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(Chicago Trib)   Men who took $60k of laundry detergent come clean after find themselves in hot water. Mastermind hangs them out to dry   ( divider line
    More: Dumbass, laundry detergents, Orland Park, hot water, Bolingbrook, loading dock  
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2458 clicks; posted to Main » on 28 Jan 2014 at 3:06 PM (4 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2014-01-28 04:13:48 PM  
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There was something to Gain with the theft, but the Tide had changed. The cops will Wisk then to jail where they will have to work hard to have Cheer. The long Arm & Hammer of the law will make them Pure again.
2014-01-28 03:14:28 PM  
1 vote:
Mr. Bean and Alfred E. Neuman are working together to steal laundry detergent?

Oh, well. If there is one thing Americans love it is stories about dumbass criminals who get caught because they are dumbasses.


By the way, I still don't understand why street people are using stolen Tide  as a currency. Can you make crack with it or something? Can it get you high as well as whiter than white or whatever?
2014-01-28 03:10:49 PM  
1 vote:

Fo Shiz: They were probably unloading the cargo so that they could fill the truck with explosives and get all terroristy.

The guy on the left is from Ramallah, from his facebook page...
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Good idea.  I was tempted to just write this off as a simple theft, but now I can post this on FB and terrify my elderly relatives.
2014-01-28 03:08:28 PM  
1 vote:
Here comes a tide of stupid puns. They will all suck.
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