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(The Raw Story)   At last night's debate for GOP gubernatorial candidates in TX, all four candidates re-affirmed their strong pro-zombie stances, saying a brain dead woman should have been kept alive until she delivered her deformed fetus   (rawstory.com) divider line 19
    More: Sick, GOP, Texas, texas gop, fetus, guest worker program, David Dewhurst  
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2014-01-28 03:26:48 PM
5 votes:

Tigger: Diogenes: Lord_Baull: Tigger: Lord_Baull: Walosi: Diogenes: "When it comes to creationism, not only should it be taught, it should be triumphed (and) it should be heralded," Patrick said.

Rich on fossil fuels and in complete disbelief as to where they come from.

My fundie SIL says dinosaur bones were put in the ground to test our (her) faith

/eyeroll


Ask her why an omniscient god would need to devise a test.

The response will be 'ineffable plan'


So, the response to that will be, "God must be a real asshole to devise a test we cannot know, yet must not fail."

Straight from the philosophy of Descartes.

Problem with using Descartes to argue anything is that he was completely wrong all the time. He's sort of the Bill Kristol of philosophy.


Which is why a good intro to philosophy class will cover him in the intro. Sometimes you gotta put Descartes before the course.
2014-01-28 02:17:10 PM
4 votes:
It's a well-known fact that babies with birth defects grow up to comprise the heart of the Republican voting bloc.
2014-01-28 12:39:21 PM
4 votes:
Patrick conceded that some exceptions must be made in the case where a mother's life is placed "truly in danger," and he advocated helping low-income women who are pregnant.

"You always protect life in every situation," Patrick said. "Provide money for low-income women. Do whatever it takes to protect life - even raise money from businesses."


Oh, your screwed. Abortion isn't about the fetus you fool. It's about punishing whores, and it's CERTAINLY not about asking Job Creators (PBUT) to contribute to the dirty little whores and their filthy bastards.
2014-01-28 02:04:19 PM
2 votes:
"When it comes to creationism, not only should it be taught, it should be triumphed (and) it should be heralded," Patrick said.

Rich on fossil fuels and in complete disbelief as to where they come from.
2014-01-28 05:47:53 PM
1 votes:

Flatulent_Flea: A 'dead woman kept alive for fetus' thread morphs into BBQ discussion....

....I'mOKwiththis.jpg

/only on fark


I'm just amazed we got this far in the thread without anyone posting pictures of trophy cases on pianos.
2014-01-28 05:45:16 PM
1 votes:
A 'dead woman kept alive for fetus' thread morphs into BBQ discussion....

....I'mOKwiththis.jpg

/only on fark
2014-01-28 05:30:04 PM
1 votes:

UrukHaiGuyz: Selena Luna: orclover: cretinbob: Zarquon's Flat Tire: menschenfresser: Just get rid of the potato states already. This derp-derp imaginationland nonsense is beyond being a joke now.

Y'all just be ready to offer political asylum to quite a few of us. But we're bringing the BBQ recipes with us, so I'm sure we'll be welcomed with open arms.

If you need recipe, it's not BBQ

THANK YOU!

For gods sakes people if you are using more than 3 seasons then your cooking, not BBQing.  The most important ingredients are smoke and time.   Its technique, not secret family spices.  This aint yankee fodder.

I hate to say this, but I prefer nearly every other method of making meat edible to BBQ. I like grilling because I can create delicious vegetable, fruit or meats using my grill, and also my grill is about the size of my cat, which is perfect for my apartment when I want to grill my cat.


To be fair i'm a smoker not a griller.
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Good fer about 50 or 60 cats at a time depending on size.
2014-01-28 05:00:45 PM
1 votes:

Selena Luna: orclover: cretinbob: Zarquon's Flat Tire: menschenfresser: Just get rid of the potato states already. This derp-derp imaginationland nonsense is beyond being a joke now.

Y'all just be ready to offer political asylum to quite a few of us. But we're bringing the BBQ recipes with us, so I'm sure we'll be welcomed with open arms.

If you need recipe, it's not BBQ

THANK YOU!

For gods sakes people if you are using more than 3 seasons then your cooking, not BBQing.  The most important ingredients are smoke and time.   Its technique, not secret family spices.  This aint yankee fodder.

I hate to say this, but I prefer nearly every other method of making meat edible to BBQ. I like grilling because I can create delicious vegetable, fruit or meats using my grill, and also my grill is about the size of my cat, which is perfect for my apartment when I want to grill my cat.

2014-01-28 04:24:28 PM
1 votes:

UrukHaiGuyz: Problem with using Descartes to argue anything is that he was completely wrong all the time. He's sort of the Bill Kristol of philosophy.

Which is why a good intro to philosophy class will cover him in the intro. Sometimes you gotta put Descartes before the course.


Cogito ergo groan
2014-01-28 04:12:44 PM
1 votes:

BizarreMan: "We should always err on the side of life, and in this case there was an unborn child which was past the 20-week statutory limit on abortions," said Land Commissioner Jerry Patterson. "So I'm not sure who was the right case here, but I would always err on the side of life.

What about the 14 week old unborn child which is what it was when the mother died?


Maybe he thinks dead woman should be kept alive as long as there is a chance the night janitor could fertilize one of her eggs.  Err on the side of life.
2014-01-28 04:04:36 PM
1 votes:

menschenfresser: Just get rid of the potato states already. This derp-derp imaginationland nonsense is beyond being a joke now.


Y'all just be ready to offer political asylum to quite a few of us. But we're bringing the BBQ recipes with us, so I'm sure we'll be welcomed with open arms.
2014-01-28 03:29:53 PM
1 votes:

Deucednuisance: baka-san: Heh, and atheist to the correction,

Lot's wife was turned into a piller of NaCl

You are of course correct, thanks.

Just another card in the deck marked "Yahweh is a dick", though.



My favorite is the psyche he pulled on Abraham. He must have been laughing his ass off when Abraham was about to kill his son. "Oh, you should have *snicker* seen your face. Priceless." *snort* "But seriously, go f*ck Sarah's handmaiden."
Ant
2014-01-28 03:17:18 PM
1 votes:
We should always err on the side of life

♫ Always err on the right side of life ♫
♪ Dee doo de do de do de do ♪
2014-01-28 02:40:53 PM
1 votes:

Lord_Baull: Ask her why an omniscient god would need to devise a test.


Hell, ask Job that one.

/He did get a lifetime supply of salt out of the deal, though...
2014-01-28 02:40:50 PM
1 votes:
"We should always err on the side of life, and in this case there was an unborn child which was past the 20-week statutory limit on abortions," said Land Commissioner Jerry Patterson. "So I'm not sure who was the right case here, but I would always err on the side of life.

I thought that the actual phrase was "always err on the bright side of life".
2014-01-28 02:28:56 PM
1 votes:

Diogenes: "When it comes to creationism, not only should it be taught, it should be triumphed (and) it should be heralded," Patrick said.

Rich on fossil fuels and in complete disbelief as to where they come from.


My fundie SIL says dinosaur bones were put in the ground to test our (her) faith

/eyeroll
2014-01-28 02:27:30 PM
1 votes:
All four Republican candidates for Texas lieutenant governor agreed that state law should prevent families from removing brain dead women and their badly deformed fetuses from life support.

Or as we call it, "increasing the voter base."
2014-01-28 01:27:26 PM
1 votes:

Blues_X: Big conservative government should be involved in all of your personal, painful medical decisions.


so we're bringing back death panels? Cause it sounds like what they were saying about death panels.
2014-01-28 12:41:39 PM
1 votes:
Big conservative government should be involved in all of your personal, painful medical decisions.
 
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