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2014-01-29 10:13:11 PM  
So what have we learned?

Cops shooting innocent people, pets and bystanders is becoming not only prolix, but clichè.

Some people will try and affect their squinty, "ah you don't know nothin' " authority pose to defend this.

This happens in spite of every day people noticing that the pooch has a huge dick in it's ass.  The questions is, why?  What do they hope to gain as far as forbearance from a violent, insular culture that has openly displayed their complete disdain for anybody that doesn't have the same costume?
 
2014-01-29 10:14:52 PM  
cops - they just have to shoot something, anything.
 
2014-01-29 10:17:58 PM  

mooseyfate: kortex: Pitbulls are an extremely dangerous breed that shouldn't be allowed to be bred. Children, adults and other pets are all at risk of attack. I see nothing wrong with what the officers did except that they didn't put it down for good.

Trolls don't even farking try anymore, this shiat is just sad.


Not trolling son.  I've shot three pitbulls for coming after our cats.  I'm sorry that you live in a sheltered world where pitbulls are cuddly doggies.
 
2014-01-29 10:19:00 PM  

bullsballs: Kyro: [cdn.theatlanticcities.com image 700x439]

We need to raise that gunshot number, take head shots, they wear body armor...


For a certain value of "wear body armor", a growing percentage of police are so girthy they can't strap their vests and have to wear back plates front and back.
 
2014-01-29 10:19:01 PM  

Farkhole: NickelP: Farkhole: NickelP: Farkhole: NickelP: Yeah I'm sorry to kill the fark cops circle jerk. Some chick llet's her pit bull out, it makes a neighbor scared enough to call the cops, who seem to get in a confrontation with it leading to it getting shot, and I am soppossed to be outraged because her kick starter, ya know the one where she is begging for money, says it was just peacefully prancing around while the cop decided to shoot it for no reason. And she knows this because she was inside and didn't witness it. Come on

Yeah Dogs kill cops non-stop.  Tazer? Milkbone? Act like a normal person and don't get bit like everyone else? If you can't handle a dog don't handle a gun.

/Dog owner
//Gun owner

Normal people don't get bit by dogs now?

I've gotten bit before. Not sure that makes me normal, but I didn't have to kill the dog. So I'm not normal?

Police called about a dog and they don't call animal control?  Deadly force is the only way?

You are the one who said to act like a normal person and not get bit.

Hey if you can't out smart a dog that's on you. Try getting back in your car and calling animal control, the owners, for help.  Or just lock and load and fire away at all the house pets.


OK let's go through that.

the cop shows up (agreed animal control should have been called, but that is a dispatch problem, its not fair to nail the cop). For whatever reason the cop thinks the dog is agressive and dangerous. You really think the correct response is to get back in his car and if anyone else near by gets bit then it sucks to be them? How the hell does he know who owns it or get their contact info? Also at least here, animal control can't shoot a dog. They request police assistance if that has to happen.

you all may not trust cops, but if they just said 'oh fark that dogs cray cray, bail' then it attacked someone you'd be calling the cop a pussy for not handling it.

yeah cops make a hell of a lot of mistakes. I am not from LA but they seem to have that down to a science. Maybe they farked this up, but it seems more likellylikely than not that there is a lot more than the article says.
 
2014-01-29 10:19:26 PM  

Dwight_Yeast: Here in the States, we chose a third way, where we give high school graduates as little training as we can possibly get away with, arm them heavily and drop them into a culture of criminality and double-dealing which is often worse INSIDE the police station than it is outside.


Where did you get this silly notion that being a high school graduate is a requirement for being a cop in the US?

/silly human
 
2014-01-29 10:20:59 PM  

NickelP: mooseyfate: NickelP: So how many of you that believe the neighbor was full of shiat, and the cop just shot the dog because he was having a boring day gave this chick money? I hope you are helping her in her time of need.

That's one way to say "I'm losing this argument".

That's one way to say 'I want to pile on but fark no I don't believe in it enough to put my money behind it'


LOL. Behind what? The guy who shot the dog should pay for it.
 
2014-01-29 10:21:07 PM  

doglover: Kyro: [cdn.theatlanticcities.com image 700x439]

Who was the sorry farker who died by cow?


static4.wikia.nocookie.net
 
2014-01-29 10:22:14 PM  

HindiDiscoMonster: NickelP: HindiDiscoMonster: NickelP: HindiDiscoMonster: NickelP: So how many of you that believe the neighbor was full of shiat, and the cop just shot the dog because he was having a boring day gave this chick money? I hope you are helping her in her time of need.

I am sure those of us that can afford to are, however, people like you who believe that the boys in blue are perfect and can do no wrong would never help someone like her.

I didn't say they are perfect, I said that story sounds like bullshiat

you have a pattern of believing the cop.... always.

