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(New York Daily News)   You're going to want to sit down for this shocking news: Kim Kardashian and Kanye West plan on televising their wedding, having cameras rolling from beginning to end   (nydailynews.com ) divider line
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2014-01-29 03:37:35 PM  
End? Is that when he pees on her?
 
2014-01-29 03:38:58 PM  
conversation.which.co.uk
 
2014-01-29 03:39:35 PM  
will the tag line be..."this time it's for love"
 
2014-01-29 03:39:45 PM  
Bets on how long this marriage lasts?
 
2014-01-29 03:39:57 PM  
Just tell me when so I can be in Bhutan or Guam or anywhere that doesn't have american T V.
 
2014-01-29 03:48:22 PM  
"Kimye's..."

And I'm done. I made a good run at reading the article.
 
2014-01-29 03:49:26 PM  
I've said it before, about being long dead before we go full Idiocracy.  Well, it's not looking good now.
/and done in one. lol!
 
2014-01-29 03:53:10 PM  
www.beatbrokerz.com
The ink on your divorce isn't dry yet, and you're getting married?
You see your children on weekends?
You fly around the world with men who don't care for you, and use you like a whore.
 
2014-01-29 03:53:45 PM  

LeroyBourne: I've said it before, about being long dead before we go full Idiocracy.  Well, it's not looking good now.
/and done in one. lol!


Reporters cutting off politicians to go to breaking Bieber news, congressmen and senators proudly stating that they're happier that they're in the presence of the Duck Dynasty dude instead of the President, etc., etc.

We're just about there.
 
2014-01-29 03:53:51 PM  
Where are the terrorists when you need them? Worse than the cops I swear.
 
2014-01-29 03:55:11 PM  
What channel? I want to block it as soon as possible.
 
2014-01-29 03:56:26 PM  
Will they televise the honeymoon?  Still wouldn't bother to watch this tripe. But count me in when they end up on Divorce Court.  That will be fun!!!
 
2014-01-29 03:58:32 PM  

WalkingCarpet: LeroyBourne: I've said it before, about being long dead before we go full Idiocracy.  Well, it's not looking good now.
/and done in one. lol!

Reporters cutting off politicians to go to breaking Bieber news, congressmen and senators proudly stating that they're happier that they're in the presence of the Duck Dynasty dude instead of the President, etc., etc.

We're just about there.


Yes, because Congressmen and Senators are obliged to swear allegiance to the President. Go fark yourself. You clearly don't understand the American Constitutional system.
 
2014-01-29 03:58:36 PM  
Why would people want to watch this wedding on TV anyway? I'm not just talking about this wedding, I'm talking about weddings in general. Even their fans? I never understood the fascination with wanting to watch or go to somebody's, who is not a friend or family member, wedding. And even when it is a friend or family member's wedding, I don't even want to go to the wedding, all I'm interested in is the reception. Maybe it is because I'm not a woman or gay man that I don't understand.
 
2014-01-29 04:01:06 PM  
B.L.Z. Bub: Yes, because Congressmen and Senators are obliged to swear allegiance to the President. Go fark yourself. You clearly don't understand the American Constitutional system.

Not even close to what I was implying.

Lighten up Francis, sheesh.
 
2014-01-29 04:02:43 PM  
I can't think of anything I'd want to watch these two vapid morons do, except for being farked in the face by a Sasquatch then set free in a mine field, of course.
 
2014-01-29 04:05:13 PM  

B.L.Z. Bub: WalkingCarpet: LeroyBourne: I've said it before, about being long dead before we go full Idiocracy.  Well, it's not looking good now.
/and done in one. lol!

Reporters cutting off politicians to go to breaking Bieber news, congressmen and senators proudly stating that they're happier that they're in the presence of the Duck Dynasty dude instead of the President, etc., etc.

We're just about there.

Yes, because Congressmen and Senators are obliged to swear allegiance to the President. Go fark yourself. You clearly don't understand the American Constitutional system.


I've always wanted to hear a concise explanation of it (the American Constitutional system).
 
2014-01-29 04:06:13 PM  
You really think they will be able to get a whole hour-long episode out of that?
 
