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(Biloxi Sun Herald)   Southern Baptist leaders to host three day sex summit in Nashville. Apparently it will be three straight days of missionaries talking about missionary   (sunherald.com) divider line 65
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2014-01-29 12:56:35 PM  

Urbn: "...redeems sexual desire and sets free people held captive by sin."

Religion really is just about people being afraid of being human isn't it?


If you control people's sex lives, you control everything. And that's what religion is all about: control. (And putting money in the pockets of the priests.)
 
2014-01-29 01:01:14 PM  

Nuclear Monk: [3.bp.blogspot.com image 850x549]


Funny, I was about to say the same thing, 'cept I wasn't making a Will Farrell movie reference.
/lol @Christians who think anyone takes their ideas of sex seriously outside of their pathetic echo chambers
 
2014-01-29 01:02:40 PM  
I'll never forget attending a conference in college when I was looking at seminaries to attend. I was immediately shuffled into the "Seminary Wives Institute" wing and spent the better part of the first day trying to explain to people that I was not, in fact, a seminarian's wife, but a real live female who was pursuing a Masters of Divinity. They were so confused.

Anyway, to pass time I sat in on one of the sessions for as-yet-single gals, led by a young, pretty, blonde seminary wife. I don't remember what the topic was, but I remember her delicate southern drawl as she repeatedly said, "My husband LOOOOOOVES sex, y'all. He just loves sex SO MUCH. He can't get enough, I'm telling you. Y'all... He loves sex."
 
2014-01-29 01:04:31 PM  

jso2897: How are people able to convince themselves that an alleged being, who creates universes as a hobby, cares about what some apes on one of the infinite number of worlds he has created do to each other with their genitals?


How are people able to convince themselves that they are the entire point of it all? Sure, we're the apex predator now, but a few thousand years ago we were all happy meals for lions.
 
2014-01-29 01:07:09 PM  

Slaxl: Clemkadidlefark: OdradekRex: Why don't Baptists fark standing up? 'Cause it might lead to dancing.

Southern Baptists are like cats. They raise a lot of hell, but you can't catch them at it ..

Can we glue captions to them?


The oil from the pompadours really screws with the glue. I suggest using a staple gun.
 
2014-01-29 01:08:52 PM  

OooShiny: "The event's main sessions will be streamed live on the Web"

Baptist Pray-Per-View©.  Best or worst porn evar?

Discuss.


Worst. But worth the challenge of tugging off to their boring quaking if you can somehow get footage of it back to them. The feedback loop of masochistic self-repression and sexual freewheeling is bound to cause a few of 'em to pop.
 
2014-01-29 01:17:40 PM  

Ed Grubermann: jso2897: How are people able to convince themselves that an alleged being, who creates universes as a hobby, cares about what some apes on one of the infinite number of worlds he has created do to each other with their genitals?

How are people able to convince themselves that they are the entire point of it all? Sure, we're the apex predator now, but a few thousand years ago we were all happy meals for lions.


Yea, the tigers held out better.
 
2014-01-29 01:30:13 PM  
If I know southern baptists like I think I know southern baptists, there will be more gay sex there than San Fran during pride week.
 
2014-01-29 01:35:57 PM  

jso2897: How are people able to convince themselves that an alleged being, who creates universes as a hobby, cares about what some apes on one of the infinite number of worlds he has created do to each other with their genitals?


The same way people convince themselves there aren't other spiritual beings. It's easy
 
2014-01-29 01:38:46 PM  

Anne.Uumellmahaye: I'll never forget attending a conference in college when I was looking at seminaries to attend. I was immediately shuffled into the "Seminary Wives Institute" wing and spent the better part of the first day trying to explain to people that I was not, in fact, a seminarian's wife, but a real live female who was pursuing a Masters of Divinity. They were so confused.

Anyway, to pass time I sat in on one of the sessions for as-yet-single gals, led by a young, pretty, blonde seminary wife. I don't remember what the topic was, but I remember her delicate southern drawl as she repeatedly said, "My husband LOOOOOOVES sex, y'all. He just loves sex SO MUCH. He can't get enough, I'm telling you. Y'all... He loves sex."


So, he's gay?
 
2014-01-29 01:56:25 PM  

cookiefleck: jso2897: How are people able to convince themselves that an alleged being, who creates universes as a hobby, cares about what some apes on one of the infinite number of worlds he has created do to each other with their genitals?

The same way people convince themselves there aren't other spiritual beings. It's easy


1) WTH do you mean by "spiritual"?

2) WTH is a "spiritual being"? Are we talking about gods, angels and demons here or just other sentient beings that are dumb enough to believe in gods, angels and demons?

3) Really, WTH do you mean?
 
2014-01-29 02:08:23 PM  

ReverendJimBobHammer: cookiefleck: jso2897: How are people able to convince themselves that an alleged being, who creates universes as a hobby, cares about what some apes on one of the infinite number of worlds he has created do to each other with their genitals?

The same way people convince themselves there aren't other spiritual beings. It's easy

1) WTH do you mean by "spiritual"?

2) WTH is a "spiritual being"? Are we talking about gods, angels and demons here or just other sentient beings that are dumb enough to believe in gods, angels and demons?

3) Really, WTH do you mean?


I think what he's getting at is that  we're the idiots for questioning the existence of an omnipotent sky wizard that insists on watching us poop.
 
2014-01-29 03:09:38 PM  
Next will be a symposium on evolution.
 
2014-01-29 05:02:39 PM  

Dr Dreidel: Southern Baptist leaders to host three day sex summit in Nashville.

Day 1: Doooooooooooooo...
Day 2: ...oooooooooooooo...
Day 3: ...oooooooooooooon't.


i60.tinypic.com
 
2014-01-29 09:51:48 PM  
Down Satan!
 
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