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2014-01-28 08:13:59 PM  
Just whippin' up some special sauce here, officer.
 
2014-01-28 08:31:26 PM  
Sad tag is taking a leak behind the dumpster.
 
2014-01-28 08:47:03 PM  
I assume he was parked there because he was using McDonald's free wifi to stream his porn.

Why he couldn't just go jerk off in the public library like the rest of us is beyond me.
 
2014-01-28 09:11:14 PM  

gilgigamesh: I assume he was parked there because he was using McDonald's free wifi to stream his porn.


That's not all he was streaming.
 
2014-01-28 09:11:15 PM  

gilgigamesh: I assume he was parked there because he was using McDonald's free wifi to stream his porn.

Why he couldn't just go jerk off in the public library like the rest of us is beyond me.


You ever look at some of those librarians?

/I'm tellin' ya... that'll kill a boner in nothing flat
//used to work IT at a library
 
2014-01-28 09:19:34 PM  
Is his O-face a Grimace or is the Grimace what brought him to his O-face.

We're in a which came first the Chicken or the MicMuffin sort of quandary here.
 
2014-01-28 10:47:41 PM  
DNRTFA but those apple pies can come out "nuculer" hot sometimes.
 
2014-01-28 11:01:55 PM  
I thought my 'Chokin' the McChicken' was good, but this works, too.
 
2014-01-28 11:33:20 PM  
listverse.wpengine.netdna-cdn.com
 
2014-01-28 11:36:58 PM  
Grandpa?
 
2014-01-28 11:37:15 PM  
DA DA DUH DUH DUH Im fapin it!
 
2014-01-28 11:39:10 PM  
i'm so cool i don't use any capitalization and rarely use any punctuation at all. i'm keeping it real i'm a mcdonalds ad campaign
 
2014-01-28 11:39:35 PM  
79.img.fark.net
 
2014-01-28 11:42:26 PM  
Little known fact is that this is how that woman spilled coffee all over her genitals
 
2014-01-28 11:45:20 PM  
If you live in your car where else are you supposed to masturbate?
 
2014-01-28 11:47:03 PM  
The guy was living out of his car... in a Mercedes? He could've sold that thing to a collector for some decent rent money, but I guess now he found another way to get a permanent address.
 
2014-01-28 11:48:37 PM  
Hilarious is what this thread is.
 
2014-01-28 11:48:55 PM  
Fappy Meal?
 
2014-01-28 11:55:55 PM  

brap: Is his O-face a Grimace or is the Grimace what brought him to his O-face.

We're in a which came first the Chicken or the MicMuffin sort of quandary here.


In before Lois Griffen in Grimace suit.
 
2014-01-28 11:56:11 PM  
Let he who has not fapped in a fast food restaurant parking lot....
 
2014-01-28 11:56:29 PM  

JasonOfOrillia: DNRTFA but those apple pies can come out "nuculer" hot sometimes.


Damnit, just when I thought I was all done and ready to go to bed--now I want a few of McDonald's apple pies.

/Unfortunately, inclement weather and all
//I actually like the pies nuclear hot
///Three bucks gets you four pies and a large soda--now that is a good deal
 
2014-01-29 12:00:57 AM  
Ba da ba ba ba I'm lovin' me.
 
2014-01-29 12:04:04 AM  
Oldiron_79: In before Lois Griffen in Grimace suit.


I had to look up Lois Griffen.
 
2014-01-29 12:17:58 AM  
It really was a Happy Meal.
 
2014-01-29 12:28:09 AM  
Dude, "Hold the pickle..." is Burger King.
 
2014-01-29 12:29:09 AM  
This is horse shiat. If the guy is in his car, the only way anyone can see what he's doing is if they make a conscious effort to peer inside the window.  Indecent exposure??  I think not. He deserves a break today.
 
2014-01-29 12:52:43 AM  
static.fjcdn.com

Pictured: The guy who caught him
 
2014-01-29 12:55:22 AM  
He was just super-sizing his order.
 
2014-01-29 01:03:56 AM  
I don't know, the egg mcmuffin is pretty oragasmic.
 
2014-01-29 01:18:29 AM  

fusillade762: If you live in your car where else are you supposed to masturbate?


Well obviously, you're supposed to run out of the vehicle and under the bridges, and masturbate where the trolls are.
 
2014-01-29 01:26:27 AM  
Keep f*ckin that chicken mcnugget.
 
2014-01-29 01:32:16 AM  

cyberspacedout: The guy was living out of his car... in a Mercedes? He could've sold that thing to a collector for some decent rent money, but I guess now he found another way to get a permanent address.


A 1982 Mercedes covered in old man jizz?

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2014-01-29 01:36:30 AM  
Streaming at Starbucks.
 
2014-01-29 01:54:03 AM  
Why would you do it at McDonald's when you could get a Frosty from Wendy's for 99 cents a...

Um, nevermind.
 
2014-01-29 07:14:02 AM  
Must have been quite a small penis...if he had had a Big Beef, he would have been at Friendly's.
 
2014-01-29 07:17:01 AM  

Atomic Spunk: Fappy Meal?


+1
 
2014-01-29 01:15:33 PM  
He's hoping for a quick release.
 
2014-01-29 03:09:36 PM  
Ok ok ok... This guy is living in his car. Presumabley because he can't afford housing,right? So he's whacking it in the parking lot. Um, how did he come up with $2000 for bail, but not for a cheap apartment? This baffled me, and yes I had to read allll the way to the bottom to find that little nugget of info.. Or am I reading into it too much?
 
2014-01-29 09:05:25 PM  

Dr gLove: , how did he come up with $2000 for bail, but not for a cheap apartment? This baffled me, and yes I had to read allll the way to the bottom to find that little nugget of info.. Or am I reading into it too much?


On most bonds a bail bondsman can post bond for 10%.  In this case you take and pay the bondsman $200 and he posts a bond to the court for $2000.  When you appear in court he is relieved of his responsibility for the bond and pockets the $200 as profit.
 
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