2014-01-29 04:06:14 PM  
Is racist kid going to be invited?

I'd watch then.
 
2014-01-29 04:07:28 PM  
Fark these two.
Really
Who gives a flying Fark.

Our society needs to give up the habit that is celebrity junk culture.
KK is only famous cuz daddy got OJ off.
While her counterpart is just a loud mouth egotistical punk ass.
 
2014-01-29 04:09:23 PM  
I think I would definitely rather watch their divorce proceedings being filmed. Way more entertaining!
 
2014-01-29 04:09:52 PM  
What a Kim Kardashian might look like, without makeup:

i.imgur.com
 
2014-01-29 04:09:58 PM  
I throw up better when I'm kneeling, not sitting.
 
2014-01-29 04:11:41 PM  
OMGOSH! I CANNOT WAIT!
This is going to be so big! How lucky are we?
This will be bigger than Diana's wedding! Bigger than the last royal wedding!
I'm going to invite all my Twitter friends over and even some of my blog subscribers! We're going to have a big party!
All out fun!
I'm even going to dress my cats like Kim and Kanye.
 
2014-01-29 04:25:44 PM  
The "socking" part about it is that there are people who will actually be excited about watching it.
 
2014-01-29 04:26:37 PM  

WalkingCarpet: LeroyBourne: I've said it before, about being long dead before we go full Idiocracy.  Well, it's not looking good now.
/and done in one. lol!

Reporters cutting off politicians to go to breaking Bieber news, congressmen and senators proudly stating that they're happier that they're in the presence of the Duck Dynasty dude instead of the President, etc., etc.

We're just about there.


Until we get President Camacho sworn in, yeah.
 
2014-01-29 04:29:46 PM  

Zombie DJ: OMGOSH! I CANNOT WAIT!
This is going to be so big! How lucky are we?
This will be bigger than Diana's wedding! Bigger than the last royal wedding!
I'm going to invite all my Twitter friends over and even some of my blog subscribers! We're going to have a big party!
All out fun!
I'm even going to dress my cats like Kim and Kanye.


Thanks a lot asshole. My sarcasm meter just caught fire.
 
2014-01-29 04:31:54 PM  

FormlessOne: Bets on how long this marriage lasts?


Until they need the next PR boost
 
2014-01-29 04:54:16 PM  

groppet: Where are the terrorists when you need them? Worse than the cops I swear.


This seems like it would be a great time to make a statement about the decline of America.  If i knew for a fact that a bomb would be present, i might tune in .
 
2014-01-29 05:00:12 PM  
LewDux:

LewDux, please, please, please press that damn button!
 
2014-01-29 05:17:07 PM  
Is the Fan Man still around?  This is his kind of territory if I ever saw it.
 
2014-01-29 05:17:13 PM  
They had a child out of wedlock? Damn those sinners and their bastard child. They are a horrible influence on American youth.
 
2014-01-29 05:20:11 PM  
This thread would nt be complete without these...

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www.lomasrankiao.com

ts1.mm.bing.net
 
2014-01-29 05:20:49 PM  

FormlessOne: Bets on how long this marriage lasts?


They will separate after E! airs their wedding for the 100th time. So about 3 weeks.
 
2014-01-29 05:22:45 PM  
As long as they're not getting gay married.  This is what the sanctity of marriage and family values is all about.

/put me down for $50 on this lasting less than 5 months.
 
2014-01-29 05:26:55 PM  
So, reruns, I guess?
 
2014-01-29 05:29:42 PM  
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2014-01-29 05:40:25 PM  

Sumatra7: So, reruns, I guess?


I was going to say "summer reruns already?" Then, "or is this a spinoff?"

But you did it first. I'm like the guy who complains that he wrote a MUCH better headline.
 
2014-01-29 05:46:04 PM  
memecrunch.com
 
2014-01-29 06:19:32 PM  

Moopy Mac: I've always wanted to hear a concise explanation of it (the American Constitutional system).


Think of three straight lines that are hell bent on never becoming a triangle.
 
2014-01-29 06:25:51 PM  
3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2014-01-29 07:27:23 PM  
At first I was really, really sad.

