If you can read this, either the style sheet didn't load or you have an older browser that doesn't support style sheets. Try clearing your browser cache and refreshing the page.

(London 24)   He's very rich, but not very smart: Millionaire baffled why wife became 'so aggressive' after he replaced her with younger model. The kicker: he asked her to stay on as his 'housekeeper'   (london24.com) divider line 126
    More: Dumbass  
•       •       •

17239 clicks; posted to Main » on 29 Jan 2014 at 2:26 PM (29 weeks ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



126 Comments   (+0 »)
   
View Voting Results: Smartest and Funniest

First | « | 1 | 2 | 3 | » | Last | Show all
 
2014-01-29 12:30:28 PM
Apparently he spent his money on a pair of brass ones.
 
2014-01-29 12:30:46 PM
... wow.
 
2014-01-29 12:33:04 PM
3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2014-01-29 12:33:25 PM
I like where his gene line is headed.
 
2014-01-29 12:36:03 PM
At she knows one thing she was good at.
 
2014-01-29 12:52:10 PM
he asked her to stay on as his "housekeeper"


img401.imageshack.us
 
2014-01-29 12:52:47 PM
www.fitzstuff.info
 
2014-01-29 12:53:24 PM
The man is lucky to be alive after pulling something like that.
 
2014-01-29 12:53:37 PM
Threesome thread
 
2014-01-29 01:15:16 PM
Photo of the millionaire in question:

ts1.mm.bing.net
 
2014-01-29 01:24:15 PM

RedPhoenix122: Apparently he spent his money on a pair of brass ones.


It does make sense that he'd ask her to stay on as housekeeper, since he would never be able to get around the house to clean on his own--anchored as he would be by those enormous things.
 
2014-01-29 01:43:16 PM
Is this site like the Daily Fail, just blatantly making up stories?
 
2014-01-29 02:28:39 PM
Where's the hero tag?
 
2014-01-29 02:28:46 PM
He probably didn't want her hanging around, even if she did clean some stuff. But he offered her the job anyway, because he's a nice guy and he wanted no hard feelings. Doing favors for women is a real minefield. You never know exactly how they'll react.
 
2014-01-29 02:29:08 PM
I like this guy's moxie.
 
2014-01-29 02:30:58 PM
A winnar is he
 
2014-01-29 02:30:58 PM
Taking notes...
 
2014-01-29 02:31:03 PM
Good help is hard to find.
 
2014-01-29 02:31:18 PM
That makes sense.  We all know new p***y can't cook.

encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com
 
2014-01-29 02:31:19 PM
Oh, she'll 'divorce well', as they say.  Unless he was smart enough to have her sign a pre-nup, which I don't think he is.
 
2014-01-29 02:31:36 PM
Apparently Black People Not Amused With White People Is The Meme The World Needs.
 
2014-01-29 02:32:01 PM
Article says they divorced 5 years ago and he's been letting her live in the house since then
 
2014-01-29 02:32:12 PM
Frankly, I can't see how he is still alive. Any court with even just one woman on the jury would consider that justifiable homicide.
 
2014-01-29 02:32:41 PM
How is this guy not smart? He replaced an old, outdated model with a brand new model. Seems pretty smart to me.
 
2014-01-29 02:32:43 PM
Bass balls and all, but, I'd still would laugh if she rips them off with her own hands.
 
2014-01-29 02:32:46 PM

JonPace: Article says they divorced 5 years ago and he's been letting her live in the house since then


Who reads articles?
 
2014-01-29 02:34:50 PM

meow76: Apparently Black People Not Amused With White People Is The Meme The World Needs.


Thank you.
Finally someone else as intelligent as me.
Jeebus stop this buzzfeed nonsense.
 
2014-01-29 02:35:01 PM

cgraves67: Frankly, I can't see how he is still alive. Any court with even just one woman on the jury would consider that justifiable homicide.


Or that the 2 don't conspire to off him and split the profits....
 
2014-01-29 02:35:04 PM
"the man's partner was awarded a payout of more than £6million....the man...was in his 70s, and the partner in her 50s....About five years ago the man met another woman, and ...installed the other woman - and her 12-year-old daughter - into the marital home."


I'll take that kind of payout any day.
 
2014-01-29 02:36:09 PM

LeroyBourne: Oh, she'll 'divorce well', as they say.  Unless he was smart enough to have her sign a pre-nup, which I don't think he is.


RTFA.  They divorced over a decade ago, but treated it "like a piece of paper".

That's some weapons-grade stupid on both sides of the equation.
 
2014-01-29 02:37:19 PM

JonPace: Article says they divorced 5 years ago and he's been letting her live in the house since then


They were married in the 70s.  Presumably, the house was theirs.  He would only be "letting her live in the house" if by "letting her live" you mean "not paying her for her half".
 
2014-01-29 02:37:59 PM
6 million pounds to get rid of old trash? Worth it.
 
2014-01-29 02:40:25 PM
What? I call B.S. on this. If they divorced 5 years ago, why was she still living in the marital home? Did he not want to pay her alimony? Were they still sharing the marital bed? Is this why the first wife got aggressive over the new model? And if the guy gave the first wife 6 million pounds, why doesn't she just take it, shut up and buy a new home and all the trappings to go with it and get a toy boy?
 
