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2014-01-29 04:25:15 PM
If a police officer is so scared of a dog on it's own front porch they shouldn't be in a position that requires them to carry a gun.  Put them behind a desk or make them meter maids.
 
2014-01-29 04:32:57 PM
The pregnant mother is irrelevant.

The cop shot a dog on its own property. He(the cop) is three kind of crazy killer and ten kinds of chickenshiat pussy. At least the dog survived, but seriously this cop is the Dorner.
 
2014-01-29 04:43:13 PM

doglover: The pregnant mother is irrelevant.

The cop shot a dog on its own property. He(the cop) is three kind of crazy killer and ten kinds of chickenshiat pussy. At least the dog survived, but seriously this cop is the Dorner.


The cops biggest problem is that the dog survived.  Now there's pictures of what the bastard did.  Talk about a PR nightmare.

We had a local cop that was into shooting cats and dogs.  He was finally arrested for assaulting a man in a restaurant because the guy had some kind of nervous twitch.
 
2014-01-29 05:01:58 PM

Marcus Aurelius: The cops biggest problem is that the dog survived.


No, that's just evidence.

The cops' biggest problem is that they're both chickenshiat assholes with brain problems who have joined the LAPD, a culture that promotes chickenshiat assholes with brain problems instead of kicking them off the force.

Adam Carolla and his listeners in the LA area have story after story of just how chickenshiat and useless the LAPD are at anything but writing traffic tickets. The Dorner fiasco is just more proof of how incompetent and cowardly and quick to draw they are to the world stage.

As cop departments go, you don't want to emulate LA.
 
2014-01-29 07:19:08 PM
Please, people, don't call cops "Pigs" in this thread.

Swine have a purpose, provide us with tasty bacon, ham, and chops, can be cute when they're little, or roasted over a fire.

Cops are usually just power mad assholes who want reasons to kill something and serve no purpose.

So, please, don't insult the pigs.
 
2014-01-29 07:20:01 PM
Can we shoot the cop?
 
2014-01-29 08:49:24 PM
What a biatch!
 
2014-01-29 08:50:40 PM
Expectant mother Jessica Cabrera now has a new reason to hate Mondays. Two weeks ago, the gate to her backyard in Sun Valley, Calif. was somehow left open


PUCK YOU, YOU KILLED YOUR OWN DOGS
 
2014-01-29 08:51:34 PM
God bless our heroic, brave boys in blue.
 
2014-01-29 08:52:41 PM
F*ck the police.
 
2014-01-29 08:53:04 PM

doglover: Marcus Aurelius: The cops biggest problem is that the dog survived.

No, that's just evidence.

The cops' biggest problem is that they're both chickenshiat assholes with brain problems who have joined the LAPD, a culture that promotes chickenshiat assholes with brain problems instead of kicking them off the force.

Adam Carolla and his listeners in the LA area have story after story of just how chickenshiat and useless the LAPD are at anything but writing traffic tickets. The Dorner fiasco is just more proof of how incompetent and cowardly and quick to draw they are to the world stage.

As cop departments go, you don't want to emulate LA.


I do love how much Adam Carolla hates cops, especially the LAPD. Few people can go on a rant better than he can.
 
2014-01-29 08:53:23 PM

doglover: The pregnant mother is irrelevant.

The cop shot a dog on its own property. He(the cop) is three kind of crazy killer and ten kinds of chickenshiat pussy. At least the dog survived, but seriously this cop is the Dorner.


Dont sully the good saint dorners name by comparing him to this arsehole. Atleast dorner went for other cops, not animals.
 
2014-01-29 08:54:41 PM
Whoa, whoa - calm down the anger guys.  They're cops and they can do whatever they want.  Who are you to say otherwise?  The officer standing outside your door would like to know.
 
2014-01-29 08:55:59 PM
The blue thugs strike again.
 
2014-01-29 08:57:22 PM
pigs
 
2014-01-29 08:58:31 PM

Marcus Aurelius: doglover: The pregnant mother is irrelevant.

