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(London 24)   He's very rich, but not very smart: Millionaire baffled why wife became 'so aggressive' after he replaced her with younger model. The kicker: he asked her to stay on as his 'housekeeper'   (london24.com) divider line 126
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2014-01-29 05:01:33 PM  

LeroyBourne: Oh, she'll 'divorce well', as they say.  Unless he was smart enough to have her sign a pre-nup, which I don't think he is.


She is already divorced.
 
2014-01-29 05:02:48 PM  
So no pics of the new chick then?
 
2014-01-29 05:18:48 PM  
this sounds like something that should be the new normal. now go make me a sammich
 
2014-01-29 06:02:50 PM  

wambu: This guy kept his ex on as his bookkeeper/office manager and did it in TV as well.


And he was also known for being a huge asshole.
 
2014-01-29 06:14:59 PM  
assets.nydailynews.com

About time for "the Donald" to trade-in again.    Right after he runs for NY Governor.  Which he won't.  Just likes the attention,   whore.


/Hey Don,  Bill Mahr was right - you do look like an Orangatang.
 
2014-01-29 06:17:15 PM  
Guess this guy never heard the expression 'cheaper to keep her'.
 
2014-01-29 06:28:42 PM  
Idiot!  He should have had his wife move into the shed first.
 
2014-01-29 06:34:18 PM  

Revek: At least she knows she is still good for something.


Life support system for a pussy?
 
2014-01-29 06:52:19 PM  

Magorn: Back when I worked for the divorce court, I ran into a guy like this.  He was, let's call it the high end of  upper-middle class, but had a habit of marrying lower-middle class or foreign women, and whenever he got tired of his current wife, he'd start openly dating her replacement, and at some point have them move in with himself and the previous wife.  Sooner or later, the wife would get disgusted and move out.  Whereupon he would run to the court, claim she had abandoned him, and he cold not locate her anywhere.  He'd get to serve her by "publication" (a notice int he newspaper and on the courthouse door)  get his divorce by default and not have to pay her anything, and then marry the next one.

Unfortunately for him, wife no % ran to a lawyer immediately after moving out, and that lawyer was a sharp cookie who did her research and discovered wives 1-4.

Let's just say he could no longer be described a s "upper middle class" anymore whent he judge was through with him.


I can top that.

My dad was called by one of his clients who was worried about her daughter.  Her husband of twenty years  (let's call him Arsehole) was openly dating another woman, the husband had filed for divorce, the daughter (Susan) wasn't in the house and nobody seemed to know where she was, although her signature appeared regularly on the various divorce papers (waiving all rights to any of the marital assets or any support whatsoever), AND Susan had a history of mental problems.

Dad tracked her down.  Hubby was a builder and she was living in a half-finished house with no electricity, minimal furniture, and a leaky roof.  There was water and plumbing.  For food she had a pack of bologna and a loaf of bread.  She told dad her name was now "Usan."  The "S" had disappeared.   Soon the u would disappear and she'd be "San."  Eventually all of the letters would disappear and so would she.

Dad asked her why she was living that way and she said that Arsehole told her she needed to stay there for a while but she wasn't worried because "Arsehole promised that he'd always take care of me."

So Dad called her mom and the judge and they reamed Arsehole six ways from Sunday in the court.  I don't know if his new chickie left him but I hope to hell she did.

The End.
 
2014-01-29 07:16:03 PM  

umad: They were already divorced, so why is she entitled to shiat? Does your roommate get to take half of your assets when they move out in the UK?


Because they were her assets too. Cohabitation is still cohabitation even if you got divorced beforehand - instead of the usual way of marrying afterwards. And you don't know what she brought to the relationship in the way of assets nor do you know what she has been doing since the divorce.

Luckily the case was decided by people who looked into the circumstances in detail - rather than taking the opinion of some random anonymous yahoo on the internet.
 
2014-01-29 07:43:06 PM  
Pshyeah, women. AMIRI GUYS?
 
2014-01-29 07:48:07 PM  

quickdraw: umad: They were already divorced, so why is she entitled to shiat? Does your roommate get to take half of your assets when they move out in the UK?

Because they were her assets too. Cohabitation is still cohabitation even if you got divorced beforehand - instead of the usual way of marrying afterwards. And you don't know what she brought to the relationship in the way of assets nor do you know what she has been doing since the divorce.