2014-01-29 02:40:49 PM
 Honey, we're gonna need to go ahead and move you downstairs into storage B. We have some new people coming in, and we need all the space we can get. So if you could just go ahead and pack up your stuff and move it down there, that would be terrific, OK?
 
2014-01-29 02:41:45 PM
I would never do this.

My wife is an atrocious housekeeper.
 
2014-01-29 02:43:39 PM

FrancoFile: LeroyBourne: Oh, she'll 'divorce well', as they say.  Unless he was smart enough to have her sign a pre-nup, which I don't think he is.

RTFA.  They divorced over a decade ago, but treated it "like a piece of paper".

That's some weapons-grade stupid on both sides of the equation.


Unless the divorce was part of some scheme to avoid taxes and/or civil liability.

In Mughal India, a few men used to transfer all the wealth to their wives and divorce said wives just before taxes were due.  They then claimed poverty to get out of paying taxes (women weren't taxed, so they were ignored).  Two weeks later, they remarried the same wives.  Akbar had to decree that once you divorce a woman you could never remarry her to stop that.  Oh, did I mention the men were the rich religious leaders?
 
2014-01-29 02:43:39 PM

meow76: Apparently Black People Not Amused With White People Is The Meme The World Needs.


Yes... that's exactly what the world needs... more racism.
 
2014-01-29 02:44:41 PM

FrancoFile: LeroyBourne: Oh, she'll 'divorce well', as they say.  Unless he was smart enough to have her sign a pre-nup, which I don't think he is.

RTFA.  They divorced over a decade ago, but treated it "like a piece of paper".

That's some weapons-grade stupid on both sides of the equation.


Meh, I rarely read the whole fa.
 
2014-01-29 02:46:54 PM
Typical. You broads are always getting all worked up over some trivial little thing.
 
2014-01-29 02:47:47 PM

There's Always A Bloody Ghost: What? I call B.S. on this. If they divorced 5 years ago, why was she still living in the marital home? Did he not want to pay her alimony? Were they still sharing the marital bed? Is this why the first wife got aggressive over the new model? And if the guy gave the first wife 6 million pounds, why doesn't she just take it, shut up and buy a new home and all the trappings to go with it and get a toy boy?


She just got the 6 million pounds.  That was what the case was about.  Grandpa Munster brought in Sasha Grey, and asked Cruella Deville to stay on as the hired help.  She then went to the lawyers and sicced them on her.  And then Lord Fauntleroy just gave her 6 million quid.  She didn't have the money until just now
 
2014-01-29 02:48:52 PM
In a case like this I would sound off about things like honour loyalty and respect. But who the hell needs things like that? when you being weighed down by your big brass balls.
 
2014-01-29 02:51:17 PM
I guess she didn't like the sexy maid uniform.
 
2014-01-29 02:51:27 PM

JonPace: Article says they divorced 5 years ago and he's been letting her live in the house since then


It was way more than 5 years ago (TFA says the 90s), but otherwise, exactly.  That's the key here.  She let him (legally) get away already.  It's no the "marital" home anymore---she was essentially staying as a guest.
 
2014-01-29 02:51:56 PM

Demetrius: Is this site like the Daily Fail, just blatantly making up stories?


Fark.com?  Yeah pretty much
 
2014-01-29 02:52:30 PM

mr_larry: JonPace: Article says they divorced 5 years ago and he's been letting her live in the house since then

Who reads articles?


Even better:

FTA: They married in the late 1970s and divorced in the 1990s, but the judge said they treated the divorce as 'just a piece of paper' and carried on living together.

So, divorced for at least 15 years and she's still hanging around? Gee, I guess all that wealth was harder to let go than that guy's increasingly shriveled body, wasn't it? How DARE he decided to spread the wealth to a younger woman, right?

That said, if the divorce happened because he didn't want to end up forking over a huge payout should he find somebody else (hedging his bets, as it were) then he farked up royally.
 
2014-01-29 02:53:38 PM

LeroyBourne: Oh, she'll 'divorce well', as they say.  Unless he was smart enough to have her sign a pre-nup, which I don't think he is.


Pre nups have no real legal force in the UK. Unlikely to have affected the judge's decision in this case if there had been one.
 
2014-01-29 02:54:35 PM
This guy kept his ex on as his bookkeeper/office manager and did it in TV as well.
i.imgur.com
i.imgur.com
 
2014-01-29 02:58:26 PM

There's Always A Bloody Ghost: And if the guy gave the first wife 6 million pounds, why doesn't she just take it, shut up and buy a new home and all the trappings to go with it and get a toy boy?


He didn't iniitally give her anything; she took it to court and the judge awarded her half.
 
2014-01-29 02:58:42 PM
They had been divorced for ages? I don't understand how she had a case, even if the ex-husband is a total dick.
 
2014-01-29 02:59:17 PM

wambu: This guy kept his ex on as his bookkeeper/office manager and did it in TV as well.
[i.imgur.com image 458x600]
[i.imgur.com image 480x360]


And they say there are no heroes left.
 
Displayed 50 of 126 comments

First | « | 1 | 2 | 3 | » | Last | Show all

View Voting Results: Smartest and Funniest


This thread is closed to new comments.

Continue Farking
Submit a Link »






Report