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(Huffington Post)   In case you missed it, here are some highlights from last night's SOTU   ( huffingtonpost.com) divider line
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2014-01-29 11:25:43 AM  
4 votes:

3StratMan: even though he could have closed GITMO 4 years ago when he had full control of the house AND senate


My Lying Sack Of shiatTM detector just went off.

First off, the President doesn't control congress. You wanted to say "full cooperation."

Secondly, congress voted against that specifically. So he didn't have have cooperation, like you just lied that he did.

In closing, you're a liar.
2014-01-29 11:23:38 AM  
4 votes:
Oh noes big gummint is gonna git me and give essential services to the needy and strategically intervene in the economy to promote fairness and ensure there's lower levels of inequality! Whatever shall I do when SOCIETY FUNCTIONS LIKE IT DAMN WELL SHOULD?
2014-01-29 11:14:54 AM  
3 votes:

3StratMan: Here, I'll save you some time,  In a nutshell: Wants to spend all kinds of money on all these wonderful programs (that never work), even though the country is broke; it's Congress' fault for everything that has gone wrong, or will go wrong; man made climate change is real, because he says so; even though he could have closed GITMO 4 years ago when he had full control of the house AND senate, THIS is the year, for sure, no kidding this time; and pay no attention to those with facts to say otherwise- the ACA is working great! Oh, and we need more government, because the country will never function correctly without it.


Spin, spin, spin. Your philosophy is dying and you are losing the ability to hoodwink enough people to matter.
2014-01-29 12:29:08 PM  
2 votes:

neversubmit: Will this amount to anything come election time?

GOP is melting down: The real SOTU story

To work with Republicans Obama would need actual Republican leaders, and instead he's dealing with hundreds of freelance potentates and kooks.


And there you have it. There were four Republican responses to the SOTU address. Four.

Obama is successful because he has no opposition. They are a mob, not a unified party anymore.
Sorry Republicans. An organized force will rout a disorganized force every time.
2014-01-29 12:13:29 PM  
2 votes:
Will this amount to anything come election time?

GOP is melting down: The real SOTU story

To work with Republicans Obama would need actual Republican leaders, and instead he's dealing with hundreds of freelance potentates and kooks.
2014-01-29 11:27:51 AM  
2 votes:

Vodka Zombie: 3StratMan: JusticeandIndependence: 3StratMan: Here, I'll save you some time,  In a nutshell: Wants to spend all kinds of money on all these wonderful programs (that never work), even though the country is broke; it's Congress' fault for everything that has gone wrong, or will go wrong; man made climate change is real, because he says so; even though he could have closed GITMO 4 years ago when he had full control of the house AND senate, THIS is the year, for sure, no kidding this time; and pay no attention to those with facts to say otherwise- the ACA is working great! Oh, and we need more government, because the country will never function correctly without it.

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Yay!  The Sheeple Card has been played!

/It's time to wake up, isn't it?


Every notice that its usually the loudest parrots who claim everyone else is a sheeple?
2014-01-29 11:01:36 AM  
2 votes:

3StratMan: Here, I'll save you some time,  In a nutshell: Wants to spend all kinds of money on all these wonderful programs (that never work), even though the country is broke; it's Congress' fault for everything that has gone wrong, or will go wrong; man made climate change is real, because he says so; even though he could have closed GITMO 4 years ago when he had full control of the house AND senate, THIS is the year, for sure, no kidding this time; and pay no attention to those with facts to say otherwise- the ACA is working great! Oh, and we need more government, because the country will never function correctly without it.


You sound........concerned.
2014-01-29 01:02:03 PM  
1 vote:
i.imgur.com
2014-01-29 12:35:23 PM  
1 vote:
I personally would prefer a much more pessemistic SOTU address.  All doom and gloom, spooky, and armageddony.

The GOP official response would likely get derped delayed for about an hour, and probably ring with much less of air of desperation.
2014-01-29 12:08:08 PM  
1 vote:

3StratMan: Here, I'll save you some time,  In a nutshell: Wants to spend all kinds of money on all these wonderful programs (that never work), even though the country is broke; it's Congress' fault for everything that has gone wrong, or will go wrong; man made climate change is real, because he says so; even though he could have closed GITMO 4 years ago when he had full control of the house AND senate, THIS is the year, for sure, no kidding this time; and pay no attention to those with facts to say otherwise- the ACA is working great! Oh, and we need more government, because the country will never function correctly without it.


