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(Orange Coast Magazine)   Heiress to In-N-Out Burger explains her low profile is due to kidnapping attempts, one at the corporate HQ. They would never pull that on 5 Guys   (orangecoast.com) divider line 171
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2014-01-29 06:16:38 PM

Headso: Her devotion to Christianity is reflected in a small tattoo on her arm, an Aramaic phrase she scoured the Web to find. "It's Jesus' language," she explains. "It's part of a Bible verse. Matthew 6:10. It says, 'Your kingdom come, your will be done.'" She sports a companion tattoo in Hebrew. "It says, 'Hated.' It references John 15:18, where Jesus says-this is paraphrased-'Do not be surprised when the world hates you, for it hated me.' So yes, those are for me. Those are reminders."


she sounds like a douchebag...


*tips fedora*
 
2014-01-29 06:17:41 PM

Tellingthem: who has taken auto mechanic courses and likes to work on her own cars-serves as crew chief of her Flying Dutchman racing team as well.

Decent looking rich blonde who likes race cars...I think I could put up with going to church for that.


Naw man. Look at the "crew chief" thing. She takes some classes and changes her own oil as a hobby, and thinks she's more qualified than men/women who've been doing this stuff their whole lives? I'd have huge respect if she was ON the crew. Making herself chief? Someone's got serious control issues. I just hope the crew members get paid a lot.
 
2014-01-29 06:19:39 PM
She's hot.  In-N-Out Buns is much more appropriate.
 
2014-01-29 06:20:44 PM
a 2x4 animal style with a large fries and drink sounds great right now
 
2014-01-29 06:22:36 PM

dittybopper: Eddie Adams from Torrance: I'd do her animal style.

I'd go all In-N-Out on her fur burger.


Nice. I was just gonna eat her fur burger. This was better.

/should've give with "I know five guys who'd go in-n-out of her fur burger."
//chik-I'd-lay?
///I am the fur burger king?
////I'll stop now.
 
2014-01-29 06:26:36 PM
I do enjoy an In-and-Out Burger from time to time, but they opened a Super Duper Burger not far from where I work, and after eating one of those, I've got a new favorite burger place.
 
2014-01-29 06:27:05 PM

rzrwiresunrise: Um. 3 marriages before the age of 31?

I know love is rough and all, but seriously?


The woman that was my first wife was on #4 by age 28.

yes, she's bat shiat insane..

I was young and stupid and it only lasted four months before she left me for a gutter punk who died while they were robo-tripping.

last I heard, she had three kids and off all her meds because Jesus..
 
2014-01-29 06:27:24 PM
I love her body type. Am I the only one who understands a woman should have curves and not look like a 12-year old boy?
 
2014-01-29 06:30:45 PM

MBA Whore: I love her body type. Am I the only one who understands a woman should have curves and not look like a 12-year old boy?


Not at all.
 
2014-01-29 06:36:21 PM
I really wish someone would tell me what hamburger they like better.  I rely on anonymous internet people to tell me what I should prefer
 
2014-01-29 06:43:21 PM

Dr Jack Badofsky: Where the F is Shake Shack?


Who cares? "Shake" comes first in their name for a reason.
 
2014-01-29 06:45:30 PM

PainInTheASP: First of all, it happened on the way to work...



...and second, MY NAME IS CHERYL!!1!1!


Came for this leaving satisfied.... and with bruises on my neck.
 
2014-01-29 06:47:15 PM

MBA Whore: I love her body type. Am I the only one who understands a woman should have curves and not look like a 12-year old boy?


She's got a face John Merrick could love.
 
2014-01-29 06:49:15 PM

This text is now purple: Dr Jack Badofsky: Where the F is Shake Shack?

Who cares? "Shake" comes first in their name for a reason.


Parkinson's?
 
2014-01-29 06:50:28 PM
I read the article.  From the sounds of it she saw some brown people who had a crummy old van hanging out at the park, and thought OMG I"M BEING KIDNAPPED!!!!
 
2014-01-29 06:51:30 PM
Heck yeah. I'd give her the Big Kahuna Burger.
 
2014-01-29 06:54:09 PM

wildcardjack: McDonalds is a different beast altogether.


McDonalds is a different beast.
 
2014-01-29 06:56:43 PM

This text is now purple: MBA Whore: I love her body type. Am I the only one who understands a woman should have curves and not look like a 12-year old boy?

She's got a face John Merrick could love.


Seriously. When I first heard the phrase "butter face," I thought this was what it referred to:  A kind of mild, bovine-eyed, look that you see a lot in the heartland.

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2014-01-29 07:01:01 PM

lostcat: This text is now purple: MBA Whore: I love her body type. Am I the only one who understands a woman should have curves and not look like a 12-year old boy?

She's got a face John Merrick could love.

Seriously. When I first heard the phrase "butter face," I thought this was what it referred to:  A kind of mild, bovine-eyed, look that you see a lot in the heartland.

[img.fark.net image 560x420]


But Lifebouy on the other hand....BLEAH!
 
2014-01-29 07:02:32 PM
MBA Whore:

I love her body type. Am I the only one who understands a woman should have curves and not look like a 12-year old boy?

