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(Tallahassee Democrat)   FARK ready headline: "Fugitive Leads Law Enforcement on Canoe Chase"   (tallahassee.com) divider line 51
    More: Florida, law enforcements, Alachua County, car chase, MCSO, fugitives  
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2014-01-29 12:13:51 AM  
Must be Canadians.
 
2014-01-29 12:17:00 AM  
And Tyler too ?
 
2014-01-29 12:18:08 AM  
What a topical reference! I Fillmore comfortable now with my obsession for presidential trivia.
 
2014-01-29 12:18:13 AM  

Pointy Tail of Satan: Must be Canadians.


ib4.huluim.com
 
2014-01-29 12:20:01 AM  
The suspect was captured after he veered up a well known tributary and lost his means of locomotion
 
2014-01-29 12:21:45 AM  
www.mohicanpress.com
 
2014-01-29 12:28:07 AM  
25.media.tumblr.com


/  hot like turbo boost
 
2014-01-29 12:29:08 AM  
www.zuguide.com

"I want a hard target search. This individual is traveling on a canoe at approximately 3 miles per hour, given the radius and the time, that gives us a search pattern of 3 miles."
 
2014-01-29 12:31:54 AM  
Did they find the little man in it?
 
2014-01-29 12:32:24 AM  
 
2014-01-29 12:33:32 AM  
Was this near Aintry?
 
2014-01-29 12:34:19 AM  

Ow! That was my feelings!: [www.mohicanpress.com image 597x389]


satisfied
 
2014-01-29 12:40:46 AM  
Was he a midget by any chance?
 
2014-01-29 12:46:56 AM  

The case of this man Garrett Eure
Is proof idiocy has no cure.
If cops pursue you
Why use a canoe?!
Such reasoning is terribly poor.

 
2014-01-29 12:48:50 AM  

DarkSoulNoHope: [www.zuguide.com image 219x138]

"I want a hard target search. This individual is traveling on a canoe at approximately 3 miles per hour, given the radius and the time, that gives us a search pattern of 3 miles."


winner winner, chicken dinner...lmao
 
2014-01-29 12:50:30 AM  
former member of the Canadian Navy?
 
2014-01-29 12:51:26 AM  

grimlock1972: former member of the Canadian Navy?


Former?
 
2014-01-29 01:05:48 AM  
3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2014-01-29 01:16:17 AM  
i265.photobucket.com
 
2014-01-29 01:21:15 AM  
i.imgur.com
 
2014-01-29 01:31:38 AM  
I've seen To Catch a Predator on TV: I thought WithLaCoochee was one of the techniques they used to get creepy Farkers people to show up.
 
2014-01-29 01:33:21 AM  
2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2014-01-29 01:53:18 AM  

MaudlinMutantMollusk: The suspect was captured after he veered up a well known tributary and lost his means of locomotion


Niiiiiiice.
 
2014-01-29 02:59:29 AM  
There was a canoe chase in the Adirondacks that ended in a trooper loosing his thumb trying to disarm the other canoeists of his black powder rifle. This was 2007 I think.
 
2014-01-29 03:14:28 AM  
This is not a repeat from the 1600's?
 
2014-01-29 03:16:10 AM  
Of course it was a canoe. Van is a used up man.
 
2014-01-29 06:47:36 AM  

Pointy Tail of Satan: Must be Canadians.


Before I read the Florida tag, I thought it must have been in Manitoba or Saskatchewan.
 
2014-01-29 07:01:35 AM  
Benton Fraser in pursuit, ma'am.

/understood
//thankyoukindly
 
2014-01-29 07:32:21 AM  

Ow! That was my feelings!: [www.mohicanpress.com image 597x389]


Hey, the guy pushing the canoe is wearing a wristwatch....

/Magua is not amused.
 
2014-01-29 07:34:27 AM  

rooftopvoter: There was a canoe chase in the Adirondacks that ended in a trooper loosing his thumb trying to disarm the other canoeists of his black powder rifle. This was 2007 I think.


It wasn't me.

/Often end up in the 'dacks with black powder rifle.
 
2014-01-29 07:45:33 AM  

dittybopper: rooftopvoter: There was a canoe chase in the Adirondacks that ended in a trooper loosing his thumb trying to disarm the other canoeists of his black powder rifle. This was 2007 I think.

It wasn't me.

