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(Daily Mail)   The BBC has said that female children's presenters shouldn't use red lipstick or dress too sexy because, ya know, whores   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 52
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2014-01-28 08:49:53 PM  
I know when I was a young man, coming into my own (PHRASING), an adult woman's lipstick was the first thing I noticed. I then noticed the color balance between their hair and their roots. Lastly, THEIR BIG BOOBIES THAT ARE ALWAYS BOBBLING OUT OF THEIR TOP THAT IS THE NORM ON THE BBC.
 
2014-01-28 08:59:59 PM  
I don't think I've ever been as firm as I was as a toddler encountering Eartha Kitt as Catwoman.  She might have been wearing red lipstick but I wouldn't know as we had a black and white television.

My Pampers tented and ripped.
 
2014-01-28 09:07:00 PM  
I miss my kids being little because it meant Nina from the Good Night Show on Sprout.

Which indeed it did.

www.nbcumv.com
 
2014-01-28 09:15:45 PM  
With the way things are at the BBC lately, It sounds like they just want the presenters to all look like young boys.


i2.dailyrecord.co.uk
 
2014-01-28 09:15:54 PM  
Xuxa is the only kids show I ever liked.
 
2014-01-28 10:42:01 PM  
Given the nature of the adults at the Beeb this policy is merely pragmatic.
 
2014-01-28 10:57:35 PM  
I'm really not worried about the kids. I'm more worried about the adults.
 
2014-01-28 11:06:35 PM  
www.youfun.myewebsite.com
 
2014-01-28 11:08:10 PM  
Humans without makeup look like crap on the TV.  Is the BBC's goal to terrify small children?
 
2014-01-28 11:10:19 PM  
The BBC doesn't know a thing about how a young child should look.
cynicalreview.files.wordpress.com

Here you go, BBC. YOU'RE WELCOME.
 
2014-01-28 11:14:44 PM  

Atomic Spunk: The BBC doesn't know a thing about how a young child should look.


Here you go, BBC. YOU'RE WELCOME.


What kind of strange midget humonculous is that?
 
2014-01-28 11:23:20 PM  
So the BBC thinks it's inappropriate to tart it up for young girls.

Finding it hard to think of a compelling counter-argument.
 
2014-01-28 11:41:58 PM  
Silly BBC. It is thanks to your children's tv broadcasting I have had a 25 year crush on Phillipa Forrester
 
2014-01-28 11:42:18 PM  
i1.ytimg.com

/Carole was a dirty, dirty girl
 
2014-01-28 11:49:43 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: With the way things are at the BBC lately, It sounds like they just want the presenters to all look like young boys.

[i2.dailyrecord.co.uk image 615x409]


Came for... well, you know what I mean. So I guess I'll have to change tack a bit.

i.mommyish.com
 
2014-01-28 11:54:43 PM  
I miss Jolly Farm Revue:

i.imgur.com
 
2014-01-29 12:06:53 AM  
www.xuxa-usa.com
 
2014-01-29 12:19:52 AM  

FirstNationalBastard: With the way things are at the BBC lately, It sounds like they just want the presenters to all look like young boys.


Yeah clearly the BBC has children's best interests at heart.
 
2014-01-29 12:40:05 AM  

FirstNationalBastard: With the way things are at the BBC lately, It sounds like they just want the presenters to all look like young boys.


[i2.dailyrecord.co.uk image 615x409]


He was into young girls.  Almost exclusively.  I suspect the boys he assaulted were either due to boredom or confusion.
 
2014-01-29 12:58:21 AM  
i.imgur.com
 
2014-01-29 01:16:49 AM  
 
2014-01-29 01:19:22 AM  
The new crop of mail order brides is coming along nicely!
 
2014-01-29 01:21:17 AM  

cretinbob: [www.xuxa-usa.com image 225x340]


Yes. Came here to mention Xuxa. I used to get all sorts of new feelings in my lower half when I stumbled on her show. My Spanish is pretty limited, but it didn't matter.

Also, the Russians have had similar kids' show hosts:
http://thechive.com/2011/04/13/what-the-word-for-inappropriate-in-ru ss ian-video/

Probably NSFW
 
2014-01-29 01:33:20 AM  
And I have to admit, I kinda had a thing for Alyson Court when she played Loonette. It was the only time I was ever attracted to a clown.

kidomo.com

Perhaps I could sense she was super-cute under the clown makeup.

thegamingliberty.com

Or maybe it was my fetish for striped leggings...

i2.ytimg.com

Or maybe I'm just a sick, clown-farking bastard. I dunno.
 
