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(Orange Coast Magazine)   Heiress to In-N-Out Burger explains her low profile is due to kidnapping attempts, one at the corporate HQ. They would never pull that on 5 Guys   (orangecoast.com ) divider line
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2014-01-29 04:12:02 PM  
3 votes:
Her devotion to Christianity is reflected in a small tattoo on her arm, an Aramaic phrase she scoured the Web to find. "It's Jesus' language," she explains. "It's part of a Bible verse. Matthew 6:10. It says, 'Your kingdom come, your will be done.'" She sports a companion tattoo in Hebrew. "It says, 'Hated.' It references John 15:18, where Jesus says-this is paraphrased-'Do not be surprised when the world hates you, for it hated me.' So yes, those are for me. Those are reminders."


she sounds like a douchebag...
2014-01-29 04:32:56 PM  
2 votes:

Hollie Maea: dittybopper: Eddie Adams from Torrance: I'd do her animal style.

I'd go all In-N-Out on her fur burger.

Knock yourselves out, guys.  A Jesus freak with a failed marriage for every decade of life?  No thanks.


She's an "heiress" by relation, not because she built the company. She's surfing on a lot of others coattails and enjoying the ride
2014-01-29 04:06:36 PM  
2 votes:
She is just 31
her three marriages


Wow. She must be hell to deal with.
2014-01-29 03:12:35 PM  
2 votes:
First of all, it happened on the way to work...

i218.photobucket.com

...and second, MY NAME IS CHERYL!!1!1!
2014-01-29 07:49:08 PM  
1 vote:

Madduck: LeroyBourne: We just got a 5 guys in my area.  I tried it, and thanks to Fark I was told to order my fries extra crispy, thank you.  But, I wish we had an In n Out burger, anyone who has had both care to say which they think is better?

In-and-Out hands down. Double double animal style, fries animal style.


I go double animal animal double style, but instead of using my mouth, I stuff it straight up my ass.  Sometimes my friend helps me.

\And it's always, always, always, bare back, if you know what I'm sayin', and I think you do.
2014-01-29 05:06:47 PM  
1 vote:

abhorrent1: Uncle Pooky: PawisBetlog:

FYI, that's not because of religion (Chick-Fil-A closed on Sundays).

Study it out

Umm, it 100% absolutely is because of religion. The company founder is a Southern Baptist. And I quote him: "Our decision to close on Sunday was our way of honoring God and of directing our attention to things that mattered more than our business."

Hobby Lobby is closed Sunday for the same reason.


Hobby Lobby may be shutting down completely very soon.
2014-01-29 05:05:21 PM  
1 vote:

Gig103: Headso: she sounds like a douchebag...

Actually she sounds confused about her "Christianity", since she wears a Star of David.

At least In-N-Out is open on Sundays, unlike those schmucks at Chick-Fil-A.


Yeah, those heartless bastards at Chick-fil-A who don't give a damn about anyone...

http://www.myfoxny.com/story/24574965/chick-fil-a-feeds-stranded-dri ve rs

If you've been stranded for hours without food and drink and these guys came along, would you accept it or stick to your principles about what kind of a-holes they are?
2014-01-29 04:49:47 PM  
1 vote:
PawisBetlog:

FYI, that's not because of religion (Chick-Fil-A closed on Sundays).

Study it out


Umm, it 100% absolutely is because of religion. The company founder is a Southern Baptist. And I quote him: "Our decision to close on Sunday was our way of honoring God and of directing our attention to things that mattered more than our business."
2014-01-29 04:47:21 PM  
1 vote:

LeroyBourne: But, I wish we had an In n Out burger, anyone who has had both care to say which they think is better?


disclaimer:  i've only had 5 Guys 2-3 times, and not in perhaps a year.  I don't eat fast food very often.  I've had In and Out maybe 5 times in, ohhhh, a decade.

Five Guys, no question.

in and out is good, but, Five Guys is just better.  they both make the fries on site.  Five Guys seasons them way better.  In and out's fries are just bland.  the burgers are more or less equal, but Five Guys has another ace in the deck:  every one (o fthe sum total of three i've been to) has that really cool soda machine with like, 30 soda combinations or whatever.  sprite, cherry sprite, lime sprite, chery coke, diet coke, vanilla coke, dr. pepper, red fanta, orange fanta, etc.,  you get the idea.  you can create all kinds of crazy coke combianations with your soda, above and beyond the burger.  in and out, at least last i checked, didn't have that.

Five Guys is  a biiiiiiiiiiit mroe expensive but nothing that will break the bank.

You're cool In and Out, you're just not as good as Five Guys.
2014-01-29 04:44:48 PM  
1 vote:
[Insert generic comment about her buns and your meat here]
2014-01-29 04:44:41 PM  
1 vote:

LeroyBourne: We just got a 5 guys in my area.  I tried it, and thanks to Fark I was told to order my fries extra crispy, thank you.  But, I wish we had an In n Out burger, anyone who has had both care to say which they think is better?


I've found that all of the burger chains are pretty good, but usually there is some local place that is better than all of them. We have 5 guys and Smashburger here, but this is a college campus, and there are three different local non-chain places that are far better.

It isn't that I dislike chains, they are consistent and pretty good, but if you are going to be some place for a while, ask a local where to get a good burger, if they tell you a chain, you should probably ask a fat guy.
2014-01-29 04:38:14 PM  
1 vote:

Headso: Her devotion to Christianity is reflected in a small tattoo on her arm, an Aramaic phrase she scoured the Web to find. "It's Jesus' language," she explains. "It's part of a Bible verse. Matthew 6:10. It says, 'Your kingdom come, your will be done.'" She sports a companion tattoo in Hebrew. "It says, 'Hated.' It references John 15:18, where Jesus says-this is paraphrased-'Do not be surprised when the world hates you, for it hated me.' So yes, those are for me. Those are reminders."


she sounds like a douchebag...


I think for her next tattoo she should get Leviticus 19:28.
2014-01-29 04:36:34 PM  
1 vote:
who has taken auto mechanic courses and likes to work on her own cars-serves as crew chief of her Flying Dutchman racing team as well.

Decent looking rich blonde who likes race cars...I think I could put up with going to church for that.
2014-01-29 04:34:52 PM  
1 vote:

Headso: Her devotion to Christianity is reflected in a small tattoo on her arm, an Aramaic phrase she scoured the Web to find. "It's Jesus' language," she explains. "It's part of a Bible verse. Matthew 6:10. It says, 'Your kingdom come, your will be done.'" She sports a companion tattoo in Hebrew. "It says, 'Hated.' It references John 15:18, where Jesus says-this is paraphrased-'Do not be surprised when the world hates you, for it hated me.' So yes, those are for me. Those are reminders."


she sounds like a douchebag...


I think this explains why she has already been married three times.
2014-01-29 04:21:16 PM  
1 vote:

Headso: she sounds like a douchebag...


Actually she sounds confused about her "Christianity", since she wears a Star of David.

At least In-N-Out is open on Sundays, unlike those schmucks at Chick-Fil-A.
2014-01-29 04:19:31 PM  
1 vote:

dittybopper: Eddie Adams from Torrance: I'd do her animal style.

I'd go all In-N-Out on her fur burger.


Knock yourselves out, guys.  A Jesus freak with a failed marriage for every decade of life?  No thanks.
 
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