The cop shot a dog on its own property. He(the cop) is three kind of crazy killer and ten kinds of chickenshiat pussy. At least the dog survived, but seriously this cop is the Dorner.

The cops biggest problem is that the dog survived.  Now there's pictures of what the bastard did.  Talk about a PR nightmare.

We had a local cop that was into shooting cats and dogs.  He was finally arrested for assaulting a man in a restaurant because the guy had some kind of nervous twitch.


There's something about seeing how a man treats animals can reflect how he will treat people. From the junior psychopath setting dogs on fire to this.
 
2014-01-29 08:59:55 PM
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2014-01-29 09:00:06 PM

teenage mutant ninja rapist: doglover: The pregnant mother is irrelevant.

The cop shot a dog on its own property. He(the cop) is three kind of crazy killer and ten kinds of chickenshiat pussy. At least the dog survived, but seriously this cop is the Dorner.

Dont sully the good saint dorners name by comparing him to this arsehole. Atleast dorner went for other cops, not animals.


Bull shiat, he killed a bunch of innocent people in his rampage starting with a twenty something year old girl and her husband. You really think he was a good guy?
 
2014-01-29 09:01:45 PM
Dog needed a modern sporting rifle like a fine American made AR-15 to deal with his *wild pig* problem, amirite?

ahahahaha
 
2014-01-29 09:02:04 PM

teenage mutant ninja rapist: Atleast dorner went for other cops, not animals


Dorner killed a guy whose only association with the LAPD was that he was engaged to the daughter of a former cop.
 
2014-01-29 09:03:21 PM
Some cops used to go their whole career without drawing or firing a gun,  these days it seems like they're just itching to pull the trigger.

I wonder if it would have been better to just put the dog down,  it looks like it took some pretty nasty trauma.

/poor dog
 
2014-01-29 09:04:01 PM

Yogimus: Expectant mother Jessica Cabrera now has a new reason to hate Mondays. Two weeks ago, the gate to her backyard in Sun Valley, Calif. was somehow left open


PUCK YOU, YOU KILLED YOUR OWN DOGS


I've had utility guys leave my side gate open.  The neighbor's kids once left the same gate open (they went into the back yard to get a ball that had come over the fence.)  Once, my front door blew open in a wind storm.  My dogs got out all three times and went to my friend's house a block away, where we have walked (on a leash) many times.  My friends had someone try to break into their house, leaving their side gate open and letting their dog escape.

I have controlled for the gate issues by locking my gates.  Utility guys and the neighbor's kids can wait for me to be home to have access to my yard.  The windstorm blowing open my front door....what ya gonna do?  Sometimes shiat happens.

My dogs getting out and being hit by a car, or being shot by a badged goon, is a haunting fear for me.  Perhaps instead of criticizing pet owners for being unable to prevent all earthly contingencies in the effort to keep their animals contained, we could, at minimum, expect cops not to shoot non-aggressive pets who are on their own properties.
 
2014-01-29 09:04:07 PM
doesn't anybody buy a collie or lab anymore ?
 
2014-01-29 09:06:27 PM
What is it about being a cop that automatically makes someone a pussy?

Well, either they are pussies or I am a hero of epic proportions given that I've been around dogs my entire life and have never had to shoot one to control the situation.
 
2014-01-29 09:07:57 PM

MartinaMcSorley: Yogimus: Expectant mother Jessica Cabrera now has a new reason to hate Mondays. Two weeks ago, the gate to her backyard in Sun Valley, Calif. was somehow left open


PUCK YOU, YOU KILLED YOUR OWN DOGS

I've had utility guys leave my side gate open.  The neighbor's kids once left the same gate open (they went into the back yard to get a ball that had come over the fence.)  Once, my front door blew open in a wind storm.  My dogs got out all three times and went to my friend's house a block away, where we have walked (on a leash) many times.  My friends had someone try to break into their house, leaving their side gate open and letting their dog escape.

I have controlled for the gate issues by locking my gates.  Utility guys and the neighbor's kids can wait for me to be home to have access to my yard.  The windstorm blowing open my front door....what ya gonna do?  Sometimes shiat happens.

