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(Entertainmentwise)   Ashley Benson says she won't do any film nudity that is just gratuitous. Which raises the question, "What other kind is there?"   (entertainmentwise.com) divider line 54
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2014-01-29 08:42:15 AM  
Who?

Also, that's a shame.
 
2014-01-29 08:44:01 AM  
cdn.petkaria.com
 
2014-01-29 08:45:18 AM  
Who?
 
2014-01-29 08:46:20 AM  
So no tip?
 
2014-01-29 08:46:35 AM  
Said she was in Spring Breakers.. I remember the trailer.  Cute young girls robbing banks in bikinis and ski masks.
 
2014-01-29 08:47:28 AM  

hipswiggle: [cdn.petkaria.com image 850x1267]


Is this your bird?

ts4.explicit.bing.net
 
2014-01-29 08:47:41 AM  
As opposed to the artistic kind that enriches lives and guys toes won't bate to.
 
2014-01-29 08:48:16 AM  

PC LOAD LETTER: toes


Totes

Somehow still made sense with Rule 34 and all that.
 
2014-01-29 08:49:34 AM  

ur14me: Who?


Doug Benson's sister?
 
2014-01-29 08:49:47 AM  
So nudity essential to the plot is ok then???

Good, because she seems to be well equiped for those roles.

1.bp.blogspot.com
 
2014-01-29 08:52:02 AM  
she's a complete cutie and was the best looking of the chicks in Spring Breakers imho.
 
2014-01-29 08:57:13 AM  
Want to see. Just tell her it's not gratuitous and the scene is very metaphorical. See if that works.... please?
 
2014-01-29 08:59:14 AM  

StopDaddy: Want to see. Just tell her it's not gratuitous and the scene is very metaphorical. See if that works.... please?


She's blond so you're going to have to use a smaller word than metaphorical .
 
2014-01-29 09:01:52 AM  

BarryTheMasterOfSandwich: Who?

Also, that's a shame.


ditto
 
2014-01-29 09:05:33 AM  
If she'd like to give me some private nudity, I'll agree to it.
 
2014-01-29 09:11:48 AM  
gratuitous |grəˈt(y)oōitəs|
adjective
1 uncalled for; lacking good reason; unwarranted : gratuitous violence.
2 given or done free of charge : solicitors provide a form of gratuitous legal advice.

So if she gets paid, that's ok then?
 
2014-01-29 09:12:27 AM  
...and she just got pulled from the running for three major blockbuster movies coming out in two years.
 
2014-01-29 09:13:16 AM  
Misread the headline and thought it was Anna Benson
www.gambling911.com

/I sound old
 
2014-01-29 09:16:43 AM  

Archie Goodwin: gratuitous |grəˈt(y)oōitəs|
adjective
1 uncalled for; lacking good reason; unwarranted : gratuitous violence.
2 given or done free of charge : solicitors provide a form of gratuitous legal advice.

So if she gets paid, that's ok then?


So you're saying she's a hooker? OK Then... I wonder if $200  will be enough for an hour of her nude time?
 
2014-01-29 09:21:52 AM  
Oh for fark's sake, not another one. Ms. Benson, far better actresses than you have gotten nude on camera. It's no big deal, really. It's not like you're posing for Hustler or something. It's a nude scene. Penelope Cruz, Maggie Gyllenhaal, Helen Mirren, Julianne Moore, Meryl Streep, Angelina Jolie, nearly every adult actress on Game of Thrones, and many others have done nude scenes. Do you really think you're better than Dame Helen Mirren?
 
2014-01-29 09:26:14 AM  
Good.  Does this mean I never have to read about her or see her in anything again ?

Lacey Chabert, Jennifer Love Hewitt and Jessica Alba already have the very hot but mediocre actresses who aren't getting naked gig all locked up.
 
2014-01-29 09:28:52 AM  
Oh, and here's the ever so classy Ashley Benson doing her best Amanda Bynes impression.

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2014-01-29 09:32:50 AM  

LectertheChef: Oh for fark's sake, not another one. Ms. Benson, far better actresses than you have gotten nude on camera. It's no big deal, really. It's not like you're posing for Hustler or something. It's a nude scene. Penelope Cruz, Maggie Gyllenhaal, Helen Mirren, Julianne Moore, Meryl Streep, Angelina Jolie, nearly every adult actress on Game of Thrones, and many others have done nude scenes. Do you really think you're better than Dame Helen Mirren?


While all this may be true, Jennifer Lawrence isn't getting naked on camera any time soon, she is smoking hot, and an incredible actress.

