Salmon: I didn't need lessons
Molavian: I jerk off by slamming the toilet seat lid on my wang like everyone else.
studebaker hoch: No, really.
Boo_Guy: Was this to be a hands on in-class assignment or a homework thing?
shanrick: [i.imgur.com image 600x437]
TinyFist: Salmon: I didn't need lessonsAre you sure? I mean, think about it... Maybe you've been jerking off wrong your whole life and you just don't know it.
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