My dogs getting out and being hit by a car, or being shot by a badged goon, is a haunting fear for me.  Perhaps instead of criticizing pet owners for being unable to prevent all earthly contingencies in the effort to keep their animals contained, we could, at minimum, expect cops not to shoot non-aggressive pets who are on their own properties.


Long story short, TFA does not answer the question of who let the dogs out. Who, you might wonder... who, who, who? Who let the dogs out? But that information is not in TFA.
 
2014-01-29 09:09:16 PM
Are police trained exclusively using Call of Duty these days or something?
 
2014-01-29 09:09:40 PM
The cop fired from the end of the driveway up the driveway. So there's not problem here with shooting towards an occupied dwelling? Because I'm pretty sure that's a big no no.
 
2014-01-29 09:10:09 PM
I mean bad on police but holy shiat, a dog in that bad of shape, put it down, mercifully.
 
2014-01-29 09:11:05 PM

Uchiha_Cycliste: teenage mutant ninja rapist: doglover: The pregnant mother is irrelevant.

The cop shot a dog on its own property. He(the cop) is three kind of crazy killer and ten kinds of chickenshiat pussy. At least the dog survived, but seriously this cop is the Dorner.

Dont sully the good saint dorners name by comparing him to this arsehole. Atleast dorner went for other cops, not animals.

Bull shiat, he killed a bunch of innocent people in his rampage starting with a twenty something year old girl and her husband. You really think he was a good guy?


A good guy nope, but I also dont think people have looked at the LAPD the same since. Kind of a necessary evil if you will.
The LAPD did more damage to the public than he did.
 
2014-01-29 09:11:11 PM

Kyro: [cdn.theatlanticcities.com image 700x439]


Who was the sorry farker who died by cow?
 
2014-01-29 09:11:16 PM

MartinaMcSorley: Yogimus: Expectant mother Jessica Cabrera now has a new reason to hate Mondays. Two weeks ago, the gate to her backyard in Sun Valley, Calif. was somehow left open


PUCK YOU, YOU KILLED YOUR OWN DOGS

I've had utility guys leave my side gate open.  The neighbor's kids once left the same gate open (they went into the back yard to get a ball that had come over the fence.)  Once, my front door blew open in a wind storm.  My dogs got out all three times and went to my friend's house a block away, where we have walked (on a leash) many times.  My friends had someone try to break into their house, leaving their side gate open and letting their dog escape.

I have controlled for the gate issues by locking my gates.  Utility guys and the neighbor's kids can wait for me to be home to have access to my yard.  The windstorm blowing open my front door....what ya gonna do?  Sometimes shiat happens.

My dogs getting out and being hit by a car, or being shot by a badged goon, is a haunting fear for me.  Perhaps instead of criticizing pet owners for being unable to prevent all earthly contingencies in the effort to keep their animals contained, we could, at minimum, expect cops not to shoot non-aggressive pets who are on their own properties.


Cop gets called for loose dog. Sees loose animal. Animal "peacefully" approaches cop. Cop sees animal charge him, does NOT know that the dog lives there, it is LOOSE as in NOT fenced in or tied up.

YOU KILLED TOUR DOG.  If a dog, over 40lb runs at me, and I am carrying, I will shoot that dog without feeling bad, and charge you for the bullet
 
2014-01-29 09:11:27 PM
Ah, yes, yet another "my pit bull's a sweetie, but some cop shot it because it was just walking around, handing out leaflets and flowers" story.
 
2014-01-29 09:12:02 PM
If a cop or anyone ever shoots one if my dogs, the video I make of their slow death will be the best liveleak or YouTube video ever. They will wish the sarlacc pit existed.
 
2014-01-29 09:12:24 PM
OK, seriously, WTF is up with the LAPD? It seems like they can pretty much shoot anything and everything they want at any time with total impunity. Remember the people the multiple people the LAPD shot last year during their hunt for Christopher Dorner? You know, people like two hispanic grandmothers out delivering newspapers who don't look anything like the big burly black dude they were after and couldn't in any way be justified in shooting?