/just sayin'

Like when else? I usually attack the shiat out of them. I just am hesitant to believe some girl who is asking for money and didn't even see what happened. More so when one independent party was scared enough to call the cops and then the cop felt the need to shoot .. You might disagree with my conclusion but you can't tell me that piece doesn't read biased.

This isn't you right?


I don't know what that is but my bad I thought we were discussing. Congrats on the troll.
 
2014-01-29 10:25:07 PM  

kortex: mooseyfate: kortex: Pitbulls are an extremely dangerous breed that shouldn't be allowed to be bred. Children, adults and other pets are all at risk of attack. I see nothing wrong with what the officers did except that they didn't put it down for good.

Trolls don't even farking try anymore, this shiat is just sad.

Not trolling son.  I've shot three pitbulls for coming after our cats.  I'm sorry that you live in a sheltered world where pitbulls are cuddly doggies.


Yeah I live in that dogs chase cats world.  If I don't like what they do I kill em. lol  You ever shoot your cats for chasing mice?
 
2014-01-29 10:26:59 PM  

bunner: Cops shooting innocent people, pets and bystanders is becoming not only prolix, but clichè.


Prolix?
 
2014-01-29 10:29:59 PM  

Lipspinach: bunner: Cops shooting innocent people, pets and bystanders is becoming not only prolix, but clichè.

Prolix?


Yeah.  Long winded.  Hundreds of pages.  Long and mind.  Whole bunch of that sh*t.
 
2014-01-29 10:31:49 PM  

Monkeyfark Ridiculous: NickelP: mooseyfate: NickelP: So how many of you that believe the neighbor was full of shiat, and the cop just shot the dog because he was having a boring day gave this chick money? I hope you are helping her in her time of need.

That's one way to say "I'm losing this argument".

That's one way to say 'I want to pile on but fark no I don't believe in it enough to put my money behind it'

LOL. Behind what? The guy who shot the dog should pay for it.


If he was wrong yeah.

we just have an article about someone asking for money to sue the police, and pay the vet (theoretically, she could spend this on anything) based on her account of an event that she didn't see. If there was more to this to convince me what she thinks happened in face did I'd toss a few bucks at her and be out raged. As it stands her case is pretty iffy. I'm curious why they didn't even bother interviewing the neighbor, or officer, or request a comment from the police department.
 
2014-01-29 10:32:19 PM  

NickelP: Farkhole: NickelP: Farkhole: NickelP: Farkhole: NickelP: Yeah I'm sorry to kill the fark cops circle jerk. Some chick llet's her pit bull out, it makes a neighbor scared enough to call the cops, who seem to get in a confrontation with it leading to it getting shot, and I am soppossed to be outraged because her kick starter, ya know the one where she is begging for money, says it was just peacefully prancing around while the cop decided to shoot it for no reason. And she knows this because she was inside and didn't witness it. Come on

Yeah Dogs kill cops non-stop.  Tazer? Milkbone? Act like a normal person and don't get bit like everyone else? If you can't handle a dog don't handle a gun.

/Dog owner
//Gun owner

Normal people don't get bit by dogs now?

I've gotten bit before. Not sure that makes me normal, but I didn't have to kill the dog. So I'm not normal?

Police called about a dog and they don't call animal control?  Deadly force is the only way?

You are the one who said to act like a normal person and not get bit.

Hey if you can't out smart a dog that's on you. Try getting back in your car and calling animal control, the owners, for help.  Or just lock and load and fire away at all the house pets.

OK let's go through that.

the cop shows up (agreed animal control should have been called, but that is a dispatch problem, its not fair to nail the cop). For whatever reason the cop thinks the dog is agressive and dangerous. You really think the correct response is to get back in his car and if anyone else near by gets bit then it sucks to be them? How the hell does he know who owns it or get their contact info? Also at least here, animal control can't shoot a dog. They request police assistance if that has to happen.

you all may not trust cops, but if they just said 'oh fark that dogs cray cray, bail' then it attacked someone you'd be calling the cop a pussy for not handling it.

yeah cops make a hell of a lot of mistakes. I am not from LA but they see ...


I don't know what cray cray means but ok you speak a different dialect.
1. Cops can call animal control.
2. Get back in the car not to get bit is one solution. You can get back out if civilians are being tooth raped.
3. If the cop had been bit then he can decide to shoot not before.
4. He was dispatched to the call by 911 they know the address and can contact them believe it or not. They have radios and cell phones
5. Fire a warning shot? Not a good idea but an idea to scare a dog
6. You want a cop that can't handle a house pet to show up to your house?
7. I'm done cuz you said cray cray
 
2014-01-29 10:39:37 PM  

HindiDiscoMonster: NickelP: OK let's go through that.

the cop shows up (agreed animal control should have been called, but that is a dispatch problem, its not fair to nail the cop). For whatever reason the cop thinks the dog is agressive and dangerous. You really think the correct response is to get back in his car and if anyone else near by gets bit then it sucks to be them? How the hell does he know who owns it or get their contact info? Also at least here, animal control can't shoot a dog. They request police assistance if that has to happen.

you all may not trust cops, but if they just said 'oh fark that dogs cray cray, bail' then it attacked someone you'd be calling the cop a pussy for not handling it.

yeah cops make a hell of a lot of mistakes. I am not from LA but they seem to have that down to a science. Maybe they farked this up, but it seems more likellylikely than not that there is a lot more than the article says.

