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(WTFark) Video WTFark takes a sweaty, in-depth look at what happens when you combine exercise with sex, which is honestly not even in the top five of activities you should combine with sex   (ora.tv) divider line 164
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2014-01-28 04:24:30 PM  
If you don't sweat during sex, maybe you're not doing it right
 
2014-01-28 04:29:34 PM  
WTF is WTFark?
 
2014-01-28 04:30:28 PM  
This is something to do with sweat and dead man's balls, isn't it.
 
2014-01-28 04:30:39 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
2014-01-28 04:31:19 PM  

Far Cough: This is something to do with sweat and dead man's balls, isn't it.


Fark tv 2.0?
 
2014-01-28 04:32:44 PM  
So... where is the unrated version of this one?

Just wanted to see what sort of fly she was using.
 
2014-01-28 04:33:25 PM  

karmaceutical: WTF is WTFark?


It looks like it's the opposite of "For The Win".
 
2014-01-28 04:33:30 PM  
no, I won't click anything that resembles a FarkTV link.   Scorched earth policy on this one.
 
2014-01-28 04:34:25 PM  
This is the best one yet by far!!!
 
2014-01-28 04:34:28 PM  
Featured partner warning broken?
 
2014-01-28 04:35:23 PM  

karmaceutical: WTF is WTFark?


It appears to be a new version of FarkTV, in which our comments are lifted from threads and presented by telegenic idiots, along with advertising and other features to monetize our creative endeavors.

So, hey, WTFark guys:
media3.giphy.com
 
2014-01-28 04:36:36 PM  
NO!
 
2014-01-28 04:36:52 PM  

Far Cough: This is something to do with sweat and dead man's balls, isn't it.


Paging Rann Xerox
 
2014-01-28 04:37:01 PM  
Wait, Fark 'as a news channel now?  Oy!
 
2014-01-28 04:38:00 PM  

Theaetetus: karmaceutical: WTF is WTFark?

It appears to be a new version of FarkTV, in which our comments are lifted from threads and presented by telegenic idiots, along with advertising and other features to monetize our creative endeavors.

So, hey, WTFark guys:
[media3.giphy.com image 500x238]


I'm going to marry her shortly after she finds out I exist.
 
2014-01-28 04:38:12 PM  
24.media.tumblr.com
 
2014-01-28 04:41:01 PM  
Yeah I click on all kinds of silly stuff on the internets all the time but I can't abide by this.  Nothing is WTFarked here, dude.
 
2014-01-28 04:42:27 PM  
"Hey, all these witty comments people write on FARK? I OWN those because they're on MY site. I can do whatever I want with them, including using them in material with ads that people pay me to run!

-Drew Curtis"


Dear Drew,

Screw you. Enjoy watching your comment counts plummet even further.
 
2014-01-28 04:42:31 PM  
So, my question is, does Ora Media LLC own Fark, Inc? Or vice versa?
 
2014-01-28 04:44:42 PM  

Ryker's Peninsula: karmaceutical: WTF is WTFark?

It looks like it's the opposite of "For The Win".



LLS!!! Nice.
 
2014-01-28 04:44:51 PM  
Sign me up for the two girls going at it while jello wrestling.
 
2014-01-28 04:45:40 PM  

Disgruntled Goat: "Hey, all these witty comments people write on FARK? I OWN those because they're on MY site. I can do whatever I want with them, including using them in material with ads that people pay me to run!

-Drew Curtis"


Well, yeah. Have you seen the Legal notice?
When you make your content public (i.e. by posting or submitting to our website), you grant Fark a worldwide, non-exclusive, royalty-free license (with sublicense and assignment rights) to copy, distribute, stream, post publicly display (e.g. post it elsewhere), reproduce and create derivative works from it (meaning things based on it), anywhere, whether in print or any kind of electronic version that exists now or is later developed, to create derivative works of, to allow downloads of, and/or distribute any such file or content for any purpose, including a commercial purpose.

What's funny is the very next sentence:
We respect the intellectual property of others, and we ask you to do the same.
 