/Often end up in the 'dacks with black powder rifle.


That was my head line. It went green back then.
something something ... this is not a repeat from 1845, or something.
It's in my profile.
 
2014-01-29 07:47:35 AM  
"Law Enforcement launches hunt for little man in a boat"?
 
2014-01-29 07:48:06 AM  

Pointy Tail of Satan: Must be Canadians.


Was he the Last Saskatchewan Pirate? The Mountie followed from the shoreline because he didn't own a boat.
 
2014-01-29 08:20:04 AM  
evergreenterrace.com.au
 
2014-01-29 08:44:12 AM  
The "Battle of the Withlacoochee" was a major engagement during the Seminole Wars.  The "Battle for the National Championship" was recently fought by Seminoles in California.

/hyuck, yuck
 
2014-01-29 08:51:59 AM  

i36.photobucket.com

 
2014-01-29 08:52:29 AM  
Sigh...men always looking for the little man in the canoe. What else is new?
 
2014-01-29 09:12:17 AM  
I can dig it. Canoe?
 
2014-01-29 09:22:29 AM  

Primitive Screwhead: [i36.photobucket.com image 623x469]


Taste gunwale!
 
2014-01-29 09:23:22 AM  

fusillade762: Pointy Tail of Satan: Must be Canadians.

[ib4.huluim.com image 600x400]


I believe, technically speaking, those are French voyageurs.
 
2014-01-29 09:26:22 AM  

TheVeryDeadIanMartin: Taste gunwale


The greatest aluminum crime fighter!
 
2014-01-29 09:48:15 AM  
I've canoed on the Withlacoochee before which doesn't come anywhere near Madison County, unless they mean the North Withlacoochee which is also known as the Suwanee River which could have made a headline with little musical notes on it.  Either way, I'm pretty sure Withlacoochee is a Seminole word for pretty vagina.
 
2014-01-29 09:50:05 AM  
Ahh, the news in my home town has been going well enough (horribly) for me finally to be Subby. So proud. So sad that it didn't call for a clever headline.
 
2014-01-29 09:55:47 AM  
I grasp the concept of dogs pulling vehicles with humans on board on land, but using dogs on water pulling a canoe is genius.

www.statesymbolsusa.org
 
2014-01-29 09:59:53 AM  

CoysOdie: [3.bp.blogspot.com image 288x217]


25.media.tumblr.com
very close to my first thought.

/Danger Zone!
 
2014-01-29 10:10:08 AM  

vudukungfu: dittybopper: rooftopvoter: There was a canoe chase in the Adirondacks that ended in a trooper loosing his thumb trying to disarm the other canoeists of his black powder rifle. This was 2007 I think.

It wasn't me.

/Often end up in the 'dacks with black powder rifle.

That was my head line. It went green back then.
something something ... this is not a repeat from 1845, or something.
It's in my profile.


How the Holy Hell did I miss that one?

Plus, this is funny:

Oldiron_79       
2008-09-01 06:08:48 PM  
Oh boy, time for the gun pron. I think I have a canidate for biggest muzzle loader. 1/2 scale napoleon civil war cannon, 2.25" pool ball bore.


I've got a 3" bore muzzleloading mortar.  I win.
 
2014-01-29 10:48:45 AM  
They should have doused him in pigs blood and left him to the gators.
 
2014-01-29 10:52:30 AM  

booger42: Benton Fraser in pursuit, ma'am.

/understood
//thankyoukindly


Benton Fraser can paddle my canoe anytime! IfyouknowwhatImeanandIthinkthatyoudo.
 
2014-01-29 11:27:02 AM  
Courtesy David Letterman: Top 10 Canadian complaints about US TV:

10. Whenever they show Niagara Falls, always "happens" to be on U.S. side
9. Not enough exciting canoe chases
8. No Monday night curling
7. Just when we get hooked on "Dweebs" -- poof! It's gone
6. One too many award shows hosted by David Letterman
5. It's really hard to play along with "Jeopardy" after you've drunk a couple dozen Molsons
4. Not a single Canadian featured in O.J. trial
3. "E.R." never about frostbite
2. During "Cheers" reruns, real beer should pour out of the TV
1. Too much Dave, not enough Paul
 
2014-01-29 11:27:29 AM  
Dip, dip and swing them 'round
flashing like silver
Swift as the wild goose flight
Dip, dip and swing....
 
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