Lets start with:

1. Are you in someone's yard?
...a. yes - knock on door
...b. no - does dog have tag?
......1. yes - get tag info (with taser in hand for safety)
......2. no - is dog aggressive (not "it's comin' right at us aggressive, but actually aggressive)
.........a. yes - shoot to kill
.........b. no - get dog in back of squad car, wait for animal control
2. busy-body neighbours, or neighbours who believe in the police are the problem
3. cops have access to information data bases that we citizens do not, including phone numbers - unlisted too.
4. critical thought should be a job requirement for a cop, not their kryptonite.


They got out and approached the dogs. One ran away one approached them. If it did so aggressively everything you said is pretty tough to do.

also did anyone google this? I can't find a single reference outside of fark, the examiner, and her kick starter. You all don't find that slightly odd?
 
2014-01-29 10:44:37 PM  

doglover: The pregnant mother is irrelevant.

The cop shot a dog on its own property. He(the cop) is three kind of crazy killer and ten kinds of chickenshiat pussy. At least the dog survived, but seriously this cop is the Dorner.


Yeah, this. Why do I care if the owner is pregnant or not, if the dog was not doing anything bad when it was shot? Would it have been okay if the owner was a 6'8" beer drinking trucker?
 
2014-01-29 10:46:24 PM  
If this were a court of law, the floor would be laden with sustained objections to the point where the barristers couldn't see to navigate to the bench.
 
2014-01-29 10:49:15 PM  

HindiDiscoMonster: NickelP: They got out and approached the dogs. One ran away one approached them. If it did so aggressively everything you said is pretty tough to do.

also did anyone google this? I can't find a single reference outside of fark, the examiner, and her kick starter. You all don't find that slightly odd?

I did make a mistake on one thing... shoot to kill is an immediate action if "it's going to kill me"...
Lots of things don't make the local news... so no, not odd (or at least it wouldn't be down here)

Anyway, I must hit the hay... I have to see the doctor early in the mornin... so goodnight.


Good night. I hope he or she fixes you
 
2014-01-29 10:50:59 PM  

NickelP: HindiDiscoMonster: NickelP: OK let's go through that.

the cop shows up (agreed animal control should have been called, but that is a dispatch problem, its not fair to nail the cop). For whatever reason the cop thinks the dog is agressive and dangerous. You really think the correct response is to get back in his car and if anyone else near by gets bit then it sucks to be them? How the hell does he know who owns it or get their contact info? Also at least here, animal control can't shoot a dog. They request police assistance if that has to happen.

you all may not trust cops, but if they just said 'oh fark that dogs cray cray, bail' then it attacked someone you'd be calling the cop a pussy for not handling it.

yeah cops make a hell of a lot of mistakes. I am not from LA but they seem to have that down to a science. Maybe they farked this up, but it seems more likellylikely than not that there is a lot more than the article says.

Lets start with:

1. Are you in someone's yard?
...a. yes - knock on door
...b. no - does dog have tag?
......1. yes - get tag info (with taser in hand for safety)
......2. no - is dog aggressive (not "it's comin' right at us aggressive, but actually aggressive)
.........a. yes - shoot to kill
.........b. no - get dog in back of squad car, wait for animal control
2. busy-body neighbours, or neighbours who believe in the police are the problem
3. cops have access to information data bases that we citizens do not, including phone numbers - unlisted too.
4. critical thought should be a job requirement for a cop, not their kryptonite.

They got out and approached the dogs. One ran away one approached them. If it did so aggressively everything you said is pretty tough to do.

also did anyone google this? I can't find a single reference outside of fark, the examiner, and her kick starter. You all don't find that slightly odd?


Yeah it's a conspiracy. She must be rich now by getting her dog shot.  Note to self...
 
2014-01-29 10:54:37 PM  
and this is why there should be mandatory psychiatric exams every six months for cops, and fail one your suspended with pay for 2 months to try to get your shiat together, then your retested and if you fail again your fired,    if you pass you keep your job but if you have more than two cycles of this you will be assigned a desk job.
 
2014-01-29 10:56:39 PM  

kortex: mooseyfate: kortex: Pitbulls are an extremely dangerous breed that shouldn't be allowed to be bred. Children, adults and other pets are all at risk of attack. I see nothing wrong with what the officers did except that they didn't put it down for good.