2014-01-28 04:45:50 PM  
Please no more WTFark... it's terrible.
 
2014-01-28 04:46:35 PM  

Disgruntled Goat: "Hey, all these witty comments people write on FARK? I OWN those because they're on MY site. I can do whatever I want with them, including using them in material with ads that people pay me to run!

-Drew Curtis"


Dear Drew,

Screw you. Enjoy watching your comment counts plummet even further.


Is that what's happening?  I only recently (finally) signed up and was surprised how little activity the threads get.  Most are getting under 50 comments, it seems, and I don't remember the site being so barren.  Was there a major turning point?
 
2014-01-28 04:47:24 PM  

Theaetetus: So, my question is, does Ora Media LLC own Fark, Inc? Or vice versa?


According to Wiki, ora.tv is the spawn of Larry King and Mexican billionaire Carlos Slim, who is as of right now, the second richest man in the world.
 
2014-01-28 04:48:09 PM  

Disgruntled Goat: "Hey, all these witty comments people write on FARK? I OWN those because they're on MY site. I can do whatever I want with them, including using them in material with ads that people pay me to run!

-Drew Curtis"


Dear Drew,

Screw you. Enjoy watching your comment counts plummet even further.



LLS. What?? What the fark were you going to do with your old comments from Iraq War thread #532106? Sell them to a library?

If I were Drew, I'd tell folks like you to get the fark on, then. Hell, its a mostly free website that we all apparently kinda like. The guy is just being a capitalist. If you think you can do better, do it. Don't biatch about what someone else is trying to create.
 
2014-01-28 04:49:53 PM  
I hope Drew's made sure that none of those comments were by European Farkers, because this is skirting seriously close to the law....
 
2014-01-28 04:50:16 PM  

Disgruntled Goat: "Hey, all these witty comments people write on FARK? I OWN those because they're on MY site. I can do whatever I want with them, including using them in material with ads that people pay me to run!

-Drew Curtis"


Dear Drew,

Screw you. Enjoy watching your comment counts plummet even further.



You'll get over it.
 
2014-01-28 04:50:23 PM  

DROxINxTHExWIND: Don't biatch about what someone else is trying to create.


Errr, welcome to Fark?
 
2014-01-28 04:50:39 PM  

Disgruntled Goat: "Hey, all these witty comments people write on FARK? I OWN those because they're on MY site. I can do whatever I want with them, including using them in material with ads that people pay me to run!

-Drew Curtis"

Shia Lebeouf
 
2014-01-28 04:51:01 PM  
I hope PocketNinja gets regular checks.
 
2014-01-28 04:51:10 PM  

Far Cough: Is that what's happening?  I only recently (finally) signed up and was surprised how little activity the threads get.  Most are getting under 50 comments, it seems, and I don't remember the site being so barren.  Was there a major turning point?


I'm guessing the nonstop sewer pipe of Breitbart, American Thinker, WND, and other troll greenlights in the politics tab, along with the existence of some (confirmed) mod/admin-sponsored trolls didn't help.
 
2014-01-28 04:51:38 PM  

Far Cough: Is that what's happening? I only recently (finally) signed up and was surprised how little activity the threads get. Most are getting under 50 comments, it seems, and I don't remember the site being so barren. Was there a major turning point?


There was a thread when Mandela died that pissed off a lot of people, but it's been a slow, churning death.

Fark's love of misogyny, racism and xenophobia has made "look at the funny headlines!" irrelevant.
 
2014-01-28 04:52:08 PM  
Here's a suggestion:  give those whose comments they use a month of Total Fark.  Problem solved.
 
2014-01-28 04:52:14 PM  

Theaetetus: Disgruntled Goat: "Hey, all these witty comments people write on FARK? I OWN those because they're on MY site. I can do whatever I want with them, including using them in material with ads that people pay me to run!

