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(Telegraph)   Salvation Army in Australia accused of "shocking" abuse of children in their care. How shocking? Well lets just say the report includes the phrase "sodomized with a garden hose"   (telegraph.co.uk ) divider line
    More: Sick, Salvation Army in Australia, Christian Salvation Army, Australians, pedophile priests, garden hose  
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5680 clicks; posted to Main » on 28 Jan 2014 at 1:26 PM (2 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2014-01-28 02:11:19 PM  
5 votes:
They are just lucky it isn't the Salvation Navy.
2014-01-28 02:57:22 PM  
2 votes:
I'm not surprised, this is how childcare is down under. I watched a documentary called "Bad Boy Bubby" it's about how Australia handles abused children, you should see what the Salvation Army representatives do in that movie.
2014-01-28 01:55:31 PM  
2 votes:
Well in all fairness it didn't put the lotion on its skin.
2014-01-28 01:29:59 PM  
2 votes:
This is why I only donate to Catholic charities.
2014-01-28 01:24:35 PM  
2 votes:
Fo shizzle my nozzle.
2014-01-28 05:27:15 PM  
1 vote:
Hosannadomized
2014-01-28 03:52:57 PM  
1 vote:

Dragonflew: Son of Thunder: Bondith: Son of Thunder: Magorn: The results of the Stanford Prison Experiment are far more profound and generalizable than most people realize.   You put people in a position of power over their fellow beings and their latent sadistic tendencies almost inevitably take over.  I'm not sure what ti says about uman nature, but nothing good I think.

Haven't you been reading the thread? It says nothing, nothing at all, about human nature!  The great minds of Fark have informed us that it's religion, only religion, only ever religion, and don't you dare bring anything else into the conversation or you're a pedo-apologist, you sick pedo-apologist!

What thread have you been reading?

Just wait... It's coming...

Would a picture of an altar boy help?



I have altared the boy once. Pray that I don't altar him further.
2014-01-28 03:48:08 PM  
1 vote:

Son of Thunder: Bondith: Son of Thunder: Magorn: The results of the Stanford Prison Experiment are far more profound and generalizable than most people realize.   You put people in a position of power over their fellow beings and their latent sadistic tendencies almost inevitably take over.  I'm not sure what ti says about uman nature, but nothing good I think.

Haven't you been reading the thread? It says nothing, nothing at all, about human nature!  The great minds of Fark have informed us that it's religion, only religion, only ever religion, and don't you dare bring anything else into the conversation or you're a pedo-apologist, you sick pedo-apologist!

What thread have you been reading?

Just wait... It's coming...


Would a picture of an altar boy help?
2014-01-28 03:44:45 PM  
1 vote:

StymieMotJuste: I'm not surprised, this is how childcare is down under. I watched a documentary called "Bad Boy Bubby" it's about how Australia handles abused children, you should see what the Salvation Army representatives do in that movie.



But he was a queer lookin' rooster, so meh. That's why the Salvos "accidentally" let him loose. Actual CCTV footage of the lad you are talking about:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z3xvG4_5ydQ    [WARNING: F-BOMBS GET DROPPED - TURN UR VOLUME DOWN]
2014-01-28 02:55:33 PM  
1 vote:
more like the salivation army

am i right?

this guy gets it!  because he drools on children
2014-01-28 02:28:50 PM  
1 vote:
Nonsense. They're just preparing these kids for the modern job market.
2014-01-28 02:25:41 PM  
1 vote:
Kick Australia out of the European Union!
2014-01-28 01:35:53 PM  
1 vote:
I'm gonna reserve my outrage until I read the full report... For all we know that quote could have been taken out of context.
2014-01-28 01:33:28 PM  
1 vote:
Is it too soon for Enema of the People jokes?

Sorry. Wicked bad black humour, I know,   mea culpa, mea maxima culpa, but pretty inevitable when you are talking about somebody sticking a hose up some poor Child of God's rectum. You know what would be a better joke? Sending the guilty parties to prison. The prisoners will know what to do when they get there.

A few of them may accidentally impale themselves on shower nozzles as is the wont of the unpopular prisoners in even the best run of prisons.
2014-01-28 01:32:26 PM  
1 vote:
media.screened.com

Unimpressed.
2014-01-28 01:31:54 PM  
1 vote:
RELAX everyone....hasn't anyone ever heard of a enema?

/ never refer to it as his/her/their enema.
2014-01-28 01:30:18 PM  
1 vote:
Well I just found the new name for my grindcore band.
 
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