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(Some Church Lady)   Who inspired the performances at this year's Grammys? Could it be... SATAN?   ( divider line
    More: Obvious, Grammys, Satans, gospel musics, artistic expression, Queen Latifah, AJ McCarron, Holy Father, Church of the Nazarene  
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2014-01-28 01:48:47 PM  
3 votes:
Vigo was awesome as the devil in The Prophecy

Hell is always open, even on Christmas
2014-01-28 02:35:39 PM  
2 votes:
Not the Devil, per se, just a dedicated employee...

"Satan is simply the warden of a very large prison. Quiet man, actually, thoughtful and he's well read. And I happen to know the idea of sacrificing children in his honor annoys him greatly."
2014-01-28 01:53:24 PM  
2 votes:

"Heaven? Whatever gave you the idea you were in Heaven, Mr. Valentine? This IS "the other place"!"
2014-01-28 01:14:33 PM  
2 votes:
Actually the biggest fuss has been about the whitewashing of hip hop because Macklemore won.
2014-01-28 01:11:23 PM  
2 votes:
"I despise these Satanic performances and rituals. I despise them so very much that I watch every single minute to see how Satanic they are."
2014-01-28 07:46:27 PM  
1 vote:

I prefer this one (yes I know he's not technically satan, but he is the current king of hell)
2014-01-28 04:38:31 PM  
1 vote:

Thank you, Satan.
'Cuz that there is pretty hot.
2014-01-28 04:31:12 PM  
1 vote:
What, no Jack Nicholson from the Witches of Eastwick (implied not explicit).

Seconded vote for Gaiman's Lucifer (Bowie like fallen angel FTW).

/ Not on Mobile, just about to do school run before working from home...
// Lectures don't write themselves
/// Unless Fark would like, forget I said anything.
2014-01-28 03:49:40 PM  
1 vote:
2014-01-28 02:52:06 PM  
1 vote:

Wait, no, he's the guy that runs into the 7-11 to get Satan a pack of cigarettes.
2014-01-28 02:38:17 PM  
1 vote:
Very disappointed that I have yet to see Gaiman's Lucifer in this thread, 'cause he looks like David Bowie.
2014-01-28 02:19:55 PM  
1 vote:

Maybe the last humanist.
Ant [TotalFark]
2014-01-28 02:14:58 PM  
1 vote:
Christianity: Worrying about the wrong things since 325 CE.
2014-01-28 02:12:53 PM  
1 vote:

bungle_jr: if satan is responsible for the bodies of beyonce and katy perry, then HAIL SATAN!
2014-01-28 02:07:30 PM  
1 vote:
#1 Satan

Sexy Psychedelic Satanic Sex

/alliteration biatches
2014-01-28 02:00:21 PM  
1 vote:
Tasteless, tacky, juvenile, and aimed at the lowest common denominator?  Absolutely.

Evil?  No. not so much.

/The Grammys haven't been about music for a very long time.
2014-01-28 01:49:02 PM  
1 vote:
2014-01-28 01:37:37 PM  
1 vote:
Satan was too busy helping Behemoth with their new album than to be bothered with the Grammy Awards.
2014-01-28 01:32:48 PM  
1 vote:
Oh, grow up. What a bunch of farking children those people are. The boogey man is going to get us!
2014-01-28 01:31:22 PM  
1 vote:
Look, you poor, deluded twit, Satan isn't real. There is no "opposer" out there trying to undermine the devine plan of your imaginary friend.
2014-01-28 01:25:11 PM  
1 vote:
The only sex the Catholic Church approves of is priests cornholing little boys.
2014-01-28 01:18:15 PM  
1 vote:

texdent: Which version of Satan?
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No, more like

"We'll make headlines..."
2014-01-28 01:14:34 PM  
1 vote:
In all fairness, it kinda sucks that we live in a country where there is only one channel and our TVs can't be turned off.
2014-01-28 01:11:52 PM  
1 vote:
if satan is responsible for the bodies of beyonce and katy perry, then HAIL SATAN!
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