Yes, enjoy your fatty.
 
2014-01-29 07:08:08 PM
Five Guys is better.  If for no other reason...they offer Malt Vinegar as a condiment for their delicious fries. Beyond that....their burgers are just plain better.  A Little Bacon Cheeseburger All the Way.   Mmmmm MMM!!!
 
2014-01-29 07:08:25 PM

Vlad_the_Inaner: [i.imgur.com image 590x331]

Yes LYNSI!   Keep shouting your name LYNSI!


without that episode we never meet this dude:

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2014-01-29 07:08:33 PM

Headso: Her devotion to Christianity is reflected in a small tattoo on her arm, an Aramaic phrase she scoured the Web to find. "It's Jesus' language," she explains. "It's part of a Bible verse. Matthew 6:10. It says, 'Your kingdom come, your will be done.'" She sports a companion tattoo in Hebrew. "It says, 'Hated.' It references John 15:18, where Jesus says-this is paraphrased-'Do not be surprised when the world hates you, for it hated me.' So yes, those are for me. Those are reminders."


she sounds like a douchebag...


I wonder if she is aware of Leviticus 19:28.
 
2014-01-29 07:09:10 PM

The Jami Turman Fan Club: I think for her next tattoo she should get Leviticus 19:28.


DAMMIT!!!
 
2014-01-29 07:11:16 PM

litespeed74: 5 Guys was a grease bomb of nastiness.  I had to go to Walgreens  to get some prescription strenght toilet paper after eating a double cheeseburger there.
Which reminds me, I learned that everything is basically doubled automatically.


Seriously, this has to be an epidemic of some sort.  A guy a couple of days ago couldn't handle Arby's without reinforcing his toilet's foundation.  What is it with Farkers and delicate stomachs?


We have Five Guys locally, but I've only had In-n-Out on two trips to the west coast, in 2010 and 2012.  It's as much a destination as Disneyland is, so I look at it through rose-colored glasses.  Animal Style is the way to go, and the meal is half the price of Five Guys.

Knowing that a cheeseburger isn't exactly a health food, I don't get them all that often, but when I do, it's Five Guys.  If I'm going to eat it, I'm going to eat the best.  Their fries are better than In-n-Out, but I prefer In-n-Out overall.
 
2014-01-29 07:12:10 PM
Five Guys All the Way, Baby!

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2014-01-29 07:16:40 PM

Dazrin: Haven't had In-N-Out, but have been to 5 Guys once. The burgers were good, but greasy, and I will definitely need to remember the extra crispy fries next time, maybe that will help them be edible. Floppy fries are almost as bad as floppy bacon.


I have not yet tried ordering extra crispy, but it is a damned good idea. Until now, my trick was to immediately dump the fries out of the cup and into the bag so they don't get steamed and even more soggy in the wax-coated cup. But next time I'm ordering them crispy, I think that would make them perfect.
 
2014-01-29 07:17:55 PM
I'd eat her spicy burger....

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2014-01-29 07:24:24 PM

Madduck: In-and-Out hands down. Double double animal style, fries animal style.


Why the hell would you ruin your burger and fries by covering them in Thousand Island dressing?
 
2014-01-29 07:29:31 PM

Madduck: LeroyBourne: We just got a 5 guys in my area.  I tried it, and thanks to Fark I was told to order my fries extra crispy, thank you.  But, I wish we had an In n Out burger, anyone who has had both care to say which they think is better?

In-and-Out hands down. Double double animal style, fries animal style.


blogs.houstonpress.com

Laughs at your burger shenannigans.
 
2014-01-29 07:31:37 PM
Two thing I came here to say:

1) She is sufficiently attractive
2) In-N-Out has largely been surpassed by Smashburger and Five Guys when it comes to the scientific measurement of yummy.
 
2014-01-29 07:42:01 PM

FTGodWin: bhcompy: abhorrent1: Over rated burgers so is 5 guys.

Hard to be overrated when you're the best burger available at $5 where they're located.  Sure, I can get a better burger at a hamburger restaurant like, say, Red Robin, but I'm paying $15 for a meal there.

WTF are you talking about? I went to 5 Guys for the first time last weekend with my wife. Two burgers, two regular drinks, and one large fry.

$25

Oh, and their green tea is sweetened. Who the fark orders sweet green tea?


I'm talking about In n Out.  5 Guys is too expensive.
 
2014-01-29 07:46:06 PM

Headso: Her devotion to Christianity is reflected in a small tattoo on her arm, an Aramaic phrase she scoured the Web to find. "It's Jesus' language," she explains. "It's part of a Bible verse. Matthew 6:10. It says, 'Your kingdom come, your will be done.'" She sports a companion tattoo in Hebrew. "It says, 'Hated.' It references John 15:18, where Jesus says-this is paraphrased-'Do not be surprised when the world hates you, for it hated me.' So yes, those are for me. Those are reminders."


she sounds like a douchebag...


The only douchebag is someone who obviously didn't read the rest of the article, lest it destroy his immediate first impression of all christians far and wide.