Arguably better than many of the women you have mentioned.

There is no reason for an actress in mainstream film to get naked.
 
2014-01-29 09:36:57 AM  
It doesn't have to be gratuitous. I'm willing to pay for it.
 
2014-01-29 09:39:00 AM  

elvindeath: Lacey Chabert, Jennifer Love Hewitt and Jessica Alba already have the very hot but mediocre actresses who aren't getting naked gig all locked up.


Lacey Chabert, who I have been basically in love with since Lost in Space, is not a mediocre actress.

She is one of the worst actresses I have ever seen in film.
 
2014-01-29 09:40:57 AM  

frepnog: There is no reason for an actress in mainstream film to get naked.



YOU SHUT YOUR LYING MOUTH!!!!!
 
2014-01-29 09:45:10 AM  

frepnog: LectertheChef: Oh for fark's sake, not another one. Ms. Benson, far better actresses than you have gotten nude on camera. It's no big deal, really. It's not like you're posing for Hustler or something. It's a nude scene. Penelope Cruz, Maggie Gyllenhaal, Helen Mirren, Julianne Moore, Meryl Streep, Angelina Jolie, nearly every adult actress on Game of Thrones, and many others have done nude scenes. Do you really think you're better than Dame Helen Mirren?

While all this may be true, Jennifer Lawrence isn't getting naked on camera any time soon, she is smoking hot, and an incredible actress.

Arguably better than many of the women you have mentioned.

There is no reason for an actress in mainstream film to get naked.


So I guess you think there's no reason for a sex scene in a mainstream film.
 
2014-01-29 09:45:32 AM  

give me doughnuts: frepnog: There is no reason for an actress in mainstream film to get naked.


YOU SHUT YOUR LYING MOUTH!!!!!


I didn't say I didn't ENJOY seeing some hot young actress nude.

I said there is no REASON, and there isn't.  I love film.  I would rather watch film than ANYTHING on television - even GOOD television like Breaking Bad (possibly the best show ever).  The truth is however than any nudity in a mainstream film is almost always gratuitous, because they are not going to show real sex.

If they are not going to show real sex, then honestly there is zero reason to get an actress naked.
 
2014-01-29 09:49:06 AM  

LectertheChef: Oh for fark's sake, not another one. Ms. Benson, far better actresses than you have gotten nude on camera. It's no big deal, really. It's not like you're posing for Hustler or something. It's a nude scene. Penelope Cruz, Maggie Gyllenhaal, Helen Mirren, Julianne Moore, Meryl Streep, Angelina Jolie, nearly every adult actress on Game of Thrones, and many others have done nude scenes. Do you really think you're better than Dame Helen Mirren?


I'm convinced Julianne Moore just likes getting it all out on film.

Evidence: The Kids Are Alright. It's a family drama/comedy. The nudity in that film just wasn't even necessary. She can do any project she wants now. The sort of mature audience for it wouldn't have been disappointed in its absense. But she still got 'em out.

And she's always great on film, which means hotness + talent.
 
2014-01-29 09:52:35 AM  

Tyrone Slothrop: So I guess you think there's no reason for a sex scene in a mainstream film.


No.  If they aren't going to show real sex, there isn't.

Why?  Because porn is out there.  There is no reason to show Katherine Heigle in bed pretending to have sex with her bra on.  Sex can be implied, we all know what it looks and sounds like.  If you aren't going to DO it, don't SHOW it.  You don't NEED sex scenes to tell a good story.

Take the film Top Gun for instance.  Yes, yes, 80's cheese but bear with me.

If you clipped out the sex scene, does it change the film AT ALL?  No.
 
2014-01-29 09:54:48 AM  

frepnog: If they are not going to show real sex, then honestly there is zero reason to get an actress naked.



There is an excellent reason: I like looking at them while they are nekkid.
 
2014-01-29 09:55:37 AM  

Tyrone Slothrop: frepnog: LectertheChef: Oh for fark's sake, not another one. Ms. Benson, far better actresses than you have gotten nude on camera. It's no big deal, really. It's not like you're posing for Hustler or something. It's a nude scene. Penelope Cruz, Maggie Gyllenhaal, Helen Mirren, Julianne Moore, Meryl Streep, Angelina Jolie, nearly every adult actress on Game of Thrones, and many others have done nude scenes. Do you really think you're better than Dame Helen Mirren?

While all this may be true, Jennifer Lawrence isn't getting naked on camera any time soon, she is smoking hot, and an incredible actress.