Trolls don't even farking try anymore, this shiat is just sad.

Not trolling son.  I've shot three pitbulls for coming after our cats.  I'm sorry that you live in a sheltered world where pitbulls are cuddly doggies.


They are awesome dogs. It's owners that suck (and dumb farks like you too) Any dog can be turned mean. 
I can't believe you're afraid of a specific breed. You're farking pussy. I'm no more afraid of my dog than I am of my own kid.
 
2014-01-29 11:01:12 PM  

bunner: If this were a court of law, the floor would be laden with sustained objections to the point where the barristers couldn't see to navigate to the bench.


Dafuq are there barristers doing in a US courtroom? They're not bar members.
 
2014-01-29 11:03:23 PM  

Yogimus: MartinaMcSorley: Yogimus: Expectant mother Jessica Cabrera now has a new reason to hate Mondays. Two weeks ago, the gate to her backyard in Sun Valley, Calif. was somehow left open


PUCK YOU, YOU KILLED YOUR OWN DOGS

I've had utility guys leave my side gate open.  The neighbor's kids once left the same gate open (they went into the back yard to get a ball that had come over the fence.)  Once, my front door blew open in a wind storm.  My dogs got out all three times and went to my friend's house a block away, where we have walked (on a leash) many times.  My friends had someone try to break into their house, leaving their side gate open and letting their dog escape.

I have controlled for the gate issues by locking my gates.  Utility guys and the neighbor's kids can wait for me to be home to have access to my yard.  The windstorm blowing open my front door....what ya gonna do?  Sometimes shiat happens.

My dogs getting out and being hit by a car, or being shot by a badged goon, is a haunting fear for me.  Perhaps instead of criticizing pet owners for being unable to prevent all earthly contingencies in the effort to keep their animals contained, we could, at minimum, expect cops not to shoot non-aggressive pets who are on their own properties.

Cop gets called for loose dog. Sees loose animal. Animal "peacefully" approaches cop. Cop sees animal charge him, does NOT know that the dog lives there, it is LOOSE as in NOT fenced in or tied up.

YOU KILLED TOUR DOG.  If a dog, over 40lb runs at me, and I am carrying, I will shoot that dog without feeling bad, and charge you for the bullet


do that to my dog ITG and i will have you arrested and also file a civil suit against you.
 
2014-01-29 11:13:56 PM  

Yogimus: MartinaMcSorley: Yogimus: Expectant mother Jessica Cabrera now has a new reason to hate Mondays. Two weeks ago, the gate to her backyard in Sun Valley, Calif. was somehow left open


PUCK YOU, YOU KILLED YOUR OWN DOGS

I've had utility guys leave my side gate open.  The neighbor's kids once left the same gate open (they went into the back yard to get a ball that had come over the fence.)  Once, my front door blew open in a wind storm.  My dogs got out all three times and went to my friend's house a block away, where we have walked (on a leash) many times.  My friends had someone try to break into their house, leaving their side gate open and letting their dog escape.

I have controlled for the gate issues by locking my gates.  Utility guys and the neighbor's kids can wait for me to be home to have access to my yard.  The windstorm blowing open my front door....what ya gonna do?  Sometimes shiat happens.

My dogs getting out and being hit by a car, or being shot by a badged goon, is a haunting fear for me.  Perhaps instead of criticizing pet owners for being unable to prevent all earthly contingencies in the effort to keep their animals contained, we could, at minimum, expect cops not to shoot non-aggressive pets who are on their own properties.

Cop gets called for loose dog. Sees loose animal. Animal "peacefully" approaches cop. Cop sees animal charge him, does NOT know that the dog lives there, it is LOOSE as in NOT fenced in or tied up.

YOU KILLED TOUR DOG.  If a dog, over 40lb runs at me, and I am carrying, I will shoot that dog without feeling bad, and charge you for the bullet


no, here's the thing,troll.

There are things called 'dogcatchers' that are tasked with capturing loose or problem animals.
If your pet escapes from your property for some reason but does not cause physical harm to others it does not warrant a gottdam death sentence.
 
2014-01-29 11:18:04 PM  

Uncle Bester: Yogimus: MartinaMcSorley: Yogimus: Expectant mother Jessica Cabrera now has a new reason to hate Mondays. Two weeks ago, the gate to her backyard in Sun Valley, Calif. was somehow left open


PUCK YOU, YOU KILLED YOUR OWN DOGS

I've had utility guys leave my side gate open.  The neighbor's kids once left the same gate open (they went into the back yard to get a ball that had come over the fence.)  Once, my front door blew open in a wind storm.  My dogs got out all three times and went to my friend's house a block away, where we have walked (on a leash) many times.  My friends had someone try to break into their house, leaving their side gate open and letting their dog escape.

I have controlled for the gate issues by locking my gates.  Utility guys and the neighbor's kids can wait for me to be home to have access to my yard.  The windstorm blowing open my front door....what ya gonna do?  Sometimes shiat happens.

