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2014-01-28 03:33:42 PM  

Pumpernickel bread: He hit first and more than once.  Why is she being charged?  I've seen this once before in my life.  In high school, there was this really small dude; not quite midget small, but much smaller than average.  He *really* wanted that tough guy image though.  Hung out with some big strong thuggish kids and probably at their urging, would bully other boys.   Anyway, one day, one of these dudes whupped his ass.  No real shame in losing to a guy, but then he thought he would pick an easier target.  Was bullying a girl on the bus ride home.  She whupped his ass and kept on whuppin.  A guy will let you get up once you've been beaten, but this girl just kept on going.  Bus driver pretended not to notice.  She got off at his stop and continued to whup his ass. Last I ever saw of George....a little white kid with a big fro.  He never came to school again.


That gave a nice, warm fuzzy.
 
2014-01-28 03:34:08 PM  

Satan's Bunny Slippers: And all the reinforcements come out.

How sweet.  Enjoy your circle jerk boys.  Although just down line here, there's a great blame the victim thread too.  You should go there.


I declare that WardlordTrooper was the first to fire his snark gun.

Warlordtrooper:

That's sexist,  It's womans god given right to abuse men, but god help the man if he defends himself.

Once fired, each parties brought forth prior experiences with the other.

I seriously doubt anybody as any issues with the following rules of civility:
1) don't hit others,
2) if you do, they have the right to hit you back.

I intentionally left the presences of a Y chromosome out of the discussion, but it really shouldn't matter.
 
2014-01-28 03:34:45 PM  

Satan's Bunny Slippers: DROxINxTHExWIND: Not to be a white knight or anything, but don't people frequently "respond to the headline" in threads? i got what was being said. I understood the tw folks who expanded on her point, as well. Seems like you all agree more than you think, or somebody just wanted to argue.

The whole argument with me started over one douche saying hitting women is ok.  It was just downhill from there.  But I'm done with it.  I dislike spinning in circles over something so obvious.  Don't hurt people.


I never said it was OK, I said it was justified if the woman is hitting you first.  You know self defense....  Despite what some people believe I have never defended rape.
 
2014-01-28 03:36:15 PM  

WhyKnot: Satan's Bunny Slippers: And all the reinforcements come out.

How sweet.  Enjoy your circle jerk boys.  Although just down line here, there's a great blame the victim thread too.  You should go there.

I declare that WardlordTrooper was the first to fire his snark gun.

Warlordtrooper:

That's sexist,  It's womans god given right to abuse men, but god help the man if he defends himself.

Once fired, each parties brought forth prior experiences with the other.

I seriously doubt anybody as any issues with the following rules of civility:
1) don't hit others,
2) if you do, they have the right to hit you back.

I intentionally left the presences of a Y chromosome out of the discussion, but it really shouldn't matter.


But it does matter.  Remember that jets patriots fan incident where the woman basically assaulted some guy but he was being crucified over the entire internet for striking back.
 
2014-01-28 03:36:59 PM  

Warlordtrooper: Satan's Bunny Slippers: DROxINxTHExWIND: Not to be a white knight or anything, but don't people frequently "respond to the headline" in threads? i got what was being said. I understood the tw folks who expanded on her point, as well. Seems like you all agree more than you think, or somebody just wanted to argue.

The whole argument with me started over one douche saying hitting women is ok.  It was just downhill from there.  But I'm done with it.  I dislike spinning in circles over something so obvious.  Don't hurt people.

I never said it was OK, I said it was justified if the woman is hitting you first.  You know self defense....  Despite what some people believe I have never defended rape.



Meh. That makes you a pussy. Right or wrong, in this society if you hit a woman for any reason other than to protect your life, you're a biatch.

/Deal with it
 
2014-01-28 03:38:23 PM  

DROxINxTHExWIND: Warlordtrooper: Satan's Bunny Slippers: DROxINxTHExWIND: Not to be a white knight or anything, but don't people frequently "respond to the headline" in threads? i got what was being said. I understood the tw folks who expanded on her point, as well. Seems like you all agree more than you think, or somebody just wanted to argue.

The whole argument with me started over one douche saying hitting women is ok.  It was just downhill from there.  But I'm done with it.  I dislike spinning in circles over something so obvious.  Don't hurt people.

I never said it was OK, I said it was justified if the woman is hitting you first.  You know self defense....  Despite what some people believe I have never defended rape.