The, I thought of the idea of Walder Frey organizing the wedding.
 
2014-01-29 07:40:59 PM  
I'd marry Kim on TV for a couple of mil.  I'd just save the meaningful romantic stuff like peeing in her big butt for later in the privacy of her million dollar home.  Eh, I'd sell the tape of that for another mil too.  Then I'd cry myself to sleep on a bed made of money with my head resting on that big ass.  I like big asses.

pbs.twimg.com

Being an attention whore for a year or two would beat the crap out of being a corporate slave for 40 years and pays a hell of a lot better.  I'm gonna hit up one of then Kardashian biatches on twitter.  Did the chubby one's divorce go through yet?
 
2014-01-29 07:44:42 PM  

Chuck Wagon: FormlessOne: Bets on how long this marriage lasts?

They will separate after E! airs their wedding for the 100th time. So about 3 weeks.


I don't know . . . Kanye's got more money and higher profile than the other dude.  So unless Brad Pitt or George Clooney come around, I can see her sticking with Kanye.
 
2014-01-29 07:48:21 PM  
Please let the ratings be 0! Please let the ratings be 0! Please let the ratings be 0!

/They are just doing this because their ratings have decreased.
 
2014-01-29 07:52:55 PM  

LeroyBourne: I've said it before, about being long dead before we go full Idiocracy.  Well, it's not looking good now.
/and done in one. lol!


Shut up!  Baitin'.

Seriously tho you have way to high of an opinion of society to think we haven't been full Idiocracy since, well ever.  Just click the Florida tag links you'll see what I mean.
 
2014-01-29 08:16:47 PM  
I have to congratulate Kanye on hooking up with Kim. He finally managed to find someone  less talented then he is.
 
2014-01-29 08:48:29 PM  
Bibier needs to get married to Cyrus would be a much better show. We can call it The Disrespectables.
 
2014-01-29 09:00:00 PM  
Lookatmeeeeeee!!!!!
I be an imortant ni**a, bishes.
Bishes be hoes.

Don't be a racist asshole, bro.
 
2014-01-29 09:11:20 PM  

B.L.Z. Bub: WalkingCarpet: LeroyBourne: I've said it before, about being long dead before we go full Idiocracy.  Well, it's not looking good now.
/and done in one. lol!

Reporters cutting off politicians to go to breaking Bieber news, congressmen and senators proudly stating that they're happier that they're in the presence of the Duck Dynasty dude instead of the President, etc., etc.

We're just about there.

Yes, because Congressmen and Senators are obliged to swear allegiance to the President. Go fark yourself. You clearly don't understand the American Constitutional system.

 
2014-01-29 09:12:37 PM  

B.L.Z. Bub: WalkingCarpet: LeroyBourne: I've said it before, about being long dead before we go full Idiocracy.  Well, it's not looking good now.
/and done in one. lol!

Reporters cutting off politicians to go to breaking Bieber news, congressmen and senators proudly stating that they're happier that they're in the presence of the Duck Dynasty dude instead of the President, etc., etc.

We're just about there.

Yes, because Congressmen and Senators are obliged to swear allegiance to the President. Go fark yourself. You clearly don't understand the American Constitutional system.


Let's try this again.

img.fark.net
 
2014-01-29 09:20:38 PM  
The iGeneration.
 
2014-01-29 09:30:11 PM  

WalkingCarpet: B.L.Z. Bub: Yes, because Congressmen and Senators are obliged to swear allegiance to the President. Go fark yourself. You clearly don't understand the American Constitutional system.

Not even close to what I was implying.

Lighten up Francis, sheesh.


Agreed. I hate Obama as much as the next guy  But I get where WC is gong with this.


Of course both sides are guilty of turning the SOTU into a media circus and it should go back to the President simply sending a letter to congress to be read by a clerk like Jefferson did.




The President's State of the Union Address:
Tradition, Function, and Policy Implications
 
2014-01-29 10:15:54 PM  

hasty ambush: WalkingCarpet: B.L.Z. Bub: Yes, because Congressmen and Senators are obliged to swear allegiance to the President. Go fark yourself. You clearly don't understand the American Constitutional system.

