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(New York Daily News)   You're going to want to sit down for this shocking news: Kim Kardashian and Kanye West plan on televising their wedding, having cameras rolling from beginning to end   (nydailynews.com) divider line 68
    More: Obvious, Kim Kardashian, Kanye West, Keeping Up with the Kardashians, North West, Jimmy Kimmel, Versailles, French capital  
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2014-01-29 09:11:20 PM  

B.L.Z. Bub: WalkingCarpet: LeroyBourne: I've said it before, about being long dead before we go full Idiocracy.  Well, it's not looking good now.
/and done in one. lol!

Reporters cutting off politicians to go to breaking Bieber news, congressmen and senators proudly stating that they're happier that they're in the presence of the Duck Dynasty dude instead of the President, etc., etc.

We're just about there.

Yes, because Congressmen and Senators are obliged to swear allegiance to the President. Go fark yourself. You clearly don't understand the American Constitutional system.

 
2014-01-29 09:12:37 PM  

B.L.Z. Bub: WalkingCarpet: LeroyBourne: I've said it before, about being long dead before we go full Idiocracy.  Well, it's not looking good now.
/and done in one. lol!

Reporters cutting off politicians to go to breaking Bieber news, congressmen and senators proudly stating that they're happier that they're in the presence of the Duck Dynasty dude instead of the President, etc., etc.

We're just about there.

Yes, because Congressmen and Senators are obliged to swear allegiance to the President. Go fark yourself. You clearly don't understand the American Constitutional system.


Let's try this again.

img.fark.net
 
2014-01-29 09:20:38 PM  
The iGeneration.
 
2014-01-29 09:30:11 PM  

WalkingCarpet: B.L.Z. Bub: Yes, because Congressmen and Senators are obliged to swear allegiance to the President. Go fark yourself. You clearly don't understand the American Constitutional system.

Not even close to what I was implying.

Lighten up Francis, sheesh.


Agreed. I hate Obama as much as the next guy  But I get where WC is gong with this.


Of course both sides are guilty of turning the SOTU into a media circus and it should go back to the President simply sending a letter to congress to be read by a clerk like Jefferson did.




The President's State of the Union Address:
Tradition, Function, and Policy Implications
 
2014-01-29 10:15:54 PM  

hasty ambush: WalkingCarpet: B.L.Z. Bub: Yes, because Congressmen and Senators are obliged to swear allegiance to the President. Go fark yourself. You clearly don't understand the American Constitutional system.

Not even close to what I was implying.

Lighten up Francis, sheesh.

Agreed. I hate Obama as much as the next guy  But I get where WC is gong with this.
Of course both sides are guilty of turning the SOTU into a media circus and it should go back to the President simply sending a letter to congress to be read by a clerk like Jefferson did.


The President's State of the Union Address:
Tradition, Function, and Policy Implications


Agreed. I hate Obama as much as the next guy

I don't hate Obama.

/the next guy
 
2014-01-29 10:25:25 PM  
What about the DJing at the reception? Will it be Daft Punk? Or Paris Hilton, out of sympathy?
 
2014-01-30 12:05:07 AM  
I dunno... could be fun!

7films.me.uk
 
2014-01-30 12:40:27 AM  
I like the kid who got decked by Kanye wins $250,000 bucks. I think I need to make up a few tshirts that say "Hey yeezus, Ray J pumped that rump first"
 
2014-01-30 12:51:43 AM  
I have not seen a wedding in 20 years where every second was not filmed by multiple cameras.

jst sayin
 
2014-01-30 01:01:37 AM  

drjekel_mrhyde: Bibier needs to get married to Cyrus would be a much better show. We can call it The Disrespectables Aristocrats.


FTFY
 
2014-01-30 01:06:04 AM  

sheep snorter: What a Kim Kardashian might look like, without makeup:

[i.imgur.com image 229x286]


I miss Merlin even though series 5 was lame.
 
2014-01-30 01:54:04 AM  
I thought the next Hobbit film wasn't due till the end of the year.
 
2014-01-30 03:17:25 AM  

B.L.Z. Bub: WalkingCarpet: LeroyBourne: I've said it before, about being long dead before we go full Idiocracy.  Well, it's not looking good now.
/and done in one. lol!

Reporters cutting off politicians to go to breaking Bieber news, congressmen and senators proudly stating that they're happier that they're in the presence of the Duck Dynasty dude instead of the President, etc., etc.

We're just about there.

Yes, because Congressmen and Senators are obliged to swear allegiance to the President. Go fark yourself. You clearly don't understand the American Constitutional system.


Not what he said, disingenuous prick.
 
2014-01-30 05:11:59 AM  
You guys gotta understand: This is the consolation prize for Kanye.

He lost the Beyonce sweepstakes. To Jay-Z of all people. He'll never live that down. If only Kim could sing, he could maybe pretend, but she doesn't have any talent at all, and that just makes him more hurtful.

He's a man in pain. We should all pity him.
 
2014-01-30 05:15:32 AM  

Ishkur: You guys gotta understand: This is the consolation prize for Kanye.

He lost the Beyonce sweepstakes. To Jay-Z of all people. He'll never live that down. If only Kim could sing, he could maybe pretend, but she doesn't have any talent at all, and that just makes him more hurtful.

He's a man in pain. We should all pity him.


I had no idea he'd ever had a shot at Beyonce.  But then I try to tune him out.
 
2014-01-30 07:10:58 AM  
Schmerd1948: Just tell me when so I can be in Bhutan or Guam or anywhere that doesn't have american T V.Kidneystone replied:They have this switch that turns them off.Don't try to turn up the brightness. It don't work.I knew some wiseass would say that. What you wanna bet that debacle is on every channel, every radio station, every newspaper, and all over the internet.You enjoy it. I'd rather be somewhere else, if that's ok with you.
 
2014-01-30 12:04:13 PM  
I know the site is all about not-news, but it's time to stop linking to articles about them.  It's not even fun to ridicule them anymore.
 
2014-01-30 08:24:29 PM  

Ishkur: You guys gotta understand: This is the consolation prize for Kanye.

He lost the Beyonce sweepstakes. To Jay-Z of all people. He'll never live that down. If only Kim could sing, he could maybe pretend, but she doesn't have any talent at all, and that just makes him more hurtful.

He's a man in pain. We should all pity him.


No, he's a mama's boy who lost his mind when his mommy died from getting the fat sucked out of her gut and a boob reduction.  Pity him?  Aw hell no!  That waste of oxygen needs to go away and take that colossal dim-bulb babby-mama with him.
 
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