2014-01-29 01:35:10 AM  
Xuxa!!
 
2014-01-29 02:28:00 AM  
Dammit, I'll be in my bunk, clownfapping.
 
2014-01-29 02:32:36 AM  

Gordon Bennett: Meanwhile in Russia

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o7kY1Cr_4Ys


That song made my ears bleed. And not in the good way.
 
2014-01-29 02:36:41 AM  
The BBC shows a rather low acceptability tolerance of only .45 LBB* per UFA¤.

*Little Boy Boner
¤Unit of Female Attractiveness (Imperial)
 
2014-01-29 02:53:41 AM  

Gordon Bennett: Meanwhile in Russia

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o7kY1Cr_4Ys


Dammit. You beat me to it.
 
2014-01-29 03:15:05 AM  

ZeroCorpse: cretinbob: [www.xuxa-usa.com image 225x340]

Yes. Came here to mention Xuxa. I used to get all sorts of new feelings in my lower half when I stumbled on her show. My Spanish is pretty limited, but it didn't matter.

Also, the Russians have had similar kids' show hosts:
http://thechive.com/2011/04/13/what-the-word-for-inappropriate-in-ru ss ian-video/

Probably NSFW


I came for her, too.  Several times...
 
2014-01-29 05:11:19 AM  
Xuxa  was little MagSeven boner fuel as well. I had no farking idea what I was watching. Just knew I felt good watching it.
/Hello! Hello! Hello!
 
2014-01-29 05:59:01 AM  

Atomic Spunk: The BBC doesn't know a thing about how a young child should look.
[cynicalreview.files.wordpress.com image 263x400]

Here you go, BBC. YOU'RE WELCOME.


cdn.smosh.com
 
2014-01-29 06:03:42 AM  

cretinbob: [www.xuxa-usa.com image 225x340]


www.williambrucewest.com
Somebody better hose me down.
 
2014-01-29 06:04:04 AM  

Ed Grubermann: Atomic Spunk: The BBC doesn't know a thing about how a young child should look.
[cynicalreview.files.wordpress.com image 263x400]

Here you go, BBC. YOU'RE WELCOME.

[cdn.smosh.com image 240x181]


th02.deviantart.net
 
2014-01-29 06:31:10 AM  
No similar limitations for male presenters?
 
2014-01-29 06:36:11 AM  

Ed Grubermann: cretinbob: [www.xuxa-usa.com image 225x340]

[www.williambrucewest.com image 716x1026]
Somebody better hose me down.


I see xuxa has been covered
 
2014-01-29 07:20:24 AM  

ZeroCorpse: And I have to admit, I kinda had a thing for Alyson Court when she played Loonette. It was the only time I was ever attracted to a clown.

[kidomo.com image 400x602]

Perhaps I could sense she was super-cute under the clown makeup.

[thegamingliberty.com image 470x298]

Or maybe it was my fetish for striped leggings...

[i2.ytimg.com image 480x360]

Or maybe I'm just a sick, clown-farking bastard. I dunno.


...that first pic is not Alyson Court. That's her replacement.
 
2014-01-29 07:29:59 AM  

vaginacon.com

WHORES!



/AHS: Coven Finale tonight at 9 PM EST on Fx
 
2014-01-29 07:37:14 AM  

ZeroCorpse: cretinbob: [www.xuxa-usa.com image 225x340]

Yes. Came here to mention Xuxa. I used to get all sorts of new feelings in my lower half when I stumbled on her show. My Spanish is pretty limited, but it didn't matter.

Also, the Russians have had similar kids' show hosts:
http://thechive.com/2011/04/13/what-the-word-for-inappropriate-in-ru ss ian-video/

Probably NSFW


Russian you say? What's her name on Met-Art?

/site full of Russian/Ukrainian "art" nude models. NSFW if you decide to check it out.
 
2014-01-29 07:39:50 AM  

Marcus Aurelius: [i.imgur.com image 352x207]


Great to see the 9yr olds joining in the discussion.
 
2014-01-29 09:19:19 AM  
Teleboobies?

media.tumblr.com
 
2014-01-29 09:22:37 AM  

Gulper Eel: I miss my kids being little because it meant Nina from the Good Night Show on Sprout.

