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(Biloxi Sun Herald)   Southern Baptist leaders to host three day sex summit in Nashville. Apparently it will be three straight days of missionaries talking about missionary   (sunherald.com) divider line 18
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2014-01-29 09:49:13 AM  
11 votes:

Sybarite: Should be a profitable if exhausting weekend for Nashville hookers.


There can't be that many male hookers in Nashville, can there?
2014-01-29 10:14:17 AM  
7 votes:
If it weren't for my trusty Sherpa guide, I could have easily died during my sex summit.  Thankfully Lakpa and his faithful burro Clompy were able to drag my near lifeless body off the peaks of Dick Mountain.  I have no idea what happened afterwards as I lost consciousness in our basecamp tent but I still walk with a limp.
2014-01-29 09:47:05 AM  
5 votes:
Should be a profitable if exhausting weekend for Nashville hookers.
2014-01-29 10:51:37 AM  
2 votes:
Q: Why don't Southern Baptists have sex standing up?

A: People might think they're dancing.
2014-01-29 10:51:29 AM  
2 votes:

Urbn: "...redeems sexual desire and sets free people held captive by sin."

Religion really is just about people being afraid of being human isn't it?


That's offensively wrong-minded; religion is really about exploiting people's fears about being human.
2014-01-29 10:42:22 AM  
2 votes:
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2014-01-29 11:56:44 AM  
1 votes:

AbiNormal: BunkoSquad: Sybarite: Should be a profitable if exhausting weekend for Nashville hookers.

There can't be that many male hookers in Nashville, can there?

I've was in Nashville back in the mid 90's and let's just say that you would be surprised at how many strip clubs/whore houses are hidden in among all those churches and businesses.


Ya gotta have sinners iffn ya want a "real" prayer meetin.
2014-01-29 11:14:17 AM  
1 votes:
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* Generator-power upgrade available for Amish customers.

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/anyone else see this ad
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2014-01-29 11:07:49 AM  
1 votes:

fruitloop: Panel topics include discussions on the gospel and homosexuality and the gospel and ministry in a sex-saturated world. The sessions will also focus on how the "gospel shapes a person's sexual identity, redeems sexual desire and sets free people held captive by sin."

What does "gospel" actually mean to Southern Baptists?  I always thought gospel was Matthew, Mark, Luke, and John, and the rest of the book is the Bible.  I don't remember Jesus saying anything about any sexuality in the four books he's in.  Or does gospel mean the whole book to SoBaps?

/can't believe I was lazy and typed SoBaps
//twice


The Gospels are Deuteronomy, Leviticus, and all the sociopathc things said by Paul, the Lord and Savior Messiah.
2014-01-29 11:05:40 AM  
1 votes:
Southern Baptist leaders to host three day sex summit in Nashville.

Day 1: Doooooooooooooo...
Day 2: ...oooooooooooooo...
Day 3: ...oooooooooooooon't.
2014-01-29 11:03:56 AM  
1 votes:

fruitloop: Panel topics include discussions on the gospel and homosexuality and the gospel and ministry in a sex-saturated world. The sessions will also focus on how the "gospel shapes a person's sexual identity, redeems sexual desire and sets free people held captive by sin."

What does "gospel" actually mean to Southern Baptists?  I always thought gospel was Matthew, Mark, Luke, and John, and the rest of the book is the Bible.  I don't remember Jesus saying anything about any sexuality in the four books he's in.  Or does gospel mean the whole book to SoBaps?

/can't believe I was lazy and typed SoBaps
//twice


It means any durned thing we want it to mean -- just like religion in general.
2014-01-29 10:55:59 AM  
1 votes:
Let's get these out of the way

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2014-01-29 10:55:56 AM  
1 votes:

Urbn: "...redeems sexual desire and sets free people held captive by sin."

Religion really is just about people being afraid of being human isn't it?


Nope, religion is about spicing things up by forbidding them. Next time you audit a university religion course (and who among us isn't doing that constantly), keep in mind that whatever a religion most strongly forbids, that is what everybody is rushing home to do right after the coffee and snickerdoodles in Banquet Room 'A'.

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//sexy-nun-looking-at-her-own-rack.png
///sorry to mess with your heads, children of strict churchgoers.
2014-01-29 10:55:52 AM  
1 votes:
The topics will range from pornography, teen sex, homosexuality and how pastors can talk to their congregations about human sexuality.

All at once?
2014-01-29 10:52:44 AM  
1 votes:
"The event's main sessions will be streamed live on the Web"

Baptist Pray-Per-View©.  Best or worst porn evar?

Discuss.
2014-01-29 10:51:39 AM  
1 votes:
I am not sure if I should be out of town that weekend, or go down there with my SO and go at it on the steps of the hotel.

Sybarite - Should be a profitable if exhausting weekend for Nashville hookers.

Yep, they will be busy for sure. Knowing how sexually dysfunctional these old white men are...

Bunkosquad - There can't be that many male hookers in Nashville, can there?

You'd be surprised actually. I mean, there is no mountain, but we are broke and we have no problem laying on our backs...
2014-01-29 10:48:37 AM  
1 votes:
I have a friend who owns a sex shop, who loves it when there is a big religious themed event going on.  Business goes through the roof, because they all go to his shop to buy stuff, without the fear of someone they know seeing their car parked outside the store.
2014-01-29 10:44:59 AM  
1 votes:
"...redeems sexual desire and sets free people held captive by sin."

Religion really is just about people being afraid of being human isn't it?
 
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