gilgigamesh: I assume he was parked there because he was using McDonald's free wifi to stream his porn.
gilgigamesh: I assume he was parked there because he was using McDonald's free wifi to stream his porn.Why he couldn't just go jerk off in the public library like the rest of us is beyond me.
brap: Is his O-face a Grimace or is the Grimace what brought him to his O-face.We're in a which came first the Chicken or the MicMuffin sort of quandary here.
JasonOfOrillia: DNRTFA but those apple pies can come out "nuculer" hot sometimes.
fusillade762: If you live in your car where else are you supposed to masturbate?
cyberspacedout: The guy was living out of his car... in a Mercedes? He could've sold that thing to a collector for some decent rent money, but I guess now he found another way to get a permanent address.
Atomic Spunk: Fappy Meal?
Dr gLove: , how did he come up with $2000 for bail, but not for a cheap apartment? This baffled me, and yes I had to read allll the way to the bottom to find that little nugget of info.. Or am I reading into it too much?
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