Arguably better than many of the women you have mentioned.

There is no reason for an actress in mainstream film to get naked.

So I guess you think there's no reason for a sex scene in a mainstream film.


Of course not. The sexiest way to show two characters expressing their love for another is to do a quick camera pan towards a window and fade into the next morning.
 
2014-01-29 10:02:23 AM  

browntimmy: Tyrone Slothrop: frepnog: LectertheChef:

Of course not. The sexiest way to show two characters expressing their love for another is to do a quick camera pan towards a window and fade into the next morning.


And here I thought the sexiest way to express love for one another is to blow a load on her face.

give me doughnuts: There is an excellent reason: I like looking at them while they are nekkid.


I like nekkid wimminz too - but I have at my fingertips the ability to find videos of hotter chicks than any mainstream actress doing any sort of nekkid.

So in my film, tell me a good story and leave the gratuitous nudity alone.

Or simply put real sex in mainstream film.  This isn't 1984.  The latest Porky's film is not the only place I can check out some titties.
 
2014-01-29 10:08:11 AM  

frepnog: If you clipped out the sex scene, does it change the film AT ALL?  No.


It would have doubled the gayness of the volleyball scene.
 
2014-01-29 10:08:43 AM  
Is this her way of rationalizing the fact that Hollywood isn't exactly beating down her door to get her into more movies?
 
2014-01-29 10:11:36 AM  

Yanks_RSJ: frepnog: If you clipped out the sex scene, does it change the film AT ALL?  No.

It would have doubled the gayness of the volleyball scene.


not possible.  that scene is one of the gayest things I have ever seen, and I have seen some pretty damn gay porno.
 
2014-01-29 10:13:52 AM  
frepnog:
I like nekkid wimminz too - but I have at my fingertips the ability to find videos of hotter chicks than any mainstream actress doing any sort of nekkid.

So in my film, tell me a good story and leave the gratuitous nudity alone.


On screen violence isn't necessary then either. If they're not really killing people, why show a murder? Just have a character say, "Hey guys, Jim's dead."

Your films sound boring.
 
2014-01-29 10:21:42 AM  

browntimmy: On screen violence isn't necessary then either. If they're not really killing people, why show a murder? Just have a character say, "Hey guys, Jim's dead."

Your films sound boring.


Most films are basically violence in motion and the violence, while faked, is shown.

Heads exploding, you know.

They don't even show CGI penetration in mainstream film.  So what's the point?
 
2014-01-29 10:24:51 AM  
www.dvdizzy.com

Sort of want?
 
2014-01-29 12:14:25 PM  

Tyrone Slothrop: So I guess you think there's no reason for a sex scene in a mainstream film.


Depends on the film.  A courtroom drama does not require it; neither does a war film.  A romance, maybe.
 
2014-01-29 12:29:40 PM  

Galileo's Daughter: A romance, maybe.


MAYBE.  but even then do we need to see people under the covers pretending to hump?
 
2014-01-29 01:47:02 PM  
Kathy Bates nude wasn't gratuitous. It was punishment for the horrible things you've done.
 
2014-01-29 02:50:44 PM  

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Is this your bird?

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Dames. They don't like to be called dames.
 
2014-01-29 02:57:16 PM  
Top Gun had a sex scene?
 
2014-01-29 03:14:16 PM  

Alphax: Top Gun had a sex scene?


www.hermescleveland.com
 
2014-01-29 04:05:22 PM  

Trocadero: Alphax: Top Gun had a sex scene?


Oh my.
 
2014-01-29 08:29:29 PM  
Whoozy Whatson?
 
2014-01-30 12:10:33 AM  

frepnog: There is no reason for an actress in mainstream film to get naked.


This.

I can't think of one nude scene that added anything to the overall plot of the movie. If you want to see tits then watch porn, that's what it's there for.
 
2014-01-30 02:13:21 AM  

ReapTheChaos: frepnog: There is no reason for an actress in mainstream film to get naked.

This.

I can't think of one nude scene that added anything to the overall plot of the movie. If you want to see tits then watch porn, that's what it's there for.


Right! And you know what else? They need to stop all those gratuitous "eating" scenes. I don't need to see people chewing and biting food. It doesn't add anything to the overall plot of the movie.
 
2014-01-30 08:07:45 AM  

ReapTheChaos: frepnog: There is no reason for an actress in mainstream film to get naked.

This.

I can't think of one nude scene that added anything to the overall plot of the movie. If you want to see tits then watch porn, that's what it's there for.


Borat.
 
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