WHAT
THE
EVER
LOVING
FARK
ALREADY...

Why are police there so egregiously out of control and violent - even when compared to most other American police? How do they continue to get away with it year after year? Why has no one reigned them in at all?
 
2014-01-29 09:12:33 PM
doglover:
The cops' biggest problem is that they're both chickenshiat assholes with brain problems who have joined the LAPD, a culture that promotes chickenshiat assholes with brain problems instead of kicking them off the force.

FTFY
 
2014-01-29 09:16:29 PM

FormlessOne: Ah, yes, yet another "my pit bull's a sweetie, but some cop shot it because it was just walking around, handing out leaflets and flowers" story.


My pitbull only has three paws, and one of them is attached at an odd angle.

If anyone thinks he's dangerous, they need professional help.
 
2014-01-29 09:17:56 PM
The CA DA has given the green light for cops to shoot people for no farking reason and you are surprised or worried about some g.d. dog?

fark the cops
hopefully the ass-cancer fairy visits the children of every cop .
 
2014-01-29 09:19:50 PM
Start shooting the officers. It's the only way to help stop this horrible, abusive bullshiat from happening.

/Why yes, I DO value the life of a companion animal over some subhuman waste, why do you ask?
 
2014-01-29 09:19:52 PM

WTP 2: doesn't anybody buy a collie or lab anymore ?


Because everyone in LA is either gutter trash or super rich.  Those dogs appeal to neither demographic.
 
2014-01-29 09:20:18 PM

Krieghund: se only association with the LAPD was th


The young man, Keith Lawrence, was an officer in training, but not with LAPD.
 
2014-01-29 09:21:21 PM

Yogimus: MartinaMcSorley: Yogimus: Expectant mother Jessica Cabrera now has a new reason to hate Mondays. Two weeks ago, the gate to her backyard in Sun Valley, Calif. was somehow left open


PUCK YOU, YOU KILLED YOUR OWN DOGS

I've had utility guys leave my side gate open.  The neighbor's kids once left the same gate open (they went into the back yard to get a ball that had come over the fence.)  Once, my front door blew open in a wind storm.  My dogs got out all three times and went to my friend's house a block away, where we have walked (on a leash) many times.  My friends had someone try to break into their house, leaving their side gate open and letting their dog escape.

I have controlled for the gate issues by locking my gates.  Utility guys and the neighbor's kids can wait for me to be home to have access to my yard.  The windstorm blowing open my front door....what ya gonna do?  Sometimes shiat happens.

My dogs getting out and being hit by a car, or being shot by a badged goon, is a haunting fear for me.  Perhaps instead of criticizing pet owners for being unable to prevent all earthly contingencies in the effort to keep their animals contained, we could, at minimum, expect cops not to shoot non-aggressive pets who are on their own properties.

Cop gets called for loose dog. Sees loose animal. Animal "peacefully" approaches cop. Cop sees animal charge him, does NOT know that the dog lives there, it is LOOSE as in NOT fenced in or tied up.

YOU KILLED TOUR DOG.  If a dog, over 40lb runs at me, and I am carrying, I will shoot that dog without feeling bad, and charge you for the bullet


You herped and then derped.  Interesting decision, let's see if it pays off for him Cotton.
 
2014-01-29 09:21:23 PM

mongbiohazard: Why are police there so egregiously out of control and violent - even when compared to most other American police? How do they continue to get away with it year after year? Why has no one reigned them in at all?


I suggest having them fixed.  Or perhaps banning the breed.

/LAPD have been psychos and bully boys since the city started to grow on the 1890s.  The deals they made with the film studios in the 1920s only made things worse.
 
2014-01-29 09:22:11 PM

aseras: If a cop or anyone ever shoots one if my dogs, the video I make of their slow death will be the best liveleak or YouTube video ever. They will wish the sarlacc pit existed.