Damn, Hoss, you're getting hammered here.

I wholeheartedly agree with your summation.
2014-01-29 12:03:41 PM  
1 vote:

Smoking GNU: Vodka Zombie: Hueslkamp's meltdown on Maddow was pretty much the highlight for me.

I'd like a link to that please :)


Here ya go:  http://www.dailykos.com/story/2014/01/29/1273304/-GOP-Congressman-has - Benghazi-Meltdown-on-Maddow
2014-01-29 11:51:38 AM  
1 vote:

Almost Everybody Poops: I totally missed it, was it good?


First he was Mean Obama, then Professor Obama, then Stern Father Obama, but rounded it all out with Touching Story Obama and USA Cheerleader Obama.

I give it a 9.5 out of 10 on substance and an 11/10 for ability to send the right wing into a tail-eating frenzy.
2014-01-29 11:32:01 AM  
1 vote:
TL;DW version:

i171.photobucket.com
2014-01-29 11:31:58 AM  
1 vote:

qorkfiend: quiotu: Not watching the video, but the highlights fail without Biden's epic troll grin.  Someone who has it needs to post it up here for the sake of posterity.

[i.imgur.com image 594x300]


I love the contrast between Biden's over the top grin and Boehner's "This SOTU makes JB a saaaad paaandaaa" face.
2014-01-29 11:29:51 AM  
1 vote:
Now that I'm done mocking this nineteen year old who has discovered his mom's dog eared copy of Atlas Shrugged, allow me to say this:

Last night was but a taste of your coming subjugation, mammals. Earlier this month, portions of the Grand Reptilian Armada began their maneuvers to place battlecruisers within striking range of Earth. Working with our allies the Freemasons, the Trilateral Commission, ACORN, the Jewish Media, and Colonel Sanders before he went tits up, we have conspired to keep this from you. Soon you shall all know the lash of the FEMA Camp as our puppet leaders Barack Obama and Raul Castro begin a systemic campaign of rounding up the only true threats to reptiloid domination -- scared old white people commenting on newspaper websites and precocious teenagers who are largely ignorant of the world. They tried to warn you, but you cared more about your sportballs and Kardashians. You fools. You utter foolsssssss!
2014-01-29 11:29:23 AM  
1 vote:

3StratMan: Here, I'll save you some time,  In a nutshell: Wants to spend all kinds of money on all these wonderful programs (that never work), even though the country is broke; it's Congress' fault for everything that has gone wrong, or will go wrong; man made climate change is real, because he says so; even though he could have closed GITMO 4 years ago when he had full control of the house AND senate, THIS is the year, for sure, no kidding this time; and pay no attention to those with facts to say otherwise- the ACA is working great! Oh, and we need more government, because the country will never function correctly without it.


img.photobucket.com
2014-01-29 11:28:17 AM  
1 vote:

3StratMan: it's Congress' fault for everything that has gone wrong, or will go wrong;


It pretty much is.

man made climate change is real, because he says so;

It is, but not because he says so, jackass.

even though he could have closed GITMO 4 years ago when he had full control of the house AND senate, THIS is the year, for sure, no kidding this time;

He tried.  The GOP scared some Dems out of doing it.

Oh, and we need more government, because the country will never function correctly without it.

Hmm, didn't catch a whole lot of that.
2014-01-29 11:22:12 AM  
1 vote:
Even the right-wing trolls have started phoning it in. Christ, what a sad farking site this is.
2014-01-29 11:16:25 AM  
1 vote:
Yep, still headed down the shiatter, I see. And as usual, the FarkLibs are like the Ty D Bol man, each with his own little boat, smiling and waving on the way down. Guess I'll check back again in a month or so, with the hope that it might have gotten better. Obviously hasn't this time.

Yay, government!
2014-01-29 11:11:42 AM  
1 vote:
Funny, with one simple mouse click the thread becomes so much less stupid.
2014-01-29 11:06:05 AM  
1 vote:
I had a choice last night. I could watch the SOTU, or I could watch one of the various Republican responses to the SOTU, or I could fire up Netflix and watch a couple of episodes of Dexter. I didn't feel like wasting my time watching a sociopath desperately try to convince the world that they are normal and can actually feel compassion towards their fellow human beings, so I decided to watch Dexter instead. I think I made the right choice.
2014-01-29 11:05:46 AM  
1 vote:

TV's Vinnie: 3StratMan: Here, I'll save you some time,  In a nutshell: Wants to spend all kinds of money on all these wonderful programs (that never work), even though the country is broke; it's Congress' fault for everything that has gone wrong, or will go wrong; man made climate change is real, because he says so; even though he could have closed GITMO 4 years ago when he had full control of the house AND senate, THIS is the year, for sure, no kidding this time; and pay no attention to those with facts to say otherwise- the ACA is working great! Oh, and we need more government, because the country will never function correctly without it.