My dogs getting out and being hit by a car, or being shot by a badged goon, is a haunting fear for me.  Perhaps instead of criticizing pet owners for being unable to prevent all earthly contingencies in the effort to keep their animals contained, we could, at minimum, expect cops not to shoot non-aggressive pets who are on their own properties.

Cop gets called for loose dog. Sees loose animal. Animal "peacefully" approaches cop. Cop sees animal charge him, does NOT know that the dog lives there, it is LOOSE as in NOT fenced in or tied up.

YOU KILLED TOUR DOG.  If a dog, over 40lb runs at me, and I am carrying, I will shoot that dog without feeling bad, and charge you for the bullet

no, here's the thing,troll.

There are things called 'dogcatchers' that are tasked with capturing loose or problem animals.
If your pet escapes from your property for some reason but does not cause physical harm to others it does not warrant a gottdam death sentence.


I didn't issue the death sentence. YOU did when you let the dog run loose and unsupervised.
 
2014-01-29 11:20:32 PM  

grimlock1972: and this is why there should be mandatory psychiatric exams every six months for cops, and fail one your suspended with pay for 2 months to try to get your shiat together, then your retested and if you fail again your fired,    if you pass you keep your job but if you have more than two cycles of this you will be assigned a desk job.


It's not a bad idea.
 
2014-01-29 11:23:39 PM  
2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2014-01-29 11:31:04 PM  
FTA: Cabrera does not understand why the LAPD didn't approach the situation differently.

They didn't approach it differently because they're sadistic psychopaths who will take every opportunity they have to legally kill.  They enjoy killing.  They're subhuman animals.
 
2014-01-29 11:32:23 PM  
Life is precious because it ends.

The people and animals that make us feel loved and wanted and needed that fill our days with a sense of belonging and purpose are the lives we hold most dear, and as such, we pray they end as a result of old age, entropy and the inevitability of that natural end.

The people who would tear that from us for ego, hubris, profit or to reinforce their bloated sense of being above being called to task for their misdeeds are always going to be on the sh*tty end of the stick when we honestly evaluate the things in this life that matter.  As they should be.  And if we keep giving them power, we'll be a graveyard stocked with the hopes and dreams of the innocent, that were used for bogroll by the spiteful, vindictive and sadistic.

We can either start firing these people while we still can reach the lever or just tuck our heads up our asses and snapchat our GTA scores to our wai cool BFFs until mom's SUV, our Visa cards and 30/5 mbp/s internet connections no longer insulate us from the sh*tstorm of criminality from those to whom we would grant authority starts landing on OUR lawns.  And you will be found by history to be desiccated in a prone position, hand on your ass, Pompeii stylee, waiting for people to be moved by your story of "but I thought it couldn't happen here."
 
2014-01-29 11:32:47 PM  

Monkeyfark Ridiculous: Monkeyfark Ridiculous: Interesting patchwork of trolls.

ITG coward with pants-pissing fear of small animals.
White Knight of the Order of the Naíve LEO
Various Illiterates
Pigstickers
Gun Threadshiatter
and a partridge in a pear tree

Who will emerge victorious?

And a bonus Dog of Peace!

My money's on that guy.

Ok, that made me laugh. I'm gonna remember that,

 
2014-01-29 11:32:58 PM  

NickelP: HindiDiscoMonster: NickelP: HindiDiscoMonster: NickelP: So how many of you that believe the neighbor was full of shiat, and the cop just shot the dog because he was having a boring day gave this chick money? I hope you are helping her in her time of need.

I am sure those of us that can afford to are, however, people like you who believe that the boys in blue are perfect and can do no wrong would never help someone like her.

I didn't say they are perfect, I said that story sounds like bullshiat

you have a pattern of believing the cop.... always.

/just sayin'

Like when else? I usually attack the shiat out of them. I just am hesitant to believe some girl who is asking for money and didn't even see what happened. More so when one independent party was scared enough to call the cops and then the cop felt the need to shoot .. You might disagree with my conclusion but you can't tell me that piece doesn't read biased.


It makes you wonder why a concerned neighbor wouldn't call the owner or go over to the owner's house and tell her that her dogs are loose. And who calls the police and not animal control?
 
2014-01-29 11:35:06 PM  

tarheel07: NickelP: HindiDiscoMonster: NickelP: HindiDiscoMonster: NickelP: So how many of you that believe the neighbor was full of shiat, and the cop just shot the dog because he was having a boring day gave this chick money? I hope you are helping her in her time of need.

I am sure those of us that can afford to are, however, people like you who believe that the boys in blue are perfect and can do no wrong would never help someone like her.

I didn't say they are perfect, I said that story sounds like bullshiat

you have a pattern of believing the cop.... always.

