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(Politico)   Politico's SOTU fact check: Yeah, okay, he was "technically" correct on some of these but look at these facts I'm pulling out of nowhere, therefore he's totes wrong and furthermore   (politico.com) divider line 57
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2014-01-29 08:55:07 AM  
Being technically correct is the best kind of correct.
 
2014-01-29 08:55:57 AM  
He's the blah empty suit. Of course he's a liar too.
 
2014-01-29 08:56:44 AM  
I really thought that this time the Republicans would come around. So, you know, imagine my surprise, etc. etc.
 
2014-01-29 08:58:59 AM  
FACT: Politico doesn't understand what a "fact-check" is.

They've nailed passing off partisan nitpicking as commentary though.
 
2014-01-29 09:01:07 AM  
raymondpronk.files.wordpress.com
 
2014-01-29 09:01:46 AM  
It was like that time he called a terrorist act an act of terrorism. Pretty slippery fella, you never know what he's saying!
 
2014-01-29 09:03:01 AM  
What happened to Politico over the years? They used to do real fact checking.
 
2014-01-29 09:03:28 AM  

Epic Fap Session: FACT: Politico doesn't understand what a "fact-check" is.

They've nailed passing off partisan nitpicking as commentary though.


This? This.
 
2014-01-29 09:03:44 AM  

HotWingConspiracy: It was like that time he called a terrorist act an act of terrorism. Pretty slippery fella, you never know what he's saying!


Or it was like the time he called Benghazi a protest
You could keep your health plan
Health care costs would decrease $2500 per family
that he never had Sexual Relations...
 
2014-01-29 09:06:54 AM  

Brick-House: HotWingConspiracy: It was like that time he called a terrorist act an act of terrorism. Pretty slippery fella, you never know what he's saying!

Or it was like the time he called Benghazi a protest
You could keep your health plan
Health care costs would decrease $2500 per family
that he never had Sexual Relations...


Well obviously he had sexual relations. He's got two kids.

Or are you implying they're not his? SashMaliaghazi?!
 
2014-01-29 09:07:29 AM  

Brick-House: [raymondpronk.files.wordpress.com image 544x745]


$7.50? Holy shiat. How much does it really cost to just make shiat up?
 
2014-01-29 09:07:59 AM  

Brick-House: HotWingConspiracy: It was like that time he called a terrorist act an act of terrorism. Pretty slippery fella, you never know what he's saying!

Or it was like the time he called Benghazi a protest
You could keep your health plan
Health care costs would decrease $2500 per family
that he never had Sexual Relations...


Son, you've finally retarded yourself in to oblivion.
 
2014-01-29 09:08:06 AM  

kidgenius: Brick-House: HotWingConspiracy: It was like that time he called a terrorist act an act of terrorism. Pretty slippery fella, you never know what he's saying!

Or it was like the time he called Benghazi a protest
You could keep your health plan
Health care costs would decrease $2500 per family
that he never had Sexual Relations...

Well obviously he had sexual relations. He's got two kids.

Or are you implying they're not his? SashMaliaghazi?!


I saw a thread on Townhall a while back speculating on how transgender Michelle looks.
 
2014-01-29 09:11:45 AM  

Fantasta Potamus: What happened to Politico over the years? They used to do real fact checking.


"He's tell the truth" doesn't attract as many clicks as "OMG THEIR LIES ARE KILLING US!"
 
2014-01-29 09:12:18 AM  

Fantasta Potamus: What happened to Politico over the years? They used to do real fact checking.


There's no money in that.
 
2014-01-29 09:19:15 AM  
I vote Brick-House as the derpest person on Fark,

Do I have a second?
 
2014-01-29 09:21:25 AM  

Heliovdrake: I vote Brick-House as the derpest person on Fark,

Do I have a second?


I'll support the motion of appointing Masonry Edifice to that position!
 
2014-01-29 09:25:34 AM  

kidgenius: Heliovdrake: I vote Brick-House as the derpest person on Fark,

Do I have a second?

I'll support the motion of appointing Masonry Edifice to that position!


The motion is carried, Brick-House is now the Derpest person on Fark.

Collect your Golden Potato on your way out to the Suicide booth.
 
2014-01-29 09:25:49 AM  

kidgenius: Heliovdrake: I vote Brick-House as the derpest person on Fark,

Do I have a second?

I'll support the motion of appointing Masonry Edifice to that position!


I move the motion to a vote. All in favor?
 
2014-01-29 09:26:13 AM  

Heliovdrake: I vote Brick-House as the derpest person on Fark,

Do I have a second?


Yup. I'll second that.
 
2014-01-29 09:28:27 AM  
I am terrible at Roberts rules of order -__-
 
2014-01-29 09:30:53 AM  
Did they really try to fact-check Obama's statement that there are business leaders turning to the US from China? Really?
 
