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(The Local)   Parents keep children at home after receiving hoax text messages that elementary schools were to teach "masturbation lessons"   (thelocal.fr ) divider line
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2014-01-28 07:38:19 PM  

leonel: VladTheEmailer: leonel: Speaking of stupid things parents believe, my girlfriend has a friend who honest to God believes that there are gay gangs in schools composed entirely of straight guys having gay sex to each other and is afraid her son will get sucked into one.

Urm....how does  that work?

I'll let you know when I learn more. I tried to get a better explanation but my girlfriend was as stupefied as I was.


You probably won't find out. You know the first rule of Gay Straight-Guy Gay-Sex Club!
 
2014-01-28 07:41:50 PM  

VladTheEmailer: leonel: Speaking of stupid things parents believe, my girlfriend has a friend who honest to God believes that there are gay gangs in schools composed entirely of straight guys having gay sex to each other and is afraid her son will get sucked into one.

Urm....how does  that work?


It's called the wrestling team.
 
2014-01-28 07:54:01 PM  

Gordon Bennett: VladTheEmailer: leonel: Speaking of stupid things parents believe, my girlfriend has a friend who honest to God believes that there are gay gangs in schools composed entirely of straight guys having gay sex to each other and is afraid her son will get sucked into one.

Urm....how does  that work?

It's called the wrestling team.


Having seen FB video posts from an acquaintance from his sons' wrestling matches, I have to concur.
 
2014-01-28 07:58:45 PM  
Well, they may not be teaching to fap, but, the article mentions "headteachers", so somebody is teaching them to give head, which is, of course, worse.
 
2014-01-28 08:23:21 PM  
Just wait 'til they hear about penis inspection days.
 
2014-01-28 09:35:22 PM  
If they taught masturbation in school, I'd have a PHD.
 
2014-01-28 10:31:52 PM  
What's to teach? Cup the balls, twist the stroke, try not to think about your mother. Use a little mayonnaise if you're bored.
 
2014-01-29 01:26:02 AM  

leonel: Speaking of stupid things parents believe, my girlfriend has a friend who honest to God believes that there are gay gangs in schools composed entirely of straight guys having gay sex to each other and is afraid her son will get sucked into one.


Goatse? Behold the gaping sucking maw.

...just kidding.
 
2014-01-29 02:03:35 AM  
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2014-01-29 04:43:48 AM  
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2014-01-29 09:42:27 AM  
"Pupils from nursery and infant schools across France"

How was this overlooked for so long? Damn, those French babies are precocious. I can actually see why they'd need lessons, if they're expected to ramp up to shagging speed at age 4.
 
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