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(Huffington Post)   In case you missed it, here are some highlights from last night's SOTU   (huffingtonpost.com) divider line 35
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2014-01-29 01:02:03 PM  
9 votes:
i.imgur.com
2014-01-29 10:55:57 AM  
7 votes:
The only highlight you need to know:

img.fark.net
2014-01-29 11:29:51 AM  
5 votes:
Now that I'm done mocking this nineteen year old who has discovered his mom's dog eared copy of Atlas Shrugged, allow me to say this:

Last night was but a taste of your coming subjugation, mammals. Earlier this month, portions of the Grand Reptilian Armada began their maneuvers to place battlecruisers within striking range of Earth. Working with our allies the Freemasons, the Trilateral Commission, ACORN, the Jewish Media, and Colonel Sanders before he went tits up, we have conspired to keep this from you. Soon you shall all know the lash of the FEMA Camp as our puppet leaders Barack Obama and Raul Castro begin a systemic campaign of rounding up the only true threats to reptiloid domination -- scared old white people commenting on newspaper websites and precocious teenagers who are largely ignorant of the world. They tried to warn you, but you cared more about your sportballs and Kardashians. You fools. You utter foolsssssss!
2014-01-29 11:22:27 AM  
5 votes:

DrPainMD: Not only did I miss it, but I don't care to know any of the highlights.


Thank god you're here then.
2014-01-29 11:21:17 AM  
3 votes:

3StratMan: Yep, still headed down the shiatter, I see. And as usual, the FarkLibs are like the Ty D Bol man, each with his own little boat, smiling and waving on the way down. Guess I'll check back again in a month or so, with the hope that it might have gotten better. Obviously hasn't this time.

Yay, government!


Save us!  We are but a flock of sheeple!

You can be our king!
2014-01-29 11:11:42 AM  
3 votes:
Funny, with one simple mouse click the thread becomes so much less stupid.
2014-01-29 11:06:05 AM  
3 votes:
I had a choice last night. I could watch the SOTU, or I could watch one of the various Republican responses to the SOTU, or I could fire up Netflix and watch a couple of episodes of Dexter. I didn't feel like wasting my time watching a sociopath desperately try to convince the world that they are normal and can actually feel compassion towards their fellow human beings, so I decided to watch Dexter instead. I think I made the right choice.
2014-01-29 11:03:54 AM  
3 votes:

3StratMan: Vodka Zombie: 3StratMan: JusticeandIndependence: 3StratMan: Here, I'll save you some time,  In a nutshell: Wants to spend all kinds of money on all these wonderful programs (that never work), even though the country is broke; it's Congress' fault for everything that has gone wrong, or will go wrong; man made climate change is real, because he says so; even though he could have closed GITMO 4 years ago when he had full control of the house AND senate, THIS is the year, for sure, no kidding this time; and pay no attention to those with facts to say otherwise- the ACA is working great! Oh, and we need more government, because the country will never function correctly without it.

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Yay!  The Sheeple Card has been played!

/It's time to wake up, isn't it?

Funny. Even funnier since you FarkLibs play your cards over and over and over and over and over and over....

It's time to grow up, isn't it?


I like you.  You're funny... like a clown.  You can stay and entertain me.
2014-01-29 11:01:36 AM  
3 votes:

3StratMan: Here, I'll save you some time,  In a nutshell: Wants to spend all kinds of money on all these wonderful programs (that never work), even though the country is broke; it's Congress' fault for everything that has gone wrong, or will go wrong; man made climate change is real, because he says so; even though he could have closed GITMO 4 years ago when he had full control of the house AND senate, THIS is the year, for sure, no kidding this time; and pay no attention to those with facts to say otherwise- the ACA is working great! Oh, and we need more government, because the country will never function correctly without it.


You sound........concerned.
2014-01-29 11:01:32 AM  
3 votes:

quiotu: Not watching the video, but the highlights fail without Biden's epic troll grin.  Someone who has it needs to post it up here for the sake of posterity.


i.imgur.com
2014-01-29 10:54:17 AM  
3 votes:

3StratMan: Here, I'll save you some time,  In a nutshell: Wants to spend all kinds of money on all these wonderful programs (that never work), even though the country is broke; it's Congress' fault for everything that has gone wrong, or will go wrong; man made climate change is real, because he says so; even though he could have closed GITMO 4 years ago when he had full control of the house AND senate, THIS is the year, for sure, no kidding this time; and pay no attention to those with facts to say otherwise- the ACA is working great! Oh, and we need more government, because the country will never function correctly without it.


gifrific.com
2014-01-29 12:09:16 PM  
2 votes:

MJMaloney187: 3StratMan: Here, I'll save you some time,  In a nutshell: Wants to spend all kinds of money on all these wonderful programs (that never work), even though the country is broke; it's Congress' fault for everything that has gone wrong, or will go wrong; man made climate change is real, because he says so; even though he could have closed GITMO 4 years ago when he had full control of the house AND senate, THIS is the year, for sure, no kidding this time; and pay no attention to those with facts to say otherwise- the ACA is working great! Oh, and we need more government, because the country will never function correctly without it.

