Headso: Her devotion to Christianity is reflected in a small tattoo on her arm, an Aramaic phrase she scoured the Web to find. "It's Jesus' language," she explains. "It's part of a Bible verse. Matthew 6:10. It says, 'Your kingdom come, your will be done.'" She sports a companion tattoo in Hebrew. "It says, 'Hated.' It references John 15:18, where Jesus says-this is paraphrased-'Do not be surprised when the world hates you, for it hated me.' So yes, those are for me. Those are reminders."she sounds like a douchebag...
Tellingthem: who has taken auto mechanic courses and likes to work on her own cars-serves as crew chief of her Flying Dutchman racing team as well.Decent looking rich blonde who likes race cars...I think I could put up with going to church for that.
dittybopper: Eddie Adams from Torrance: I'd do her animal style.I'd go all In-N-Out on her fur burger.
rzrwiresunrise: Um. 3 marriages before the age of 31?I know love is rough and all, but seriously?
MBA Whore: I love her body type. Am I the only one who understands a woman should have curves and not look like a 12-year old boy?
Dr Jack Badofsky: Where the F is Shake Shack?
PainInTheASP: First of all, it happened on the way to work......and second, MY NAME IS CHERYL!!1!1!
This text is now purple: Dr Jack Badofsky: Where the F is Shake Shack?Who cares? "Shake" comes first in their name for a reason.
wildcardjack: McDonalds is a different beast altogether.
This text is now purple: MBA Whore: I love her body type. Am I the only one who understands a woman should have curves and not look like a 12-year old boy?She's got a face John Merrick could love.
lostcat: This text is now purple: MBA Whore: I love her body type. Am I the only one who understands a woman should have curves and not look like a 12-year old boy?She's got a face John Merrick could love.Seriously. When I first heard the phrase "butter face," I thought this was what it referred to: A kind of mild, bovine-eyed, look that you see a lot in the heartland.[img.fark.net image 560x420]
Vlad_the_Inaner: [i.imgur.com image 590x331]Yes LYNSI! Keep shouting your name LYNSI!
The Jami Turman Fan Club: I think for her next tattoo she should get Leviticus 19:28.
litespeed74: 5 Guys was a grease bomb of nastiness. I had to go to Walgreens to get some prescription strenght toilet paper after eating a double cheeseburger there.Which reminds me, I learned that everything is basically doubled automatically.
Dazrin: Haven't had In-N-Out, but have been to 5 Guys once. The burgers were good, but greasy, and I will definitely need to remember the extra crispy fries next time, maybe that will help them be edible. Floppy fries are almost as bad as floppy bacon.
Madduck: In-and-Out hands down. Double double animal style, fries animal style.
Madduck: LeroyBourne: We just got a 5 guys in my area. I tried it, and thanks to Fark I was told to order my fries extra crispy, thank you. But, I wish we had an In n Out burger, anyone who has had both care to say which they think is better?In-and-Out hands down. Double double animal style, fries animal style.
FTGodWin: bhcompy: abhorrent1: Over rated burgers so is 5 guys.Hard to be overrated when you're the best burger available at $5 where they're located. Sure, I can get a better burger at a hamburger restaurant like, say, Red Robin, but I'm paying $15 for a meal there.WTF are you talking about? I went to 5 Guys for the first time last weekend with my wife. Two burgers, two regular drinks, and one large fry.$25Oh, and their green tea is sweetened. Who the fark orders sweet green tea?
lockers: dj_bigbird: She is just 31her three marriagesWow. She must be hell to deal with.Spoiled rich only child. I'm sure there are zero entitlement issues there.
Watubi: I really wish someone would tell me what hamburger they like better. I rely on anonymous internet people to tell me what I should prefer
Pokey.Clyde: Madduck: In-and-Out hands down. Double double animal style, fries animal style.Why the hell would you ruin your burger and fries by covering them in Thousand Island dressing?
AtlanticCoast63: [img.fark.net image 560x420]Well, I wouldn't kick her outta bed for eating crackers, but the Jesus tats are a dealbreaker./One berserk Christian woman in my life was more than sufficient, and no, the billion dollars wouldn't help
zixr: I don't get all the love for 5 Guys. I went there once and the burgers were super greasy and super expensive.I rarely see Island Burgers get mentioned in these comparisons. They're excellent.
Dr Jack Badofsky: IkonOlator: Dude! Not counting my local locally owned burger joint that only uses organic beef and always has a 2 hour wait for a burger, In-N-Out is da bomb! It's like the best fast food burger ever. Everything else farking sucks.WTF? Are you a moron? Five Guys rules! In-N-Out blows. So does Shake Shack.Are you guys serious?! Come to New York Eat a Shake Shack burger. You'll never go back.Only a true idiot would think anything is better than Shake Shack.Anything else?Where the F is Shake Shack? I live in NY, but it's the Abandoned Land over on Lake Erie.
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