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2014-01-28 12:29:03 PM  
Springfield Township has a curious population. there areas of upper middle class directly across the street from demilitarized zones.
 
2014-01-28 02:05:43 PM  
Didn't we already have a porn thread today?
 
2014-01-28 02:15:23 PM  
An even friendlier reminder: Don't be slapping your woman around, at all.
 
2014-01-28 02:15:54 PM  
Or how about just don't hit women?  Can that work?
 
2014-01-28 02:19:12 PM  
He hit first and more than once.  Why is she being charged?  I've seen this once before in my life.  In high school, there was this really small dude; not quite midget small, but much smaller than average.  He *really* wanted that tough guy image though.  Hung out with some big strong thuggish kids and probably at their urging, would bully other boys.   Anyway, one day, one of these dudes whupped his ass.  No real shame in losing to a guy, but then he thought he would pick an easier target.  Was bullying a girl on the bus ride home.  She whupped his ass and kept on whuppin.  A guy will let you get up once you've been beaten, but this girl just kept on going.  Bus driver pretended not to notice.  She got off at his stop and continued to whup his ass. Last I ever saw of George....a little white kid with a big fro.  He never came to school again.
 
2014-01-28 02:20:17 PM  
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2014-01-28 02:21:17 PM  

Satan's Bunny Slippers: Or how about just don't hit women other people?  Can that work?

 
2014-01-28 02:24:44 PM  
good for you girl
 
2014-01-28 02:25:24 PM  

Satan's Bunny Slippers: Or how about just don't hit women?  Can that work?


How about we just don't hit anyone?
 
2014-01-28 02:26:10 PM  
"Johnson (woman) acted in self defense and was the victim of repeated domestic violence."

 I'm guessing leaving him early-on during the cycle of abuse wasn't convinient, easy, obvious, sensible at the time?
 
2014-01-28 02:26:23 PM  

China White Tea: Satan's Bunny Slippers: Or how about just don't hit women other people?  Can that work?


baconbeard: Satan's Bunny Slippers: Or how about just don't hit women?  Can that work?

How about we just don't hit anyone?


I'm fine with this too!
 
2014-01-28 02:26:34 PM  
If you go back into an abusive relationship then you deserve to be a punching bag.
 
2014-01-28 02:26:47 PM  

China White Tea: Satan's Bunny Slippers: Or how about just don't hit women other people?  Can that work?


Nope that won't work as some people just need to be hit.
 
2014-01-28 02:27:20 PM  

Satan's Bunny Slippers: Or how about just don't hit women?  Can that work?


Why be gender specific?
 
2014-01-28 02:27:34 PM  

Satan's Bunny Slippers: Or how about just don't hit women?  Can that work?


If you're telling me there is no reason to ever hit a woman then you're retarded.
 
2014-01-28 02:27:53 PM  

baconbeard: Satan's Bunny Slippers: Or how about just don't hit women?  Can that work?

How about we just don't hit anyone?


That's sexist,  It's womans god given right to abuse men, but god help the man if he defends himself.
 
2014-01-28 02:28:38 PM  

China White Tea: Satan's Bunny Slippers: Or how about just don't hit women other people?  Can that work?


baconbeard: Satan's Bunny Slippers: Or how about just don't hit women?  Can that work?

How about we just don't hit anyone?


telejester: Satan's Bunny Slippers: Or how about just don't hit women?  Can that work?

Why be gender specific?


BECAUSE I WAS RESPONDING TO THE HEADLINE FOR FARKS SAKE!

Jeebuz people, calm down.
 
2014-01-28 02:29:16 PM  

ThatDarkFellow: Satan's Bunny Slippers: Or how about just don't hit women?  Can that work?

If you're telling me there is no reason to ever hit a woman then you're retarded.


And you, you fark right off.
 
2014-01-28 02:29:59 PM  

Warlordtrooper: baconbeard: Satan's Bunny Slippers: Or how about just don't hit women?  Can that work?

How about we just don't hit anyone?

That's sexist,  It's womans god given right to abuse men, but god help the man if he defends himself.


Oh look, rapist defender is here.
 
2014-01-28 02:31:21 PM  

Satan's Bunny Slippers: Warlordtrooper: baconbeard: Satan's Bunny Slippers: Or how about just don't hit women?  Can that work?

How about we just don't hit anyone?

That's sexist,  It's womans god given right to abuse men, but god help the man if he defends himself.

Oh look, rapist defender is here.


Oh, you're one of those people
 
2014-01-28 02:31:21 PM  

scottydoesntknow: An even friendlier reminder: Don't be slapping your woman around, at all.


