeare play who said, "First, kill all the lawyers", not the hero. This should not be assumed to represent The Bard's opinion of the legal profession.


It's been a while since I read that one, but I thought the guy who said it was responding to the villain, not the villain himself.  The villain was going off on a rant, and the character basically said "yeah, sure boss, and when we rise to power, we'll kill the lawyers first *eyeroll and jerkoff motion*".  Either way, nowhere near the way people misuse the line today.
 
2014-01-29 09:54:28 PM
That's why you run a contest offering to FILM giving the guy a blowjob for the best lego model...

//legal technic-alities
 
2014-01-29 09:59:22 PM
 Be honest, how many people were almost done with their creation before going back and reading the part of the headline about it getting shut down.
 
2014-01-29 10:00:34 PM
She's , uh, interesting looking.
 
2014-01-29 10:00:43 PM
Pkay..its not often id say this but: that is one fugly chick. Unless of course you are into tatted-up biatches with huge unnatural-looking fake tits and a pseudo-punk shaved hairdo.
 
2014-01-29 10:02:02 PM

The more you eat the more you fart: Unless of course you are into tatted-up biatches with huge unnatural-looking fake tits and a pseudo-punk shaved hairdo.



Almost never, but she has a kind of rough hot going.
 
2014-01-29 10:02:34 PM

The more you eat the more you fart: Pkay..its not often id say this but: that is one fugly chick. Unless of course you are into tatted-up biatches with huge unnatural-looking fake tits and a pseudo-punk shaved hairdo.


Of course, you're allowed to close your eyes and make believe she's your mother.
 
2014-01-29 10:03:19 PM

wildcardjack: doglover: Lawyers are the main problem with everything. Judges, politicians, corrupt bankers: the all start as lawyers.

Shakespeare was right.

You haven't actually gone over that passage. It's about making way for tyrannical dictatorship.


But, still no lawyers. Fair trade.
 
2014-01-29 10:06:41 PM

Boojum2k: The more you eat the more you fart: Unless of course you are into tatted-up biatches with huge unnatural-looking fake tits and a pseudo-punk shaved hairdo.


Almost never, but she has a kind of rough hot going.


Have at it.

Make sure you're up to date on your immunizations and aren't allergic to silicone.

Also..get a script for valtrex. You'll prob need it.
 
2014-01-29 10:07:26 PM

Prey4reign: The more you eat the more you fart: Pkay..its not often id say this but: that is one fugly chick. Unless of course you are into tatted-up biatches with huge unnatural-looking fake tits and a pseudo-punk shaved hairdo.

Of course, you're allowed to close your eyes and make believe she's your mother.


You're in 5th grade aren't you.
 
2014-01-29 10:08:48 PM

The more you eat the more you fart: Pkay..its not often id say this but: that is one fugly chick. Unless of course you are into tatted-up biatches with huge unnatural-looking fake tits and a pseudo-punk shaved hairdo.


don't forget the sharp knees.
 
2014-01-29 10:10:16 PM
I can honestly say I would not risk herpes for her.
 
2014-01-29 10:11:47 PM

Riche: The more you eat the more you fart: Pkay..its not often id say this but: that is one fugly chick. Unless of course you are into tatted-up biatches with huge unnatural-looking fake tits and a pseudo-punk shaved hairdo.

don't forget the sharp knees.


Its not the knees that are shapr.

Those nips could probably cut glass from being jammed out be such enormous implants.

Very easy to tell she had very small tits and then decided to get huge implants. Basically, shes got a little taught layer of skin covering a bag of liquid w a nipple on it.
 
2014-01-29 10:12:40 PM
Such a great ass, attached to so much train wreck. But that ass is magnificent.
 
2014-01-29 10:12:55 PM
I'd get out my legos for Riley Reid, if you know what I mean.

And by "know" I mean penis.
 
2014-01-29 10:13:07 PM

The more you eat the more you fart: Make sure you're up to date on your immunizations and aren't allergic to silicone.Also..get a script for valtrex. You'll prob need it.



You forgot to mention "have a lot more money" and "have ridiculously oversized cock that's gone numb from abuse and injections to stay harder longer than human health can withstand." Neither of which I qualify for.

She's kinda hot in a trashy way. I wouldn't put any effort whatsoever into trying to get her in bed though.
 
