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(NYPost)   After the GOP and Tea Party responses to the president's state-of-the-union address came Rep. Michael Grimm's own response, in the form of a threat to throw a reporter off a balcony for asking uncomfortable questions   (nypost.com) divider line 32
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2014-01-29 08:48:45 AM
12 votes:

lordjupiter: "No, no," Grimm says. "You're not man enough, you're not man enough. I'll break you in half. Like a boy."


0_o


Yeah, that sounded more than a little gay. Not normal gay, oh no, not at all. Like "I'm gonna make you squeal like a pig" kind of gay. Like picking a young man up at the bar, taking him back to your place, lubing him up and buttfarking him, then tossing him out on the street naked kind of gay. A sick, twisted, self-loathing thing, where the only way he can get off is by thoroughly humiliating and dominating another man. Because his domineering wife regularly gives it to him hard and dirty with her vibrating Feeldoe Stout, while calling him Little Princess Ariel.
2014-01-29 08:43:31 AM
7 votes:
All Grimm did was threaten to assault and possibly kill someone who asked him something voters have a right to know about.

Why are liberals such big babies?
2014-01-29 10:50:08 AM
5 votes:

LectertheChef: Yeah, that sounded more than a little gay. Not normal gay, oh no, not at all. Like "I'm gonna make you squeal like a pig" kind of gay. Like picking a young man up at the bar, taking him back to your place, lubing him up and buttfarking him, then tossing him out on the street naked kind of gay. A sick, twisted, self-loathing thing, where the only way he can get off is by thoroughly humiliating and dominating another man. Because his domineering wife regularly gives it to him hard and dirty with her vibrating Feeldoe Stout, while calling him Little Princess Ariel.


So, a Staten Island Fairy?
2014-01-29 08:39:51 AM
5 votes:
Maybe the reporter was asking for it. What was he wearing at the time?
2014-01-29 10:36:39 AM
4 votes:

jayhawk88: Grimm said he was on a tight schedule and had previously told NY1 that he was only going to discuss the speech.

See, guys? He was just late getting to a ribbon cutting ceremony at 11:00 in the evening! That's all this was.



Actually, I have it on good authority that Grimm couldn't stay any longer for questions as he had to be to the gym in 26 minutes.
2014-01-29 09:01:13 AM
4 votes:
You have been accused of breaking campaign laws. Your response Congressman?

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2014-01-29 08:54:11 AM
4 votes:
Why are Republicans so obsessed with little boys?
2014-01-29 08:40:45 AM
4 votes:
"No, no," Grimm says. "You're not man enough, you're not man enough. I'll break you in half. Like a boy."


0_o
2014-01-29 01:00:54 PM
3 votes:

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2014-01-29 11:37:17 AM
3 votes:
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2014-01-29 08:50:34 AM
3 votes:
It's clobbering time!

/wrong Grimm
2014-01-29 08:41:35 AM
3 votes:
Reporters have innate physiological properties that prevent unwanted assaults, like woman not getting rape pregnant. The reporter was fine and Grimm knew  it.
2014-01-29 09:58:18 AM
2 votes:

Diogenes: I think he's an arrogant, highly Type A personality who puts on a good facade. But when the facade is breached, he's an out of control animal.


That's the Staten Island I know and love.
2014-01-29 09:05:02 AM
2 votes:
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2014-01-29 08:56:42 AM
2 votes:

Loud_Mouth_Soup: Why are Republicans so obsessed with little boys?


Woman for make baby and fix dinner... Little boy for pleasure.
2014-01-29 08:52:10 AM
2 votes:
"I'm only answering hair related questions."
2014-01-29 08:49:35 AM
2 votes:
Does he have experience breaking boys in half?
2014-01-29 06:49:01 AM
2 votes:
Well, the guy is a Grimm; maybe he saw the reporter volking out?
2014-01-29 05:17:56 PM
1 votes:

Far Cough: purple kool-aid and a jigger of formaldehyde: Why wouldn't you have gotten right in his face? I would moved in just an inch away from him - with out touching him.
"Bring it mother farker. Please. Right here in front of everyone. Break me like a little boy. DO IT!"

Apparently Grimm was already touching him -- he rammed right into his personal space, and he was already pinned against a potentially dangerously short railing by a rather hulking maniac.  You really want to come back at him with that?


Oh yeah I would no problem. But then again I kind of tend to freak the fark out on people that threaten me no matter what size they are.

/oh I been beat up bad
//they would never want to fight me again though
2014-01-29 01:41:12 PM
1 votes:

Jormungandr: After all the story of him assaulting the reporter is more immediately newsworthy than the campaign finance fraud.