Apparently it's supposed to be typed


DON'T TOUCH ANYBODY EVER!

After the dressing down I just got!  :)
 
2014-01-28 02:33:48 PM  
My ex was a state champion weight lifter in school.
Could pick me up and throw me across the room
Be surprised how nice I could be no matter how much she pissed me off.
And I could outrun her too.
 
2014-01-28 02:35:29 PM  

scottydoesntknow: An even friendlier reminder: Don't be slapping your woman around, at all.


i145.photobucket.com
"Oh you're serious?"


/seriously though, don't hit broads they dont like it.
 
2014-01-28 02:35:59 PM  

ThatDarkFellow: Satan's Bunny Slippers: Warlordtrooper: baconbeard: Satan's Bunny Slippers: Or how about just don't hit women?  Can that work?

How about we just don't hit anyone?

That's sexist,  It's womans god given right to abuse men, but god help the man if he defends himself.

Oh look, rapist defender is here.

Oh, you're one of those people


Care to explain that?
 
2014-01-28 02:42:55 PM  

EdNortonsTwin: "Johnson (woman) acted in self defense and was the victim of repeated domestic violence."

 I'm guessing leaving him early-on during the cycle of abuse wasn't convinient, easy, obvious, sensible at the time?


He was paying the rent.
 
2014-01-28 02:43:20 PM  

stevenvictx: My ex was a state champion weight lifter in school.
Could pick me up and throw me across the room
Be surprised how nice I could be no matter how much she pissed me off.
And I could outrun her too.


So you like big girls, huh?


/Cool story, bro
 
2014-01-28 02:44:11 PM  

Satan's Bunny Slippers: ThatDarkFellow: Satan's Bunny Slippers: Warlordtrooper: baconbeard: Satan's Bunny Slippers: Or how about just don't hit women?  Can that work?

How about we just don't hit anyone?

That's sexist,  It's womans god given right to abuse men, but god help the man if he defends himself.

Oh look, rapist defender is here.

Oh, you're one of those people

Care to explain that?


Not really. I don't want to read a two page follow up consisting of an excerpt about the evil patriarchy from a paper you wrote while working on your degree in gender studies.
 
2014-01-28 02:44:24 PM  

Satan's Bunny Slippers: ThatDarkFellow: Satan's Bunny Slippers: Warlordtrooper: baconbeard: Satan's Bunny Slippers: Or how about just don't hit women?  Can that work?

How about we just don't hit anyone?

That's sexist,  It's womans god given right to abuse men, but god help the man if he defends himself.

Oh look, rapist defender is here.

Oh, you're one of those people

Care to explain that?


I assume what he means by "one of those people" is someone who, instead of providing a rational, thoughtful rebuttal, instead pillories their opponents by claiming that they must belong to a socially unacceptable group, and thus their  statement, no matter how valid it may be on its own merits, is therefore worthless.

(Bear in mind, I'm not actually suggesting that you are indeed "one of those people", but Fark is quite a common breeding ground for that ilk.)
 
2014-01-28 02:44:27 PM  

ThatDarkFellow: Satan's Bunny Slippers: Or how about just don't hit women?  Can that work?

If you're telling me there is no reason to ever hit a woman then you're retarded.


You try so hard.
 
2014-01-28 02:46:30 PM  

ThatDarkFellow: Satan's Bunny Slippers: ThatDarkFellow: Satan's Bunny Slippers: Warlordtrooper: baconbeard: Satan's Bunny Slippers: Or how about just don't hit women?  Can that work?

How about we just don't hit anyone?

That's sexist,  It's womans god given right to abuse men, but god help the man if he defends himself.

Oh look, rapist defender is here.

Oh, you're one of those people

Care to explain that?

Not really. I don't want to read a two page follow up consisting of an excerpt about the evil patriarchy from a paper you wrote while working on your degree in gender studies.


Ah, so you assume that I'm some sort of femi-nazi because I don't like guys who defend rapists, and I think rape is bad.

Ok.  You're stupid.  Got it.
 
2014-01-28 02:47:46 PM  

baconbeard: Satan's Bunny Slippers: ThatDarkFellow: Satan's Bunny Slippers: Warlordtrooper: baconbeard: Satan's Bunny Slippers: Or how about just don't hit women?  Can that work?

How about we just don't hit anyone?

That's sexist,  It's womans god given right to abuse men, but god help the man if he defends himself.

Oh look, rapist defender is here.

Oh, you're one of those people

Care to explain that?

