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(Examiner)   Police shoot pregnant mother's dog because, well, it's in her driveway   (examiner.com ) divider line
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2014-01-29 09:07:57 PM  
8 votes:

MartinaMcSorley: Yogimus: Expectant mother Jessica Cabrera now has a new reason to hate Mondays. Two weeks ago, the gate to her backyard in Sun Valley, Calif. was somehow left open


PUCK YOU, YOU KILLED YOUR OWN DOGS

I've had utility guys leave my side gate open.  The neighbor's kids once left the same gate open (they went into the back yard to get a ball that had come over the fence.)  Once, my front door blew open in a wind storm.  My dogs got out all three times and went to my friend's house a block away, where we have walked (on a leash) many times.  My friends had someone try to break into their house, leaving their side gate open and letting their dog escape.

I have controlled for the gate issues by locking my gates.  Utility guys and the neighbor's kids can wait for me to be home to have access to my yard.  The windstorm blowing open my front door....what ya gonna do?  Sometimes shiat happens.

My dogs getting out and being hit by a car, or being shot by a badged goon, is a haunting fear for me.  Perhaps instead of criticizing pet owners for being unable to prevent all earthly contingencies in the effort to keep their animals contained, we could, at minimum, expect cops not to shoot non-aggressive pets who are on their own properties.


Long story short, TFA does not answer the question of who let the dogs out. Who, you might wonder... who, who, who? Who let the dogs out? But that information is not in TFA.
2014-01-29 07:19:08 PM  
6 votes:
Please, people, don't call cops "Pigs" in this thread.

Swine have a purpose, provide us with tasty bacon, ham, and chops, can be cute when they're little, or roasted over a fire.

Cops are usually just power mad assholes who want reasons to kill something and serve no purpose.

So, please, don't insult the pigs.
2014-01-30 12:05:45 AM  
2 votes:

Monkeyfark Ridiculous: Interesting patchwork of trolls.

ITG coward with pants-pissing fear of small animals.
White Knight of the Order of the Naíve LEO
Various Illiterates
Pigstickers
Gun Threadshiatter
and a partridge in a pear tree

Who will emerge victorious?


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2014-01-29 09:28:16 PM  
2 votes:
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"Ohhh, my, wotta MAYIN!"
2014-01-30 01:31:18 AM  
1 vote:
Well, you know, the flip side of this "OMG copz are teh killr pigz" argument is the fact that the dog was a pit bull. And if there is anything that people freak out about more than a cop, it's a pit bull. Had this been a headline about "Pit bull eats six cats, bites child in half" we'd have seen an equal number of raving Farkers screeching about how pit bulls are dogs from hell and shouldn't be allowed in countries with more than three people. Don't bother denying it, I've seen those threads.

If cops are overanxious to kill pit bulls, it's because people lose their minds around pit bulls, wanting them all shot to death and the survivors shot to death again. Any time a pit bull has hurt or killed anything, the neighbors are screaming about how the cops showed up and DIDN'T kill it and the ITGs are in force saying they'd have killed it twice if only they'd been there.

So sorry, if the police went ahead and shot a pit bull no matter who the owner was or how unmenacingly the dog was walking down the driveway, remember it was OMG A KILLER PIT BULL! and the default position is that pit bulls all must die. The reason the cops didn't "handle the situation differently" is because if they had, someone would have been saying "But it was a killer pit bull! They should have shot it anyway just in case!" Make up your minds, people. Is it a nice sweet pit bull that police should give the benefit of the doubt; or is it a deadly killer pit bull that they should preemptively kill because pit bullz? Pick one. You don't get it both ways.
2014-01-30 12:31:17 AM  
1 vote:

Dwight_Yeast: PolyHatSnake: doglover: aseras: If a cop or anyone ever shoots one if my dogs, the video I make of their slow death will be the best liveleak or YouTube video ever. They will wish the sarlacc pit existed.

"The Iceman", famous serial killer cum hitman, claimed to have tied people up and left them in abandoned caves with a camcorder running. After a few minutes, rats would come and start to feed on the person, who couldn't break their bonds. The screaming would last for hours, he said. He, a psychotic serial killer, said it disturbed him to see those videos.

I've read many inventive horrors in fiction, but that interview is allegedy true and takes the whole damn cake.

Wait wait stop!
How do you train rats to eat people who are tied up in caves?

...cause I got a few candidates in mind...

I believe "The Iceman" also turned out to be a pathological liar.



