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(Daily Dot)   Porn star offers a BJ to whoever can make her the coolest Lego creation. 300 submissions later, everything's going great until the lawyers get involved   (dailydot.com) divider line 148
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2014-01-29 07:09:25 PM
Farking lawyers.
 
2014-01-29 07:19:59 PM
I like the way her 'flower' looks.
 
2014-01-29 07:21:58 PM
"Winner gets the clap"
 
2014-01-29 07:35:49 PM
Lawyers are the main problem with everything. Judges, politicians, corrupt bankers: the all start as lawyers.

Shakespeare was right.
 
2014-01-29 07:44:28 PM
Lego's whored their name to every property you can imagine and they get pissy about this?
 
2014-01-29 07:46:46 PM

Mugato: Lego's whored their name to every property you can imagine and they get pissy about this?


This gets a funny click when we go green. +1
 
2014-01-29 08:08:29 PM
i236.photobucket.com
 
2014-01-29 08:10:05 PM
FTA: "People are calling it 'brilliant self marketing.' I'm calling it, 'I'm just a whore that likes Legos.'"

Her self-awareness is refreshing.
 
2014-01-29 08:59:08 PM
The catch is that you have to put on a blindfold and run barefoot across a room filled with LEGO bricks to get the beej.
 
2014-01-29 08:59:19 PM
I liked the Lego S2000.

Make an Aventador!
 
2014-01-29 09:01:34 PM
My neighbor's 8 year old is gonna be soooooooo dissapoint.
 
2014-01-29 09:03:22 PM

doglover: Shakespeare was right.


You don't know your Shakespeare.
 
2014-01-29 09:03:52 PM

Sgt Otter: FTA: "People are calling it 'brilliant self marketing.' I'm calling it, 'I'm just a whore that likes Legos.'"

Her self-awareness is refreshing.


I'll admit that I lol'd at that part.  Good for her.
 
2014-01-29 09:06:52 PM
static2.wikia.nocookie.net
 
2014-01-29 09:07:08 PM
I needs me some more STD's, I hope I win this
 
2014-01-29 09:07:27 PM

doglover: Lawyers are the main problem with everything. Judges, politicians, corrupt bankers: the all start as lawyers.

Shakespeare was right.


You haven't actually gone over that passage. It's about making way for tyrannical dictatorship.
 
2014-01-29 09:07:28 PM
It doesn't say that she is going to use a leaf blower.
 
2014-01-29 09:09:54 PM

2wolves: doglover: Shakespeare was right.

You don't know your Shakespeare.


Wut?


"The first thing we do, let's kill all the lawyers."
2 Henry VI, 4.2.59), Dick the Butcher to Jack Cade

I totally should have submitted one of my kid's stop motion lego videos, I would have won for sure!
 
2014-01-29 09:11:16 PM
That is one ugly chick. But then I am not 20 something.
 
2014-01-29 09:12:21 PM
Is it just me or is there some twisted feminist sexy nuance when women refer to themselves as a whores?
 
2014-01-29 09:12:57 PM

uncleacid: It doesn't say that she is going to use a leaf blower.


Flowbee

/ Blowbee?
 
2014-01-29 09:13:04 PM

WTFDYW: That is one ugly chick. But then I am not 20 something.


She's normally not that bad looking, but she kinda ruined herself with shiatty tats and an ugly hair style, and I say that as someone who has a few and usually doesn't mind them on women.
 
2014-01-29 09:13:05 PM
She's no Paige Turner.
 
2014-01-29 09:13:21 PM

HMS_Blinkin: Sgt Otter: FTA: "People are calling it 'brilliant self marketing.' I'm calling it, 'I'm just a whore that likes Legos.'"

Her self-awareness is refreshing.

I'll admit that I lol'd at that part.  Good for her.


The thing about social media self-marketing, is that being a whore who likes legos IS absolutely brilliant self-marketing. Until you go all Kanye or Bieber.
 
2014-01-29 09:13:33 PM
1) LEGO
2) Whore *who* likes LEGO... sheesh

/ since the Shakespeare was covered
 
2014-01-29 09:14:47 PM
There are days when I hate my profession.  This is one of those days.
 
2014-01-29 09:14:56 PM
This has some contest has real potential.
 
2014-01-29 09:15:38 PM
*Turnah

/I'm high
 
2014-01-29 09:16:45 PM
So, I was halfway through my lifesize replica of the Taj Mahal and then I get the news.  Bummer.  Think if I finish it, I will score big time with the chicks?
 
2014-01-29 09:16:50 PM

Dingleberry Dickwad: 2wolves: doglover: Shakespeare was right.

You don't know your Shakespeare.

Wut?


"The first thing we do, let's kill all the lawyers."
2 Henry VI, 4.2.59), Dick the Butcher to Jack Cade

I totally should have submitted one of my kid's stop motion lego videos, I would have won for sure!


The meaning of the quote is that lawyers are necessary to prevent society from falling into a bit of a chaotic state, where caprice becomes acceptable no matter how absurd or dangerous. It is a defense of lawyers.
 
2014-01-29 09:18:23 PM

wildcardjack: doglover: Lawyers are the main problem with everything. Judges, politicians, corrupt bankers: the all start as lawyers.

Shakespeare was right.

You haven't actually gone over that passage. It's about making way for tyrannical dictatorship.


I'm guessing the full passage is 'First off, we kill all the Lawyers, and then everyone will be so happy they won't care if we institute a tyrannical dictatorship.'
 