I assume what he means by "one of those people" is someone who, instead of providing a rational, thoughtful rebuttal, instead pillories their opponents by claiming that they must belong to a socially unacceptable group, and thus their  statement, no matter how valid it may be on its own merits, is therefore worthless.

(Bear in mind, I'm not actually suggesting that you are indeed "one of those people", but Fark is quite a common breeding ground for that ilk.)


I'm not.  :)  Rape is bad.  Hitting people is bad.  Defending rapists is hideous.

More fun is that my original comment wasn't even directed at him, but he had to rush in and white knight away.
 
2014-01-28 02:51:56 PM  

Satan's Bunny Slippers: Or how about just don't hit women?  Can that work?


Apparently subby thinks you only beat up women when you know they can't fight back.
 
2014-01-28 02:51:57 PM  

baconbeard: Satan's Bunny Slippers: ThatDarkFellow: Satan's Bunny Slippers: Warlordtrooper: baconbeard: Satan's Bunny Slippers: Or how about just don't hit women?  Can that work?

How about we just don't hit anyone?

That's sexist,  It's womans god given right to abuse men, but god help the man if he defends himself.

Oh look, rapist defender is here.

Oh, you're one of those people

Care to explain that?

I assume what he means by "one of those people" is someone who, instead of providing a rational, thoughtful rebuttal, instead pillories their opponents by claiming that they must belong to a socially unacceptable group, and thus their  statement, no matter how valid it may be on its own merits, is therefore worthless.

(Bear in mind, I'm not actually suggesting that you are indeed "one of those people", but Fark is quite a common breeding ground for that ilk.)


The thing is, While I will openly admit to being a bit of an MRA, I like to point out the double standards and unfair treatment men receive from society and I will also call for things like due process and innocent until proven guilty, I have never once defended the act of rape.  I think its one of the worst things you can do to another person other than murder.  What gets me about people like the one you quoted, while pretending to hate rape, do not believe than a woman can rape a man,  Nor do they believe that prison rape is real.  They think prison rape is just a joke to be laughed at or even worse, an acceptable form of punishment for people who commit crimes.
 
2014-01-28 02:54:53 PM  
Warlordtrooper:


What gets me about people like the one you quoted, while pretending to hate rape, do not believe than a woman can rape a man,

Have I said that?

 Nor do they believe that prison rape is real.

Or this?

They think prison rape is just a joke to be laughed at or even worse, an acceptable form of punishment for people who commit crimes.

Or this?

You assume an awful lot.  I have YOU farkied from the Ohio threads.  I know what you think.

No reason to get baconbeard in the middle.
 
2014-01-28 02:57:02 PM  

Satan's Bunny Slippers: Warlordtrooper:


What gets me about people like the one you quoted, while pretending to hate rape, do not believe than a woman can rape a man,

Have I said that?

 Nor do they believe that prison rape is real.

Or this?

They think prison rape is just a joke to be laughed at or even worse, an acceptable form of punishment for people who commit crimes.

Or this?

You assume an awful lot.  I have YOU farkied from the Ohio threads.  I know what you think.

No reason to get baconbeard in the middle.


What a twat
 
2014-01-28 02:59:33 PM  
From now on, I'm going to picture Peter Griffin when someone says Whup Ass

"LOIS!  WHY DID YOU BUY THIS?"

"It was on sale!"
 
2014-01-28 02:59:34 PM  

ThatDarkFellow: Satan's Bunny Slippers: Warlordtrooper:


What gets me about people like the one you quoted, while pretending to hate rape, do not believe than a woman can rape a man,

Have I said that?

 Nor do they believe that prison rape is real.

Or this?

They think prison rape is just a joke to be laughed at or even worse, an acceptable form of punishment for people who commit crimes.

Or this?

You assume an awful lot.  I have YOU farkied from the Ohio threads.  I know what you think.

No reason to get baconbeard in the middle.

What a twat


0/10 Trying waaaay too hard there binky.
 
2014-01-28 03:09:42 PM  

Satan's Bunny Slippers: Warlordtrooper:


What gets me about people like the one you quoted, while pretending to hate rape, do not believe than a woman can rape a man,

Have I said that?


You yourself have demonstrated that a person does not actually need to say something to have accusations leveled against them.  If you can jump from "It's womans god given right to abuse men, but god help the man if he defends himself. " to "rape apologist", then your interlocutors are just as free to jump from your original comment to "Nor do they believe that prison rape is real ".

Sauce for the goose, bub.
 
2014-01-28 03:11:26 PM  

Son of Thunder: Satan's Bunny Slippers: Warlordtrooper:


What gets me about people like the one you quoted, while pretending to hate rape, do not believe than a woman can rape a man,

Have I said that?