Which indeed it did.

[www.nbcumv.com image 450x300]


yeah, my son (now 4) used to watch that all the time! she's cute. for some reason i always had a thing for that clown girl on the big comfy couch. i was far too old to be watching that show...i must've had a cousin or niece or someone like that around to have found it in the first place
 
2014-01-29 09:23:28 AM  

dillenger69: Xuxa is the only kids show I ever liked.


xuxa was my first thought with the "whores" in the headline...she wasn't a "whore", but wasn't she an adult film star, or something like that?
 
2014-01-29 09:25:38 AM  

ZeroCorpse: And I have to admit, I kinda had a thing for Alyson Court when she played Loonette. It was the only time I was ever attracted to a clown.

[kidomo.com image 400x602]

Perhaps I could sense she was super-cute under the clown makeup.

[thegamingliberty.com image 470x298]

Or maybe it was my fetish for striped leggings...

[i2.ytimg.com image 480x360]

Or maybe I'm just a sick, clown-farking bastard. I dunno.


yeah, that's who i meant :) i should've read all the comments before posting
 
2014-01-29 09:50:52 AM  

ZeroCorpse: And I have to admit, I kinda had a thing for Alyson Court when she played Loonette. It was the only time I was ever attracted to a clown.

[kidomo.com image 400x602]

Perhaps I could sense she was super-cute under the clown makeup.

[thegamingliberty.com image 470x298]

Or maybe it was my fetish for striped leggings...

[i2.ytimg.com image 480x360]

Or maybe I'm just a sick, clown-farking bastard. I dunno.


She's a total cutie, I'll say that much. She is also the voice of Claire Redfield in all of the Resident Evil games and the animated film.
 
2014-01-29 12:30:37 PM  

ZeroCorpse: And I have to admit, I kinda had a thing for Alyson Court when she played Loonette. It was the only time I was ever attracted to a clown.

[kidomo.com image 400x602]

Perhaps I could sense she was super-cute under the clown makeup.

[thegamingliberty.com image 470x298]

Or maybe it was my fetish for striped leggings...

[i2.ytimg.com image 480x360]

Or maybe I'm just a sick, clown-farking bastard. I dunno.


NSFW to your taste, I suspect. You'll be in your tickle trunk.
 
2014-01-29 01:32:26 PM  
So the standard Wednesday BBC bashing article from the Daily Fail?

Either it's "ZOMG BBC BANS SEXY CHILDRENS TV PRESENTERS" or "BBC CHILDRENS PRESENTORS DRESS LIKE SLUTS"

Yes the caps lock is needed as that's the standard of "journalism" the Daily Fail. It was set up 100 years ago to be a pro-Empire anti-foreigner rag and hates the BBC with a passion that makes Fox's hatred of CNN seem like a polite disagreement.
 
2014-01-29 02:01:50 PM  

ZeroCorpse: And I have to admit, I kinda had a thing for Alyson Court when she played Loonette. It was the only time I was ever attracted to a clown.

[kidomo.com image 400x602]

Perhaps I could sense she was super-cute under the clown makeup.

[thegamingliberty.com image 470x298]

Or maybe it was my fetish for striped leggings...

[i2.ytimg.com image 480x360]

Or maybe I'm just a sick, clown-farking bastard. I dunno.


Relevant:
watikalemon.com
 
2014-01-29 05:22:04 PM  
The BBC also had this thing in the late 40's where people were not allowed to work in darkened rooms using only desk lamps, since it led to smutty thoughts. They had to work in rooms with a ceiling lamp on!

BBC and the Anglepoise lamp
 
2014-01-29 08:34:26 PM  

IlGreven: ZeroCorpse: And I have to admit, I kinda had a thing for Alyson Court when she played Loonette. It was the only time I was ever attracted to a clown.

[kidomo.com image 400x602]

Perhaps I could sense she was super-cute under the clown makeup.

[thegamingliberty.com image 470x298]

Or maybe it was my fetish for striped leggings...

[i2.ytimg.com image 480x360]

Or maybe I'm just a sick, clown-farking bastard. I dunno.

...that first pic is not Alyson Court. That's her replacement.


I searched and searched on GIS and couldn't find a nice, clear picture... So damn, I guess I farked it up anyway. Of course, this pic DID come up for me in a GIS for "Alyson Court", so someone else screwed up first.
 
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