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(Toronto Sun)   Toronto Mayor Rob Ford: "I had northing to do with that murder". Well, that should clear that up   (torontosun.com) divider line 92
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2014-01-29 12:43:54 PM
I was wondering if this was going to make Fark.

Considering his history of deny deny deny only to be proven later to be lie lie lie....
what is the over/under on his arrest by the weekend?

The other fun fact, not common knowledge until now, was the guys that beat the hell out of his sisters ex in jail used to be football players on the team he coached...
 
2014-01-29 12:50:07 PM
Later this week: `Look, I'm super-super-duper-sorry I had that gangster whacked - and my sister's ex beaten in prison. I was in a drunken stupor and pretty f**ked up on crack at the time. Cut me some slack, you jackals!'
 
2014-01-29 01:21:40 PM
I'm really excited to see whats next from this up-and-coming politician from the north.
 
2014-01-29 01:21:44 PM
Best Mayor evar!
 
2014-01-29 01:24:23 PM
Maybe he DID have southing to do with it.
 
2014-01-29 01:25:09 PM
Did he actually say "northing?"
 
2014-01-29 01:25:36 PM
I believe that, just like I believe he quit drinking.

Which is to say, not at all.
 
2014-01-29 01:25:41 PM
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2014-01-29 01:25:55 PM
When you have to answer that question.. something has gone horribly wrong..
 
2014-01-29 01:25:55 PM

oldfarthenry: Later this week: `Look, I'm super-super-duper-sorry I had that gangster whacked - and my sister's ex beaten in prison. I was in a drunken stupor and pretty f**ked up on crack at the time. Cut me some slack, you jackals!'


Maybe we just didn't ask him the right question.
 
2014-01-29 01:27:00 PM
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2014-01-29 01:27:44 PM
I half expect him to end up being involved.
 
2014-01-29 01:28:25 PM
"I had northing to do with that murder."


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2014-01-29 01:28:34 PM
Overly specific denial: "I did not have sex with that woman." "I had nothing to do with that murder."

Huh.
 
2014-01-29 01:28:42 PM
Hell. I would vote for him now at this point. At least he's entertaining.
 
2014-01-29 01:30:16 PM

Ghastly: oldfarthenry: Later this week: `Look, I'm super-super-duper-sorry I had that gangster whacked - and my sister's ex beaten in prison. I was in a drunken stupor and pretty f**ked up on crack at the time. Cut me some slack, you jackals!'

Maybe we just didn't ask him the right question.


Hmmm....maybe someone should ask him if his brother had anything to do with it.
 
2014-01-29 01:30:45 PM
I wouldn't have suspected it, but now that he's denied it, I believe it.
 
2014-01-29 01:30:57 PM
They probably just need to ask the question a different way....like when they asked if he was a crackhead, he said "no" because he "only used it once in a drunken stupor."  So they should probably ask the question every way they can think of.
 
2014-01-29 01:31:00 PM
Ford should just quit being mayor and open up a bar or nightclub already. I wanna party with that guy.
 
2014-01-29 01:31:04 PM
I thought the various police investigations on him were wrapping up and we could be expecting an arrest soon?

Or was that just what I wanted to hear?
 
2014-01-29 01:31:50 PM
...at the ACC.

Come one, you guys just aren't asking the right questions. I mean. who hasn't been involved in a gangland execution? The important thing is he's getting healthy and going to the gym. Now watch him leg press 800 pounds.
 
2014-01-29 01:32:54 PM

poxic: Overly specific denial: "I did not have sex with that woman." "I had nothing to do with that murder."

Huh.


Right?  "And, uh, I just want to say I've never liked goats in that way."
 
2014-01-29 01:34:27 PM
He is comedy Gold I tell you GOLD.  Wow I wish this guy was our mayor
 
2014-01-29 01:36:12 PM

Mcavity: When you have to answer that question.. something has gone horribly wrong..


That's kinda the thing though... no one has, at least publicly, and the police have been dismissing any connection all the way along (also publicly)
 
2014-01-29 01:37:03 PM
Rob Ford added "The kid is not my son. The cheque is in the mail and I'm from the government and I'm here to help."
 
2014-01-29 01:37:18 PM
This guy needs to stay in the public eye.  He's far more entertaining than any of the other disgraced politicos who won't go away.
 
2014-01-29 01:37:52 PM
It's amazing how much abuse the human body can take.
 
2014-01-29 01:38:14 PM

Rev.K: I thought the various police investigations on him were wrapping up and we could be expecting an arrest soon?

Or was that just what I wanted to hear?