Damn, Hoss, you're getting hammered here.

I wholeheartedly agree with your summation.


Did you make a second account just to back yourself up?
2014-01-29 12:06:50 PM  
2 votes:

Cletus C.: Vodka Zombie: Oh great.  Yet another thread where Cletus pretends not to have learned anything and, therefore, has to have everything explained to him all over again.

Think I'll go make pie or something.

I'd settle for a slice of that pie.


Of course.  You people love your handouts, don't you?
2014-01-29 11:45:49 AM  
2 votes:

3StratMan: Here, I'll save you some time,  In a nutshell: Wants to spend all kinds of money on all these wonderful programs (that never work), even though the country is broke; it's Congress' fault for everything that has gone wrong, or will go wrong; man made climate change is real, because he says so; even though he could have closed GITMO 4 years ago when he had full control of the house AND senate, THIS is the year, for sure, no kidding this time; and pay no attention to those with facts to say otherwise- the ACA is working great! Oh, and we need more government, because the country will never function correctly without it.


I didn't watch it but I can confirm this guy's a douche.
2014-01-29 11:29:23 AM  
2 votes:

3StratMan: Here, I'll save you some time,  In a nutshell: Wants to spend all kinds of money on all these wonderful programs (that never work), even though the country is broke; it's Congress' fault for everything that has gone wrong, or will go wrong; man made climate change is real, because he says so; even though he could have closed GITMO 4 years ago when he had full control of the house AND senate, THIS is the year, for sure, no kidding this time; and pay no attention to those with facts to say otherwise- the ACA is working great! Oh, and we need more government, because the country will never function correctly without it.


img.photobucket.com
2014-01-29 11:23:51 AM  
2 votes:

3StratMan: Here, I'll save you some time,  In a nutshell: Wants to spend all kinds of money on all these wonderful programs (that never work), even though the country is broke; it's Congress' fault for everything that has gone wrong, or will go wrong; man made climate change is real, because he says so; even though he could have closed GITMO 4 years ago when he had full control of the house AND senate, THIS is the year, for sure, no kidding this time; and pay no attention to those with facts to say otherwise- the ACA is working great! Oh, and we need more government, because the country will never function correctly without it.


So you're saying that closing GITMO would have had some kind of magical effect on man made climate change?

What is this new devilry?

Damn Balack HUSSEIN 0nambla (if that even is his real name) and his foul witchcraft. Burn him at the stake, I say.
2014-01-29 11:23:38 AM  
2 votes:
Oh noes big gummint is gonna git me and give essential services to the needy and strategically intervene in the economy to promote fairness and ensure there's lower levels of inequality! Whatever shall I do when SOCIETY FUNCTIONS LIKE IT DAMN WELL SHOULD?
2014-01-29 11:12:26 AM  
2 votes:

mod3072: I had a choice last night. I could watch the SOTU, or I could watch one of the various Republican responses to the SOTU, or I could fire up Netflix and watch a couple of episodes of Dexter. I didn't feel like wasting my time watching a sociopath desperately try to convince the world that they are normal and can actually feel compassion towards their fellow human beings, so I decided to watch Dexter instead. I think I made the right choice.


i1.ytimg.com
2014-01-29 11:04:47 AM  
2 votes:

kidgenius: Vodka Zombie: 3StratMan: JusticeandIndependence: 3StratMan: Here, I'll save you some time,  In a nutshell: Wants to spend all kinds of money on all these wonderful programs (that never work), even though the country is broke; it's Congress' fault for everything that has gone wrong, or will go wrong; man made climate change is real, because he says so; even though he could have closed GITMO 4 years ago when he had full control of the house AND senate, THIS is the year, for sure, no kidding this time; and pay no attention to those with facts to say otherwise- the ACA is working great! Oh, and we need more government, because the country will never function correctly without it.

[gifrific.com image 245x285]

[scontent-a-lga.xx.fbcdn.net image 500x502]

Yay!  The Sheeple Card has been played!

/It's time to wake up, isn't it?

Needs two more times to be said....

I'll start.

SHEEPLE!


STOP IT, YOU FOOL!!! **rruuummbbblllee**

/for those who don't get it
2014-01-29 11:03:07 AM  
2 votes:

3StratMan: Here, I'll save you some time,  In a nutshell: Wants to spend all kinds of money on all these wonderful programs (that never work), even though the country is broke; it's Congress' fault for everything that has gone wrong, or will go wrong; man made climate change is real, because he says so; even though he could have closed GITMO 4 years ago when he had full control of the house AND senate, THIS is the year, for sure, no kidding this time; and pay no attention to those with facts to say otherwise- the ACA is working great! Oh, and we need more government, because the country will never function correctly without it.


