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(Mirror.co.uk)   A headline with something for everyone: Barack Obama's high school cannabis dealer beaten to death by gay lover in argument over flatulence   (mirror.co.uk) divider line 53
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2014-01-29 07:40:21 PM  
Thanks Obama.
 
2014-01-29 07:41:57 PM  
Farting in his face? Don't give Boehner any ideas, Mirror...
 
2014-01-29 07:42:24 PM  
Obamapot will turn your farts gay!
 
2014-01-29 07:44:10 PM  
had a habit of breaking wind in his face

We called that High School....

/Palm bomb ftw
 
2014-01-29 07:44:43 PM  
There's medical marijuana for that condition.

/I have no idea what I'm talking about
 
2014-01-29 07:45:17 PM  
How is this not an Onion article?
 
2014-01-29 07:45:33 PM  
Obama's gay lover or the pot dealer's gay lover?
 
2014-01-29 07:45:42 PM  

lindalouwho: There's medical marijuana for that condition.


Blowing smoke out your ass?

: )
 
2014-01-29 07:46:40 PM  
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

that is comedy gold

unless you're the dead guy
 
2014-01-29 07:47:04 PM  
You see!

This is why pot should not be legalized, it turns you gay, and violent, and makes you fart. Won't someone please think of the children?
 
2014-01-29 07:47:17 PM  
I salute you subby, Im not even sure what angle to troll that from.
 
2014-01-29 07:47:50 PM  

Oldiron_79: I salute you subby, Im not even sure what angle to troll that from.


Right?  It's Troll Madlibs.
 
2014-01-29 07:49:42 PM  
that stinks
 
2014-01-29 07:52:06 PM  
No knife fighting monkeys? No deal!
 
2014-01-29 07:53:08 PM  

God Is My Co-Pirate: Oldiron_79: I salute you subby, Im not even sure what angle to troll that from.

Right?  It's Troll Madlibs.


Thirded. I'm stumped. Untrollable.
 
2014-01-29 07:55:24 PM  

Oldiron_79: I salute you subby, Im not even sure what angle to troll that from.


The old news angle?  Oh... too late.

"Recently found court documents from 1991 reveal Devere killed his lover on New Year's Day 1986 - seven years after he served Obama."
 
2014-01-29 07:55:47 PM  

phlegmmo: lindalouwho: There's medical marijuana for that condition.

Blowing smoke out your ass?

: )


Ha! You, I like.
 
2014-01-29 07:58:08 PM  
This changes everything.

President Palin stands ready to take Her rightful place.
 
2014-01-29 08:02:58 PM  
... the aristocrats!
 
2014-01-29 08:03:38 PM  
Cannabis dealer? Is pot dealer suddenly politically incorrect?
 
2014-01-29 08:06:03 PM  

crotchgrabber: God Is My Co-Pirate: Oldiron_79: I salute you subby, Im not even sure what angle to troll that from.

Right?  It's Troll Madlibs.

Thirded. I'm stumped. Untrollable.


Or Subby had a stroke? o.O
 
2014-01-29 08:13:45 PM  
So where does Bammie get his pot now?
 
2014-01-29 08:15:01 PM  
Fark is really scraping the bottom of the barrel for stories when they have to go back 28 years for one.
 
2014-01-29 08:16:07 PM  

Huskadoodle: Cannabis dealer? Is pot dealer suddenly politically incorrect?


it's the official title of the cabinet position he created alongside Chief Rim Pimper and Queen of Welfare.
 
2014-01-29 08:22:20 PM  
I think President Fartbama had the NSA kill this guy. WND is reporting he had a copy of Barack Hussein's real birth certificate from Nigeria.
 
2014-01-29 08:27:19 PM  
FTA: The 37-year-old drug dealer's life was in stark contrast to those he used to supplied.

"Used to supplied"? Does that mean he started supplying them again?

FTA: He claimed Boyer ... had a habit of breaking wind in his face. [Boyer]'s life was in stark contrast to those he used to supplied.