They're waiting for that elephant trailer to come back from Bob Barker's Critter Rescue to haul him away.
It's going to take a LOT of tranquilizer darts to shoot Robbo off that CN tower, I tell ya!
 
2014-01-29 01:38:34 PM
As a co-worker said to me just today it's like having to say: 'Officer I was only drinking beer, I haven't touched a drop of liquor'.  Even if that is true, the fact that you're even having to utter that sentence means you are pretty much farked
 
2014-01-29 01:40:38 PM

Apos: "I had northing to do with that murder."


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Are we 100%sure  Chris Farley is really dead and not just pulling some sort of Andy Kaufmann-esque performance piece?
 
2014-01-29 01:42:32 PM

Magorn: As a co-worker said to me just today it's like having to say: 'Officer I was only drinking beer, I haven't touched a drop of liquor'.  Even if that is true, the fact that you're even having to utter that sentence means you are pretty much farked



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2014-01-29 01:42:44 PM

grokca: Rob Ford added "The kid is not my son. The cheque is in the mail and I'm from the government and I'm here to help."


only it came out as "The check is in your mouth" and " I won't cum in the mail"
 
2014-01-29 01:42:55 PM
The most important clue: the body was found in A VAN DOWN BY THE RIVER!

/ dun dun dun
 
2014-01-29 01:43:01 PM
Great fun though this all is, it does raise the bigger question of mental health and how to treat people who are in serious denial.  Rob Ford isn't really that different from the old woman with dementia who keeps signing away her cheques to the nice scammers on the phone.  If the family won't step in - who will, and how do you protect them from themselves without trampling their rights?  You can make a clear case that Toronto is suffering, not least because of Ford's drunk driving, but he can't be legally ousted. And he's running again next year. Unbelievable.
 
2014-01-29 01:43:15 PM

Why Would I Read the Article: Did he actually say "northing?"


Probably, that is his out later on, this way he can say he wasn't lying.
 
2014-01-29 01:45:20 PM

Apos: "I had northing to do with that murder."


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I bet he sweats more than a hooker in church when he eats.
 
2014-01-29 01:45:40 PM
National treasure.
 
2014-01-29 01:48:47 PM
"And to my wife, I apologize. All I can say is, I wasn't just having sex. I was making love... to a beautiful woman. And her boyfriend. And a third person whose name I never learned. Furthermore, it was wrong of me to say I was building houses for the underprivileged when I was actually having four-way sex in a cave in Brazil."
 
2014-01-29 01:49:13 PM
I'm not laughing now. This guy has come off as a clown, but seriously getting involved in street level dealings while holding office above the Chief of Police?
 
2014-01-29 01:50:02 PM
Get it right - he actually said, "I had nothing to do with THAT murder".
 
2014-01-29 01:50:13 PM
At least he responded to the questions instead of just ignoring them. Glen Beck should take note.
 
2014-01-29 01:50:45 PM
Helping Canada get street cred one gangsta activity at a time. I hope he records a hip hop campaign song.
 
2014-01-29 01:51:56 PM
this just popped into my twitter:
   Katie Simpson @KatieSimpson24 12m
   Mayor Ford's criminal defense lawyer, Dennis Morris, just walked into Mayor's office.

this rock star is the one called "Hotmail Lawyer"
 
2014-01-29 01:52:14 PM
Straight outta "Ronto straight out da hood.
 
2014-01-29 01:52:54 PM
With THAT murder
 
2014-01-29 01:56:16 PM

tb tibbles: I'm not laughing now. This guy has come off as a clown, but seriously getting involved in street level dealings while holding office above the Chief of Police?


Well I think we know where the sequel to "the Wire " will be shot
 
2014-01-29 01:58:07 PM

poxic: Overly specific denial: "I did not have sex with that woman." "I had nothing to do with that murder."


He's a sneaky one.
When he previously denied the crack usage, for example, he'd say things like "I do not use crack", not "I haven't done crack".

"I am not actively murdering people at this moment while I stand in this conference room."
"There are no outstanding murder contracts out on any of my enemies"
 
2014-01-29 01:58:34 PM

Magorn: Apos: "I had northing to do with that murder."


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Are we 100%sure  Chris Farley is really dead and not just pulling some sort of Andy Kaufmann-esque performance piece?


Now THAT is a frightening thought.

LeroyBourne: Apos: "I had northing to do with that murder."


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I bet he sweats more than a hooker in church when he eats performs any biological function.



FTFY
 
2014-01-29 01:59:18 PM
Etobicoke

Here to buy coke?
 
2014-01-29 02:08:02 PM

mikaloyd: Straight outta "Ronto straight out da hood.


It's all about makin' that GTA
 
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