/just sayin'

Like when else? I usually attack the shiat out of them. I just am hesitant to believe some girl who is asking for money and didn't even see what happened. More so when one independent party was scared enough to call the cops and then the cop felt the need to shoot .. You might disagree with my conclusion but you can't tell me that piece doesn't read biased.

It makes you wonder why a concerned neighbor wouldn't call the owner or go over to the owner's house and tell her that her dogs are loose. And who calls the police and not animal control?


People that see a pitbull and  Nuge their pants.
 
2014-01-29 11:44:40 PM  
Today's pig is tomorrow's bacon.
 
2014-01-29 11:56:35 PM  

doglover: aseras: If a cop or anyone ever shoots one if my dogs, the video I make of their slow death will be the best liveleak or YouTube video ever. They will wish the sarlacc pit existed.

"The Iceman", famous serial killer cum hitman, claimed to have tied people up and left them in abandoned caves with a camcorder running. After a few minutes, rats would come and start to feed on the person, who couldn't break their bonds. The screaming would last for hours, he said. He, a psychotic serial killer, said it disturbed him to see those videos.

I've read many inventive horrors in fiction, but that interview is allegedy true and takes the whole damn cake.


Wait wait stop!
How do you train rats to eat people who are tied up in caves?

...cause I got a few candidates in mind...
 
2014-01-29 11:58:21 PM  

PaLarkin: Dwight_Yeast: Here in the States, we chose a third way, where we give high school graduates as little training as we can possibly get away with, arm them heavily and drop them into a culture of criminality and double-dealing which is often worse INSIDE the police station than it is outside.

Where did you get this silly notion that being a high school graduate is a requirement for being a cop in the US?

/silly human


Local requirements here in Philly.  You have to have a diploma to become a cop (or have served a full tour in the military).  To become a detective, you have to have some college credits, but you can go to the local community college and fulfill the requirement.

We have a police academy, but the city won't fully fund it, so cops get a few weeks of training instead of the months they're supposed to get, and they have a hard time keeping the firing range open.

Personally, I'd rather the city was patrolled by fully-trained Marines and that we sent the PPD to Afghanistan.  It would make things better in every way possible, and I'd have no worries about interacting with the police.
 
2014-01-29 11:59:57 PM  
They film us.  We need to film them.

There are many low cost options for your home and person that protect you, and i suppose your pets, from the now militarized police and their tyranny.

Photography is not a crime.

http://photographyisnotacrime.com/ 

/cops lie
 
2014-01-30 12:05:45 AM  

Monkeyfark Ridiculous: Interesting patchwork of trolls.

ITG coward with pants-pissing fear of small animals.
White Knight of the Order of the Naíve LEO
Various Illiterates
Pigstickers
Gun Threadshiatter
and a partridge in a pear tree

Who will emerge victorious?


global.fncstatic.com
 
2014-01-30 12:07:41 AM  

Boo_Guy: Some cops used to go their whole career without drawing or firing a gun,  these days it seems like they're just itching to pull the trigger.

I wonder if it would have been better to just put the dog down,  it looks like it took some pretty nasty trauma.

/poor dog


Since being a "gun enthusiast" is a prerequisite for becoming a cop these days, expect more and more of this. These guys really want to prove they're a hero by shooting something.
 
2014-01-30 12:09:29 AM  

doglover: Uchiha_Cycliste: teenage mutant ninja rapist: Uchiha_Cycliste: teenage mutant ninja rapist: doglover: The pregnant mother is irrelevant.

The cop shot a dog on its own property. He(the cop) is three kind of crazy killer and ten kinds of chickenshiat pussy. At least the dog survived, but seriously this cop is the Dorner.

Dont sully the good saint dorners name by comparing him to this arsehole. Atleast dorner went for other cops, not animals.

Bull shiat, he killed a bunch of innocent people in his rampage starting with a twenty something year old girl and her husband. You really think he was a good guy?

A good guy nope, but I also dont think people have looked at the LAPD the same since. Kind of a necessary evil if you will.
The LAPD did more damage to the public than he did.

No, they didn't. They may have shot at folks but he certainly killed more innocent and undeserving people than they did.

He killed two innocent people and a deputy, who doesn't count as an innocent because they were exchanging fire. Even if we count him, that's still only 3 innocents and a couple wounds.

LAPD causes more deaths than that per year. And usually, they waste a lot more bullets to do it, too. So not only do they donmore harm, but they do it poorly.


I think you are unfairly comparing apples and oranges, by looking at all of LAPD for all time and Dorner for only a small period. A fair comparison (in my mind) would be to compare the LAPD and Dorner for only the span of time that he was on his murder spree.  Otherwise it's like saying pope Benedict did less damage than the Spanish Inquisition.
 