You sound........concerned.


To be fair, that's what he heard between LALALALALAs.
2014-01-29 11:03:54 AM  
1 vote:

3StratMan: Vodka Zombie: 3StratMan: JusticeandIndependence: 3StratMan: Here, I'll save you some time,  In a nutshell: Wants to spend all kinds of money on all these wonderful programs (that never work), even though the country is broke; it's Congress' fault for everything that has gone wrong, or will go wrong; man made climate change is real, because he says so; even though he could have closed GITMO 4 years ago when he had full control of the house AND senate, THIS is the year, for sure, no kidding this time; and pay no attention to those with facts to say otherwise- the ACA is working great! Oh, and we need more government, because the country will never function correctly without it.

[gifrific.com image 245x285]

[scontent-a-lga.xx.fbcdn.net image 500x502]

Yay!  The Sheeple Card has been played!

/It's time to wake up, isn't it?

Funny. Even funnier since you FarkLibs play your cards over and over and over and over and over and over....

It's time to grow up, isn't it?


I like you.  You're funny... like a clown.  You can stay and entertain me.
2014-01-29 11:01:05 AM  
1 vote:

Vodka Zombie: 3StratMan: JusticeandIndependence: 3StratMan: Here, I'll save you some time,  In a nutshell: Wants to spend all kinds of money on all these wonderful programs (that never work), even though the country is broke; it's Congress' fault for everything that has gone wrong, or will go wrong; man made climate change is real, because he says so; even though he could have closed GITMO 4 years ago when he had full control of the house AND senate, THIS is the year, for sure, no kidding this time; and pay no attention to those with facts to say otherwise- the ACA is working great! Oh, and we need more government, because the country will never function correctly without it.

[gifrific.com image 245x285]

[scontent-a-lga.xx.fbcdn.net image 500x502]

Yay!  The Sheeple Card has been played!

/It's time to wake up, isn't it?


Funny. Even funnier since you FarkLibs play your cards over and over and over and over and over and over....

It's time to grow up, isn't it?
2014-01-29 10:59:44 AM  
1 vote:

3StratMan: JusticeandIndependence: 3StratMan: Here, I'll save you some time,  In a nutshell: Wants to spend all kinds of money on all these wonderful programs (that never work), even though the country is broke; it's Congress' fault for everything that has gone wrong, or will go wrong; man made climate change is real, because he says so; even though he could have closed GITMO 4 years ago when he had full control of the house AND senate, THIS is the year, for sure, no kidding this time; and pay no attention to those with facts to say otherwise- the ACA is working great! Oh, and we need more government, because the country will never function correctly without it.

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[scontent-a-lga.xx.fbcdn.net image 500x502]


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2014-01-29 10:59:17 AM  
1 vote:

3StratMan: JusticeandIndependence: 3StratMan: Here, I'll save you some time,  In a nutshell: Wants to spend all kinds of money on all these wonderful programs (that never work), even though the country is broke; it's Congress' fault for everything that has gone wrong, or will go wrong; man made climate change is real, because he says so; even though he could have closed GITMO 4 years ago when he had full control of the house AND senate, THIS is the year, for sure, no kidding this time; and pay no attention to those with facts to say otherwise- the ACA is working great! Oh, and we need more government, because the country will never function correctly without it.

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The world is so big and scary!
2014-01-29 10:55:57 AM  
1 vote:
The only highlight you need to know:

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2014-01-29 10:54:17 AM  
1 vote:

3StratMan: Here, I'll save you some time,  In a nutshell: Wants to spend all kinds of money on all these wonderful programs (that never work), even though the country is broke; it's Congress' fault for everything that has gone wrong, or will go wrong; man made climate change is real, because he says so; even though he could have closed GITMO 4 years ago when he had full control of the house AND senate, THIS is the year, for sure, no kidding this time; and pay no attention to those with facts to say otherwise- the ACA is working great! Oh, and we need more government, because the country will never function correctly without it.


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