2014-01-29 09:32:11 AM  

Usurper4: Did they really try to fact-check Obama's statement that there are business leaders turning to the US from China? Really?


and that's why I made the headline the way I did. Literally had a "stopped reading there" moment
 
2014-01-29 09:33:15 AM  

SirGeorgeBurkelwitzIII: Heliovdrake: I vote Brick-House as the derpest person on Fark,

Do I have a second?

Yup. I'll second that.


Me three.

And this is the last time I read his derp.
 
2014-01-29 09:38:06 AM  

SirGeorgeBurkelwitzIII: Heliovdrake: I vote Brick-House as the derpest person on Fark,

Do I have a second?

Yup. I'll second that.


Considering I only have 2 people on ignore for just being too damn derpy, He's in the top 2 for me.
 
2014-01-29 09:43:49 AM  

markfara: kidgenius: Brick-House: HotWingConspiracy: It was like that time he called a terrorist act an act of terrorism. Pretty slippery fella, you never know what he's saying!

Or it was like the time he called Benghazi a protest
You could keep your health plan
Health care costs would decrease $2500 per family
that he never had Sexual Relations...

Well obviously he had sexual relations. He's got two kids.

Or are you implying they're not his? SashMaliaghazi?!

I saw a thread on Townhall a while back speculating on how transgender Michelle looks.


I probably still wouldn't say no. Just saying.
 
2014-01-29 09:45:05 AM  

impaler: SirGeorgeBurkelwitzIII: Heliovdrake: I vote Brick-House as the derpest person on Fark,

Do I have a second?

Yup. I'll second that.

Considering I only have 2 people on ignore for just being too damn derpy, He's in the top 2 for me.


Life is too short for some brands of stoopid...
 
2014-01-29 09:47:41 AM  

SirGeorgeBurkelwitzIII: Heliovdrake: I vote Brick-House as the derpest person on Fark,

Do I have a second?

Yup. I'll second that.


Wow. So we've come down to that? I fyou don' agree with someone, or can't offer an response, we just outright  name call?  Are you also going to push him down at recess?

It's peopel like you that make the politcal tabs just such a specail place to be. Don't agree with someone? Mock him!  Mock him!!!!!!
 
2014-01-29 09:51:46 AM  

Heliovdrake: I vote Brick-House as the derpest person on Fark,

Do I have a second?


Not even top 100. Sorry.
 
2014-01-29 09:52:37 AM  

Brick-House: [raymondpronk.files.wordpress.com image 544x745]


LOL. here's a hint, WND, when you have to claim that you're "credible," you're not credible.
 
2014-01-29 09:52:40 AM  

Brick-House: [raymondpronk.files.wordpress.com image 544x745]


lol "a monthly publication of WND.com"

Nice troll job, 76/100
 
2014-01-29 09:52:47 AM  
You guys hurt Danger Mouse's feelings in voting Brick House more derpy than him.  Why can't they all be number one?
 
2014-01-29 09:53:49 AM  

Danger Mouse: It's peopel like you that make the politcal tabs just such a specail place to be. Don't agree with someone? Mock him! Mock him!!!!!!


"Ridicule is the only weapon that can be used against unintelligible propositions. Ideas must be distinct before
reason can act upon them." -- Thomas Jefferson
 
2014-01-29 09:55:26 AM  

somedude210: kidgenius: Heliovdrake: I vote Brick-House as the derpest person on Fark,

Do I have a second?

I'll support the motion of appointing Masonry Edifice to that position!

I move the motion to a vote. All in favor?


Point of order.  Do we have quorum (20 farkers, 6 Alts)?
 
2014-01-29 10:00:14 AM  

Brick-House: [raymondpronk.files.wordpress.com image 544x745]


BWAHAHAHAAAHAHAHAAAA
AAH! HAHAHAAHAHAHHAAAHAAH
HAHAHAAHAAAHAAHAAAAHAAHA!!!eins!!

"Credible. Independent. Fearless...WND.com" <- that is one of the funniest things I have ever read. Yer a funny guy, Bee-aitch.
 
2014-01-29 10:02:51 AM  

Danger Mouse: SirGeorgeBurkelwitzIII: Heliovdrake: I vote Brick-House as the derpest person on Fark,

Do I have a second?

Yup. I'll second that.

Wow. So we've come down to that? I fyou don' agree with someone, or can't offer an response, we just outright  name call?  Are you also going to push him down at recess?

It's peopel like you that make the politcal tabs just such a specail place to be. Don't agree with someone? Mock him!  Mock him!!!!!!


If the ideas are idiotic, then yes, mocking is perfectly acceptable. Present your argument in an intelligible and defensible way, and you might find your ideas are less hilarious. Pull thoughts out of your tochis, and they will be met with the degree that such tochis related material is worthy of.

If you repeat laughable talking points, that are equally untrue as they are laughable, and easily torn down, then you face derision. Because that's all that they are worth.