Meh. That makes you a pussy. Right or wrong, in this society if you hit a woman for any reason other than to protect your life, you're a biatch.

/Deal with it


I need a bandaid because all the edge in this post just cut me
 
2014-01-28 03:39:01 PM  

DROxINxTHExWIND: Warlordtrooper: Satan's Bunny Slippers: DROxINxTHExWIND: Not to be a white knight or anything, but don't people frequently "respond to the headline" in threads? i got what was being said. I understood the tw folks who expanded on her point, as well. Seems like you all agree more than you think, or somebody just wanted to argue.

The whole argument with me started over one douche saying hitting women is ok.  It was just downhill from there.  But I'm done with it.  I dislike spinning in circles over something so obvious.  Don't hurt people.

I never said it was OK, I said it was justified if the woman is hitting you first.  You know self defense....  Despite what some people believe I have never defended rape.


Meh. That makes you a pussy. Right or wrong, in this society if you hit a woman for any reason other than to protect your life, you're a biatch.

/Deal with it


So let me ask you this.  Do you believe that a person has a natural right to defend themselves?
 
2014-01-28 03:42:07 PM  

Satan's Bunny Slippers: DROxINxTHExWIND: Not to be a white knight or anything, but don't people frequently "respond to the headline" in threads? i got what was being said. I understood the tw folks who expanded on her point, as well. Seems like you all agree more than you think, or somebody just wanted to argue.

The whole argument with me started over one douche saying hitting women is ok.  It was just downhill from there.  But I'm done with it.  I dislike spinning in circles over something so obvious.  Don't hurt people.


In all fairness, my interpretation of his comment was that there could possibly be a situation where hitting a women was warranted. That's significantly different (to me, at least) than saying that hitting women is OK.
 
2014-01-28 03:42:41 PM  

Warlordtrooper: DROxINxTHExWIND: Warlordtrooper: Satan's Bunny Slippers: DROxINxTHExWIND: Not to be a white knight or anything, but don't people frequently "respond to the headline" in threads? i got what was being said. I understood the tw folks who expanded on her point, as well. Seems like you all agree more than you think, or somebody just wanted to argue.

The whole argument with me started over one douche saying hitting women is ok.  It was just downhill from there.  But I'm done with it.  I dislike spinning in circles over something so obvious.  Don't hurt people.

I never said it was OK, I said it was justified if the woman is hitting you first.  You know self defense....  Despite what some people believe I have never defended rape.


Meh. That makes you a pussy. Right or wrong, in this society if you hit a woman for any reason other than to protect your life, you're a biatch.

/Deal with it

So let me ask you this.  Do you believe that a person has a natural right to defend themselves?



I just told you what I believe. If she's trying to hack at you with a knife, knock her ass out. If she pushed you because you left the toilet seat up or smacked you because you called her a biatch, take it. Period.
 
2014-01-28 03:46:43 PM  

Warlordtrooper: WhyKnot: Satan's Bunny Slippers: And all the reinforcements come out.

How sweet.  Enjoy your circle jerk boys.  Although just down line here, there's a great blame the victim thread too.  You should go there.

I declare that WardlordTrooper was the first to fire his snark gun.

Warlordtrooper:

That's sexist,  It's womans god given right to abuse men, but god help the man if he defends himself.

Once fired, each parties brought forth prior experiences with the other.

I seriously doubt anybody as any issues with the following rules of civility:
1) don't hit others,
2) if you do, they have the right to hit you back.

I intentionally left the presences of a Y chromosome out of the discussion, but it really shouldn't matter.

But it does matter.  Remember that jets patriots fan incident where the woman basically assaulted some guy but he was being crucified over the entire internet for striking back.


just because you may have the moral right...eye for an eye and all that...doesn't mean you should.
 
2014-01-28 03:49:09 PM  

Satan's Bunny Slippers: Warlordtrooper: baconbeard: Satan's Bunny Slippers: Or how about just don't hit women?  Can that work?

How about we just don't hit anyone?

That's sexist,  It's womans god given right to abuse men, but god help the man if he defends himself.

Oh look, rapist defender is here.


I dont think that's really what he said. Nice try though.
 
