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(Orange Coast Magazine)   Heiress to In-N-Out Burger explains her low profile is due to kidnapping attempts, one at the corporate HQ. They would never pull that on 5 Guys   (orangecoast.com) divider line 171
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2014-01-29 03:05:55 PM
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This the kidnapper?
 
2014-01-29 03:12:35 PM
First of all, it happened on the way to work...

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...and second, MY NAME IS CHERYL!!1!1!
 
2014-01-29 03:33:01 PM
I'd do her animal style.
 
2014-01-29 03:42:20 PM
I've got information man! New shiat has come to light! And shiat... man, she tried to kidnap herself.
 
2014-01-29 03:44:37 PM
She probably kidnapped herself.
 
2014-01-29 03:45:22 PM

kbronsito: I've got information man! New shiat has come to light! And shiat... man, she tried to kidnap herself.


Goddamnit it.
 
2014-01-29 04:06:36 PM
She is just 31
her three marriages


Wow. She must be hell to deal with.
 
2014-01-29 04:07:04 PM

Eddie Adams from Torrance: I'd do her animal style.


I'd go all In-N-Out on her fur burger.
 
2014-01-29 04:12:02 PM
Her devotion to Christianity is reflected in a small tattoo on her arm, an Aramaic phrase she scoured the Web to find. "It's Jesus' language," she explains. "It's part of a Bible verse. Matthew 6:10. It says, 'Your kingdom come, your will be done.'" She sports a companion tattoo in Hebrew. "It says, 'Hated.' It references John 15:18, where Jesus says-this is paraphrased-'Do not be surprised when the world hates you, for it hated me.' So yes, those are for me. Those are reminders."


she sounds like a douchebag...
 
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2014-01-29 04:19:16 PM

kbronsito: I've got information man! New shiat has come to light! And shiat... man, she tried to kidnap herself.


How ya gonna keep 'em down on the farm once they've seen Karl Hungus?
 
2014-01-29 04:19:31 PM

dittybopper: Eddie Adams from Torrance: I'd do her animal style.

I'd go all In-N-Out on her fur burger.


Knock yourselves out, guys.  A Jesus freak with a failed marriage for every decade of life?  No thanks.
 
2014-01-29 04:21:16 PM

Headso: she sounds like a douchebag...


Actually she sounds confused about her "Christianity", since she wears a Star of David.

At least In-N-Out is open on Sundays, unlike those schmucks at Chick-Fil-A.
 
2014-01-29 04:24:03 PM

Hollie Maea: dittybopper: Eddie Adams from Torrance: I'd do her animal style.

I'd go all In-N-Out on her fur burger.

Knock yourselves out, guys.  A Jesus freak with a failed marriage for every decade of life?  No thanks.


I didn't say I'd stick around.

/Should probably bring my ball gag.
 
2014-01-29 04:30:55 PM
Pull what on 5 guys?
 
2014-01-29 04:32:56 PM

Hollie Maea: dittybopper: Eddie Adams from Torrance: I'd do her animal style.

I'd go all In-N-Out on her fur burger.

Knock yourselves out, guys.  A Jesus freak with a failed marriage for every decade of life?  No thanks.


She's an "heiress" by relation, not because she built the company. She's surfing on a lot of others coattails and enjoying the ride
 
2014-01-29 04:34:22 PM
We just got a 5 guys in my area.  I tried it, and thanks to Fark I was told to order my fries extra crispy, thank you.  But, I wish we had an In n Out burger, anyone who has had both care to say which they think is better?
 
2014-01-29 04:34:52 PM

Headso: Her devotion to Christianity is reflected in a small tattoo on her arm, an Aramaic phrase she scoured the Web to find. "It's Jesus' language," she explains. "It's part of a Bible verse. Matthew 6:10. It says, 'Your kingdom come, your will be done.'" She sports a companion tattoo in Hebrew. "It says, 'Hated.' It references John 15:18, where Jesus says-this is paraphrased-'Do not be surprised when the world hates you, for it hated me.' So yes, those are for me. Those are reminders."


she sounds like a douchebag...


