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(Maine Morning Sentinel)   It must be the time of the season. Zombees threaten Vermont   (onlinesentinel.com) divider line 26
    More: Scary, primary sector of the economy, Jerry Cantrell, mites, San Francisco State University, bees  
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ZAZ [TotalFark]
2014-01-29 10:11:12 AM  
Beekeeper Anthony Cantrell of Burlington discovered zombie bees in his hive in October, the first time they'd been found in the eastern United States.

America's ecology is finally mobilizing to rid itself of an invasive species, the honey bee.

At first these flies were all, "yuck, these new hive dwellers don't taste like bumblebees." But then they were like, "you get used to the taste and there are 50,000 of them all packed into each all you can eat buffet."
 
2014-01-29 10:24:03 AM  
I see what you did there, subby

/nice
 
2014-01-29 11:05:51 AM  
DOUBLE TAP! DOUBLE TAP! O_O
 
2014-01-29 11:06:36 AM  
Here we come
Buzzin' through the hive
We get the funniest looks from
Every drone alive
Hey, hey, we're the Zombees...
 
2014-01-29 11:08:14 AM  
It's the time
of the sea-ea-son
for Zommmmm-bees !!

Nice submission right there.
 
2014-01-29 11:12:23 AM  
As long as they aren't Rob Zombees:

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2014-01-29 11:12:38 AM  
Zombie bee honey eats you.
 
2014-01-29 11:13:09 AM  

Captain Steroid: DOUBLE TAP! DOUBLE TAP! O_O


yeah, maple trees.
 
2014-01-29 11:19:32 AM  
Criminally underrated group.
 
2014-01-29 11:20:47 AM  
HEY! Who stole my screenplay...
 
2014-01-29 11:33:54 AM  
Still playing, and quite well.

Boy do I wish I had the moolah for this:

"Moody Blues Cruise - Return to the Isle of Wight"

moodiescruise.com
 
2014-01-29 11:35:56 AM  
Meanwhile, some nameless chump at the SyFy Channel steeples their fingers and purrs "Zombie bees. Zombees. Eeeeeexcellent. Get our resident hacks on the line, I want a completed script for Zombee Storm Vs Wereweevil-cano on my desk by 3pm."
 
2014-01-29 11:47:55 AM  
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2014-01-29 11:52:37 AM  

EdgeRunner: Meanwhile, some nameless chump at the SyFy Channel steeples their fingers and purrs "Zombie bees. Zombees. Eeeeeexcellent. Get our resident hacks on the line, I want a completed script for Zombee Storm Vs Wereweevil-cano on my desk by 3pm."


AAAAAAASSSSSSSSSYLLLLLUUUUUUUUUM!

*Shakes fist at the sky.*
 
2014-01-29 11:53:15 AM  
I know flamethrowers are lousy weapons against zombies, but zombees I'm sure won't stand a chance with it.
 
2014-01-29 12:09:55 PM  
So does VT also have a Season of the Witch?
 
2014-01-29 12:27:53 PM  
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Bumble Zombee Tuna
 
2014-01-29 12:31:13 PM  
Hopefully they all go after Peter Shumlin
 
2014-01-29 12:38:55 PM  
These aren't undead bees doomed to roam for eternity. They often die only a few hours after showing symptoms, Hafernik said.

Then they aren't real zombees. They're Rage Virus bees.
 
2014-01-29 01:01:37 PM  

www.teamvalkyrieftw.com



/O-bee-ligatory
 
2014-01-29 02:23:35 PM  
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2014-01-29 02:56:45 PM  
one of the best albums of all time, OF ALL TIME
 
2014-01-29 09:43:22 PM  
Are these the same flies that we are importing to kill fire ants?
 
ZAZ [TotalFark]
2014-01-30 10:53:15 AM  
morg: Are these the same flies that we are importing to kill fire ants?

Same family (Phoridae), different genus. Apocephalus decapitates carpenter ants and large bees. Pseudacteon decapitates fire ants, and some species have been imported for biocontrol.
 
2014-01-30 11:33:35 AM  
Won't someone think of the bees?!?
 
2014-01-30 12:23:12 PM  
Nice, Sub-bee.  Nice!
 
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