Dude, copy/pasting the notes the RNC sent you and trying to pass them off as a post is just lazy.
2014-01-29 10:59:28 AM  
2 votes:

Tax Boy: The only highlight you need to know:

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Do we know WTF that was about? It wasn't even during an applause break, just Joe bein' Joe.

// was that trucker's girl in the audience?
2014-01-29 10:58:30 AM  
2 votes:

3StratMan: JusticeandIndependence: 3StratMan: Here, I'll save you some time,  In a nutshell: Wants to spend all kinds of money on all these wonderful programs (that never work), even though the country is broke; it's Congress' fault for everything that has gone wrong, or will go wrong; man made climate change is real, because he says so; even though he could have closed GITMO 4 years ago when he had full control of the house AND senate, THIS is the year, for sure, no kidding this time; and pay no attention to those with facts to say otherwise- the ACA is working great! Oh, and we need more government, because the country will never function correctly without it.

[gifrific.com image 245x285]

[scontent-a-lga.xx.fbcdn.net image 500x502]


Yay!  The Sheeple Card has been played!

/It's time to wake up, isn't it?
2014-01-29 10:50:30 AM  
2 votes:
Well, at least the Duck Dynasty guy wore a bandana to cover his hair extensions.
2014-01-29 10:39:16 AM  
2 votes:
I wouldn't say I missed it, Bob.
2014-01-29 12:13:29 PM  
1 votes:
Will this amount to anything come election time?

GOP is melting down: The real SOTU story

To work with Republicans Obama would need actual Republican leaders, and instead he's dealing with hundreds of freelance potentates and kooks.
2014-01-29 12:10:23 PM  
1 votes:

MJMaloney187: 3StratMan: Here, I'll save you some time,  In a nutshell: Wants to spend all kinds of money on all these wonderful programs (that never work), even though the country is broke; it's Congress' fault for everything that has gone wrong, or will go wrong; man made climate change is real, because he says so; even though he could have closed GITMO 4 years ago when he had full control of the house AND senate, THIS is the year, for sure, no kidding this time; and pay no attention to those with facts to say otherwise- the ACA is working great! Oh, and we need more government, because the country will never function correctly without it.

Damn, Hoss, you're getting hammered here.

I wholeheartedly agree with your summation.


www.global-changemakers.net
2014-01-29 12:03:26 PM  
1 votes:

Cletus C.: I guess the president couldn't even get Democrats to support him in that case. That's not a good thing.


image.shutterstock.com
2014-01-29 11:51:38 AM  
1 votes:

Almost Everybody Poops: I totally missed it, was it good?


First he was Mean Obama, then Professor Obama, then Stern Father Obama, but rounded it all out with Touching Story Obama and USA Cheerleader Obama.

I give it a 9.5 out of 10 on substance and an 11/10 for ability to send the right wing into a tail-eating frenzy.
2014-01-29 11:32:01 AM  
1 votes:
TL;DW version:

i171.photobucket.com
2014-01-29 11:27:36 AM  
1 votes:
I think someone used the wrong sugar bowl for his Cheerios this morning, if you know what I mean.
2014-01-29 11:25:43 AM  
1 votes:

3StratMan: even though he could have closed GITMO 4 years ago when he had full control of the house AND senate


My Lying Sack Of shiatTM detector just went off.

First off, the President doesn't control congress. You wanted to say "full cooperation."

Secondly, congress voted against that specifically. So he didn't have have cooperation, like you just lied that he did.

In closing, you're a liar.
2014-01-29 11:23:43 AM  
1 votes:
I heard Arizona Senator David Schweikart on NPR this morning on his opinions of the SOTU Address.

He basically said that the Presendent hasn't done anything to work with the Republicans on fixing Obamacare. Those 40+ votes repealing Obamacare wasn't actually about repealing it, but about fixing and adjusting small problems the Republicans have with the ACA, and the President refuses to hear or work woth the Republicans on those issues.

He ignored the fact that they actually were about repealing Obamacare and that when the President actually did try to address the Republicans concerns, they all turned around and voted against fixing the bill.

Schweikart then expressed confusion on why the President then just did an executive action to make those adjustments rather than working with Congress to fix them.
2014-01-29 11:12:24 AM  
1 votes:

srgrobe: Barry mentioned some congressman's pet project, of course.


BARRY! DRINK!
2014-01-29 10:52:22 AM  
1 votes:
Hueslkamp's meltdown on Maddow was pretty much the highlight for me.
2014-01-29 10:52:03 AM  
1 votes:
Here, I'll save you some time,  In a nutshell: Wants to spend all kinds of money on all these wonderful programs (that never work), even though the country is broke; it's Congress' fault for everything that has gone wrong, or will go wrong; man made climate change is real, because he says so; even though he could have closed GITMO 4 years ago when he had full control of the house AND senate, THIS is the year, for sure, no kidding this time; and pay no attention to those with facts to say otherwise- the ACA is working great! Oh, and we need more government, because the country will never function correctly without it.
 
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