I think this explains why she has already been married three times.
 
2014-01-29 04:36:18 PM

kbronsito: I've got information man! New shiat has come to light! And shiat... man, she tried to kidnap herself.



*Applause*
 
2014-01-29 04:36:34 PM
who has taken auto mechanic courses and likes to work on her own cars-serves as crew chief of her Flying Dutchman racing team as well.

Decent looking rich blonde who likes race cars...I think I could put up with going to church for that.
 
2014-01-29 04:38:14 PM

Headso: Her devotion to Christianity is reflected in a small tattoo on her arm, an Aramaic phrase she scoured the Web to find. "It's Jesus' language," she explains. "It's part of a Bible verse. Matthew 6:10. It says, 'Your kingdom come, your will be done.'" She sports a companion tattoo in Hebrew. "It says, 'Hated.' It references John 15:18, where Jesus says-this is paraphrased-'Do not be surprised when the world hates you, for it hated me.' So yes, those are for me. Those are reminders."


she sounds like a douchebag...


I think for her next tattoo she should get Leviticus 19:28.
 
2014-01-29 04:38:30 PM

LeroyBourne: We just got a 5 guys in my area.  I tried it, and thanks to Fark I was told to order my fries extra crispy, thank you.  But, I wish we had an In n Out burger, anyone who has had both care to say which they think is better?


I'd take In-N-Out's burger, but 5 Guys' fries.
 
2014-01-29 04:39:22 PM
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2014-01-29 04:39:54 PM
Over rated burgers so is 5 guys.
 
2014-01-29 04:40:04 PM

Hollie Maea: dittybopper: Eddie Adams from Torrance: I'd do her animal style.

I'd go all In-N-Out on her fur burger.

Knock yourselves out, guys.  A Jesus freak with a failed marriage for every decade of life?  No thanks.


Hey, at least they probably got walking away money for their troubles.
 
2014-01-29 04:40:32 PM

LeroyBourne: We just got a 5 guys in my area.  I tried it, and thanks to Fark I was told to order my fries extra crispy, thank you.  But, I wish we had an In n Out burger, anyone who has had both care to say which they think is better?


In-and-Out hands down. Double double animal style, fries animal style.
 
2014-01-29 04:41:32 PM

PainInTheASP: First of all, it happened on the way to work...

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...and second, MY NAME IS CHERYL!!1!1!


This is who I came looking for.
 
2014-01-29 04:41:58 PM

dj_bigbird: She is just 31
her three marriages

Wow. She must be hell to deal with.


Spoiled rich only child. I'm sure there are zero entitlement issues there.
 
2014-01-29 04:43:07 PM

Tellingthem: who has taken auto mechanic courses and likes to work on her own cars-serves as crew chief of her Flying Dutchman racing team as well.

Decent looking rich blonde who likes race cars...I think I could put up with going to church for that.



Married three times, dude.

/Before you do, sit down with her previous three husbands.
//You might hear tales of terror that will turn your hair white.
 
2014-01-29 04:43:57 PM
I wonder if Dick's Burgers in Seattle has a cute heiress.
 
2014-01-29 04:44:04 PM

vernonFL: She probably kidnapped herself.


Yeah, I was going to say she was staging them for attention, either that or her father or mother were deep into some farked up shiat with the wrong people.
 
2014-01-29 04:44:07 PM
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You gotta watch your buns in the burger biz. One day, you're the beef. The next day, you're the special sauce.
 
2014-01-29 04:44:41 PM

LeroyBourne: We just got a 5 guys in my area.  I tried it, and thanks to Fark I was told to order my fries extra crispy, thank you.  But, I wish we had an In n Out burger, anyone who has had both care to say which they think is better?


I've found that all of the burger chains are pretty good, but usually there is some local place that is better than all of them. We have 5 guys and Smashburger here, but this is a college campus, and there are three different local non-chain places that are far better.

It isn't that I dislike chains, they are consistent and pretty good, but if you are going to be some place for a while, ask a local where to get a good burger, if they tell you a chain, you should probably ask a fat guy.
 
