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(The Raw Story)   FL missionary sentenced for sexually abusing young, indigenous girls in the Amazon rain forest. And he would have gotten away with it too, if it weren't for all those pictures he took and uploaded to a child porn website   (rawstory.com ) divider line
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2014-01-29 03:21:24 PM  
Holy Cow! This guy literally went to the ends of the earth to commit his vile acts and he STILL got caught.  Almost makes you believe in cosmic justice
 
2014-01-29 03:32:02 PM  

Magorn: Holy Cow! This guy literally went to the ends of the earth to commit his vile acts and he STILL got caught.  Almost makes you believe in cosmic justice


Nothing cosmic about arrogance and stupidity. Feed him to the headhunters I say!
 
2014-01-29 03:32:24 PM  

Magorn: Holy Cow! This guy literally went to the ends of the earth to commit his vile acts and he STILL got caught.  Almost makes you believe in cosmic justice


Well, he DID post the pics.  Any small amount of discretion would have gone a long way here.
 
2014-01-29 03:33:02 PM  
I thought the Florida tag trumps all other tags ... even Sick.
 
2014-01-29 03:34:00 PM  
FTA: "A judge sentenced a former Florida missionary to 58 years in prison Tuesday for recording himself as he sexually abused girls from an indigenous tribe in the Amazon."

So, Subby, your headline is wrong. According to the first sentence of the article, he was sentenced for RECORDING HIMSELF.
 
2014-01-29 03:34:02 PM  
Where did the article mention porn site? Subby must know more than he's letting on...
 
2014-01-29 03:35:40 PM  

mcreadyblue: Where did the article mention porn site? Subby must know more than he's letting on...


FTA
~~Homeland Security agents began investigating the 45-year-old after they were tipped off that Kennell was posting photos on a child pornography website.

I hope he serves every day of his 58 years, and I hope each day is worse than the previous one.
 
2014-01-29 03:35:47 PM  

mcreadyblue: Where did the article mention porn site? Subby must know more than he's letting on...


I'm not subby, but FTFA: "Homeland Security agents began investigating the 45-year-old after they were tipped off that Kennell was posting photos on a child pornography website. "
 
2014-01-29 03:36:09 PM  

mcreadyblue: Where did the article mention porn site? Subby must know more than he's letting on...


So, DNRTFA huh?

Homeland Security agents began investigating the 45-year-old after they were tipped off that Kennell was posting photos on a child pornography website.
 
2014-01-29 03:36:29 PM  
Why was he prosecuted in the USA, not Brazil ?
 
2014-01-29 03:36:52 PM  
4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2014-01-29 03:39:25 PM  

Lars The Canadian Viking: Why was he prosecuted in the USA, not Brazil ?


"He pleaded guilty to two counts of production of child pornography."
 
2014-01-29 03:39:30 PM  

Lars The Canadian Viking: Why was he prosecuted in the USA, not Brazil ?



Eh, when his time here is up, we can extradite him.
 
2014-01-29 03:40:31 PM  

mama2tnt: FTA: "A judge sentenced a former Florida missionary to 58 years in prison Tuesday for recording himself as he sexually abused girls from an indigenous tribe in the Amazon."

So, Subby, your headline is wrong. According to the first sentence of the article, he was sentenced for RECORDING HIMSELF.


POV?
 
2014-01-29 03:40:48 PM  
Millstone, neck, sea.
 
2014-01-29 03:41:00 PM  
That is a serious abuse of the missionary position
 
2014-01-29 03:41:20 PM  
A spokesperson for the ministry further went on to say, "We had no idea that he was evil. We always believed in a cartoonish Satan, you know, with the horns and everything. Deep down inside, we know that's farcical, but it's a safe kind of evil to believe in and oppose.The fact that one of our own was a monster just sort of went under our radar when we unknowingly sent him out to fark kids in God's name.He seemed so nice"
 
2014-01-29 03:41:52 PM  
"Eventually found" the images? How long does it take to search a hard drive for files? Isn't there some device (I want to call it a porn stick, but that may be my inner 12-year-old snickering) that can find this stuff in seconds?
 