"The Iceman", famous serial killer cum hitman, claimed to have tied people up and left them in abandoned caves with a camcorder running. After a few minutes, rats would come and start to feed on the person, who couldn't break their bonds. The screaming would last for hours, he said. He, a psychotic serial killer, said it disturbed him to see those videos.

I've read many inventive horrors in fiction, but that interview is allegedy true and takes the whole damn cake.
 
2014-01-29 09:22:44 PM

teenage mutant ninja rapist: Uchiha_Cycliste: teenage mutant ninja rapist: doglover: The pregnant mother is irrelevant.

The cop shot a dog on its own property. He(the cop) is three kind of crazy killer and ten kinds of chickenshiat pussy. At least the dog survived, but seriously this cop is the Dorner.

Dont sully the good saint dorners name by comparing him to this arsehole. Atleast dorner went for other cops, not animals.

Bull shiat, he killed a bunch of innocent people in his rampage starting with a twenty something year old girl and her husband. You really think he was a good guy?

A good guy nope, but I also dont think people have looked at the LAPD the same since. Kind of a necessary evil if you will.
The LAPD did more damage to the public than he did.


No, they didn't. They may have shot at folks but he certainly killed more innocent and undeserving people than they did.
 
2014-01-29 09:23:29 PM

Yogimus: MartinaMcSorley: Yogimus: Expectant mother Jessica Cabrera now has a new reason to hate Mondays. Two weeks ago, the gate to her backyard in Sun Valley, Calif. was somehow left open


PUCK YOU, YOU KILLED YOUR OWN DOGS

I've had utility guys leave my side gate open.  The neighbor's kids once left the same gate open (they went into the back yard to get a ball that had come over the fence.)  Once, my front door blew open in a wind storm.  My dogs got out all three times and went to my friend's house a block away, where we have walked (on a leash) many times.  My friends had someone try to break into their house, leaving their side gate open and letting their dog escape.

I have controlled for the gate issues by locking my gates.  Utility guys and the neighbor's kids can wait for me to be home to have access to my yard.  The windstorm blowing open my front door....what ya gonna do?  Sometimes shiat happens.

My dogs getting out and being hit by a car, or being shot by a badged goon, is a haunting fear for me.  Perhaps instead of criticizing pet owners for being unable to prevent all earthly contingencies in the effort to keep their animals contained, we could, at minimum, expect cops not to shoot non-aggressive pets who are on their own properties.

Cop gets called for loose dog. Sees loose animal. Animal "peacefully" approaches cop. Cop sees animal charge him, does NOT know that the dog lives there, it is LOOSE as in NOT fenced in or tied up.

YOU KILLED TOUR DOG.  If a dog, over 40lb runs at me, and I am carrying, I will shoot that dog without feeling bad, and charge you for the bullet


Are you a police officer?
 
2014-01-29 09:23:45 PM
Your local constabulary is largely comprised of steroid addled rage junkies who took the job because they're allowed to break stuff, shoot people and get free products and all with impunity.  Seriously.  You should ring up your mayor and mention that you noticed.
 
2014-01-29 09:24:11 PM

doglover: Kyro: [cdn.theatlanticcities.com image 700x439]

Who was the sorry farker who died by cow?


imagizer.imageshack.us
 
2014-01-29 09:26:40 PM
Yeah... but you shoot a pregnant cop's dog and see where it gets you.
 
2014-01-29 09:26:53 PM

Yogimus: and I am carrying, I will shoot that dog without feeling bad, and charge you for the bullet


And you'd be a psychopath who shouldn't be allowed a water pistol. Thanks for displaying that on the internet. Can we get your name a location so we can get the weapons away from you before you do something stupid?
 
2014-01-29 09:27:13 PM

Yogimus: Expectant mother Jessica Cabrera now has a new reason to hate Mondays. Two weeks ago, the gate to her backyard in Sun Valley, Calif. was somehow left open


PUCK YOU, YOU KILLED YOUR OWN DOGS


No, F*CK YOU! Her gate could have been left open by a utility reader, wandering neighbor kid, trashman, or a thief prowling the house.
 
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