2014-01-28 03:49:14 PM  

DROxINxTHExWIND: Warlordtrooper: DROxINxTHExWIND: Warlordtrooper: Satan's Bunny Slippers: DROxINxTHExWIND: Not to be a white knight or anything, but don't people frequently "respond to the headline" in threads? i got what was being said. I understood the tw folks who expanded on her point, as well. Seems like you all agree more than you think, or somebody just wanted to argue.

The whole argument with me started over one douche saying hitting women is ok.  It was just downhill from there.  But I'm done with it.  I dislike spinning in circles over something so obvious.  Don't hurt people.

I never said it was OK, I said it was justified if the woman is hitting you first.  You know self defense....  Despite what some people believe I have never defended rape.


Meh. That makes you a pussy. Right or wrong, in this society if you hit a woman for any reason other than to protect your life, you're a biatch.

/Deal with it

So let me ask you this.  Do you believe that a person has a natural right to defend themselves?


I just told you what I believe. If she's trying to hack at you with a knife, knock her ass out. If she pushed you because you left the toilet seat up or smacked you because you called her a biatch, take it. Period.


that is quite the void between those two examples....what about a situation of a female street gang that wants your wallet?
 
2014-01-28 03:49:51 PM  
"Walkin' the dog."

NSFW language.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oEtVLGoKyQs


/Oldie, but goody.
 
2014-01-28 03:49:53 PM  

teenage mutant ninja rapist: Satan's Bunny Slippers: Warlordtrooper: baconbeard: Satan's Bunny Slippers: Or how about just don't hit women?  Can that work?

How about we just don't hit anyone?

That's sexist,  It's womans god given right to abuse men, but god help the man if he defends himself.

Oh look, rapist defender is here.

I dont think that's really what he said. Nice try though.


I think prior bad blood brought about that comment.
 
2014-01-28 03:56:05 PM  

Warlordtrooper: Satan's Bunny Slippers: DROxINxTHExWIND: Not to be a white knight or anything, but don't people frequently "respond to the headline" in threads? i got what was being said. I understood the tw folks who expanded on her point, as well. Seems like you all agree more than you think, or somebody just wanted to argue.

The whole argument with me started over one douche saying hitting women is ok.  It was just downhill from there.  But I'm done with it.  I dislike spinning in circles over something so obvious.  Don't hurt people.

I never said it was OK, I said it was justified if the woman is hitting you first.  You know self defense....  Despite what some people believe I have never defended rape.


I defended rape once. It was a damn hard thing to do, he was bigger and stronger than myself. But one well placed kick to the groin put an end to that.
 
2014-01-28 04:00:52 PM  

WhyKnot: teenage mutant ninja rapist: Satan's Bunny Slippers: Warlordtrooper: baconbeard: Satan's Bunny Slippers: Or how about just don't hit women?  Can that work?

How about we just don't hit anyone?

That's sexist,  It's womans god given right to abuse men, but god help the man if he defends himself.

Oh look, rapist defender is here.

I dont think that's really what he said. Nice try though.

I think prior bad blood brought about that comment.


What a minute now, are you telling me that some farkers harbour grudges?
 
2014-01-28 04:25:41 PM  

Satan's Bunny Slippers: Or how about just don't hit women?  Can that work?



That can work. But then, I don't think any woman has ever been cuffed for doing something to a man without claiming to be the victim of domestic abuse.
 
2014-01-28 04:28:50 PM  

EdNortonsTwin: "Johnson (woman) acted in self defense and was the victim of repeated domestic violence."

 I'm guessing leaving him early-on during the cycle of abuse wasn't convinient, easy, obvious, sensible at the time?


The article mentions that she was also charged with abuse. Seems like one of those relationships where they abuse the hell out of each other.
 
2014-01-28 04:59:14 PM  

China White Tea: Satan's Bunny Slippers: Or how about just don't hit women other people?  Can that work?


5,000+ years of recorded human history....... no , no it cant.
 
2014-01-28 05:54:24 PM  
I would not wrestle her:
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I would wrestle her:
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2014-01-28 09:07:16 PM  

Pumpernickel bread: He hit first and more than once.  Why is she being charged?


For the same reason that a woman got raped by a taxi driver and they arrested the woman for acting erratically after being assaulted.

Different PD. Same county. Same attitude. The victims are always the problem.

Always be calm and reasonable after a violent assault and/or rape. Then you won't get arrested. Problem solved.
 
2014-01-29 01:59:38 PM  
Well, that escalated quickly..
 
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