2014-01-29 04:44:48 PM
[Insert generic comment about her buns and your meat here]
 
2014-01-29 04:45:18 PM
Her devotion to Christianity..  Now in the process of divorcing her third husband

Do these go together ?!?!

/Honestly don't know, not religious and don't care to be, but I was under the assumption that divorce was bad in the eyes of the church
//Maybe that was just catholic church ?
 
2014-01-29 04:45:40 PM

Gig103: Headso: she sounds like a douchebag...

Actually she sounds confused about her "Christianity", since she wears a Star of David.

At least In-N-Out is open on Sundays, unlike those schmucks at Chick-Fil-A.


FYI, that's not because of religion (Chick-Fil-A closed on Sundays).

Study it out
 
2014-01-29 04:46:14 PM

The_Sponge: Tellingthem: who has taken auto mechanic courses and likes to work on her own cars-serves as crew chief of her Flying Dutchman racing team as well.

Decent looking rich blonde who likes race cars...I think I could put up with going to church for that.


Married three times, dude.

/Before you do, sit down with her previous three husbands.
//You might hear tales of terror that will turn your hair white.


Yeah they probably saw her as a meal ticket. Do 2 years and then get out with a bunch of cash. I have no problems being a gold digging whore.
 
2014-01-29 04:46:23 PM
Madduck:

In-and-Out hands down. Double double animal style, fries animal style.

buckeyebrain:

I'd take In-N-Out's burger, but 5 Guys' fries

Right on, what about the price?  I went all out and got the x2 bacon burger, large fry and small drink and the price was like $14.  I'll eat at a 5 guy's but it's not gonna be super often.
/also don't dig this new 'high end fast food' trend, too spendy
 
2014-01-29 04:47:03 PM

Tellingthem: The_Sponge: Tellingthem: who has taken auto mechanic courses and likes to work on her own cars-serves as crew chief of her Flying Dutchman racing team as well.

Decent looking rich blonde who likes race cars...I think I could put up with going to church for that.


Married three times, dude.

/Before you do, sit down with her previous three husbands.
//You might hear tales of terror that will turn your hair white.

Yeah they probably saw her as a meal ticket. Do 2 years and then get out with a bunch of cash. I have no problems being a gold digging whore.



Good luck....we're all counting on you.
 
2014-01-29 04:47:21 PM

LeroyBourne: But, I wish we had an In n Out burger, anyone who has had both care to say which they think is better?


disclaimer:  i've only had 5 Guys 2-3 times, and not in perhaps a year.  I don't eat fast food very often.  I've had In and Out maybe 5 times in, ohhhh, a decade.

Five Guys, no question.

in and out is good, but, Five Guys is just better.  they both make the fries on site.  Five Guys seasons them way better.  In and out's fries are just bland.  the burgers are more or less equal, but Five Guys has another ace in the deck:  every one (o fthe sum total of three i've been to) has that really cool soda machine with like, 30 soda combinations or whatever.  sprite, cherry sprite, lime sprite, chery coke, diet coke, vanilla coke, dr. pepper, red fanta, orange fanta, etc.,  you get the idea.  you can create all kinds of crazy coke combianations with your soda, above and beyond the burger.  in and out, at least last i checked, didn't have that.

Five Guys is  a biiiiiiiiiiit mroe expensive but nothing that will break the bank.

You're cool In and Out, you're just not as good as Five Guys.
 
2014-01-29 04:47:38 PM

fanbladesaresharp: Hollie Maea: dittybopper: Eddie Adams from Torrance: I'd do her animal style.

I'd go all In-N-Out on her fur burger.

Knock yourselves out, guys.  A Jesus freak with a failed marriage for every decade of life?  No thanks.

She's an "heiress" by relation, not because she built the company. She's surfing on a lot of others coattails and enjoying the ride


While it is true that she didn't start the company you might want to check out how many locations they had when she took over and how many they have now along with their profit margin.
She may be crazy but the business is growing and thriving under her watch.
 
2014-01-29 04:48:22 PM
Something something in-and-out something her vagina.
 