/jesus loves you
/everyone else thinks you're an asshole
 
2014-01-29 07:46:58 PM
In-N-Out beats Five Guys in my opinion.  It's just a much more distinctive tasting burger.  In a blind taste test there's no mistaking In-N-Out, but Five Guys' burger could be anything from a chain burger to a local mom and pop burger.  In-N-Out also has outstanding shakes.

That said, Five Guys wins on fries.  In-N-Out fries are pretty lame.  They are not bad, just so mediocre and unmemorable.
 
2014-01-29 07:49:08 PM

Madduck: LeroyBourne: We just got a 5 guys in my area.  I tried it, and thanks to Fark I was told to order my fries extra crispy, thank you.  But, I wish we had an In n Out burger, anyone who has had both care to say which they think is better?

In-and-Out hands down. Double double animal style, fries animal style.


I go double animal animal double style, but instead of using my mouth, I stuff it straight up my ass.  Sometimes my friend helps me.

\And it's always, always, always, bare back, if you know what I'm sayin', and I think you do.
 
2014-01-29 07:51:09 PM
I never order my Five Guys fries extra crispy and they're so good I keep stuffing them into my face after it hurts. I'll go straight up vomitorium on a bag of Five Guys fries.
 
2014-01-29 07:55:55 PM

lockers: dj_bigbird: She is just 31
her three marriages

Wow. She must be hell to deal with.

Spoiled rich only child. I'm sure there are zero entitlement issues there.


She likes to race her own dragster, she can't be all bad
Fast food fast cars and she looks pretty good. Too bad I am married.
 
2014-01-29 07:57:37 PM

Watubi: I really wish someone would tell me what hamburger they like better.  I rely on anonymous internet people to tell me what I should prefer


Five guys fried are very good. Both burgers are great just different.
 
2014-01-29 08:01:27 PM
P. Terry's > Five Guys > In-n-Out

In-n-out's fries are inedible starch blocks.
 
2014-01-29 08:03:28 PM
Having tried both In N Out and Five Guys... I wish In N Out would come to NC.
 
2014-01-29 08:09:38 PM
Watubi:    I really wish someone would tell me what hamburger they like better.  I rely on anonymous internet people to tell me what I should prefer


Oh fine. Well, as chains go, In n Out is really good.  And I do like the fries at both In n Out and 5 guys.

I also really like Jack in the Box's sourdough jack (with bacon).

Recently, I had a Wendy's burger and I got to say that is a really good chain burger.  And I'm surprised there is no love for Wendys.
 
2014-01-29 08:11:49 PM
Aside from the fact that they are both fast food restaurants that serve burgers and fries, In-N-Out and 5 Guys are totally different. Different style burgers, different style fries. There's a place for both in my life.

/I know, I sound fat
//I am
 
2014-01-29 08:31:57 PM
Patty Hearst shrugs her shoulders.
 
2014-01-29 08:34:18 PM
img.fark.net

Well, I wouldn't kick her outta bed for eating crackers, but the Jesus tats are a dealbreaker.

/One berserk Christian woman in my life was more than sufficient, and no, the billion dollars wouldn't help
 
2014-01-29 08:44:09 PM

Pokey.Clyde: Madduck: In-and-Out hands down. Double double animal style, fries animal style.

Why the hell would you ruin your burger and fries by covering them in Thousand Island dressing?


Because with the processed cheese and over fried onions it is a tasty tasty treat. We are talking fast food, not huate cuisine.


Have you never had a Big Mac? What do you think "special sauce" is.
 
2014-01-29 08:50:30 PM
we have an in  n out near our house, so we get food from there kind of often. there may be better burgers, but they do a very good job at in n out.

/oh noes christianity1!?!! time to hate on a good hamburger because jesus!
 
2014-01-29 08:56:36 PM
Rich people have security teams.
 
2014-01-29 08:56:43 PM

AtlanticCoast63: [img.fark.net image 560x420]

Well, I wouldn't kick her outta bed for eating crackers, but the Jesus tats are a dealbreaker.

/One berserk Christian woman in my life was more than sufficient, and no, the billion dollars wouldn't help

i.chzbgr.com
 
2014-01-29 09:31:44 PM

zixr: I don't get all the love for 5 Guys. I went there once and the burgers were super greasy and super expensive.

I rarely see Island Burgers get mentioned in these comparisons. They're excellent.


The best burgers here -- as I suspect most places -- are from a local mom & pop joint. Or our backyard.
 
2014-01-29 09:39:00 PM

Dr Jack Badofsky: IkonOlator: Dude!  Not counting my local locally owned burger joint that only uses organic beef and always has a 2 hour wait for a burger, In-N-Out is da bomb!  It's like the best fast food burger ever.  Everything else farking sucks.

WTF?  Are you a moron?  Five Guys rules!   In-N-Out blows.  So does Shake Shack.

Are you guys serious?!  Come to New York  Eat a Shake Shack burger.  You'll never go back.Only a true idiot would think anything is better than Shake Shack.

Anything else?

Where the F is Shake Shack?  I live in NY, but it's the Abandoned Land over on Lake Erie.


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shake_Shack

I've heard it's really good. We're finally getting on here in flyover country (Chicago).
 
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