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(Slate)   Could this be the start of Ping Pong Gate? Close video analysis of the game Chris Christie won against that 13-year-old reveals that the kid might have let the governor win   (slate.com) divider line 53
    More: Followup, Chris Christie, Video content analysis, JoshVoorhees, ramifications, governors  
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2014-01-28 03:20:17 PM  
I wouldn't let (whatever supreme being you believe in) win if I could help it.
 
2014-01-28 03:22:58 PM  
"Gee, kid, it would be a shame if I had to call up some of the guys down at the teachers' union and ask them to have their members review your last report card. A crying shame. Hey, whose serve is it, again?"
 
2014-01-28 03:26:45 PM  
I saw a pretty amazing exhibition of Ping Pong once.  In Tijuana.
 
2014-01-28 03:34:06 PM  
www.jonathantony.com
 
2014-01-28 03:46:01 PM  
He learned. Timmy Miller won last year and humiliated Christie. Next thing you know, the family wakes up the next morning and finds the state snowplows parked on their driveway and their lawn.
 
2014-01-28 03:46:02 PM  
Yeah, when Christie started losing and said "there might be ramifications" it didn't come off as as much of a joke as Christie would have liked.
 
2014-01-28 04:10:55 PM  
He is like a slightly more sophisticated version of Rob Ford.
 
2014-01-28 04:29:16 PM  

sanderssays.typepad.com
I suggest a new strategy, R2: let the Wookiee win.

 
2014-01-28 04:55:55 PM  
PINGHAZI!
 
2014-01-28 05:06:26 PM  
I wonder what Michelle Malkin will say about this?
 
2014-01-28 05:07:55 PM  
farking Chris Christi, just look at the way he's eating that cracker... and that candy bar, and burger, and ham...
 
2014-01-28 05:10:15 PM  
Oh, for fark's sake.

It's Ping Ponghazi.
 
2014-01-28 05:10:16 PM  
Look, the kid can't help it if every serve/volley that went Christie's way got sucked into orbit.

img132.imageshack.us
 
2014-01-28 05:10:33 PM  
Oh you guys had to call the kid out. He did his best to throw the game and now you waste that effort. That kid will never get into a state college, never get a business license, and if you think he's getting a driver's license in three years I've got a half open bridge to sell you.
 
2014-01-28 05:10:51 PM  

The Why Not Guy: I wonder what Michelle Malkin will say about this?


Malkin: Hold my beer!
 
2014-01-28 05:10:58 PM  
Chris Christies vision for New Jersey

i.imgur.com
 
2014-01-28 05:12:59 PM  

JerseyTim: [www.jonathantony.com image 400x180]


Flawless victory!
 
2014-01-28 05:15:36 PM  

JerseyTim: [www.jonathantony.com image 400x180]


Flawless victory.
 
2014-01-28 05:16:06 PM  
So we have video of him beating a child with a ping pong paddle . . . start the impeachment procedures!
 
2014-01-28 05:19:39 PM  
First thing I do if I ever get a time machine is change the name of that damn hotel.
 
2014-01-28 05:20:23 PM  

Rann Xerox: JerseyTim: [www.jonathantony.com image 400x180]

Flawless victory!


Shrugging Atlas: JerseyTim: [www.jonathantony.com image 400x180]

Flawless victory.


i78.photobucket.com

"I gotta go and get the flawless victory, flawless victory."
 
2014-01-28 05:22:18 PM  
Unfortunately the immutable laws of physics contradict the whole premise of this account. Allow me to reconstruct this if I may for you farkers as I've seen this sort of thing a number of times. Ninja, Zarquon, if you'll indulge me. According to your story Crhistie passes you and starts walking up the ramp. Then you say you were struck on the right temple. The ping-pong ball then proceeds to ricochet off the temple striking Ninja between the third and fourth rib. The ball then came off the rib made a right turn hitting Zarquon in the right wrist causing him to drop his baseball cap. The ball then bounced off the wrist, pauses - in mid air mind you...- makes a left turn, and lands on Ninja's left thigh. That is one magic ping-pong ball.
 
2014-01-28 05:25:46 PM  
stretching for that positive press
 
2014-01-28 05:26:47 PM  
Well come on, what would he do anyway? Commit domestic terrorism or something? Please.
 
2014-01-28 05:29:00 PM  
You can watch the full match above. Conspiracy alert: Notice how Christie gets off to a slow start during warm-ups, only to see his fortunes change after jokingly warning the boy that "there could be ramifications for this."

Really? After the shiat you got through you said something as stupid as this?
 
2014-01-28 05:35:14 PM  
The kid can't risk his dad getting stuck in a traffic jam on his way to work every day, can he?
 
