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(London 24)   He's very rich, but not very smart: Millionaire baffled why wife became 'so aggressive' after he replaced her with younger model. The kicker: he asked her to stay on as his 'housekeeper'   (london24.com) divider line 24
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2014-01-29 02:40:49 PM  
7 votes:
 Honey, we're gonna need to go ahead and move you downstairs into storage B. We have some new people coming in, and we need all the space we can get. So if you could just go ahead and pack up your stuff and move it down there, that would be terrific, OK?
2014-01-29 12:33:04 PM  
7 votes:
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2014-01-29 02:31:18 PM  
6 votes:
That makes sense.  We all know new p***y can't cook.

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2014-01-29 02:28:46 PM  
6 votes:
He probably didn't want her hanging around, even if she did clean some stuff. But he offered her the job anyway, because he's a nice guy and he wanted no hard feelings. Doing favors for women is a real minefield. You never know exactly how they'll react.
2014-01-29 02:41:45 PM  
4 votes:
I would never do this.

My wife is an atrocious housekeeper.
2014-01-29 03:34:01 PM  
3 votes:
Back when I worked for the divorce court, I ran into a guy like this.  He was, let's call it the high end of  upper-middle class, but had a habit of marrying lower-middle class or foreign women, and whenever he got tired of his current wife, he'd start openly dating her replacement, and at some point have them move in with himself and the previous wife.  Sooner or later, the wife would get disgusted and move out.  Whereupon he would run to the court, claim she had abandoned him, and he cold not locate her anywhere.  He'd get to serve her by "publication" (a notice int he newspaper and on the courthouse door)  get his divorce by default and not have to pay her anything, and then marry the next one.

Unfortunately for him, wife no % ran to a lawyer immediately after moving out, and that lawyer was a sharp cookie who did her research and discovered wives 1-4.

Let's just say he could no longer be described a s "upper middle class" anymore whent he judge was through with him.
2014-01-29 12:30:28 PM  
3 votes:
Apparently he spent his money on a pair of brass ones.
2014-01-29 03:57:09 PM  
2 votes:
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2014-01-29 03:18:41 PM  
2 votes:

sandi_fish: 6 million pounds should mean no hard feelings on her part.


Absent pharmaceutical intervention, he's in the same boat.
2014-01-29 01:24:15 PM  
2 votes:

RedPhoenix122: Apparently he spent his money on a pair of brass ones.


It does make sense that he'd ask her to stay on as housekeeper, since he would never be able to get around the house to clean on his own--anchored as he would be by those enormous things.
2014-01-29 12:53:24 PM  
2 votes:
The man is lucky to be alive after pulling something like that.
2014-01-29 12:36:03 PM  
2 votes:
At she knows one thing she was good at.
2014-01-29 12:30:46 PM  
2 votes:
... wow.
2014-01-29 08:16:13 PM  
1 votes:
Holy hell, i made a new Cenobite.  Sorry.
2014-01-29 08:14:34 PM  
1 votes:

Four Horsemen of the Domestic Dispute: [assets.nydailynews.com image 635x803]

About time for "the Donald" to trade-in again.    Right after he runs for NY Governor.  Which he won't.  Just likes the attention,   whore.


/Hey Don,  Bill Mahr was right - you do look like an Orangatang.


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2014-01-29 03:54:11 PM  
1 votes:

Langdon Alger: Honey, we're gonna need to go ahead and move you downstairs into storage B. We have some new people coming in, and we need all the space we can get. So if you could just go ahead and pack up your stuff and move it down there, that would be terrific, OK?


Heh.

So he *FIXED* the glitch.
2014-01-29 03:09:22 PM  
1 votes:

FrancoFile: digitalrain: JonPace: Article says they divorced 5 years ago and he's been letting her live in the house since then

Article says they divorced 5 years ago, but regarded it as "just a piece of paper" and kept carrying on together and both lived in the house. Don't make it sound like he was being all magnanimous.

Do you math much?
They divorced in the 1990s.  That's 14 years ago minimum.


I meant 15. Sigh...the Preview button is my friend. The Preview button is my friend...
2014-01-29 02:32:43 PM  
1 votes:
Bass balls and all, but, I'd still would laugh if she rips them off with her own hands.
2014-01-29 02:32:12 PM  
1 votes:
Frankly, I can't see how he is still alive. Any court with even just one woman on the jury would consider that justifiable homicide.
2014-01-29 02:30:58 PM  
1 votes:
A winnar is he
2014-01-29 02:28:39 PM  
1 votes:
Where's the hero tag?
2014-01-29 01:15:16 PM  
1 votes:
Photo of the millionaire in question:

ts1.mm.bing.net
2014-01-29 12:52:10 PM  
1 votes:
he asked her to stay on as his "housekeeper"


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2014-01-29 12:33:25 PM  
1 votes:
I like where his gene line is headed.
 
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