2014-01-30 12:09:35 AM  

Yogimus: MartinaMcSorley: Yogimus: Expectant mother Jessica Cabrera now has a new reason to hate Mondays. Two weeks ago, the gate to her backyard in Sun Valley, Calif. was somehow left open


PUCK YOU, YOU KILLED YOUR OWN DOGS

I've had utility guys leave my side gate open.  The neighbor's kids once left the same gate open (they went into the back yard to get a ball that had come over the fence.)  Once, my front door blew open in a wind storm.  My dogs got out all three times and went to my friend's house a block away, where we have walked (on a leash) many times.  My friends had someone try to break into their house, leaving their side gate open and letting their dog escape.

I have controlled for the gate issues by locking my gates.  Utility guys and the neighbor's kids can wait for me to be home to have access to my yard.  The windstorm blowing open my front door....what ya gonna do?  Sometimes shiat happens.

My dogs getting out and being hit by a car, or being shot by a badged goon, is a haunting fear for me.  Perhaps instead of criticizing pet owners for being unable to prevent all earthly contingencies in the effort to keep their animals contained, we could, at minimum, expect cops not to shoot non-aggressive pets who are on their own properties.

Cop gets called for loose dog. Sees loose animal. Animal "peacefully" approaches cop. Cop sees animal charge him, does NOT know that the dog lives there, it is LOOSE as in NOT fenced in or tied up.

YOU KILLED TOUR DOG.  If a dog, over 40lb runs at me, and I am carrying, I will shoot that dog without feeling bad, and charge you for the bullet


Ladies and gentlemen, your "responsible gun owner."
 
2014-01-30 12:12:28 AM  

kortex: mooseyfate: kortex: Pitbulls are an extremely dangerous breed that shouldn't be allowed to be bred. Children, adults and other pets are all at risk of attack. I see nothing wrong with what the officers did except that they didn't put it down for good.

Trolls don't even farking try anymore, this shiat is just sad.

Not trolling son.  I've shot three pitbulls for coming after our cats.  I'm sorry that you live in a sheltered world where pitbulls are cuddly doggies.


What are your cats doing outside?
 
2014-01-30 12:23:06 AM  

GoldSpider: Boo_Guy: Some cops used to go their whole career without drawing or firing a gun,  these days it seems like they're just itching to pull the trigger.

I wonder if it would have been better to just put the dog down,  it looks like it took some pretty nasty trauma.

/poor dog

Since being a "gun enthusiast" is a prerequisite for becoming a cop these days, expect more and more of this. These guys really want to prove they're a hero by shooting something.


I'm really hoping the pendulum swings the other way soon,  back to the officer friendly / Andy Griffin type cops but I'm really doubting it.  They probably never really existed to begin with.

I'd settle for them actually being held accountable for when they really fark-up.  Start charging these guys when the shiat hits the fan.


In my world cops would need to have insurance to work,  like doctors so if they lose it then they're done being a cop anywhere.

The other would be holding them to a higher standard with larger fines and sentences when they break laws since they are supposed to be upholding and enforcing them.

/I'll start creating my world when my Oculus Rift comes in the mail
 
2014-01-30 12:23:40 AM  

GoldSpider: kortex: mooseyfate: kortex: Pitbulls are an extremely dangerous breed that shouldn't be allowed to be bred. Children, adults and other pets are all at risk of attack. I see nothing wrong with what the officers did except that they didn't put it down for good.

Trolls don't even farking try anymore, this shiat is just sad.

Not trolling son.  I've shot three pitbulls for coming after our cats.  I'm sorry that you live in a sheltered world where pitbulls are cuddly doggies.

What are your cats doing outside?


Well, it's obviously too dangerous inside, what with their owner always  shooting at houseflies and such.
/presumably his neighbors in unshelteredworld will shoot the cats for going after birds and mice//it's the ciiiiiiircle of guuuuunnnnnss

Uchiha_Cycliste: Otherwise it's like saying pope Benedict did less damage than the Spanish Inquisition.


That would be crazy!
 
2014-01-30 12:24:57 AM  

PolyHatSnake: doglover: aseras: If a cop or anyone ever shoots one if my dogs, the video I make of their slow death will be the best liveleak or YouTube video ever. They will wish the sarlacc pit existed.

"The Iceman", famous serial killer cum hitman, claimed to have tied people up and left them in abandoned caves with a camcorder running. After a few minutes, rats would come and start to feed on the person, who couldn't break their bonds. The screaming would last for hours, he said. He, a psychotic serial killer, said it disturbed him to see those videos.

I've read many inventive horrors in fiction, but that interview is allegedy true and takes the whole damn cake.

Wait wait stop!
How do you train rats to eat people who are tied up in caves?

...cause I got a few candidates in mind...


I believe "The Iceman" also turned out to be a pathological liar.
 
2014-01-30 12:31:17 AM  

Dwight_Yeast: PolyHatSnake: doglover: aseras: If a cop or anyone ever shoots one if my dogs, the video I make of their slow death will be the best liveleak or YouTube video ever. They will wish the sarlacc pit existed.