2014-01-29 10:13:09 PM
Sorry for typos. Getting used to new phone.
 
2014-01-29 10:14:25 PM

Boojum2k: The more you eat the more you fart: Make sure you're up to date on your immunizations and aren't allergic to silicone.Also..get a script for valtrex. You'll prob need it.


You forgot to mention "have a lot more money" and "have ridiculously oversized cock that's gone numb from abuse and injections to stay harder longer than human health can withstand." Neither of which I qualify for.

She's kinda hot in a trashy way. I wouldn't put any effort whatsoever into trying to get her in bed though.


Lol.
 
2014-01-29 10:14:43 PM

Kome: fusillade762: If you are a gentleman who came of age around the early '90s, you probably have about a zillion Legos, Lincoln Logs

Kids in the 90s played with Lincoln Logs? Those things were ancient when I was a kid in the 70s.

Lincoln Logs are pretty timeless. I grew up in the late 80s / early 90s and was able to gauge how much I liked hanging out with my friends based on whether they had Lincoln Logs, Lego, K'Nex, etc.


As a child of the 80s, I remember a building toy that was basically a bunch of different shaped metal pieces that could be assembled into things on a magnetic base.  I can't remember what it was called, but I quite enjoyed it. The magnetism would transfer through the metal and allow you to build some cool things, but you also had to be careful because you had to have a strong enough foundation to keep the magnet from pulling everything down into a pile.
 
2014-01-29 10:14:56 PM
Don't fool yourself. Someone won and got a BJ with a non-disclosure agreement.
 
2014-01-29 10:20:58 PM
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2014-01-29 10:23:26 PM

Atomic Spunk: [d22d7v2y1t140g.cloudfront.net image 850x566]

Wow. I bet an evening in bed with her would be extremely educational.

And the next day, I would probably need a chiropractor and some Valtrex.


Sadly, no-farking-hum. They are too worried about their makeup to have a good time...and you aren't cool enough, or it doesn't matter...fleh.
 
2014-01-29 10:23:59 PM
I say first thing we do let's kill all the lawyers.
 
2014-01-29 10:25:57 PM

Kome: fusillade762: If you are a gentleman who came of age around the early '90s, you probably have about a zillion Legos, Lincoln Logs

Kids in the 90s played with Lincoln Logs? Those things were ancient when I was a kid in the 70s.

Lincoln Logs are pretty timeless. I grew up in the late 80s / early 90s and was able to gauge how much I liked hanging out with my friends based on whether they had Lincoln Logs, Lego, K'Nex, etc.


They're owned by K'Nex now, but they're still made of wood. There were plastic ones a while back, but such abominations were not allowed to survive.
 
2014-01-29 10:32:13 PM
soo. what would you get if it was made with megabloks?
 
2014-01-29 10:38:09 PM
Is it Lexi Belle? (clicks link) Well, fark that.
 
2014-01-29 10:38:51 PM
It seems a lot easier to get a BJ from any tattooed and implanted whore and not have to play with Legos.

Ok.  I've got some Lincoln Log jokes you don't want to hear, a Tente one that isn't too bad, some Duplo ones (size does matter), the obvious Erector Set low hanging (heh) fruit, and I'm working on some Jenga porn.
 
2014-01-29 10:45:02 PM
With the price of logos being what they are, it might be cheaper to just pay for the BJ
 
2014-01-29 10:51:47 PM
I'm pretty sure you'd come *cough* out clean with your us of a jimmy-cap.
 
2014-01-29 10:52:43 PM

doglover: Lawyers are the main problem with everything. Judges, politicians, corrupt bankers: the all start as lawyers.

Shakespeare was right.



Didn't you misspell the word "lawyer'...shouldn't it be spelled "liars"?
 
2014-01-29 11:02:58 PM
I've heard that Legos are expensive now. Whores are not.
 
2014-01-29 11:05:07 PM

morg: I've heard that Legos are expensive now. Whores are not.



If you can find out where they go.
 
2014-01-29 11:05:26 PM
No entry for the BJ challenge theme? Fark i am disappoint
 
2014-01-29 11:07:26 PM

The more you eat the more you fart: Sorry for typos. Getting used to new phone.


Suuuuure. That's the reason. Uh huh....

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