Boyer claimed he never did these things in a clear case of "he who supplied it, denied it".
 
2014-01-29 08:27:44 PM  
wow. just wow.
 
2014-01-29 08:35:00 PM  
All those times he pushed in his stool for him and that's the thanks he gets?
 
2014-01-29 08:36:40 PM  
Obama was about 15 years old when this guy was born.


Therefore, dealing drugs to high school students when you're three years old will turn you gay.
 
2014-01-29 08:46:55 PM  

bsharitt: Obama's gay lover or the pot dealer's gay lover?

looneydesign.files.wordpress.com
 
2014-01-29 08:48:01 PM  
fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net

Potato.
 
2014-01-29 08:53:12 PM  
You know what else happened in 1986?

news.bbc.co.uk

We're through the looking glass, people.
 
2014-01-29 08:58:32 PM  
Flatus flatus FLATUUUUUS!
Does it matter?
Sha-doobee!
Shattered!  Shattered!
 
2014-01-29 09:02:44 PM  

BlackMtnMan: So where does Bammie get his pot now?


If the President of the United States does not have the wickedest secret hydroponic setup in the world, that's a  i.imgur.com.
 
2014-01-29 09:13:11 PM  
So the take-away from this is that, during the most rebellious point in your life, you are supposed to fully vet the friends you make, because if much later they become a drug dealer and kill someone, it just means wharbalgarble.
 
2014-01-29 09:14:00 PM  
This story is like someone reached in to Ted Cruz's mind to pull out what he thinks about while he's masturbating.
 
2014-01-29 09:17:52 PM  

crotchgrabber: God Is My Co-Pirate: Oldiron_79: I salute you subby, Im not even sure what angle to troll that from.

Right?  It's Troll Madlibs.

Thirded. I'm stumped. Untrollable.


i.imgur.com
 
2014-01-29 09:26:58 PM  
For bonus points...

Please tell me it happened during the State of the Union address.
 
2014-01-29 09:35:11 PM  
It's simple murder when this guy did it, but when it happened to Matthew Shepard, it was !
 
2014-01-29 09:47:11 PM  
I pass.
 
2014-01-29 09:57:29 PM  
Wait until my racist, homophobic brother-in-law hears this!

www.quickmeme.com
 
2014-01-29 10:23:31 PM  
There are "Fark ready headlines" and "FARK READY HEADLINES". This one is definitely the latter.

Thanks Subby
 
2014-01-29 10:35:03 PM  
GAYFARTGAZI!
 
2014-01-29 10:48:23 PM  
Perhaps it is a self-trolling singularity?
 
2014-01-29 11:25:19 PM  

God Is My Co-Pirate: Oldiron_79: I salute you subby, Im not even sure what angle to troll that from.

Right?  It's Troll Madlibs.


Nope, all madlibs have to contain the word penis, thats the rules.
 
2014-01-29 11:26:17 PM  

BlackMtnMan: So where does Bammie get his pot now?


US Dept of Agriculture in Oxford, MS. Where fields of the stuff grow.
 
2014-01-29 11:53:17 PM  
The National Inquirer has nothing on British tabloids. American exceptionalism, my ass.
 
2014-01-30 12:21:47 AM  

Oldiron_79: Nope, all madlibs have to contain the word penis, thats the rules.


My mom totally disagreed with this rule when I was about eight.  Grounded for a week!

/also included several other rather naughty words
//turned out pretty funny though
 
2014-01-30 12:34:20 AM  

Radak: Oldiron_79: Nope, all madlibs have to contain the word penis, thats the rules.

My mom totally disagreed with this rule when I was about eight.  Grounded for a week!

/also included several other rather naughty words
//turned out pretty funny though


Well I was halfass referencing Drawn Together.
 
2014-01-30 02:50:05 AM  
Nasty Celt
 2014-01-29 08:15:01 PM

Fark is really scraping the bottom of the barrel for stories when they have to go back 28 years for one.

DRTFA-like typing detected. NEWLY FOUND DOCUMENTS = news.
 
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