"The Iceman", famous serial killer cum hitman, claimed to have tied people up and left them in abandoned caves with a camcorder running. After a few minutes, rats would come and start to feed on the person, who couldn't break their bonds. The screaming would last for hours, he said. He, a psychotic serial killer, said it disturbed him to see those videos.

I've read many inventive horrors in fiction, but that interview is allegedy true and takes the whole damn cake.

Wait wait stop!
How do you train rats to eat people who are tied up in caves?

...cause I got a few candidates in mind...

I believe "The Iceman" also turned out to be a pathological liar.



This is the worst Top Gun sequel ever.
 
2014-01-30 12:40:03 AM  

Dwight_Yeast: PolyHatSnake: doglover: aseras: If a cop or anyone ever shoots one if my dogs, the video I make of their slow death will be the best liveleak or YouTube video ever. They will wish the sarlacc pit existed.

"The Iceman", famous serial killer cum hitman, claimed to have tied people up and left them in abandoned caves with a camcorder running. After a few minutes, rats would come and start to feed on the person, who couldn't break their bonds. The screaming would last for hours, he said. He, a psychotic serial killer, said it disturbed him to see those videos.

I've read many inventive horrors in fiction, but that interview is allegedy true and takes the whole damn cake.

Wait wait stop!
How do you train rats to eat people who are tied up in caves?

...cause I got a few candidates in mind...

I believe "The Iceman" also turned out to be a pathological liar.


Which is why I couched my post with qualifiers.

He was insane though.
 
2014-01-30 12:41:43 AM  
I believe a quick Google search for "yogimus" and clicking on his photobucket page will answer everyone's questions about him.
 
2014-01-30 12:43:30 AM  

GoldSpider: Yogimus: MartinaMcSorley: Yogimus: Expectant mother Jessica Cabrera now has a new reason to hate Mondays. Two weeks ago, the gate to her backyard in Sun Valley, Calif. was somehow left open


PUCK YOU, YOU KILLED YOUR OWN DOGS

I've had utility guys leave my side gate open.  The neighbor's kids once left the same gate open (they went into the back yard to get a ball that had come over the fence.)  Once, my front door blew open in a wind storm.  My dogs got out all three times and went to my friend's house a block away, where we have walked (on a leash) many times.  My friends had someone try to break into their house, leaving their side gate open and letting their dog escape.

I have controlled for the gate issues by locking my gates.  Utility guys and the neighbor's kids can wait for me to be home to have access to my yard.  The windstorm blowing open my front door....what ya gonna do?  Sometimes shiat happens.

My dogs getting out and being hit by a car, or being shot by a badged goon, is a haunting fear for me.  Perhaps instead of criticizing pet owners for being unable to prevent all earthly contingencies in the effort to keep their animals contained, we could, at minimum, expect cops not to shoot non-aggressive pets who are on their own properties.

Cop gets called for loose dog. Sees loose animal. Animal "peacefully" approaches cop. Cop sees animal charge him, does NOT know that the dog lives there, it is LOOSE as in NOT fenced in or tied up.

YOU KILLED TOUR DOG.  If a dog, over 40lb runs at me, and I am carrying, I will shoot that dog without feeling bad, and charge you for the bullet

Ladies and gentlemen, your "responsible gun owner."


Yep, the ultimate solution to the "responsible dog owner".
 
2014-01-30 12:43:53 AM  

Monkeyfark Ridiculous: GoldSpider: kortex: mooseyfate: kortex: Pitbulls are an extremely dangerous breed that shouldn't be allowed to be bred. Children, adults and other pets are all at risk of attack. I see nothing wrong with what the officers did except that they didn't put it down for good.

Trolls don't even farking try anymore, this shiat is just sad.

Not trolling son.  I've shot three pitbulls for coming after our cats.  I'm sorry that you live in a sheltered world where pitbulls are cuddly doggies.

What are your cats doing outside?

Well, it's obviously too dangerous inside, what with their owner always  shooting at houseflies and such.
/presumably his neighbors in unshelteredworld will shoot the cats for going after birds and mice//it's the ciiiiiiircle of guuuuunnnnnssUchiha_Cycliste: Otherwise it's like saying pope Benedict did less damage than the Spanish Inquisition.

That would be crazy!


yup totally crazy go nuts.
 
2014-01-30 12:47:40 AM  

Yogimus: YOU KILLED TOUR DOG. If a dog, over 40lb runs at me, and I am carrying, I will shoot that dog without feeling bad, and charge you for the bullet


You must not have grown up around dogs.  I know the difference between a dog being agressive and being friendly.

PaLarkin: Where did you get this silly notion that being a high school graduate is a requirement for being a cop in the US?


Source that says some department will hire you without even a GED?
 
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