I am NOT a fan of gun control, nor am I a fan of "hate speech" laws. Gun control is a sad debate, because it is a distractionary tool to keep us from talking about the real issues. I have presented this idea in gun threads, and while folks have taken issue with some of the points, I rarely find folks mocking the crux of the thought process. Likewise, while I have disagreed with folks on "hate speech" I tend to lay a foundation for the thought process that is not tossed out of hand. If someone is getting mocked on Fark, it is often because the crux of the post is laughable. Don't want to get laughed at? Don't say stoopid sh*t. Just like the f*cking playground. Sack up, and play on.
 
2014-01-29 10:05:45 AM  

Pants full of macaroni!!: Danger Mouse: It's peopel like you that make the politcal tabs just such a specail place to be. Don't agree with someone? Mock him! Mock him!!!!!!

"Ridicule is the only weapon that can be used against unintelligible propositions. Ideas must be distinct before
reason can act upon them." -- Thomas Jefferson


-- RAND PAUL
 
2014-01-29 10:14:06 AM  
So if I understand the first few paragraphs before I stopped reading, they said that Obama's statements were true, but people who don't like Obama might think he said something else, so Obama is worse than Hitler and furthermore comma.
 
2014-01-29 10:27:06 AM  

Job Creator: So if I understand the first few paragraphs before I stopped reading, they said that Obama's statements were true, but people who don't like Obama might think he said something else, so Obama is worse than Hitler and furthermore comma.


You forgot such as.
 
2014-01-29 10:34:34 AM  

Muta: Being technically correct is the best kind of correct.


Dammit! Came to say this exact thing. Now I feel so unoriginal.
 
2014-01-29 10:47:05 AM  

Xyphoid: You guys hurt Danger Mouse's feelings in voting Brick House more derpy than him.  Why can't they all be number one?


'Cause the would be Socialism!
 
2014-01-29 10:47:29 AM  

impaler: SirGeorgeBurkelwitzIII: Heliovdrake: I vote Brick-House as the derpest person on Fark,

Do I have a second?

Yup. I'll second that.

Considering I only have 2 people on ignore for just being too damn derpy, He's in the top 2 for me.


Same here.  He's the derpiest person that's not on my ignore list.
 
2014-01-29 10:50:15 AM  
So Politico publishes a rebuttal (actually a better one than any the GOP offered) and is labelling ia a fact check? Ugh.
 
2014-01-29 10:51:55 AM  

hackalope: Xyphoid: You guys hurt Danger Mouse's feelings in voting Brick House more derpy than him.  Why can't they all be number one?

'Cause the would be Socialism!


And to think they blame the left for giving everyone a participation trophy and a pat on the head.
 
2014-01-29 10:56:44 AM  

mrshowrules: somedude210: kidgenius: Heliovdrake: I vote Brick-House as the derpest person on Fark,

Do I have a second?

I'll support the motion of appointing Masonry Edifice to that position!

I move the motion to a vote. All in favor?

Point of order.  Do we have quorum (20 farkers, 6 Alts)?


Why must there be six alts?  Anyway, I vote we put him in the Derp Hall of Fame (I refuse to acknowledge the "derpest person on Fark" as that title could shift from thread to thread far to easily.  A hall of fame for stupid is more flexible, which would be ideal in such a situation).
 
2014-01-29 10:58:44 AM  

friday13: Anyway, I vote we put him in the Derp Hall of Fame (I refuse to acknowledge the "derpest person on Fark" as that title could shift from thread to thread far to easily. A hall of fame for stupid is more flexible, which would be ideal in such a situation).


I would support giving him a Farky Award for Outstanding Achievement in the Field of Derpetology.
 
2014-01-29 11:05:42 AM  

friday13: mrshowrules: somedude210: kidgenius: Heliovdrake: I vote Brick-House as the derpest person on Fark,

Do I have a second?

I'll support the motion of appointing Masonry Edifice to that position!

I move the motion to a vote. All in favor?

Point of order.  Do we have quorum (20 farkers, 6 Alts)?

Why must there be six alts?  Anyway, I vote we put him in the Derp Hall of Fame (I refuse to acknowledge the "derpest person on Fark" as that title could shift from thread to thread far to easily.  A hall of fame for stupid is more flexible, which would be ideal in such a situation).


He's at least 40% troll.  I like my derp like I like my cocaine, uncut and leaving me with a headache.
 
2014-01-29 11:07:36 AM  

Brick-House: [raymondpronk.files.wordpress.com image 544x745]



A person has to be pant-sh*ttingly stupid to use WND as a reference.
 
2014-01-29 11:36:20 AM  

Muta: Being technically correct is the best kind of correct.


done in one
 
2014-01-29 11:45:47 AM  

Pants full of macaroni!!: Danger Mouse: It's peopel like you that make the politcal tabs just such a specail place to be. Don't agree with someone? Mock him! Mock him!!!!!!

"Ridicule is the only weapon that can be used against unintelligible propositions. Ideas must be distinct before reason can act upon them." -- Thomas Jefferson


Good one. I would have gone with: "Do not argue with an idiot they drag you down to their level and beat you with experience."  - Samuel Clemens

But your Jefferson quote is better.
 
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