2014-01-29 09:18:26 PM
2.bp.blogspot.com

/rule 34, no exceptions
 
2014-01-29 09:18:36 PM
21st century men then:

1.bp.blogspot.com

21st century men now:
pbs.twimg.com
 
2014-01-29 09:20:08 PM
So some guy puts a lot of time and effort into probably building something that is unique, and it only rates a blow job from a Pornstar? Jeebus, you'd think at least a half hour of a private session would be the reward. All the time and effort and the reward is about five to ten minutes of her time. What a gyp.
 
2014-01-29 09:20:21 PM

Mentat: Farking lawyers.


I know right.  Why can't those wankers sod off and leave the rest of us in peace.
 
2014-01-29 09:20:24 PM
So over 100 legit *ahem* submissions, and over 500 sh*t ones.  Why doesn't she just judge from those?
 
2014-01-29 09:20:40 PM

Dingleberry Dickwad: WTFDYW: That is one ugly chick. But then I am not 20 something.

She's normally not that bad looking, but she kinda ruined herself with shiatty tats and an ugly hair style, and I say that as someone who has a few and usually doesn't mind them on women.


I agree.  I don't have any tattoos myself, but I don't mind a woman with a few.  I still like the tramp stamp.  She just went way overboard, and the Miley Cyrus inspired shaved sides of the head is one of the worst women's hairstyle looks that I can think of.
 
2014-01-29 09:23:21 PM

Kome: Dingleberry Dickwad: 2wolves: doglover: Shakespeare was right.

You don't know your Shakespeare.

Wut?


"The first thing we do, let's kill all the lawyers."
2 Henry VI, 4.2.59), Dick the Butcher to Jack Cade

I totally should have submitted one of my kid's stop motion lego videos, I would have won for sure!

The meaning of the quote is that lawyers are necessary to prevent society from falling into a bit of a chaotic state, where caprice becomes acceptable no matter how absurd or dangerous. It is a defense of lawyers.


So we should kill all the whores?
 
2014-01-29 09:23:33 PM

Anderson's Pooper: There are days when I hate my profession.  This is one of those days.


Yeah, Anderson's pooper sounds like a pretty a pretty rough gig. Must really stretch out your abilities.
 
2014-01-29 09:24:08 PM
This would have been the greatest contest ever when I was 13. But I suppose I would have been ineligible, anyway.
 
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2014-01-29 09:24:29 PM

Prey4reign: So, I was halfway through my lifesize replica of the Taj Mahal and then I get the news.  Bummer.  Think if I finish it, I will score big time with the chicks?


I think the money needed for a life size model would be more than enough to score with the chicks.
 
2014-01-29 09:25:17 PM

teenage mutant ninja rapist: Kome: Dingleberry Dickwad: 2wolves: doglover: Shakespeare was right.

You don't know your Shakespeare.

Wut?


"The first thing we do, let's kill all the lawyers."
2 Henry VI, 4.2.59), Dick the Butcher to Jack Cade

I totally should have submitted one of my kid's stop motion lego videos, I would have won for sure!

The meaning of the quote is that lawyers are necessary to prevent society from falling into a bit of a chaotic state, where caprice becomes acceptable no matter how absurd or dangerous. It is a defense of lawyers.

So we should kill all the whores?


Well, lawyers are a kind of whore, but I like the sexy kind of whore, so no. Kill the lawyers and keep the prostitutes.
 
2014-01-29 09:26:48 PM

Anderson's Pooper: There are days when I hate my profession.  This is one of those days.


Are you a lawyer or an adult film starlet?
 
2014-01-29 09:26:51 PM

BMFPitt: This would have been the greatest contest ever when I was 13. But I suppose I would have been ineligible, anyway.


Depending on how long ago you were 13, I'm reasonably sure she would have been underage too, then, making it, well, such a gray area.
 
2014-01-29 09:27:23 PM

TuteTibiImperes: and the Miley Cyrus inspired shaved sides of the head is one of the worst women's hairstyle looks that I can think of.


That's Skrillex hair.

http://girlsthatlooklikeskrillex.tumblr.com/
 
2014-01-29 09:27:49 PM
If you are a gentleman who came of age around the early '90s, you probably have about a zillion Legos, Lincoln Logs

Kids in the 90s played with Lincoln Logs? Those things were ancient when I was a kid in the 70s.
 
2014-01-29 09:28:34 PM

wildcardjack: doglover: Lawyers are the main problem with everything. Judges, politicians, corrupt bankers: the all start as lawyers.

Shakespeare was right.

You haven't actually gone over that passage. It's about making way for tyrannical dictatorship.


Yes. When Shakespeare wrote that, lawyers were still a better alternative to blood feuds.
 
2014-01-29 09:29:45 PM

moogoob: HMS_Blinkin: Sgt Otter: FTA: "People are calling it 'brilliant self marketing.' I'm calling it, 'I'm just a whore that likes Legos.'"

Her self-awareness is refreshing.

I'll admit that I lol'd at that part.  Good for her.

The thing about social media self-marketing, is that being a whore who likes legos IS absolutely brilliant self-marketing. Until you go all Kanye or Bieber.


I bet they don't like Legos.
 
2014-01-29 09:30:30 PM

Mentat: Farking lawyers.


Lawyer cliche: "You only hate us until you need us."

Everyone: "No, we pretty much hate you then too."
 
2014-01-29 09:31:45 PM

fusillade762: If you are a gentleman who came of age around the early '90s, you probably have about a zillion Legos, Lincoln Logs

Kids in the 90s played with Lincoln Logs? Those things were ancient when I was a kid in the 70s.


Lincoln Logs are pretty timeless. I grew up in the late 80s / early 90s and was able to gauge how much I liked hanging out with my friends based on whether they had Lincoln Logs, Lego, K'Nex, etc.
 
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