2014-01-28 05:37:55 PM  

Corvus: You can watch the full match above. Conspiracy alert: Notice how Christie gets off to a slow start during warm-ups, only to see his fortunes change after jokingly warning the boy that "there could be ramifications for this."

Really? After the shiat you got through you said something as stupid as this?


Really? After all the times the members of the GOP stuck their foot in their mouth, you are surprised by this?
 
2014-01-28 05:38:42 PM  
favorable/unfavorable

m.static.newsvine.com
 
2014-01-28 05:39:18 PM  
A Farking *Ping Pong* game?!?!?

/Hey, I hate Christie as much as the next guy, but to quote Thrakozog (a/k/a 'Susan'), "Oh, now you're just doing it on purpose."
 
2014-01-28 05:39:54 PM  
Done in four.
 
2014-01-28 05:42:34 PM  

Corvus: You can watch the full match above. Conspiracy alert: Notice how Christie gets off to a slow start during warm-ups, only to see his fortunes change after jokingly warning the boy that "there could be ramifications for this."

Really? After the shiat you got through you said something as stupid as this?


Habit.
 
2014-01-28 05:47:06 PM  
So marks the start of Christie's second Benghazi
 
2014-01-28 05:48:24 PM  
Ping pong gate? Republicans don't have scandals that end in "gate". That's for the libs.
 
2014-01-28 05:50:18 PM  

Nina_Hartley's_Ass: Corvus: You can watch the full match above. Conspiracy alert: Notice how Christie gets off to a slow start during warm-ups, only to see his fortunes change after jokingly warning the boy that "there could be ramifications for this."

Really? After the shiat you got through you said something as stupid as this?

Habit.


I know, you have to think that's just how this guy rolls all the time so he can't stop himself.
 
2014-01-28 05:53:37 PM  
WHO FARKING CARES???
 
2014-01-28 05:55:23 PM  
I've never done ping pong. I'm used to swinging with power. I need to get different pair of court shoes, all the lateral action in racquetball makes shoes seperate around the sole. They're only good for a month of play at the rate I kill them.

Hey Christie, join me in my court and see if you don't drop dead of a heart attack.
 
2014-01-28 06:01:26 PM  
Actually, the kid won and the woke up the next morning with his Rover's head in his bed.
 
2014-01-28 06:02:27 PM  

Corvus: Nina_Hartley's_Ass: Corvus: You can watch the full match above. Conspiracy alert: Notice how Christie gets off to a slow start during warm-ups, only to see his fortunes change after jokingly warning the boy that "there could be ramifications for this."

Really? After the shiat you got through you said something as stupid as this?

Habit.

I know, you have to think that's just how this guy rolls all the time so he can't stop himself.


Hey let's not talk about how he gets down hills. Low hanging fruit etc.
 
2014-01-28 06:08:25 PM  


weknowmemes.com

 
2014-01-28 06:28:13 PM  
Now if they told us he had eaten the kid that I would believe.
 
2014-01-28 06:31:50 PM  
Is this another Scooby-Doo-Gate?
 
2014-01-28 06:37:47 PM  
Survival of the fattest. I'm sure the kid figured if he didn't let the governor win, he would be just a tasty post-game morsel.
 
2014-01-28 06:47:26 PM  
Is Slate suggesting that the kid was intimidated by Christie and threw the game? I'm pretty liberal, but this shiat is farking embarrassing, and not for Christie.
 
2014-01-28 06:50:06 PM  

Mikey1969: WHO FARKING CARES???


This. There are enough Chris Christie scandals without human interest crap like this.
 
2014-01-28 07:19:31 PM  
Ping-pong something something Michelle Malkin.
 
2014-01-28 07:31:48 PM  

mrshowrules: He is like a slightly more sophisticated version of Rob Ford.


Slightly?!?  Holy Crap he looks like a freakin' a Mensa candidate up for both a Nobel and a Knighthood and on the short list for Canonization, compared to the genetic anomaly that is Rob Ford.
 
2014-01-28 09:36:08 PM  

More_Like_A_Stain: Ping pong gate? Republicans don't have scandals that end in "gate". That's for the libs.


Not!   GOP=Gate Operating Party.
 
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2014-01-28 11:10:31 PM  

theknuckler_33: Is Slate suggesting that the kid was intimidated by Christie and threw the game? I'm pretty liberal, but this shiat is farking embarrassing, and not for Christie.


Yeah, and in such a sleezy way. They preface it with "Conspiracy alert:" so they aren't even held accountable for the position they're suggestion.
 
2014-01-28 11:35:14 PM  
Christie looks fine in this recent campaign photo:


i.imgur.com
 
2014-01-29 03:21:43 AM  
Which only proves that the kid's a better politician than the governor. ;)
 
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