Not even close to what I was implying.

Lighten up Francis, sheesh.

Agreed. I hate Obama as much as the next guy  But I get where WC is gong with this.
Of course both sides are guilty of turning the SOTU into a media circus and it should go back to the President simply sending a letter to congress to be read by a clerk like Jefferson did.


The President's State of the Union Address:
Tradition, Function, and Policy Implications

Agreed. I hate Obama as much as the next guy


I don't hate Obama.

/the next guy
 
2014-01-29 10:25:25 PM  
What about the DJing at the reception? Will it be Daft Punk? Or Paris Hilton, out of sympathy?
 
2014-01-30 12:05:07 AM  
I dunno... could be fun!

7films.me.uk
 
2014-01-30 12:40:27 AM  
I like the kid who got decked by Kanye wins $250,000 bucks. I think I need to make up a few tshirts that say "Hey yeezus, Ray J pumped that rump first"
 
2014-01-30 12:51:43 AM  
I have not seen a wedding in 20 years where every second was not filmed by multiple cameras.

jst sayin
 
2014-01-30 01:01:37 AM  

drjekel_mrhyde: Bibier needs to get married to Cyrus would be a much better show. We can call it The Disrespectables Aristocrats.


FTFY
 
2014-01-30 01:06:04 AM  

sheep snorter: What a Kim Kardashian might look like, without makeup:

[i.imgur.com image 229x286]


I miss Merlin even though series 5 was lame.
 
2014-01-30 01:54:04 AM  
I thought the next Hobbit film wasn't due till the end of the year.
 
2014-01-30 03:17:25 AM  

B.L.Z. Bub: WalkingCarpet: LeroyBourne: I've said it before, about being long dead before we go full Idiocracy.  Well, it's not looking good now.
/and done in one. lol!

Reporters cutting off politicians to go to breaking Bieber news, congressmen and senators proudly stating that they're happier that they're in the presence of the Duck Dynasty dude instead of the President, etc., etc.

We're just about there.

Yes, because Congressmen and Senators are obliged to swear allegiance to the President. Go fark yourself. You clearly don't understand the American Constitutional system.


Not what he said, disingenuous prick.
 
2014-01-30 05:11:59 AM  
You guys gotta understand: This is the consolation prize for Kanye.

He lost the Beyonce sweepstakes. To Jay-Z of all people. He'll never live that down. If only Kim could sing, he could maybe pretend, but she doesn't have any talent at all, and that just makes him more hurtful.

He's a man in pain. We should all pity him.
 
2014-01-30 05:15:32 AM  

Ishkur: You guys gotta understand: This is the consolation prize for Kanye.

He lost the Beyonce sweepstakes. To Jay-Z of all people. He'll never live that down. If only Kim could sing, he could maybe pretend, but she doesn't have any talent at all, and that just makes him more hurtful.

He's a man in pain. We should all pity him.


I had no idea he'd ever had a shot at Beyonce.  But then I try to tune him out.
 
2014-01-30 07:10:58 AM  
Schmerd1948: Just tell me when so I can be in Bhutan or Guam or anywhere that doesn't have american T V.Kidneystone replied:They have this switch that turns them off.Don't try to turn up the brightness. It don't work.I knew some wiseass would say that. What you wanna bet that debacle is on every channel, every radio station, every newspaper, and all over the internet.You enjoy it. I'd rather be somewhere else, if that's ok with you.
 
2014-01-30 12:04:13 PM  
I know the site is all about not-news, but it's time to stop linking to articles about them.  It's not even fun to ridicule them anymore.
 
2014-01-30 08:24:29 PM  

Ishkur: You guys gotta understand: This is the consolation prize for Kanye.

He lost the Beyonce sweepstakes. To Jay-Z of all people. He'll never live that down. If only Kim could sing, he could maybe pretend, but she doesn't have any talent at all, and that just makes him more hurtful.

He's a man in pain. We should all pity him.


No, he's a mama's boy who lost his mind when his mommy died from getting the fat sucked out of her gut and a boob reduction.  Pity him?  Aw hell no!  That waste of oxygen needs to go away and take that colossal dim-bulb babby-mama with him.
 
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