2014-01-29 04:48:47 PM

The_Sponge: Tellingthem: The_Sponge: Tellingthem: who has taken auto mechanic courses and likes to work on her own cars-serves as crew chief of her Flying Dutchman racing team as well.

Decent looking rich blonde who likes race cars...I think I could put up with going to church for that.


Married three times, dude.

/Before you do, sit down with her previous three husbands.
//You might hear tales of terror that will turn your hair white.

Yeah they probably saw her as a meal ticket. Do 2 years and then get out with a bunch of cash. I have no problems being a gold digging whore.


Good luck....we're all counting on you.


Thanks. I'm sure she'll respond to my email...I mean I have so much to offer someone like that. haha
 
2014-01-29 04:48:53 PM
she asked Orange Coast not to disclose how many children she has from her three marriages

Wow. Pretty hot and a billionaire yet can't keep a guy around? That must take a special kind of crazy.
 
2014-01-29 04:48:59 PM
I don't get all the love for 5 Guys. I went there once and the burgers were super greasy and super expensive.

I rarely see Island Burgers get mentioned in these comparisons. They're excellent.
 
2014-01-29 04:49:03 PM

rickythepenguin: LeroyBourne: But, I wish we had an In n Out burger, anyone who has had both care to say which they think is better?

disclaimer:  i've only had 5 Guys 2-3 times, and not in perhaps a year.  I don't eat fast food very often.  I've had In and Out maybe 5 times in, ohhhh, a decade.

Five Guys, no question.

in and out is good, but, Five Guys is just better.  they both make the fries on site.  Five Guys seasons them way better.  In and out's fries are just bland.  the burgers are more or less equal, but Five Guys has another ace in the deck:  every one (o fthe sum total of three i've been to) has that really cool soda machine with like, 30 soda combinations or whatever.  sprite, cherry sprite, lime sprite, chery coke, diet coke, vanilla coke, dr. pepper, red fanta, orange fanta, etc.,  you get the idea.  you can create all kinds of crazy coke combianations with your soda, above and beyond the burger.  in and out, at least last i checked, didn't have that.

Five Guys is  a biiiiiiiiiiit mroe expensive but nothing that will break the bank.

You're cool In and Out, you're just not as good as Five Guys.


Burger King has the fancy Coke machines with 120 flavors, they are fairly common in fast food restaurants around here, but we are a test market, so we get things early.
 
2014-01-29 04:49:37 PM
I'm sick about hearing about this place.
 
2014-01-29 04:49:47 PM
PawisBetlog:

FYI, that's not because of religion (Chick-Fil-A closed on Sundays).

Study it out


Umm, it 100% absolutely is because of religion. The company founder is a Southern Baptist. And I quote him: "Our decision to close on Sunday was our way of honoring God and of directing our attention to things that mattered more than our business."
 
2014-01-29 04:50:24 PM

LeroyBourne: We just got a 5 guys in my area.  I tried it, and thanks to Fark I was told to order my fries extra crispy, thank you.  But, I wish we had an In n Out burger, anyone who has had both care to say which they think is better?


Having grown up in the same area as the original In-N-Out I was excited to hear that a 5 Guys was opening up so I could see what all the people back East were raving about.
Let's just say that while I will most likely never go back to a 5 Guys I continue to patronize In-N-Out once in awhile.
 
2014-01-29 04:50:36 PM

Uncle Pooky: PawisBetlog:

FYI, that's not because of religion (Chick-Fil-A closed on Sundays).

Study it out

Umm, it 100% absolutely is because of religion. The company founder is a Southern Baptist. And I quote him: "Our decision to close on Sunday was our way of honoring God and of directing our attention to things that mattered more than our business."


Hobby Lobby is closed Sunday for the same reason.
 
2014-01-29 04:51:14 PM

PawisBetlog: Gig103: Headso: she sounds like a douchebag...

Actually she sounds confused about her "Christianity", since she wears a Star of David.

At least In-N-Out is open on Sundays, unlike those schmucks at Chick-Fil-A.

FYI, that's not because of religion (Chick-Fil-A closed on Sundays).

Study it out


Really, cause I'm pretty sure it's because hes a Moron Mormon
 
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