-Drew Curtis"

Well, yeah. Have you seen the Legal notice?
When you make your content public (i.e. by posting or submitting to our website), you grant Fark a worldwide, non-exclusive, royalty-free license (with sublicense and assignment rights) to copy, distribute, stream, post publicly display (e.g. post it elsewhere), reproduce and create derivative works from it (meaning things based on it), anywhere, whether in print or any kind of electronic version that exists now or is later developed, to create derivative works of, to allow downloads of, and/or distribute any such file or content for any purpose, including a commercial purpose.

What's funny is the very next sentence:
We respect the intellectual property of others, and we ask you to do the same.


Yeah, that's why I wrote it. Just because you CAN do something doesn't mean you SHOULD do something.

In order to milk as much money from the site as humanly possible, he's resorting to shiatting on his readers. He seems to have forgotten who brought him to the party.

But no Boobies tag or posts anymore. They might offend potential advertisers.
 
2014-01-28 04:54:09 PM  
That was...not funny.

Even Yahoo!'s crap attempt at wtf news stories is better than this, and it's also not funny.

/if you ever need a consultant EIP
//BIE?
 
2014-01-28 04:54:52 PM  

Far Cough: Disgruntled Goat: "Hey, all these witty comments people write on FARK? I OWN those because they're on MY site. I can do whatever I want with them, including using them in material with ads that people pay me to run!

-Drew Curtis"


Dear Drew,

Screw you. Enjoy watching your comment counts plummet even further.

Is that what's happening?  I only recently (finally) signed up and was surprised how little activity the threads get.  Most are getting under 50 comments, it seems, and I don't remember the site being so barren.  Was there a major turning point?


Seems to me that the primary demographic of a typical FARKer is college-educated, left leaning 40-somethings that have been putzing around on the interwebs since the days of BBS'es and dial-up connections.  As we get older we tend to either a: die or b: get busy with life n stuff and stop lurking 24/7 on what is for all intents and purposes as souped-up BBS.
 
2014-01-28 04:55:05 PM  

Bungles: I hope Drew's made sure that none of those comments were by European Farkers, because this is skirting seriously close to the law....


suing would require admitting who you are on Fark.  Not likely.

but I would agree that Fark's quality has declined, or at least we are post-peak and time to churn out some profit before it sputters down.
 
2014-01-28 04:56:57 PM  
Sexercise is regular part of my routine.
 
2014-01-28 04:57:58 PM  
Snowden gave Fark a good extra half year.  That was nice.
 
2014-01-28 04:58:07 PM  

Disgruntled Goat: Theaetetus: Disgruntled Goat: "Hey, all these witty comments people write on FARK? I OWN those because they're on MY site. I can do whatever I want with them, including using them in material with ads that people pay me to run!

-Drew Curtis"

Well, yeah. Have you seen the Legal notice?
When you make your content public (i.e. by posting or submitting to our website), you grant Fark a worldwide, non-exclusive, royalty-free license (with sublicense and assignment rights) to copy, distribute, stream, post publicly display (e.g. post it elsewhere), reproduce and create derivative works from it (meaning things based on it), anywhere, whether in print or any kind of electronic version that exists now or is later developed, to create derivative works of, to allow downloads of, and/or distribute any such file or content for any purpose, including a commercial purpose.

What's funny is the very next sentence:
We respect the intellectual property of others, and we ask you to do the same.

Yeah, that's why I wrote it. Just because you CAN do something doesn't mean you SHOULD do something.

In order to milk as much money from the site as humanly possible, he's resorting to shiatting on his readers. He seems to have forgotten who brought him to the party.

But no Boobies tag or posts anymore. They might offend potential advertisers.


So, he should only cater to basement dwelling masterbators who TotalFark and go to all of the little Fark parties, huh? Why can't the guy use his idea to make as much money as he can? A better question is, how would seeing your comment getting used in one of the sketches (attributed to you) have an effect on you? Are you angry because you believe you deserve monetary compensation? It is because you don't like your comments reposted? Do you get offended that someone might think your comment was funny enough to include in a sketch? I'm willing to bet that when they put this thing together they thought that one of the GOOD things about it would be the use of Farker quotes, that may give you all a sense that you're a bigger part of the site.