Luckily the case was decided by people who looked into the circumstances in detail - rather than taking the opinion of some random anonymous yahoo on the internet.


Why were the assets not split when they were initially divorced? Isn't that the entire point of getting one? I don't understand why any of this was even necessary.
 
2014-01-29 08:01:06 PM  

mr_larry: JonPace: Article says they divorced 5 years ago and he's been letting her live in the house since then

Who reads articles?

What give him the right to decide if she lives there or not.   I would think that would be decsion decided between the two and not just his to make.

 
2014-01-29 08:11:37 PM  

toraque: inglixthemad: FitzShivering: Aggressive?  I'd say he got off lucky.  I'd get murdered if I suggested such a thing.

Hell, I'd get murdered just for suggesting some housekeeping.

/I kid, I'm the messy one

Meh. I've said worse things to my wife.

Most of us here have.  She takes it well.




Well to be fair, FitzShivering's wife....
 
2014-01-29 08:14:34 PM  

Four Horsemen of the Domestic Dispute: [assets.nydailynews.com image 635x803]

About time for "the Donald" to trade-in again.    Right after he runs for NY Governor.  Which he won't.  Just likes the attention,   whore.


/Hey Don,  Bill Mahr was right - you do look like an Orangatang.


i915.photobucket.com
 
2014-01-29 08:16:13 PM  
Holy hell, i made a new Cenobite.  Sorry.
 
2014-01-29 08:20:19 PM  

WhyteRaven74: wambu: This guy kept his ex on as his bookkeeper/office manager and did it in TV as well.

And he was also known for being a huge asshole.


The trade-up wife seemed not as biatchy as I would have expected.
 
2014-01-29 08:33:44 PM  

thamike: Four Horsemen of the Domestic Dispute: [assets.nydailynews.com image 635x803]

About time for "the Donald" to trade-in again.    Right after he runs for NY Governor.  Which he won't.  Just likes the attention,   whore.


/Hey Don,  Bill Mahr was right - you do look like an Orangatang.

[i915.photobucket.com image 385x378]


If ever went to prison, he'd get skullfarked for sure.
 
2014-01-29 09:10:11 PM  
I was ready to lay on some pluto hate, but if the original pair have been divorced since the 90s, then I'm ready to call the older chick a ho who will do anything for the Bennies Darwins.  I'll call the younger one that too, just for good measure.
 
2014-01-29 09:16:22 PM  

SailorDeath: [[i.imgur.com image 560x415]


Is it just me or does anyone else hear a donkey braying whenever they see that photo?
 
2014-01-29 09:50:25 PM  

LeroyBourne: Oh, she'll 'divorce well', as they say.  Unless he was smart enough to have her sign a pre-nup, which I don't think he is.


Didn't read the article, huh?
 
2014-01-29 11:53:03 PM  
I'm guessing he inherited his money.
 
2014-01-30 02:12:26 AM  
Yet more proof that "rich" isn't a synonym with "smart"
 
2014-01-30 02:13:57 AM  

Dallymo: RedPhoenix122: Apparently he spent his money on a pair of brass ones.

It does make sense that he'd ask her to stay on as housekeeper, since he would never be able to get around the house to clean on his own--anchored as he would be by those enormous things.


Those aren't balls.  They're rocks.  In his head.
 
2014-01-30 10:48:03 AM  

inglixthemad: toraque: inglixthemad: FitzShivering: Aggressive?  I'd say he got off lucky.  I'd get murdered if I suggested such a thing.

Hell, I'd get murdered just for suggesting some housekeeping.

/I kid, I'm the messy one

Meh. I've said worse things to my wife.

Most of us here have.  She takes it well.

Well to be fair, FitzShivering's wife....


Damn it, now I know why she keeps saying, "Remember when you said...."  It's not that I'm a blackout alcoholic, it's that you farkers keep saying worse things to her when I'm at work.
 
2014-01-31 12:26:23 AM  

toraque: inglixthemad: FitzShivering: Aggressive?  I'd say he got off lucky.  I'd get murdered if I suggested such a thing.

Hell, I'd get murdered just for suggesting some housekeeping.

/I kid, I'm the messy one

Meh. I've said worse things to my wife.

Most of us here have.  She takes it well.


What...she....waaaAAAAHAHAHA
 
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