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(London 24)   He's very rich, but not very smart: Millionaire baffled why wife became 'so aggressive' after he replaced her with younger model. The kicker: he asked her to stay on as his 'housekeeper'   (london24.com) divider line 32
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2014-01-29 12:53:24 PM
6 votes:
The man is lucky to be alive after pulling something like that.
2014-01-29 03:15:51 PM
4 votes:
This guy is clueless and arrogant - and his balls are the size of BBs. Being oblivious isn't courage. He is a piece of shiat, and richly deserves his 6m fleecing.
2014-01-29 02:32:43 PM
4 votes:
Bass balls and all, but, I'd still would laugh if she rips them off with her own hands.
2014-01-29 02:37:19 PM
3 votes:

JonPace: Article says they divorced 5 years ago and he's been letting her live in the house since then


They were married in the 70s.  Presumably, the house was theirs.  He would only be "letting her live in the house" if by "letting her live" you mean "not paying her for her half".
2014-01-29 02:32:12 PM
3 votes:
Frankly, I can't see how he is still alive. Any court with even just one woman on the jury would consider that justifiable homicide.
2014-01-29 03:34:01 PM
2 votes:
Back when I worked for the divorce court, I ran into a guy like this.  He was, let's call it the high end of  upper-middle class, but had a habit of marrying lower-middle class or foreign women, and whenever he got tired of his current wife, he'd start openly dating her replacement, and at some point have them move in with himself and the previous wife.  Sooner or later, the wife would get disgusted and move out.  Whereupon he would run to the court, claim she had abandoned him, and he cold not locate her anywhere.  He'd get to serve her by "publication" (a notice int he newspaper and on the courthouse door)  get his divorce by default and not have to pay her anything, and then marry the next one.

Unfortunately for him, wife no % ran to a lawyer immediately after moving out, and that lawyer was a sharp cookie who did her research and discovered wives 1-4.

Let's just say he could no longer be described a s "upper middle class" anymore whent he judge was through with him.
2014-01-29 03:26:07 PM
2 votes:

digitalrain: Think about it. Millionaire and woman divorce but still choose to stay together. Some years later, he takes up with the younger model, installs her AND her kid in the mansion he shares with his ex-wife / partner.



No doubt the new "younger model" totally loves this 70s crypt keeper rich dude, and is a much improved replacement to the woman who has stayed with him for 40 years. She's not just after the old fool's money and eager for him to die, no sir!
2014-01-29 03:06:50 PM
2 votes:

There's Always A Bloody Ghost: What? I call B.S. on this. If they divorced 5 years ago, why was she still living in the marital home? Did he not want to pay her alimony? Were they still sharing the marital bed? Is this why the first wife got aggressive over the new model? And if the guy gave the first wife 6 million pounds, why doesn't she just take it, shut up and buy a new home and all the trappings to go with it and get a toy boy?


He didn't 'give' her 6mil. She sued him for it and won. Think about it. Millionaire and woman divorce but still choose to stay together. Some years later, he takes up with the younger model, installs her AND her kid in the mansion he shares with his ex-wife / partner. He tells his ex-wife / partner that he doesn't want her to leave, so can't she stay and be some kind of maid for them instead.

I don't know what self respecting woman wouldn't go apeshiat over that.
2014-01-29 03:02:48 PM
2 votes:

JonPace: Article says they divorced 5 years ago and he's been letting her live in the house since then


Article says they divorced 5 years ago, but regarded it as "just a piece of paper" and kept carrying on together and both lived in the house. Don't make it sound like he was being all magnanimous.
2014-01-29 02:43:39 PM
2 votes:

FrancoFile: LeroyBourne: Oh, she'll 'divorce well', as they say.  Unless he was smart enough to have her sign a pre-nup, which I don't think he is.

RTFA.  They divorced over a decade ago, but treated it "like a piece of paper".

That's some weapons-grade stupid on both sides of the equation.


Unless the divorce was part of some scheme to avoid taxes and/or civil liability.

In Mughal India, a few men used to transfer all the wealth to their wives and divorce said wives just before taxes were due.  They then claimed poverty to get out of paying taxes (women weren't taxed, so they were ignored).  Two weeks later, they remarried the same wives.  Akbar had to decree that once you divorce a woman you could never remarry her to stop that.  Oh, did I mention the men were the rich religious leaders?
2014-01-29 02:41:45 PM
2 votes:
I would never do this.

My wife is an atrocious housekeeper.
2014-01-29 01:43:16 PM
2 votes:
Is this site like the Daily Fail, just blatantly making up stories?
2014-01-30 02:13:57 AM
1 votes:

Dallymo: RedPhoenix122: Apparently he spent his money on a pair of brass ones.

It does make sense that he'd ask her to stay on as housekeeper, since he would never be able to get around the house to clean on his own--anchored as he would be by those enormous things.


Those aren't balls.  They're rocks.  In his head.
2014-01-29 04:26:41 PM
1 votes:

Slartibartfaster: Fano: Even worse on these paid links is they seem to stay up for two weeks at a time

They stay longer than that - with no option to comment on them. Yay selectivism.