They should have guessed that somebody was going to find something to biatch about. Even when they don't appear to know why they're angry.
 
2014-01-28 04:58:35 PM  
Well, you still retain ownership of the copyright of your comments, even though Fark gets a royalty-free and sublicenseable license. So, while you can't stop Fark from selling use of those comments to Ora.tv for a million dollars per episode or whatnot, you  can contact Ora.tv directly and offer to sell them a license to use the comment directly from you, for, say, a penny... meaning that they wouldn't have to pay Fark for any licenses.
 
2014-01-28 04:59:59 PM  

dbaggins: Snowden gave Fark a good extra half year.  That was nice.



Don't worry. There is an election every two years.
 
2014-01-28 05:00:59 PM  
Hey, I chuckled a couple of times. But I'm easily entertained.
 
2014-01-28 05:01:08 PM  

Bungles: I hope Drew's made sure that none of those comments were by European Farkers, because this is skirting seriously close to the law....


Do they also use YouTube?

6. Your Content and Conduct
For clarity, you retain all of your ownership rights in your Content. However, by submitting Content to YouTube, you hereby grant YouTube a worldwide, non-exclusive, royalty-free, sublicenseable and transferable license to use, reproduce, distribute, prepare derivative works of, display, and perform the Content in connection with the Service and YouTube's (and its successors' and affiliates') business, including without limitation for promoting and redistributing part or all of the Service (and derivative works thereof) in any media formats and through any media channels. You also hereby grant each user of the Service a non-exclusive license to access your Content through the Service, and to use, reproduce, distribute, display and perform such Content as permitted through the functionality of the Service and under these Terms of Service...

http://www.youtube.com/static?template=terms
 
2014-01-28 05:01:35 PM  
I am really curious what the revenue of Fark is compared to the cost of ownership.
 
2014-01-28 05:01:38 PM  
they were way too generous with that blur at the end there, really you only needed to blur out a few square inches of skin to cover all the bases...
 
2014-01-28 05:02:44 PM  

DROxINxTHExWIND: A better question is, how would seeing your comment getting used in one of the sketches (attributed to you) have an effect on you? Are you angry because you believe you deserve monetary compensation? It is because you don't like your comments reposted? Do you get offended that someone might think your comment was funny enough to include in a sketch?


I left a joke comment that was, frankly, weaksauce. Really, it was Rockstar's joke, and I merely made reference to it. The use of my poor comment on the video could falsely give the impression that I typically make weak, unoriginal jokes. Certainly, being associated with WTFark's weak, unoriginal jokes could harm my reputation. It's less about copyright and more about trademark: the video includes my trademark, without my control over quality.
 
2014-01-28 05:03:40 PM  

BillTheCat: Far Cough: Disgruntled Goat: "Hey, all these witty comments people write on FARK? I OWN those because they're on MY site. I can do whatever I want with them, including using them in material with ads that people pay me to run!

-Drew Curtis"


Dear Drew,

Screw you. Enjoy watching your comment counts plummet even further.

Is that what's happening?  I only recently (finally) signed up and was surprised how little activity the threads get.  Most are getting under 50 comments, it seems, and I don't remember the site being so barren.  Was there a major turning point?

Seems to me that the primary demographic of a typical FARKer is college-educated, left leaning 40-somethings that have been putzing around on the interwebs since the days of BBS'es and dial-up connections.  As we get older we tend to either a: die or b: get busy with life n stuff and stop lurking 24/7 on what is for all intents and purposes as souped-up BBS.


Well, THAT does sound familiar.  :)

The counterpoint, of course, is that old habits die hard, we're still here, and good conversation with reasonable moderation has value.  Old people must be worth something if the endless diaper and boner pill commercials are any indication.  (Product Idea: Depends Undergarment with Integrated Cialis Suppository)

As to the racist cesspool slant, I just ran into some of it, but it's nowhere near as bad as other sites.
 
2014-01-28 05:05:21 PM  
So is that sexercise, or exersex?
 
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