flamark: "The boiler in Buckingham Palace is 60 years old," committee chair Margaret Hodge told the BBC.I thought HRM was over 70.
Dahnkster: Maybe they need some new leadership....
comslave: They could hire out Pippa as a stripper.
rockforever: The monarchy generates money, I don't think they'll have a problem.
EViLTeW: comslave: They could hire out Pippa as a stripper.I'd buy that for a dollar (or pound, whatever)
EViLTeW: comslave: They could hire out Pippa as a stripper.I'd buy
TheShavingofOccam123: I wish she would just abolish the monarchy before Charles and Camilla get in there. Just get rid of it, give all the holdings to the state and take off to some distant part of the Commonwealth.Charles is a complete idiot. He has all the intelligence and charm of Prince Philip combined with the ego of his distant relative the Kaiser. Let the royalty go before it loses its shine completely.
Copper Spork: Don't forget that she has to pay for diplomatic visits and all those castles out of her own pocket, whilst the government pinched all her income.
offacue: The queen should do porn. I'd pay a few quid to watch her get her rocks off on a sybian. Think she royally squirts? Call it Royal O's.
LessO2: Also down to her last million pounds....[img.fark.net image 615x929]
wildcardjack: I always thought the Royal family technically owned most of the land.
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