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(Orange Coast Magazine)   Heiress to In-N-Out Burger explains her low profile is due to kidnapping attempts, one at the corporate HQ. They would never pull that on 5 Guys   (orangecoast.com) divider line 17
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2014-01-29 03:12:35 PM
5 votes:
First of all, it happened on the way to work...

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...and second, MY NAME IS CHERYL!!1!1!
2014-01-29 04:39:22 PM
3 votes:
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2014-01-29 04:38:14 PM
3 votes:

Headso: Her devotion to Christianity is reflected in a small tattoo on her arm, an Aramaic phrase she scoured the Web to find. "It's Jesus' language," she explains. "It's part of a Bible verse. Matthew 6:10. It says, 'Your kingdom come, your will be done.'" She sports a companion tattoo in Hebrew. "It says, 'Hated.' It references John 15:18, where Jesus says-this is paraphrased-'Do not be surprised when the world hates you, for it hated me.' So yes, those are for me. Those are reminders."


she sounds like a douchebag...


I think for her next tattoo she should get Leviticus 19:28.
2014-01-29 04:44:41 PM
2 votes:

LeroyBourne: We just got a 5 guys in my area.  I tried it, and thanks to Fark I was told to order my fries extra crispy, thank you.  But, I wish we had an In n Out burger, anyone who has had both care to say which they think is better?


I've found that all of the burger chains are pretty good, but usually there is some local place that is better than all of them. We have 5 guys and Smashburger here, but this is a college campus, and there are three different local non-chain places that are far better.

It isn't that I dislike chains, they are consistent and pretty good, but if you are going to be some place for a while, ask a local where to get a good burger, if they tell you a chain, you should probably ask a fat guy.
2014-01-29 03:42:20 PM
2 votes:
I've got information man! New shiat has come to light! And shiat... man, she tried to kidnap herself.
2014-01-29 03:05:55 PM
2 votes:
4.bp.blogspot.com

This the kidnapper?
2014-01-30 08:10:49 AM
1 votes:

king_nacho: rickythepenguin: king_nacho: Fazoli's

oh man.....they franchised to Arizona about a decade ago, and i LOVVVVVVVVVVVVVED Fazoli's!!!!  they all pulled about in short order.  when i was a poor college kid one of my lame guilty pleasures was fazoli's.

one of them by me was vacant and then rebranded as a drive-thru bank.  another became a starbuck's.  the one in flagstaff, last i saw, was just left to rot.  the paint was all faded, the landscaping overrun with weeds and shiat.  i'd be like, "oh my dear fazoli's, how many bowls of free breadsticks did i consume inside that now-vacant building...."


they started in Lexington KY, and we still have plenty of them. The grew too fast and couldn't keep up, so they cut back. They are starting to get thing settled back out so hopefully they'll start expanding again.


The North Canton, OH location seems to be thriving.
2014-01-29 07:49:08 PM
1 votes:

Madduck: LeroyBourne: We just got a 5 guys in my area.  I tried it, and thanks to Fark I was told to order my fries extra crispy, thank you.  But, I wish we had an In n Out burger, anyone who has had both care to say which they think is better?

In-and-Out hands down. Double double animal style, fries animal style.


I go double animal animal double style, but instead of using my mouth, I stuff it straight up my ass.  Sometimes my friend helps me.

\And it's always, always, always, bare back, if you know what I'm sayin', and I think you do.
2014-01-29 07:02:32 PM
1 votes:
MBA Whore:

I love her body type. Am I the only one who understands a woman should have curves and not look like a 12-year old boy?

Yes, enjoy your fatty.
2014-01-29 06:54:09 PM
1 votes:

wildcardjack: McDonalds is a different beast altogether.


McDonalds is a different beast.
2014-01-29 06:50:28 PM
1 votes:
I read the article.  From the sounds of it she saw some brown people who had a crummy old van hanging out at the park, and thought OMG I"M BEING KIDNAPPED!!!!
2014-01-29 04:52:27 PM
1 votes:
She lost my interest at "Lynsi".
2014-01-29 04:21:16 PM
1 votes:

Headso: she sounds like a douchebag...


Actually she sounds confused about her "Christianity", since she wears a Star of David.

At least In-N-Out is open on Sundays, unlike those schmucks at Chick-Fil-A.
2014-01-29 04:19:31 PM
1 votes:

dittybopper: Eddie Adams from Torrance: I'd do her animal style.

I'd go all In-N-Out on her fur burger.


Knock yourselves out, guys.  A Jesus freak with a failed marriage for every decade of life?  No thanks.
2014-01-29 04:07:04 PM
1 votes:

Eddie Adams from Torrance: I'd do her animal style.


I'd go all In-N-Out on her fur burger.
2014-01-29 03:44:37 PM
1 votes:
She probably kidnapped herself.
2014-01-29 03:33:01 PM
1 votes:
I'd do her animal style.
 
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