2014-01-29 03:43:12 PM  
The statement from the ministry said they were thankful he was prosecuted despite international legal obstacles. What in the world would prevent prosecuting a child pornographer? I would think the only conflict would be who wanted to punish him more severely.
 
2014-01-29 03:44:34 PM  
So I guess Warren Kennell was a member of Amazon Prime.
 
2014-01-29 03:44:52 PM  

Lars The Canadian Viking: Why was he prosecuted in the USA, not Brazil ?




Because Brazil could care less about any indigenous peoples
 
2014-01-29 03:45:14 PM  
You can always count on religious missionaries when it comes to sex crimes.
 
2014-01-29 03:45:29 PM  

Lars The Canadian Viking: Why was he prosecuted in the USA, not Brazil ?


that's why the article says he was sentenced for recording himself.  US arguably doesn;t have criminal jurisdiction over what he did to the girls IN Brazil, but his possession of the recording and the images in the US is more than enough to pop him for possession of  and probably production of child porn
 
2014-01-29 03:45:32 PM  

balki1867: mcreadyblue: Where did the article mention porn site? Subby must know more than he's letting on...

I'm not subby, but FTFA: "Homeland Security agents began investigating the 45-year-old after they were tipped off that Kennell was posting photos on a child pornography website. "


Is this the first good thing HSA has ever accomplished?
 
2014-01-29 03:46:18 PM  
Do indigenous tribes of the Amazon have a legal age of consent?

/just sayin'
 
2014-01-29 03:46:56 PM  

Turfshoe: That is a serious abuse of the missionary position


Brilliant!


/now u is greenish!
 
2014-01-29 03:47:35 PM  
Pics or it didn't happ....oh.

I guess what happens in the Amazon doesn't stay there especially if you're stupid enough to let the world know about it by posting pics of all the sordid details.
 
2014-01-29 03:47:59 PM  
Can we start calling people who send their kids to church child abusers yet?
 
2014-01-29 03:48:20 PM  
What a position he has found himself in.
 
2014-01-29 03:48:49 PM  
VoodooTaco:

And so he went on to live forever till he was hit by a train in 1896
 
2014-01-29 03:48:55 PM  

teenage mutant ninja rapist: Magorn: Holy Cow! This guy literally went to the ends of the earth to commit his vile acts and he STILL got caught.  Almost makes you believe in cosmic justice

Nothing cosmic about arrogance and stupidity. Feed him to the headhunters I say!


Headhunters?  I'd settle for sticking him in an enclosure with some of the native species of nasty-ass ants and spiders.
 
2014-01-29 03:49:39 PM  

Magorn: Lars The Canadian Viking: Why was he prosecuted in the USA, not Brazil ?

that's why the article says he was sentenced for recording himself.  US arguably doesn;t have criminal jurisdiction over what he did to the girls IN Brazil, but his possession of the recording and the images in the US is more than enough to pop him for possession of  and probably production of child porn


He might have recorded over there, but I bet all the Final Cut Pro work was done here in the states.  I mean, is there anything worse than child porn that is blurry or with red eyes???
 
2014-01-29 03:51:21 PM  
i.telegraph.co.uk
 
2014-01-29 03:53:20 PM  
He had a mission and he accomplished it.
 
2014-01-29 03:54:33 PM  

Lars The Canadian Viking: Why was he prosecuted in the USA, not Brazil ?


Because in Brazil, they'da gave him a medal.
 
2014-01-29 03:56:07 PM  
Child porn is utterly vile, and there's no excuse for it.  At the same time, though, at least they have the decency to record themselves commiting the crime.  I wish more criminals would go to the trouble of setting up a camera first.  It would make arrest and prosecution of the guilty a lot easier, and make it much easier to avoid false convictions.
 