Couple that with the condescending attitude of the totalfarkers and this site has declined a lot in the last few years.

2014-01-29 04:21:47 PM
1 votes:
Sounds like a very civilized, British arrangement:  They don't hate each other,  but she's not interested in his shriveled carcass anymore, and he wants to be free to roam.  The wife keeps the trains running on time and the house and grounds in order, she knows how he likes things, and he's comfortable with her.  She stays in their house of 30 years, and doesn't have her life disrupted.  Everyone's happy.

Then along comes Tiffany or Mercedes or whatever, and he feels 40 again.  And she ain't no sister-wife -  probably insufferable, because she knows as long as the ex is kinda-still-not, the payday isn't even close.  So she rattles chains 'til the old guy throws a hammer into the well-oiled machine.  Bet my non-existent 15 mill he'll regret it.  He sounds like a naiive, get-along type of chap who's infatuated.
2014-01-29 04:03:36 PM
1 votes:

Fano: meow76: Apparently Black People Not Amused With White People Is The Meme The World Needs.

Even worse on these paid links is they seem to stay up for two weeks at a time


They stay longer than that - with no option to comment on them. Yay selectivism.
Couple that with the condescending attitude of the totalfarkers and this site has declined a lot in the last few years.
2014-01-29 03:57:09 PM
1 votes:
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2014-01-29 03:52:50 PM
1 votes:

jso2897: This guy is clueless and arrogant - and his balls are the size of BBs. Being oblivious isn't courage. He is a piece of shiat, and richly deserves his 6m fleecing.


Yeah, I thought a pair of brass balls was the saying for bravery and courage, not being a douchebag?
2014-01-29 03:48:04 PM
1 votes:

Rwa2play: That's the thing with most millionaires:  Smart enough to make money, NOT smart enough to make lifestyle decisions.


He divorced her - gave her a fair settlement (which she accepted), let her stay in the house, then moved on with his life. Exactly how is he the stupid and/or unfair one ?
2014-01-29 03:34:07 PM
1 votes:
She wants her Vaginamony
2014-01-29 03:33:08 PM
1 votes:

LeroyBourne: Oh, she'll 'divorce well', as they say.  Unless he was smart enough to have her sign a pre-nup, which I don't think he is.


Would also need a post-nup, since they were divorced.
2014-01-29 02:58:42 PM
1 votes:
They had been divorced for ages? I don't understand how she had a case, even if the ex-husband is a total dick.
2014-01-29 02:52:30 PM
1 votes:

mr_larry: JonPace: Article says they divorced 5 years ago and he's been letting her live in the house since then

Who reads articles?


Even better:

FTA: They married in the late 1970s and divorced in the 1990s, but the judge said they treated the divorce as 'just a piece of paper' and carried on living together.

So, divorced for at least 15 years and she's still hanging around? Gee, I guess all that wealth was harder to let go than that guy's increasingly shriveled body, wasn't it? How DARE he decided to spread the wealth to a younger woman, right?

That said, if the divorce happened because he didn't want to end up forking over a huge payout should he find somebody else (hedging his bets, as it were) then he farked up royally.
2014-01-29 02:51:56 PM
1 votes:

Demetrius: Is this site like the Daily Fail, just blatantly making up stories?


Fark.com?  Yeah pretty much
2014-01-29 02:47:47 PM
1 votes:

There's Always A Bloody Ghost: What? I call B.S. on this. If they divorced 5 years ago, why was she still living in the marital home? Did he not want to pay her alimony? Were they still sharing the marital bed? Is this why the first wife got aggressive over the new model? And if the guy gave the first wife 6 million pounds, why doesn't she just take it, shut up and buy a new home and all the trappings to go with it and get a toy boy?


She just got the 6 million pounds.  That was what the case was about.  Grandpa Munster brought in Sasha Grey, and asked Cruella Deville to stay on as the hired help.  She then went to the lawyers and sicced them on her.  And then Lord Fauntleroy just gave her 6 million quid.  She didn't have the money until just now
2014-01-29 02:40:49 PM
1 votes:
 Honey, we're gonna need to go ahead and move you downstairs into storage B. We have some new people coming in, and we need all the space we can get. So if you could just go ahead and pack up your stuff and move it down there, that would be terrific, OK?
2014-01-29 02:35:01 PM
1 votes:

cgraves67: Frankly, I can't see how he is still alive. Any court with even just one woman on the jury would consider that justifiable homicide.


Or that the 2 don't conspire to off him and split the profits....
2014-01-29 02:32:01 PM
1 votes:
Article says they divorced 5 years ago and he's been letting her live in the house since then
2014-01-29 02:28:39 PM
1 votes:
Where's the hero tag?
2014-01-29 01:24:15 PM
1 votes:

RedPhoenix122: Apparently he spent his money on a pair of brass ones.


It does make sense that he'd ask her to stay on as housekeeper, since he would never be able to get around the house to clean on his own--anchored as he would be by those enormous things.
2014-01-29 12:30:46 PM
1 votes:
... wow.
2014-01-29 12:30:28 PM
1 votes:
Apparently he spent his money on a pair of brass ones.
 
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