You yourself have demonstrated that a person does not actually need to say something to have accusations leveled against them.  If you can jump from "It's womans god given right to abuse men, but god help the man if he defends himself. " to "rape apologist", then your interlocutors are just as free to jump from your original comment to "Nor do they believe that prison rape is real ".

Sauce for the goose, bub.


I'm quite familiar with Trooper from other threads involving women, rape, rapists, and the punishment or lack thereof for all involved, bub.
 
2014-01-28 03:18:00 PM  

Satan's Bunny Slippers: ThatDarkFellow: Satan's Bunny Slippers: ThatDarkFellow: Satan's Bunny Slippers: Warlordtrooper: baconbeard: Satan's Bunny Slippers: Or how about just don't hit women?  Can that work?

How about we just don't hit anyone?

That's sexist,  It's womans god given right to abuse men, but god help the man if he defends himself.

Oh look, rapist defender is here.

Oh, you're one of those people

Care to explain that?

Not really. I don't want to read a two page follow up consisting of an excerpt about the evil patriarchy from a paper you wrote while working on your degree in gender studies.

Ah, so you assume that I'm some sort of femi-nazi because I don't like guys who defend rapists, and I think rape is bad.

Ok.  You're stupid.  Got it.


I dislike the term "femi-nazi", because A.) Rush Limbaugh invented it, and B.) a more accurate epithet would be "female supremacist". Now, let us reverse the scenario in TFA. The crazy biatch is hitting you with objects, and she started it. It's a thing which has been known to happen. What are you going to do? The cops take 10 minutes to arrive on a good day, if you can make it to the phone. Besides, not standing up to bullies only encourages them. "Never hit women" is a goal, but isn't always realistically achievable. It's also a rule which arises from a number of fairly paternalistic and chauvinistic assumptions, although I suppose it is a definite improvement over the "rule of thumb" that it replaced.
 
2014-01-28 03:18:22 PM  

Son of Thunder: Satan's Bunny Slippers: Warlordtrooper:


What gets me about people like the one you quoted, while pretending to hate rape, do not believe than a woman can rape a man,

Have I said that?

You yourself have demonstrated that a person does not actually need to say something to have accusations leveled against them.  If you can jump from "It's womans god given right to abuse men, but god help the man if he defends himself. " to "rape apologist", then your interlocutors are just as free to jump from your original comment to "Nor do they believe that prison rape is real ".

Sauce for the goose, bub.


The part you seem to be missing is that these discussions don't take place in a vacuum.  Satan's Bunny Slippers is not the only person here who has Warlordtrooper flagged as a Rape Apologist from his behavior in other discussions here on Fark
 
2014-01-28 03:19:14 PM  

Satan's Bunny Slippers: I'm quite familiar with Trooper from other threads involving women, rape, rapists, and the punishment or lack thereof for all involved, bub.


Then you should have no trouble providing evidence to support your allegations.
 
2014-01-28 03:19:17 PM  

Satan's Bunny Slippers: Son of Thunder: Satan's Bunny Slippers: Warlordtrooper:


What gets me about people like the one you quoted, while pretending to hate rape, do not believe than a woman can rape a man,

Have I said that?

You yourself have demonstrated that a person does not actually need to say something to have accusations leveled against them.  If you can jump from "It's womans god given right to abuse men, but god help the man if he defends himself. " to "rape apologist", then your interlocutors are just as free to jump from your original comment to "Nor do they believe that prison rape is real ".

Sauce for the goose, bub.

I'm quite familiar with Trooper from other threads involving women, rape, rapists, and the punishment or lack thereof for all involved, bub.


You are the quintessential angry feminist. Look at how quickly you are to take offensive and respond with no thought behind your words. I can just picture you there refreshing the page for any update and patting yourself on the back after every post you make.

"And I'll just end this post with bub. Nailed it!"
 
2014-01-28 03:21:22 PM  

forgotmydamnusername: Satan's Bunny Slippers: ThatDarkFellow: Satan's Bunny Slippers: ThatDarkFellow: Satan's Bunny Slippers: Warlordtrooper: baconbeard: Satan's Bunny Slippers: Or how about just don't hit women?  Can that work?

How about we just don't hit anyone?

That's sexist,  It's womans god given right to abuse men, but god help the man if he defends himself.

Oh look, rapist defender is here.

Oh, you're one of those people

Care to explain that?

Not really. I don't want to read a two page follow up consisting of an excerpt about the evil patriarchy from a paper you wrote while working on your degree in gender studies.