2014-01-29 03:56:27 PM  

Infernalist: You can always count on religious missionaries when it comes to sex crimes.


But all they have to do is ask God for forgiveness and it's all cool, right?
 
2014-01-29 03:58:17 PM  

Guns n' Farkin Roses: Magorn: Lars The Canadian Viking: Why was he prosecuted in the USA, not Brazil ?

that's why the article says he was sentenced for recording himself.  US arguably doesn;t have criminal jurisdiction over what he did to the girls IN Brazil, but his possession of the recording and the images in the US is more than enough to pop him for possession of  and probably production of child porn

He might have recorded over there, but I bet all the Final Cut Pro work was done here in the states.  I mean, is there anything worse than child porn that is blurry or with red eyes???


I thought tears and red eyes were...

Oh wait.  That's strippers and lap dances.

carry on.
 
2014-01-29 03:59:53 PM  
Surprised the tribe didn't go all Cannibal Holocaust.
 
2014-01-29 04:01:47 PM  

jwookie: Surprised the tribe didn't go all Cannibal Holocaust.


You mean gang rape him to death?
 
2014-01-29 04:01:57 PM  
This bears repeating: children should be no where near an organization that promises really guilty people a cure that it can't possibly deliver.
 
2014-01-29 04:03:02 PM  

teenytinycornteeth: The statement from the ministry said they were thankful he was prosecuted despite international legal obstacles. What in the world would prevent prosecuting a child pornographer? I would think the only conflict would be who wanted to punish him more severely.


Some countries 16/17 is legal age to pose nude IIRCC...and I think in China it's 21 to do porn.
 
2014-01-29 04:03:04 PM  

Magorn: Holy Cow! This guy literally went to the ends of the earth to commit his vile acts and he STILL got caught.  Almost makes you believe in cosmic justice


When his dick dangles in a tank of piranhas, then I'll believe.
this sick fark needs a slow killing.
 
2014-01-29 04:05:56 PM  
It seems like prison wouldn't even be that bad if you're some super religious guy, you'd take it as some kind of life trial and then read the bible for 12 hours a day, maybe make your own copy by hand like a monk.
 
2014-01-29 04:06:16 PM  

ongbok: jwookie: Surprised the tribe didn't go all Cannibal Holocaust.

You mean gang rape him to death?


That and the part about lopping off the precious parts.
 
2014-01-29 04:07:24 PM  

Last Man on Earth: Child porn is utterly vile, and there's no excuse for it.  At the same time, though, at least they have the decency to record themselves commiting the crime.  I wish more criminals would go to the trouble of setting up a camera first.  It would make arrest and prosecution of the guilty a lot easier, and make it much easier to avoid false convictions.


We need to start in the schools.

Lots of middle school kids are guilt of making child porn, prosecution seems to be unevenly applied though.

Perhaps it is time to take a cue from Kittykittybangbang and put all children in prison?
 
2014-01-29 04:07:25 PM  

vudukungfu: Magorn: Holy Cow! This guy literally went to the ends of the earth to commit his vile acts and he STILL got caught.  Almost makes you believe in cosmic justice

When his dick dangles in a tank of piranhas, then I'll believe.
this sick fark needs a slow killing.


He'll probably die from aids or hep c he contracts in PMITA prison
 
2014-01-29 04:08:28 PM  

teenage mutant ninja rapist: Magorn: Holy Cow! This guy literally went to the ends of the earth to commit his vile acts and he STILL got caught.  Almost makes you believe in cosmic justice

Nothing cosmic about arrogance and stupidity. Feed him to the headhunters I say!


I doubt he'll be a  desirable employee after this.
 
2014-01-29 04:10:41 PM  
You're doing it wrong...
www.sheetmusicdigital.com
 
2014-01-29 04:14:13 PM  

ongbok: jwookie: Surprised the tribe didn't go all Cannibal Holocaust.

You mean gang rape him to death?


I believe that's called Death by Chi-Chi

/or at least that's what it's called in the version of the joke I heard.
 
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