Of course, every article about the assault includes a sentence like "Grimm, who is being investigated for campaign finance fraud, got upset when the reporter attempted to get his comments on the campaign finance fraud investigation."

So maybe that wasn't such a good idea.
2014-01-29 01:10:59 PM
1 votes:
Ironically, this would have gone better if the skinny journalist were NOT the one keeping his cool, and had instead responded more appropriately to the situation: "Stop pushing me!  No, don't throw me over the balcony!  I'm sorry, I won't ask you more questions."

But even without that, this still should be a slam dunk for at least an arrest.
2014-01-29 01:08:39 PM
1 votes:

LectertheChef: lordjupiter: "No, no," Grimm says. "You're not man enough, you're not man enough. I'll break you in half. Like a boy."


0_o

Yeah, that sounded more than a little gay. Not normal gay, oh no, not at all. Like "I'm gonna make you squeal like a pig" kind of gay. Like picking a young man up at the bar, taking him back to your place, lubing him up and buttfarking him, then tossing him out on the street naked kind of gay. A sick, twisted, self-loathing thing, where the only way he can get off is by thoroughly humiliating and dominating another man. Because his domineering wife regularly gives it to him hard and dirty with her vibrating Feeldoe Stout, while calling him Little Princess Ariel.


Yes, that's a weird, weird threat.   I read what Diogenes said about him, I wonder if he has any other recollection about having any "vibes".

It reminds me of the time Mike Tyson flipped out in public and started yelling at a guy, "I'm gonna f*ck you 'til you love me!"  Not that I think Mile Tyson is gay, but it's a weird threat.
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2014-01-29 11:30:01 AM
1 votes:

James!: I'll laugh when the Michael Grimm "I'll break you in half" campaign posters go up next year.


They need to use that picture that looks like he just got a UFIA look...

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2014-01-29 11:18:00 AM
1 votes:

mrshowrules: Elements of a threat based on the California Penal Code (not sure how different it would be in DC):

1. A person who willfully threatens to commit a crime which will result in death or great bodily injury to another person.
2. The person who made the threat did so with the specific intent that the statement, made verbally, in writing, or by means of an electronic communication device, is to be taken as a threat.
3. The threatening statement, on its face and under the circumstances in which it was made, was so unequivocal, unconditional, immediate, and specific as to convey to the person threatened a gravity of purpose and an immediate prospect of execution of the threat.
4. The threatening statement caused the other person reasonably to be in sustained fear for his or her own safety or his or her immediate family's safety.


As opposed to the Florida Penal Code:

1)  Walking while black
2)  Purchasing Skittles and iced tea
2014-01-29 09:58:49 AM
1 votes:

poot_rootbeer: He had literally just finished conducting an interview that was audio- and videorecorded.

Why in God's green hell did Grimm didn't consider that his threatening comments afterward could be documented and distributed to the public?


My favorite part is when he glanced at the camera, some small functional part of his brain firing and telling him that he was farking up big here....  and he ignores it because bully is just too strong an impulse for animals like him to resist.
2014-01-29 09:49:39 AM
1 votes:
you know what's funny?  I think that if DC allowed conceal and carry and  stand your ground that this little guy could legitimately claim he was in fear of his life.  Just saying....
2014-01-29 09:38:39 AM
1 votes:
Asking uncomfortable questions in a very uncomfortable place.
2014-01-29 09:28:05 AM
1 votes:
Where does he get off physically threatening a reporter?

I don't mean in the first amendment sense, I mean in the sense of where does he get off physically threatening anyone? He looks more like a weener than ANTHONY WEINER. My mom could break him in half like a Kit-Kat. Which is an analogy that makes way more sense than "like a boy." I don't think you can play the alpha male card when you look like you just came back from your Bar Mitzvah.
2014-01-29 09:22:02 AM
1 votes:
Carl Paladino thinks this guy's an amateur.  Pros don't tell their victims how they'll get it, they just let them know they'll get it.
2014-01-29 08:59:02 AM
1 votes:

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What an angry, bloodthirsty Grimm may look like

2014-01-29 08:50:35 AM
1 votes:
As we all know acting insane is the best way to get the media to stop paying attention to you.
2014-01-29 08:49:10 AM
1 votes:

Chummer45: markfara: All Grimm did was threaten to assault and possibly kill someone who asked him something voters have a right to know about.

Why are liberals such big babies?


Yeah for real.  They should just act like a man and let him avoid the question completely and not demand he be held accountable.


It's 2014.  Reporters are supposed to read press releases as facts.  They don't get paid to ask questions.
 
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