Ah, so you assume that I'm some sort of femi-nazi because I don't like guys who defend rapists, and I think rape is bad.

Ok.  You're stupid.  Got it.

I dislike the term "femi-nazi", because A.) Rush Limbaugh invented it, and B.) a more accurate epithet would be "female supremacist". Now, let us reverse the scenario in TFA. The crazy biatch is hitting you with objects, and she started it. It's a thing which has been known to happen. What are you going to do? The cops take 10 minutes to arrive on a good day, if you can make it to the phone. Besides, not standing up to bullies only encourages them. "Never hit women" is a goal, but isn't always realistically achievable. It's also a rule which arises from a number of fairly paternalistic and chauvinistic assumptions, although I suppose it is a definite improvement over the "rule of thumb" that it replaced.


Yanoo, fark it.  I give up.  I made a one line comment about the farking fark headline.

Apparently it's hate biatches day here, or something.  Oh wait, that's pretty much every day, unless it's biatches sucking cawks.

Sorry this came out at you.  You have a decent scenario going.  I'm just not going with it.

Hitting people is bad.  Leave it.  Call the cops or shoot their ass yourself, I don't really care.
 
2014-01-28 03:22:41 PM  

Satan's Bunny Slippers: forgotmydamnusername: Satan's Bunny Slippers: ThatDarkFellow: Satan's Bunny Slippers: ThatDarkFellow: Satan's Bunny Slippers: Warlordtrooper: baconbeard: Satan's Bunny Slippers: Or how about just don't hit women?  Can that work?

How about we just don't hit anyone?

That's sexist,  It's womans god given right to abuse men, but god help the man if he defends himself.

Oh look, rapist defender is here.

Oh, you're one of those people

Care to explain that?

Not really. I don't want to read a two page follow up consisting of an excerpt about the evil patriarchy from a paper you wrote while working on your degree in gender studies.

Ah, so you assume that I'm some sort of femi-nazi because I don't like guys who defend rapists, and I think rape is bad.

Ok.  You're stupid.  Got it.

I dislike the term "femi-nazi", because A.) Rush Limbaugh invented it, and B.) a more accurate epithet would be "female supremacist". Now, let us reverse the scenario in TFA. The crazy biatch is hitting you with objects, and she started it. It's a thing which has been known to happen. What are you going to do? The cops take 10 minutes to arrive on a good day, if you can make it to the phone. Besides, not standing up to bullies only encourages them. "Never hit women" is a goal, but isn't always realistically achievable. It's also a rule which arises from a number of fairly paternalistic and chauvinistic assumptions, although I suppose it is a definite improvement over the "rule of thumb" that it replaced.

Yanoo, fark it.  I give up.  I made a one line comment about the farking fark headline.

Apparently it's hate biatches day here, or something.  Oh wait, that's pretty much every day, unless it's biatches sucking cawks.

Sorry this came out at you.  You have a decent scenario going.  I'm just not going with it.

Hitting people is bad.  Leave it.  Call the cops or shoot their ass yourself, I don't really care.


So typical
 
2014-01-28 03:22:53 PM  
And all the reinforcements come out.

How sweet.  Enjoy your circle jerk boys.  Although just down line here, there's a great blame the victim thread too.  You should go there.
 
2014-01-28 03:26:06 PM  
Not to be a white knight or anything, but don't people frequently "respond to the headline" in threads? i got what was being said. I understood the tw folks who expanded on her point, as well. Seems like you all agree more than you think, or somebody just wanted to argue.
 
2014-01-28 03:26:36 PM  

Satan's Bunny Slippers: And all the reinforcements come out.

How sweet.  Enjoy your circle jerk boys.  Although just down line here, there's a great blame the victim thread too.  You should go there.


Yeah, the victim of saying something stupid then screaming sexism when you don't like the responses you get.
 
2014-01-28 03:28:10 PM  

DROxINxTHExWIND: Not to be a white knight or anything, but don't people frequently "respond to the headline" in threads? i got what was being said. I understood the tw folks who expanded on her point, as well. Seems like you all agree more than you think, or somebody just wanted to argue.


The whole argument with me started over one douche saying hitting women is ok.  It was just downhill from there.  But I'm done with it.  I dislike spinning in circles over something so obvious.  Don't hurt people.
 
2014-01-28 03:29:22 PM  

DROxINxTHExWIND: Not to be a white knight or anything, but don't people frequently "respond to the headline" in threads? i got what was being said. I understood the tw folks who expanded on her point, as well. Seems like you all agree more than you think, or somebody just wanted to argue.


I'm just trying to avoid doing actual work at work.
 
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