This is the worst Top Gun sequel ever.
2014-01-29 10:05:11 PM  
1 vote:

NickelP: So how many of you that believe the neighbor was full of shiat, and the cop just shot the dog because he was having a boring day gave this chick money? I hope you are helping her in her time of need.


That's one way to say "I'm losing this argument".
2014-01-29 10:03:20 PM  
1 vote:
Interesting patchwork of trolls.

ITG coward with pants-pissing fear of small animals.
White Knight of the Order of the Naíve LEO
Various Illiterates
Pigstickers
Gun Threadshiatter
and a partridge in a pear tree

Who will emerge victorious?
2014-01-29 10:02:14 PM  
1 vote:

cantsleep: C'Mon Fark, make up your mind. Either cops are violent buttheads who are a menace towards society, or the only ones who should have access to guns. You can't have it both ways.


That's the weirdest false dichotomy ever.
2014-01-29 09:46:12 PM  
1 vote:
Every time a cop catches a bullet, an angel gets its wings.
2014-01-29 09:40:39 PM  
1 vote:

NickelP: who seem to get in a confrontation


According to the report.  Pussies shouldn't be allowed to own murder licenses, let alone the weaponry.  The culture of steroidier and  tough monkeyer than thou needs to crawl up its own ass and die.
2014-01-29 09:23:29 PM  
1 vote:

Yogimus: MartinaMcSorley: Yogimus: Expectant mother Jessica Cabrera now has a new reason to hate Mondays. Two weeks ago, the gate to her backyard in Sun Valley, Calif. was somehow left open


PUCK YOU, YOU KILLED YOUR OWN DOGS

I've had utility guys leave my side gate open.  The neighbor's kids once left the same gate open (they went into the back yard to get a ball that had come over the fence.)  Once, my front door blew open in a wind storm.  My dogs got out all three times and went to my friend's house a block away, where we have walked (on a leash) many times.  My friends had someone try to break into their house, leaving their side gate open and letting their dog escape.

I have controlled for the gate issues by locking my gates.  Utility guys and the neighbor's kids can wait for me to be home to have access to my yard.  The windstorm blowing open my front door....what ya gonna do?  Sometimes shiat happens.

My dogs getting out and being hit by a car, or being shot by a badged goon, is a haunting fear for me.  Perhaps instead of criticizing pet owners for being unable to prevent all earthly contingencies in the effort to keep their animals contained, we could, at minimum, expect cops not to shoot non-aggressive pets who are on their own properties.

Cop gets called for loose dog. Sees loose animal. Animal "peacefully" approaches cop. Cop sees animal charge him, does NOT know that the dog lives there, it is LOOSE as in NOT fenced in or tied up.

YOU KILLED TOUR DOG.  If a dog, over 40lb runs at me, and I am carrying, I will shoot that dog without feeling bad, and charge you for the bullet


Are you a police officer?
2014-01-29 09:12:02 PM  
1 vote:
If a cop or anyone ever shoots one if my dogs, the video I make of their slow death will be the best liveleak or YouTube video ever. They will wish the sarlacc pit existed.
2014-01-29 09:11:27 PM  
1 vote:
Ah, yes, yet another "my pit bull's a sweetie, but some cop shot it because it was just walking around, handing out leaflets and flowers" story.
2014-01-29 09:11:11 PM  
1 vote:

Kyro: [cdn.theatlanticcities.com image 700x439]


Who was the sorry farker who died by cow?
2014-01-29 09:09:16 PM  
1 vote:
Are police trained exclusively using Call of Duty these days or something?
2014-01-29 09:06:27 PM  
1 vote:
What is it about being a cop that automatically makes someone a pussy?

Well, either they are pussies or I am a hero of epic proportions given that I've been around dogs my entire life and have never had to shoot one to control the situation.
2014-01-29 08:59:55 PM  
1 vote:
cdn.theatlanticcities.com
2014-01-29 08:54:41 PM  
1 vote:
Whoa, whoa - calm down the anger guys.  They're cops and they can do whatever they want.  Who are you to say otherwise?  The officer standing outside your door would like to know.
2014-01-29 08:51:34 PM  
1 vote:
God bless our heroic, brave boys in blue.
2014-01-29 04:32:57 PM  
1 vote:
The pregnant mother is irrelevant.

The cop shot a dog on its own property. He(the cop) is three kind of crazy killer and ten kinds of chickenshiat pussy. At least the dog survived, but seriously this cop is the Dorner.
 
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