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(New York Daily News)   You're going to want to sit down for this shocking news: Kim Kardashian and Kanye West plan on televising their wedding, having cameras rolling from beginning to end   (nydailynews.com ) divider line
    More: Obvious, Kim Kardashian, Kanye West, Keeping Up with the Kardashians, North West, Jimmy Kimmel, Versailles, French capital  
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2014-01-29 03:53:10 PM  
4 votes:
www.beatbrokerz.com
The ink on your divorce isn't dry yet, and you're getting married?
You see your children on weekends?
You fly around the world with men who don't care for you, and use you like a whore.
2014-01-29 04:02:43 PM  
2 votes:
I can't think of anything I'd want to watch these two vapid morons do, except for being farked in the face by a Sasquatch then set free in a mine field, of course.
2014-01-29 07:40:59 PM  
1 vote:
I'd marry Kim on TV for a couple of mil.  I'd just save the meaningful romantic stuff like peeing in her big butt for later in the privacy of her million dollar home.  Eh, I'd sell the tape of that for another mil too.  Then I'd cry myself to sleep on a bed made of money with my head resting on that big ass.  I like big asses.

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Being an attention whore for a year or two would beat the crap out of being a corporate slave for 40 years and pays a hell of a lot better.  I'm gonna hit up one of then Kardashian biatches on twitter.  Did the chubby one's divorce go through yet?
2014-01-29 05:22:45 PM  
1 vote:
As long as they're not getting gay married.  This is what the sanctity of marriage and family values is all about.

/put me down for $50 on this lasting less than 5 months.
2014-01-29 04:29:46 PM  
1 vote:

Zombie DJ: OMGOSH! I CANNOT WAIT!
This is going to be so big! How lucky are we?
This will be bigger than Diana's wedding! Bigger than the last royal wedding!
I'm going to invite all my Twitter friends over and even some of my blog subscribers! We're going to have a big party!
All out fun!
I'm even going to dress my cats like Kim and Kanye.


Thanks a lot asshole. My sarcasm meter just caught fire.
2014-01-29 04:26:37 PM  
1 vote:

WalkingCarpet: LeroyBourne: I've said it before, about being long dead before we go full Idiocracy.  Well, it's not looking good now.
/and done in one. lol!

Reporters cutting off politicians to go to breaking Bieber news, congressmen and senators proudly stating that they're happier that they're in the presence of the Duck Dynasty dude instead of the President, etc., etc.

We're just about there.


Until we get President Camacho sworn in, yeah.
2014-01-29 04:11:41 PM  
1 vote:
OMGOSH! I CANNOT WAIT!
This is going to be so big! How lucky are we?
This will be bigger than Diana's wedding! Bigger than the last royal wedding!
I'm going to invite all my Twitter friends over and even some of my blog subscribers! We're going to have a big party!
All out fun!
I'm even going to dress my cats like Kim and Kanye.
2014-01-29 03:53:51 PM  
1 vote:
Where are the terrorists when you need them? Worse than the cops I swear.
2014-01-29 03:37:35 PM  
1 vote:
End? Is that when he pees on her?
 
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